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the only thing in my backpack is used books.
but thieves don't know that.
1,701
but thieves don't know that.
they might think that i've got an ipod or laptop in there.
1,702
they might think that i've got an ipod or laptop in there.
now you're thinking.
1,703
now you're thinking.
you'd think a library would be safe from thieves.
1,704
you'd think a library would be safe from thieves.
not even a church is safe from thieves.
1,705
how good is your math?
i can add two and two.
1,706
i can add two and two.
so you're not very good at math?
1,707
so you're not very good at math?
i'm terrible at math.
1,708
i'm terrible at math.
well, i need some help.
1,709
well, i need some help.
with what?
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with what?
i'm taking a math course in school.
1,711
i'm taking a math course in school.
well, you should ask your teacher or your classmates for help.
1,712
well, you should ask your teacher or your classmates for help.
i can't do that.
1,713
i can't do that.
why not?
1,714
why not?
they might think i'm stupid.
1,715
they might think i'm stupid.
they're not going to think that! they'll be glad to help you.
1,716
do you believe in god?
of course.
1,717
of course.
do you pray to god?
1,718
do you pray to god?
occasionally.
1,719
occasionally.
when's that?
1,720
when's that?
when i need something.
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when i need something.
like what?
1,722
like what?
well, if i have a big test at school.
1,723
well, if i have a big test at school.
does god answer your prayers?
1,724
does god answer your prayers?
yes, i've passed all my tests.
1,725
yes, i've passed all my tests.
do you ever pray for money?
1,726
do you ever pray for money?
not yet. i won't need to do that until i graduate from high school.
1,727
the cops finally found the husband.
what husband?
1,728
what husband?
the husband of the driver who ran over two college students at 3 a.m.
1,729
the husband of the driver who ran over two college students at 3 a.m.
oh, yeah. the girl died instantly, and the boy is still in the hospital.
1,730
oh, yeah. the girl died instantly, and the boy is still in the hospital.
the husband said he tried to help the boy.
1,731
the husband said he tried to help the boy.
yes, he pushed him off the hood of the car.
1,732
yes, he pushed him off the hood of the car.
no, he said he gently placed the boy on the street.
1,733
no, he said he gently placed the boy on the street.
so what? they still drove off.
1,734
so what? they still drove off.
the husband said a fire department was nearby.
1,735
the husband said a fire department was nearby.
so what? did he dial 911?
1,736
so what? did he dial 911?
he said he was thinking about it, but he didn't get around to it.
1,737
he said he was thinking about it, but he didn't get around to it.
he didn't get around to turning himself in, either.
1,738
i don't like riding the bus.
why not?
1,739
why not?
the seats and windows are dirty.
1,740
the seats and windows are dirty.
don't they clean the bus every night?
1,741
don't they clean the bus every night?
i think they do.
1,742
i think they do.
you should bring some wipes with you.
1,743
you should bring some wipes with you.
that's a good idea.
1,744
that's a good idea.
then you can wipe your seat and window.
1,745
then you can wipe your seat and window.
people will think i'm strange.
1,746
people will think i'm strange.
who cares? everyone is strange.
1,747
who cares? everyone is strange.
that's for sure.
1,748
that's for sure.
don't worry about what people think.
1,749
i don't like riding the bus.
why not?
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why not?
number one, it's too slow.
1,751
number one, it's too slow.
you're right. a car is faster.
1,752
you're right. a car is faster.
number two, it's usually late.
1,753
number two, it's usually late.
you're right. the buses are never on time.
1,754
you're right. the buses are never on time.
number three, it doesn't run 24 hours.
1,755
number three, it doesn't run 24 hours.
you're right. buses don't run late at night.
1,756
you're right. buses don't run late at night.
number four, it's too crowded.
1,757
number four, it's too crowded.
you're right. you have to stand in the aisle.
1,758
you're right. you have to stand in the aisle.
number five, it's unsafe.
1,759
number five, it's unsafe.
you're right. bad guys might rob you.
1,760
we had a problem at school.
what was the problem?
1,761
what was the problem?
someone cut the tires.
1,762
someone cut the tires.
what tires?
1,763
what tires?
the tires on the cars.
1,764
the tires on the cars.
where were the cars?
1,765
where were the cars?
they were in the student parking lot.
1,766
they were in the student parking lot.
how many tires were cut?
1,767
how many tires were cut?
one or two tires were cut on each car.
1,768
one or two tires were cut on each car.
how many cars?
1,769
how many cars?
eleven cars.
1,770
eleven cars.
that's terrible. i hope they catch the person.
1,771
life isn't fair.
it sure isn't.
1,772
it sure isn't.
i got a ticket yesterday.
1,773
i got a ticket yesterday.
what for?
1,774
what for?
i was crossing the street.
1,775
i was crossing the street.
were you in a crosswalk?
1,776
were you in a crosswalk?
yes, but the red hand was blinking.
1,777
yes, but the red hand was blinking.
so? that's a ticket?
1,778
so? that's a ticket?
yes, it's a $140 ticket.
1,779
yes, it's a $140 ticket.
that's not right!
1,780
that's not right!
when i started to cross the street, the white walk sign was blinking.
1,781
when i started to cross the street, the white walk sign was blinking.
you need to walk faster.
1,782
you're driving too fast.
why do you say that?
1,783
why do you say that?
the speed limit is 65.
1,784
the speed limit is 65.
i know that.
1,785
i know that.
but you're doing 75.
1,786
but you're doing 75.
so is everyone else.
1,787
so is everyone else.
but a cop might stop you.
1,788
but a cop might stop you.
no, he won't. some cars are doing 85.
1,789
no, he won't. some cars are doing 85.
so the cop will stop those cars?
1,790
so the cop will stop those cars?
of course. he stops the fastest cars.
1,791
of course. he stops the fastest cars.
my friend got a ticket for doing 75.
1,792
my friend got a ticket for doing 75.
your friend was unlucky.
1,793
remember to put air in your tires.
how often do i have to do that?
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how often do i have to do that?
once every two months.
1,795
once every two months.
that's a lot.
1,796
that's a lot.
what do you mean?
1,797
what do you mean?
that's six times a year!
1,798
that's six times a year!
yes, and it takes about five minutes each time.
1,799
yes, and it takes about five minutes each time.
i'll try.