CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Dwarfs and midgets have very little in common	true
How it's easier to become a st. louis police officer than a barber	false
Russia anti-gay law protest draws hundreds in london	false
Do rich people ask loaded questions? i mean, surely they do, right?	true
Most drug-sniffing dogs refuse to admit they have a problem	true
Which side of the plate does the phone go on?	true
Gravity 0/5: worst space jam sequel ever. literally no basketball.	true
Wedding planner: how to become a big day planner (infographic)	false
Tifu: i ate my boss' sandwich out of the work fridge! oops. wrong sub.	true
Little league dads brawl in georgia, and other bad parenting examples	false
Rev. franklin graham, your god is too small	false
Why i consider myself a jokester jokes are much more acceptable in society than moles.	true
Gop senator slams doj legal opinion as 'nonsense' that 'floods the swamp'	false
Why do mermaids wear seashells? because they can't fit into d-shells.	true
Happy centennial, jeannette rankin -- the first woman elected to congress	false
You can use lemon juice to get the goat's blood out of the drapes. #householdhints	true
Phil jackson, lakers rumors swirling: will 'zen master' return to los angeles?	false
'p is for p*ssy' is the alphabet book of your wet dreams	false
Day 5: 31 days of daily inspiration from brilliant women	false
What is the worst part about being told you have alzheimer's? it never happens just once.	true
Why was the dog so depressed? he was having a hard time looking up.	true
Why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her....	true
Michael bay looks like if cocaine was a person.	true
Well done, you are popular on social media. sorry about the rest of your life.	true
Never go to bed angry is the worst advice ever. i haven't slept in eleven years.	true
How do you make a jewish philosopher have a eureka moment? tell him the final solution.	true
Social media etiquette tips for rebecca romijn from our readers	false
Grilled shrimp skewers with tomato, garlic & herbs	false
Here, take my advice. it's not like i'm using it...	true
Gop rep. just found out he invited kim davis to the state of the union	false
Heidi klum mixes prints at book signing: yay or nay? (photos, poll)	false
Royal ascot 2013 brings out stylish royals (photos)	false
Gop lawmaker ignores her own advice about engaging millennials through town halls	false
Twitter imagines trump as a hallmark card writer and it’s … sad!	false
How did the girl with fetal alcohol syndrome tag a picture of herself on instagram? \#nophiltrum	true
Dear clear high heels, thank you for helping me figure out who's a stripper and who's not.	true
Learn how to kiss to reduce your stress	false
My name is steven but the bank calls me owen. owen lotts.	true
Why did obama and liberals decide to tax aspirin? because it's white and it works	true
#climatechangemusic is twitter's way of tuning out the deniers	false
The democratic base is marching right past its leaders	false
I have to start going to friends' funerals. otherwise, they won't come to mine.	true
Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels she strikes oil!	true
What do you call a nuclear-powered car? a mobile-chernobyl!	true
What do you call two lesbians on a canoe? fur traders	true
Heartwarming photo of police officer comforting baby at scene of accident goes viral	false
Sixteen sodiums walk into a bar... ...followed by batman.	true
There are tv shows literally every day so no i am not free to hang out ever.	true
Why does everybody hate tampons? they're stuck up bitches.	true
Americans: iran and iraq are countries, not apple products, so say their names properly.	true
'true detective' season 3 has a pulse, might be in the works at hbo	false
Food tattoos: a few of our favorites, from pigs to cupcakes	false
Border collies are not very inbred... you know what dogs are inbred? hotdogs.	true
deletes embarrassing drunk tweets tweets embarrassing sober ones	true
What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed? i think we're in sink.	true
I think my iphone is broken. i keep pressing the home button but i'm still at work!	true
They really need to add a download this song illegally button on pandora.	true
The striking teachers' biggest supporters are their own students	false
What's the opposite of an antijoke? an unclejoke	true
Why don't robots have any brothers? they all have transisters.	true
Former house speaker john boehner is now lobbying for medical marijuana	false
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? roberto . . hahah . . . fuck	true
Why did the marine park worker feel aimless? because they lacked porpoises.	true
I always thought a shih tzu was... a zoo without animals.	true
Federal workers told to halt external communication in first week under trump	false
My wife kicked me in the balls today... she always goes for the low-hanging fruit.	true
I like my rum like i like my women twelve years old and mixed up with coke.	true
A baby seal walks into a club and later dies from complications of severe brain damage.	true
How i turned a traumatic accident into an opportunity to help	false
If tom cats refuse to eat their food are they boycatting it?	true
A little skin and a lot of mustache in kolkata	false
Oh, so you wanna argue? bring it, i got my caps lock on !	true
I like my women like i like my whiskey 12 years old and mixed up with coke.	true
Did you here about the pizza place that when bankrupt? i guess they weren't making enough dough	true
Wanna hear a zoophile joke? so, this guy gets into a bar.	true
What's the difference between a knife, and an argument with a female? a knife has a point...	true
Links suspected between severed heads found in louisiana and texas	false
Did you hear about the steak that was knighted by the queen? sir loin.	true
Hey, jose! how many of our friends do you see? just juan.	true
Msnbc gives in to disingenuous right-wing smear, fires sam seder	false
Donald trump doesn't have one solid, concrete idea! except for the wall.	true
Most americans aren't planning to talk politics this thanksgiving	false
Isis fan sentenced to 20 years in prison for reblogging threatening gif on tumblr	false
I wish i could remember how the hell i ignored people before i owned a cell phone.	true
What happens if an asian gets stung by a bee? their gpa drops	true
It's still a travel ban, and it still targets muslims	false
What is it called when batman leaves church? christian bale...	true
Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery? because celery stalks	true
Jennifer aniston found the pants of your comfort-loving dreams	false
That cold, helpless feeling when you're walking without your phone	false
3 guys walked into a bar... i was outside, i didn't see what happend...	true
Every star who makes a cameo in the 'veronica mars' movie	false
What does a single, gay person watch at christmas? homo alone!	true
Barcelona win la liga with win at granada, real madrid finish second	false
Remember when republicans wanted to punish officials for 'carelessness' with intel?	false
What did one snow man say to the other? smells like carrots	true
Greta gerwig wants to prove that 'there's a space' for more women onscreen	false
Kim kardashian is wearing a grill again to bling in the new year	false
Last-minute mother's day gift ideas that mom will actually appreciate (video, photos)	false
The best hotel coffee bars across the u.s. (photos)	false

