CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Misophonia: when sufferers are full of sound and fury	false
Orlando massacre survivor: 'the guilt of being alive is heavy'	false
What was the weather forcast in poland on the day before the german invasion? 86% chance of heil	true
I bet firemen super-bidet each other when they're bored.	true
Mississippi school finds no evidence principal cut student's hair without permission (update)	false
Anti-trump protesters scale crane near white house, urge public to 'resist'	false
Kansas city man predicts esurance super bowl commercial winner before announcement	false
People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made.	true
No, i don't hate you. i promise. cross my heart and hope you die.	true
I tried to catch some fog... but i mist.	true
The celibate butcher is pretty successful in his occupations. nothing beats his meat!	true
What do you call alcohol distilled by the avengers' enemies? hydra-gin	true
Why you should spiral cut your wiener for the best hot dogs	false
This is the test you should take to know if you are a man. really????	true
Why is a giraffe's neck so long? because it's head is so far away from it's body.	true
An instagram worth a thousand likes: what our photos are really saying about us	false
If hillary clinton and donald drumpf are in a boat and it capsizes. who survives? america.	true
13 things i'm tired of hearing when people find out i don't drink	false
What do you call a star-spangled pubic wig? a'merkin	true
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? virgin mobile! xd	true
Here's evidence floyd mayweather and conor mcgregor actually love each other	false
Aid worker who narrowly escaped syria injured in istanbul attack	false
Traces of ancient jerusalem famine seen in cooking-related artifacts found in cistern	false
Daddy what is a transvestite? ask your mommy he knows it.	true
If this anti-gay pundit gets his way, you'll start using the word 'garriage'	false
3 ways to spend more time with your family without quitting your job	false
What do you call a beautiful woman having sex with a comedian? pretty fucking funny.	true
What do you call a circus full of mean people? a jerkus.	true
Kellyanne conway compares 'alternative facts' to that best picture oscar mix-up	false
Bayard rustin: honoring america's 'lost prophet' on his 100th birthday	false
New study links hearing loss with depression risk	false
A fight broke out at the bubble-making contest. it came to blows.	true
Why a woman doesn't make sense to a man... actually they make 77 cents to a man.	true
Laugh and the world laughs with you. snore and you sleep alone	true
Group supporting joe biden amps up hiring in hopes of 2016 run	false
A masochist walked into a bar but he was okay with it	true
10 reasons why you're more susceptible to identity theft during the holidays	false
Q: how does al gore spell potato? a: t-a-t-e-r.	true
Billy eichner wants to see your best touchdown dance	false
A man overdosed on viagra his wife took it very hard	true
#cyborgtrumpproblems aims to find donald trump's major malfunction	false
I'd tell you a joke about my penis... but it's way too long.	true
Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese. he wants to make america grate again.	true
World's most patient dog poses with food, looks positively adorable	false
Patagonia boycotts major event in utah over gop push to undo conservation effort	false
My motto in life is always give 100%. which makes blood donation quite tricky.	true
The perfect knock knock joke knock knock who's there? i eat mop. i eat mop who?	true
Why is james bond a terrible motivational speaker? because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.	true
Virginia mclaurin danced with the obamas, but she can’t get photo id	false
Trump responds to father of killed american soldier, can’t name a single sacrifice	false
Group assignments person: i have an idea me: so did hitler	true
Australia man hails drag queens as 'angels' after they fight off his homophobic attackers	false
I'm so old i remember when water was free and you had to pay for porn.	true
People already have a lot to say about hillary 2016	false
My chest hair connected with connected with my armpit my hair is really going places	true
What changes the more popular it gets hillary clinton's views	true
This shelter dog stopped eating because no one wanted him	false
The best english muffin in the world is in napa valley	false
What repulsive awful thing can be found in a black persons clothes? the black person.	true
Why was cinderella thrown off the basketball team? she ran away from the ball.	true
Keke palmer slays her cover of beyoncé's 'love on top'	false
If tumblr was edible it would have alot of trans fat	true
Lest we forget why gay men love britney and madonna	false
Science and religion quotes: what world's greatest scientists say about god	false
Baby liam karpiuk's millennium falcon pays tribute to 'star wars', han solo (photos)	false
How do you make a dog go meow? freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. meeeoww!!	true
Waiter there's a fly in my soup ! yes it's the rotting meat that attracts them !	true
Holychild wants 'brat pop' to save the world	false
Uber, lyft drivers discriminate based on race, gender, study finds	false
Hawaii legalized same-sex marriage 6 months ago -- guess what's happened since	false
Tom brady says gisele bundchen told him to shut up about politics	false
These dads are going above and beyond to support breastfeeding	false
What did the victims of a month-delayed april fool's prank feel? dismay.	true
Miami-dade will abandon 'sanctuary' immigration policies after trump order, mayor says	false
Why aren't there any white jokes on /r/jokes? because jokes are the white man's burden.	true
Incoming missouri state rep just accused her future colleague of rape	false
The intriguing case of the russian the americans wanted but that armenia wouldn't turn over	false
This conservative senator is trying to woo progressives with bills he says restrict trump	false
New rules and research mark a coming of age for workplace health	false
This earth day, make healthy food swaps that are good for you and the planet	false
There are tons of girls in my software engineering class... ...just not very many of them.	true
Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread! now he's toast	true
How to combat summer learning loss (hint: it's not math camp)	false
What does an lgbt couple do to show affection? embruce	true
Three people killed at colorado abortion clinic sounds like a slow day to me	true
Viola davis celebrated her oscars win in sneakers like a boss	false
The biggest mistake you're probably making in your bathroom	false
Inside the gop effort to draft an independent candidate to derail trump	false
How do you starve a black person? hide their welfare check under their work boots.	true
'sesame street' hurricane episode set to air post-sandy	false
Snoop dogg is developing a show for hbo	false
Is genetic testing for breast cancer right for you?	false
This is why the beyhive is mad at emma watson	false
Avn's best actress award goes too... you acting pussy like a chick in a porn film.	true
Bernie sanders: 'the business model of wall street is fraud'	false
I tried to write a song about a fajita.... but it turned into a wrap.	true
Lack of diversity in tech makes it difficult to override russian fake news	false
We tried it: maria sharapova's new year's crush workout	false
The only website a computer with internet explorer will ever see http://www.google.com/chrome gg	true
What do you get if you cross an egyptian mummy with a car mechanic? toot and car man.	true

