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1,900
what do you mean?
while you're using the bathroom, i'll order some food.
1,901
while you're using the bathroom, i'll order some food.
don't order for me. i'm not hungry.
1,902
don't order for me. i'm not hungry.
i'm very hungry. i'll order for you, and then i'll eat yours.
1,903
this is such a long light.
look how many cars are waiting in line.
1,904
look how many cars are waiting in line.
they need a left-turn arrow.
1,905
they need a left-turn arrow.
only two cars can make a left turn every three or four minutes.
1,906
only two cars can make a left turn every three or four minutes.
we'll be here forever.
1,907
we'll be here forever.
get out of this lane.
1,908
get out of this lane.
but we need to turn left.
1,909
but we need to turn left.
forget it. go straight.
1,910
forget it. go straight.
then what?
1,911
then what?
then we'll just make a u-turn.
1,912
then we'll just make a u-turn.
and then we can turn right at the light.
1,913
and then we can turn right at the light.
good idea. it will be so much quicker.
1,914
i need a cheap car.
how much money do you have?
1,915
how much money do you have?
$1,000.
1,916
$1,000.
well, that should get you something.
1,917
well, that should get you something.
but i need something that's reliable.
1,918
but i need something that's reliable.
you need a car with low mileage.
1,919
you need a car with low mileage.
a car that was owned by a little old lady.
1,920
a car that was owned by a little old lady.
where have you looked?
1,921
where have you looked?
i haven't looked anywhere yet.
1,922
i haven't looked anywhere yet.
why not?
1,923
why not?
because i'll never find one for such a low price.
1,924
because i'll never find one for such a low price.
you're right about that. keep saving your money.
1,925
good afternoon, officer.
your driver's license and registration, please.
1,926
your driver's license and registration, please.
here you go.
1,927
here you go.
do you know why i pulled you over?
1,928
do you know why i pulled you over?
i have no idea. all of a sudden i heard your siren.
1,929
i have no idea. all of a sudden i heard your siren.
you rolled through that stop sign back there.
1,930
you rolled through that stop sign back there.
but i stopped!
1,931
but i stopped!
no, you didn't. you slowed down, but you didn't come to a full stop.
1,932
no, you didn't. you slowed down, but you didn't come to a full stop.
well, nobody else does, so why should i?
1,933
well, nobody else does, so why should i?
that's not the attitude of a good driver.
1,934
that's not the attitude of a good driver.
but i am a good driver. i've never had a ticket in my life.
1,935
but i am a good driver. i've never had a ticket in my life.
well, you've got one now. here. have a nice day.
1,936
$140. i can't believe it.
what are you talking about?
1,937
what are you talking about?
i got a ticket downtown for $140.
1,938
i got a ticket downtown for $140.
were you speeding?
1,939
were you speeding?
no, i was crossing the street.
1,940
no, i was crossing the street.
were you jaywalking?
1,941
were you jaywalking?
no, i was in the crosswalk.
1,942
no, i was in the crosswalk.
so why did you get a ticket?
1,943
so why did you get a ticket?
the officer said the red hand was blinking.
1,944
the officer said the red hand was blinking.
was it blinking when you entered the crosswalk?
1,945
was it blinking when you entered the crosswalk?
no, the white walk sign was blinking.
1,946
no, the white walk sign was blinking.
you should fight that ticket. i'll be your witness.
1,947
they were in a crosswalk near school at 3 a.m.
who?
1,948
who?
two students from usc.
1,949
two students from usc.
what happened?
1,950
what happened?
a speeding car ran a red light, killing the girl.
1,951
a speeding car ran a red light, killing the girl.
what happened to the other student?
1,952
what happened to the other student?
he landed on the hood of the car.
1,953
he landed on the hood of the car.
did he get off the hood?
1,954
did he get off the hood?
no, the car stopped and the passenger pushed the injured student off the hood.
1,955
no, the car stopped and the passenger pushed the injured student off the hood.
i'll bet the car continued on its way.
1,956
i'll bet the car continued on its way.
of course it did. why stop after you've run over two people?
1,957
of course it did. why stop after you've run over two people?
i hope they find them and put them in jail for life.
1,958
what happened to your car?
i got a dent in the parking lot.
1,959
i got a dent in the parking lot.
how did you get it?
1,960
how did you get it?
i don't know. maybe it was from a shopping cart.
1,961
i don't know. maybe it was from a shopping cart.
those shopping carts are dangerous.
1,962
those shopping carts are dangerous.
especially the metal ones.
1,963
especially the metal ones.
i don't park at a store that uses metal shopping carts.
1,964
i don't park at a store that uses metal shopping carts.
that's a good idea, but there was a good sale at this store.
1,965
that's a good idea, but there was a good sale at this store.
did you save any money on the sale?
1,966
did you save any money on the sale?
yes, i did. i saved about $50.
1,967
yes, i did. i saved about $50.
that's great.
1,968
that's great.
yes, except this dent will cost about $150.
1,969
did you see "titanic"?
yes. it is a great movie.
1,970
yes. it is a great movie.
i saw it twelve times.
1,971
i saw it twelve times.
i saw it eight times.
1,972
i saw it eight times.
i have the dvd.
1,973
i have the dvd.
so do i.
1,974
so do i.
let's go to your home.
1,975
let's go to your home.
we can watch my dvd.
1,976
we can watch my dvd.
and then we can go to my home.
1,977
and then we can go to my home.
and watch your dvd.
1,978
and watch your dvd.
i always cry at the end.
1,979
i always cry at the end.
me too. it's so sad.
1,980
let's play cards.
i don't know any card games.
1,981
i don't know any card games.
i'll teach you one.
1,982
i'll teach you one.
okay. what will you teach me?
1,983
okay. what will you teach me?
it's called poker.
1,984
it's called poker.
is it easy to learn?
1,985
is it easy to learn?
yes, it will only take about 30 minutes.
1,986
yes, it will only take about 30 minutes.
okay. teach me how to play.
1,987
okay. teach me how to play.
we each get five cards.
1,988
we each get five cards.
oh, look. i have four tens.
1,989
oh, look. i have four tens.
that's great, but you're not supposed to tell me.
1,990
that's great, but you're not supposed to tell me.
oh. sorry. okay, i don't have four tens.
1,991
i'm a good card player.
why is that?
1,992
why is that?
because i watch the other players.
1,993
because i watch the other players.
what do you mean?
1,994
what do you mean?
people will tell you if they have a good hand.
1,995
people will tell you if they have a good hand.
how do they do that?
1,996
how do they do that?
for example, a friend of mine licks his lips.
1,997
for example, a friend of mine licks his lips.
when he licks his lips, you know he has a good hand?
1,998
when he licks his lips, you know he has a good hand?
i know he has a good hand, so i don't bet.
1,999
i know he has a good hand, so i don't bet.
he never wins your money?