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I'd watch it. Such great passion.
He's alright.
You're a little out there but, that throat-cutting thing,
neat gimmick.
What do you say? 30 minutes twice a week?
(cheering)
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
Go on, you bastard!
Beats the bike.
Certainly does!
We have with us Oliver. Now, Oliver was once a cleaner
six months ago, but he ate, and ate 'til he hit 17 stone!
And he's here today to try and beat us on Botherguts!
Oh, here goes a big one.
(very off-key) They're worth the while
Pushing through the darkness
(Hope) Okay, I'm gonna stop you there.
That was achingly terrible.
You have the magnetism of a towel.
I don't ever want to look at you again.
I have to agree. I'm so sorry, love.
You came across as fundamentally unlikeable
and really quite worthless.
(Hope) Wraith?
You could fill that pussy with honey
and I still wouldn't fuck it.
(Glee) I'm a good singer. I can sing, yeah?
'Cause it's my destiny and I can sing!
Fu--
(man) Like that, don't you, Abi?
Mmm hmm. Say it.
Yeah.
(Bing) 15,000 new dopple wardrobe options launched
last week alone.
Which effectively translates as 15,000 new ways to kill time
in your cell before you
explore an afterlife, which doesn't exist anyway.
But with any luck it'll take your mind
off those saddle sores, eh?
You know, the only thing stopping me from slashing
myself open right now?
I might not die right away.
And, before I went, they'd find a way to charge my twitching
half-dead cadaver 20,000 merits for swabbing the walls clean.
Yeah.
Anyway, hang on in there, if you must.
We're all in this together they say.
Yeah, right!
Farewell forever!
Till the same time next week.
(computer voice) Stream offline.
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(man) Liam Foxwell, welcome.
Thank you.
Okay, little speech time.
I've been mentioning this to everyone about their appraisals,
and I just want you to know that this isn't a witch
hunt for the deadwood okay. It's much more of a...
treasure hunt for the gold.
Shit sinks, but also cream floats.
Yes, yes I see that.
(man) A new area we're getting lots of play in,
and your office could be at the centre for,
is litigation in retrospective parenting cases.
Retrospective?
Bobby sues Mum and Dad for insufficient
attention, leading to lack of confidence,
leading to damages against earnings.
Right, and we're okay the firm's okay ...
with that ethically and morally?
Yep.
Huh-huh.
Sure.
Yeah, yeah right.
Are you?
Totally, yeah.
Yes.
Okay, Liam, look...
So if we invite you to stay with the
firm in the new environment, what we'd have you to is pull
an exhaustive re-do with personnel maybe next week?
Oh, well, I, I was ready to do a big re-do right now, but...
No, no, no, it's fine, next week's fine.
But I have to ask you this, they aren't gonna hit anything to
freak us out are they?
They're not, there's no major deletions this quarter?
No, no, everything's well within parameters.
Great, okay, Liam this has been really great.
Look really hope to look forward to seeing you again.
Okay, thank you.
Airport please.
(beeping)
(woman) Live, breathe, smell.
Full spectrum memory.
You could get a Willow Grain upgrade for less than the price
of a daily cup of coffee,
and three decades of backup for free.
Install ingrained procedure with local anaesthetic
and you're good to go, because memory is for living.
(rewinding)