Misophonia: when sufferers are full of sound and fury

false

Orlando massacre survivor: 'the guilt of being alive is heavy'

false

What was the weather forcast in poland on the day before the german invasion? 86% chance of heil

true

I bet firemen super-bidet each other when they're bored.

true

Mississippi school finds no evidence principal cut student's hair without permission (update)

false

Anti-trump protesters scale crane near white house, urge public to 'resist'

false

Kansas city man predicts esurance super bowl commercial winner before announcement

false

People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made.

true

No, i don't hate you. i promise. cross my heart and hope you die.

true

I tried to catch some fog... but i mist.

true

The celibate butcher is pretty successful in his occupations. nothing beats his meat!

true

What do you call alcohol distilled by the avengers' enemies? hydra-gin

true

Why you should spiral cut your wiener for the best hot dogs

false

This is the test you should take to know if you are a man. really????

true

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? because it's head is so far away from it's body.

true

An instagram worth a thousand likes: what our photos are really saying about us

false

If hillary clinton and donald drumpf are in a boat and it capsizes. who survives? america.

true

13 things i'm tired of hearing when people find out i don't drink

false

What do you call a star-spangled pubic wig? a'merkin

true

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? virgin mobile! xd

true

Here's evidence floyd mayweather and conor mcgregor actually love each other

false

Aid worker who narrowly escaped syria injured in istanbul attack

false

Traces of ancient jerusalem famine seen in cooking-related artifacts found in cistern

false

Daddy what is a transvestite? ask your mommy he knows it.

true

If this anti-gay pundit gets his way, you'll start using the word 'garriage'

false

3 ways to spend more time with your family without quitting your job

false

What do you call a beautiful woman having sex with a comedian? pretty fucking funny.

true

What do you call a circus full of mean people? a jerkus.

true

Kellyanne conway compares 'alternative facts' to that best picture oscar mix-up

false

Bayard rustin: honoring america's 'lost prophet' on his 100th birthday

false

New study links hearing loss with depression risk

false

A fight broke out at the bubble-making contest. it came to blows.

true

Why a woman doesn't make sense to a man... actually they make 77 cents to a man.