Dwarfs and midgets have very little in common

true

How it's easier to become a st. louis police officer than a barber

false

Russia anti-gay law protest draws hundreds in london

false

Do rich people ask loaded questions? i mean, surely they do, right?

true

Most drug-sniffing dogs refuse to admit they have a problem

true

Which side of the plate does the phone go on?

true

Gravity 0/5: worst space jam sequel ever. literally no basketball.

true

Wedding planner: how to become a big day planner (infographic)

false

Tifu: i ate my boss' sandwich out of the work fridge! oops. wrong sub.

true

Little league dads brawl in georgia, and other bad parenting examples

false

Rev. franklin graham, your god is too small

false

Why i consider myself a jokester jokes are much more acceptable in society than moles.

true

Gop senator slams doj legal opinion as 'nonsense' that 'floods the swamp'

false

Why do mermaids wear seashells? because they can't fit into d-shells.

true

Happy centennial, jeannette rankin -- the first woman elected to congress

false

You can use lemon juice to get the goat's blood out of the drapes. #householdhints

true

Phil jackson, lakers rumors swirling: will 'zen master' return to los angeles?

false

'p is for p*ssy' is the alphabet book of your wet dreams

false

Day 5: 31 days of daily inspiration from brilliant women

false

What is the worst part about being told you have alzheimer's? it never happens just once.

true

Why was the dog so depressed? he was having a hard time looking up.

true

Why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her....

true

Michael bay looks like if cocaine was a person.

true

Well done, you are popular on social media. sorry about the rest of your life.

true

Never go to bed angry is the worst advice ever. i haven't slept in eleven years.

true

How do you make a jewish philosopher have a eureka moment? tell him the final solution.

true

Social media etiquette tips for rebecca romijn from our readers

false

Grilled shrimp skewers with tomato, garlic & herbs

false

Here, take my advice. it's not like i'm using it...

true

Gop rep. just found out he invited kim davis to the state of the union

false

Heidi klum mixes prints at book signing: yay or nay? (photos, poll)

false

Royal ascot 2013 brings out stylish royals (photos)

false

Gop lawmaker ignores her own advice about engaging millennials through town halls

false

Twitter imagines trump as a hallmark card writer and it’s … sad!

