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he never wins your money?
nope, and it drives him crazy.
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nope, and it drives him crazy.
he knows you can't read his mind. maybe he thinks you're cheating.
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turn the radio down, please.
but i'm listening to it.
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but i'm listening to it.
well, listen to it more quietly.
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well, listen to it more quietly.
i can't wait till i grow up.
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i can't wait till i grow up.
what will you do?
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what will you do?
i will play the radio as loud as i want.
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i will play the radio as loud as i want.
that's okay with me.
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that's okay with me.
i will have a radio in every room of my house.
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i will have a radio in every room of my house.
remind me to never visit you.
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remind me to never visit you.
all the radios will be on extra loud.
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all the radios will be on extra loud.
your neighbors will hate you.
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your neighbors will hate you.
if they don't like it, they can move.
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i hope i win the lotto.
your chances are very small.
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your chances are very small.
but you can't win if you don't play.
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but you can't win if you don't play.
ha! you can't win if you do play.
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ha! you can't win if you do play.
someone has to win.
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someone has to win.
that's what everyone says.
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that's what everyone says.
it might as well be me.
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it might as well be me.
that's what everyone says.
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that's what everyone says.
you're trying to tell me something.
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you're trying to tell me something.
that didn't take long.
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that didn't take long.
you think i should quit playing.
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you think i should quit playing.
save your money for school.
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what's on tv?
nothing much.
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nothing much.
what about the baseball game?
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what about the baseball game?
it got rained out.
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it got rained out.
rained out?
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rained out?
yes, rained out.
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yes, rained out.
how could that be?
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how could that be?
well, you can't play baseball in a rainstorm.
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well, you can't play baseball in a rainstorm.
i thought they were playing under a dome.
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i thought they were playing under a dome.
the dome doesn't close.
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the dome doesn't close.
why doesn't it close?
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why doesn't it close?
who knows? they said they'll fix it before next season.
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can i try your coffee?
sure. here you go.
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sure. here you go.
hmm, that's not bad.
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hmm, that's not bad.
there's nothing in it.
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there's nothing in it.
what do you mean?
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what do you mean?
i mean, it's just coffee.
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i mean, it's just coffee.
i figured that.
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i figured that.
it's not too bitter for you?
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it's not too bitter for you?
it's a little bitter, but it's okay.
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it's a little bitter, but it's okay.
there's no sugar or cream in it.
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there's no sugar or cream in it.
no, it's a taste you have to get used to.
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no, it's a taste you have to get used to.
sort of like beer.
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let's take a walk.
what's the weather like?
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what's the weather like?
let me step outside and see.
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let me step outside and see.
it's a little chilly, right?
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it's a little chilly, right?
yes, it is.
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yes, it is.
i'll put on my cap.
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i'll put on my cap.
wear a jacket, too.
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wear a jacket, too.
i wonder if i should bring my gloves.
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i wonder if i should bring my gloves.
maybe you should, just in case it gets colder.
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maybe you should, just in case it gets colder.
i'll put a glove in each pocket.
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i'll put a glove in each pocket.
we'll get warmer as we walk.
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we'll get warmer as we walk.
yes, but it gets colder as the sun goes down.
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look at the car chase on tv!
that driver is crazy.
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that driver is crazy.
i can't believe he hasn't crashed.
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i can't believe he hasn't crashed.
how fast is he going?
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how fast is he going?
they say he's going 80 miles per hour.
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they say he's going 80 miles per hour.
he's going to kill someone.
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he's going to kill someone.
look! he just hit that car.
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look! he just hit that car.
oh, my goodness. no one is safe on the streets.
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oh, my goodness. no one is safe on the streets.
now he's slowing down.
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now he's slowing down.
maybe he ran out of gas.
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maybe he ran out of gas.
look! he just got out of the car and started running.
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look! he just got out of the car and started running.
i hope the police catch him.
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tv news is so stupid.
they shouldn't even call it news.
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they shouldn't even call it news.
last night they told us about a cat in a sofa.
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last night they told us about a cat in a sofa.
yesterday they told us about a dog in a pipe.
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yesterday they told us about a dog in a pipe.
last week they told us about a bear in a back yard.
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last week they told us about a bear in a back yard.
last month they told us about a mouse in a restaurant.
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last month they told us about a mouse in a restaurant.
the weatherman tells us the temperature in every town.
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the weatherman tells us the temperature in every town.
the sports guy shows us players fighting.
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the sports guy shows us players fighting.
they always tell us "what's next."
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they always tell us "what's next."
they always make "what's next" sound exciting, but it never is.
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they always make "what's next" sound exciting, but it never is.
it's more like news for kids.
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it's more like news for kids.
they should have kid reporters.
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i love my computer.
computers are so cool.
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computers are so cool.
i love to go online.
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i love to go online.
the internet is amazing.
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the internet is amazing.
you can travel all over the world.
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you can travel all over the world.
i know. i went to china yesterday.
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i know. i went to china yesterday.
what did you do?
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what did you do?
i stood on the great wall and looked all around.
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i stood on the great wall and looked all around.
what was it like?
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what was it like?
it was like the real thing.
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it was like the real thing.
it was like being there?
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it was like being there?
yes, i felt like i was actually there.
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the beatles are the best.
they are the best musical group ever.
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they are the best musical group ever.
i love all their songs.
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i love all their songs.
i don't know which one i like the best.
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i don't know which one i like the best.
i like the ones i can sing along with.
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i like the ones i can sing along with.
so do i, like "she loves you."
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so do i, like "she loves you."
"she loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah!..."
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"she loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah!..."
"Â…and you know you should be glad!"
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"Â…and you know you should be glad!"
what a great song.
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what a great song.
how about "let it be?"
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how about "let it be?"
oh, yes! "let it be, let it beÂ…"