true

Laugh and the world laughs with you. snore and you sleep alone

true

Group supporting joe biden amps up hiring in hopes of 2016 run

false

A masochist walked into a bar but he was okay with it

true

10 reasons why you're more susceptible to identity theft during the holidays

false

Q: how does al gore spell potato? a: t-a-t-e-r.

true

Billy eichner wants to see your best touchdown dance

false

A man overdosed on viagra his wife took it very hard

true

#cyborgtrumpproblems aims to find donald trump's major malfunction

false

I'd tell you a joke about my penis... but it's way too long.

true

Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese. he wants to make america grate again.

true

World's most patient dog poses with food, looks positively adorable

false

Patagonia boycotts major event in utah over gop push to undo conservation effort

false

My motto in life is always give 100%. which makes blood donation quite tricky.

true

The perfect knock knock joke knock knock who's there? i eat mop. i eat mop who?

true

Why is james bond a terrible motivational speaker? because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

true

Virginia mclaurin danced with the obamas, but she can’t get photo id

false

Trump responds to father of killed american soldier, can’t name a single sacrifice

false

Group assignments person: i have an idea me: so did hitler

true

Australia man hails drag queens as 'angels' after they fight off his homophobic attackers

false

I'm so old i remember when water was free and you had to pay for porn.

true

People already have a lot to say about hillary 2016

false

My chest hair connected with connected with my armpit my hair is really going places

true

What changes the more popular it gets hillary clinton's views

true

This shelter dog stopped eating because no one wanted him

false

The best english muffin in the world is in napa valley

false

What repulsive awful thing can be found in a black persons clothes? the black person.

true

Why was cinderella thrown off the basketball team? she ran away from the ball.

true

Keke palmer slays her cover of beyoncé's 'love on top'

false

If tumblr was edible it would have alot of trans fat

true

Lest we forget why gay men love britney and madonna

false

Science and religion quotes: what world's greatest scientists say about god

false

Baby liam karpiuk's millennium falcon pays tribute to 'star wars', han solo (photos)

false

How do you make a dog go meow? freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. meeeoww!!

true

Waiter there's a fly in my soup ! yes it's the rotting meat that attracts them !

true

Holychild wants 'brat pop' to save the world

false

Uber, lyft drivers discriminate based on race, gender, study finds

false

Hawaii legalized same-sex marriage 6 months ago -- guess what's happened since

false

Tom brady says gisele bundchen told him to shut up about politics

false

These dads are going above and beyond to support breastfeeding

false

What did the victims of a month-delayed april fool's prank feel? dismay.

true

Miami-dade will abandon 'sanctuary' immigration policies after trump order, mayor says

false

Why aren't there any white jokes on /r/jokes? because jokes are the white man's burden.

true

Incoming missouri state rep just accused her future colleague of rape

false

The intriguing case of the russian the americans wanted but that armenia wouldn't turn over

false

This conservative senator is trying to woo progressives with bills he says restrict trump

false

New rules and research mark a coming of age for workplace health

false

This earth day, make healthy food swaps that are good for you and the planet

false

There are tons of girls in my software engineering class... ...just not very many of them.

true

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread! now he's toast

true

How to combat summer learning loss (hint: it's not math camp)

false

What does an lgbt couple do to show affection? embruce

true

Three people killed at colorado abortion clinic sounds like a slow day to me

true

Viola davis celebrated her oscars win in sneakers like a boss

false

The biggest mistake you're probably making in your bathroom

false

Inside the gop effort to draft an independent candidate to derail trump

false

How do you starve a black person? hide their welfare check under their work boots.

true

'sesame street' hurricane episode set to air post-sandy

false

Snoop dogg is developing a show for hbo

false

Is genetic testing for breast cancer right for you?

false

This is why the beyhive is mad at emma watson

false

Avn's best actress award goes too... you acting pussy like a chick in a porn film.

true

Bernie sanders: 'the business model of wall street is fraud'

false

I tried to write a song about a fajita.... but it turned into a wrap.

true

Lack of diversity in tech makes it difficult to override russian fake news

false

We tried it: maria sharapova's new year's crush workout

false

The only website a computer with internet explorer will ever see http://www.google.com/chrome gg

true

What do you get if you cross an egyptian mummy with a car mechanic? toot and car man.

true