false

How did the girl with fetal alcohol syndrome tag a picture of herself on instagram? \#nophiltrum

true

Dear clear high heels, thank you for helping me figure out who's a stripper and who's not.

true

Learn how to kiss to reduce your stress

false

My name is steven but the bank calls me owen. owen lotts.

true

Why did obama and liberals decide to tax aspirin? because it's white and it works

true

#climatechangemusic is twitter's way of tuning out the deniers

false

The democratic base is marching right past its leaders

false

I have to start going to friends' funerals. otherwise, they won't come to mine.

true

Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels she strikes oil!

true

What do you call a nuclear-powered car? a mobile-chernobyl!

true

What do you call two lesbians on a canoe? fur traders

true

Heartwarming photo of police officer comforting baby at scene of accident goes viral

false

Sixteen sodiums walk into a bar... ...followed by batman.

true

There are tv shows literally every day so no i am not free to hang out ever.

true

Why does everybody hate tampons? they're stuck up bitches.

true

Americans: iran and iraq are countries, not apple products, so say their names properly.

true

'true detective' season 3 has a pulse, might be in the works at hbo

false

Food tattoos: a few of our favorites, from pigs to cupcakes

false

Border collies are not very inbred... you know what dogs *are* inbred? hotdogs.

true

*deletes embarrassing drunk tweets *tweets embarrassing sober ones

true

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed? i think we're in sink.

true

I think my iphone is broken. i keep pressing the home button but i'm still at work!

true

They really need to add a download this song illegally button on pandora.

true

The striking teachers' biggest supporters are their own students

false

What's the opposite of an antijoke? an unclejoke

true

Why don't robots have any brothers? they all have transisters.

true

Former house speaker john boehner is now lobbying for medical marijuana

false

What do you call a man with a rubber toe? roberto . . hahah . . . fuck

true

Why did the marine park worker feel aimless? because they lacked porpoises.

true

I always thought a shih tzu was... a zoo without animals.

true

Federal workers told to halt external communication in first week under trump

false

My wife kicked me in the balls today... she always goes for the low-hanging fruit.

true

I like my rum like i like my women twelve years old and mixed up with coke.

true

A baby seal walks into a club and later dies from complications of severe brain damage.

true

How i turned a traumatic accident into an opportunity to help

false

If tom cats refuse to eat their food are they boycatting it?

true

A little skin and a lot of mustache in kolkata

false

Oh, so you wanna argue? bring it, i got my caps lock on !

true

I like my women like i like my whiskey 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

true

Did you here about the pizza place that when bankrupt? i guess they weren't making enough dough

true

Wanna hear a zoophile joke? so, this guy gets into a bar.

true

What's the difference between a knife, and an argument with a female? a knife has a point...

true

Links suspected between severed heads found in louisiana and texas

false

Did you hear about the steak that was knighted by the queen? sir loin.

true

Hey, jose! how many of our friends do you see? just juan.

true

Msnbc gives in to disingenuous right-wing smear, fires sam seder

false

Donald trump doesn't have one solid, concrete idea! except for the wall.

true

Most americans aren't planning to talk politics this thanksgiving

false

Isis fan sentenced to 20 years in prison for reblogging threatening gif on tumblr

false

I wish i could remember how the hell i ignored people before i owned a cell phone.

true

What happens if an asian gets stung by a bee? their gpa drops

true

It's still a travel ban, and it still targets muslims

false

What is it called when batman leaves church? christian bale...

true

Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery? because celery stalks

true

Jennifer aniston found the pants of your comfort-loving dreams

false

That cold, helpless feeling when you're walking without your phone

false

3 guys walked into a bar... i was outside, i didn't see what happend...

true

Every star who makes a cameo in the 'veronica mars' movie

false

What does a single, gay person watch at christmas? homo alone!

true

Barcelona win la liga with win at granada, real madrid finish second

false

Remember when republicans wanted to punish officials for 'carelessness' with intel?

false

What did one snow man say to the other? smells like carrots

true

Greta gerwig wants to prove that 'there's a space' for more women onscreen

false

Kim kardashian is wearing a grill again to bling in the new year

false

Last-minute mother's day gift ideas that mom will actually appreciate (video, photos)

false

The best hotel coffee bars across the u.s. (photos)

false