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3 hot takes on the hot toddy for the winter ahead
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10101 = 20 sorry, i'm a bit high right now.
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You need to understand latin and german to understand this one ovum ovum, quid lacus ego.
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Sarah paulson likes to carry a little piece of marcia clark around with her
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Oh, look at the moon! i've seen the moon. thanks.
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Milliband, clegg and farage have quit. proof that the conservatives are forcing people out of work.
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This rose gold hair trend will straight up give you life
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Best african soccer team ever! the french national team...
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Whoever said that all press is good press... clearly hasn't heard of lostprophets.
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I had a mayweather joke but,... it ran away.
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I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10. i hope it's thinking about me too.
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Double sixes: what backgammon and my daughter taught me about how to lighten up
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Why did the ac wave try to hang himself? he was sinusoidal.
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Maths and girls are the most complicated things, but maths at least has some logic.
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Super irritating what kind of dogs use internet the ones we call dog-e
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I have 7,777 followers. shouldn't coins be coming out of my computer or something? #gyp
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Why are terrorists so popular at parties? because they're the bomb
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I really dislike the n word... i don't even like saying vinegar.
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From home birth to hospital: my story of fetal atrial flutter
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Nasa's kepler spacecraft recovers from unexplained emergency mode
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What do you call a shooting at a mexican golf course? a hole in juan
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I like my violence like i like my beer.. domestic.
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Never drink and derive you'll integrate something you don't need.
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Ewan mcgregor in 'star wars: episode vii'? actor reportedly set to reprise role as obi-wan kenobi
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My wife caught me crossdressing.. so i packed her things and left.
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The emmys were really a celebration of black sisterhood
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What it's like to get caught in a wildfire
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Easy come, easy go describes my last 12 cases of beer and 17 relationships.
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Ky jelly for when your cousin just ain't feeling it.
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Russia says u.s. missiles in poland, romania would violate treaty
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So how is your sushi? meh, it's all rice.
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Bullying and mental health: study links anxiety, hyperactivity in kids to bullying
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What to do with your mind during meditation
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Toy inventors make the best writers they have many novel ideas.
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Show someone you love them today by rearranging the apps on their phone.
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The sad story of a homeless genie he lost his bottle
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Voters are urging democratic debate moderators to #askaboutabortion
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So he says nice glasses and i say thanks! they're for seeing *slaps knee*
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Diamond beauty treatments to bling out your look (photos)
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How do you make sure man will never find something? name it clit.
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Report: manafort offered to brief russian billionaire during 2016 campaign
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When i went scuba diving the guy gave me the wrong breathing gases, what an oxy moron.
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What do you call a well-endowed asian man? hung lo
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Troye sivan won't change his unabashedly queer tune for trump
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Relationship status: my wife calls me her chauffeur because i drive her nuts...
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Pope francis canonizes palestinian nuns days after recognizing state of palestine
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Heinz ketchup: we're not ashamed to love it, because it is the best
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What do a christmas tree and a sterile man have in common? their balls are for decoration only.
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London: for a great afternoon snack, avoid the big chains (photos)
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Report: north korea may be moving intercontinental ballistic missile
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Pay attention queens: why the oklahoma fraternity fiasco should matter to us
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Huffpost rise: what you need to know on january 6
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So two guys walk into a bar holding holding hands i think i'm at the wrong bar...
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Whats the useless skin around the vagina called? the woman... im sorry
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If russia invaded turkey from the rear....... do you think greece would help?
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Me: hello darkness my old friend darkness: please stop calling me that. my name is susan
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A feminist asked me how i view lesbians apparently 'hd' wasn't the right answer
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How to dos someone without any tech knowledge steal all their shirts and shoes
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New outside reports call tamir rice shooting 'objectively unreasonable'
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Tomorrowland or george clooney moons over a too, too young teen robot
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Jodie sweetin has finally 'given up' on an olsen twins appearance in 'fuller house'
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Bill maher taunts conservatives with 'mass shooting at country music awards' joke
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What do you call a horny priest? a firm believer.
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John kerry: two-state solution in jeopardy in middle east
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I'm so single, the variables i declare are double.
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Cheese shop exploded thankfully i was only hit by da brie
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Paul ryan calls trump's attack on gold star family 'beyond the pale,' still supports him
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What is iron man's favorite month? fe-bruary thanks :d
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What do you do when you see a spaceman? you park your car, man.
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I was reading a book on anti-gravity i found it difficult to put down.
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I had a nightmare where footloose was rebooted as many times as spiderman.
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The importance of our evolution beyond killing for food
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Former u.s. olympians have no regrets over 1968 black power protest
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I was sitting in traffic today and i got run over.
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What do you call an alligator with a map? a navigator.
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Why did snoop dogg need an umbrella? because he was scared of a lil' wayne.
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Ceo who led indiana boycott supports confederate flag removal
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Which woman has jesus as a nephew? the auntie christ.
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I gotta hand it to stephen hawking because he can't catch.
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I mailed my letter to santa today. it was an index card that said not aids.
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Why do people think henry the sixth was a norseman? because he was a vi king.
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Culture is the winning ingredient that's changed the falcons
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What do you call corn with a sense of humor? laughing stalk
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Glaucoma screening: task force skeptical about recommending tests
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It's five o'clock somewhere i say as i leave work at 9am
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Weddings: how to have a glamorous wedding like kate middleton or kim kardashian
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Leadership for change: harvard professor discusses changing sleep habits on a national scale
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Steven hawking is setting a bad example for kids these days... being on his computer all day
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Louisville will not let vandalized islamic center suffer alone
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How does thor's brother like to party? he likes to keep it pretty lo-key
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Gay wedding cakes and the united states constitution
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Why did mr ohm marry mrs ohm? because he couldn't resistor... old but classic!
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The desolation of a monk's dreams -- the monastery of st. george
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A top republican just dealt trumpcare a potentially mortal blow
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Jennifer esposito: celiac disease cost me my job on cbs' 'blue bloods'
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Breakfast sandwiches that make us wonder why we ever eat anything else
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Confucius say, woman with dress up run faster than man with pants down. it's true. do the math.
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Guess how much a piece of kate middleton and prince william's cake sold for at auction!
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Do you know why android fanboys don't like apple products?
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Breakup advice: tweeters explain how to get over a breakup
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