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1,400	i saw a painting of a jar that was full of pencils.	the artist said the jar was both full and empty.
1,401	the artist said the jar was both full and empty.	but it was full of pencils! how could he say it was empty?
1,402	but it was full of pencils! how could he say it was empty?	artists see things differently.
1,403	artists see things differently.	did you ever see anything that picasso painted?
1,404	did you ever see anything that picasso painted?	of course! he's world famous.
1,405	of course! he's world famous.	did he ever take art lessons?
1,406	did he ever take art lessons?	i can't believe it. i drew paintings like that in third grade.
1,407	i can't believe it. i drew paintings like that in third grade.	where are they? maybe they are worth millions.
1,408	what's the point?	the point of what?
1,409	the point of what?	of living.
1,410	of living.	who knows? you live, and then you die.
1,411	who knows? you live, and then you die.	we must be here for some reason.
1,412	we must be here for some reason.	maybe we're here to have fun.
1,413	maybe we're here to have fun.	then why aren't i having fun?
1,414	then why aren't i having fun?	because you're thinking too much.
1,415	because you're thinking too much.	so i should stop thinking?
1,416	so i should stop thinking?	stop thinking about what the point is.
1,417	stop thinking about what the point is.	okay. i'll start thinking about having some fun.
1,418	okay. i'll start thinking about having some fun.	just be patient. fun doesn't come along every five minutes.
1,419	beer is a powerful drug.	so are cigarettes.
1,420	so are cigarettes.	which would you prefer?
1,421	which would you prefer?	what do you mean?
1,422	what do you mean?	when you die and go to heaven, they will offer you beer or cigarettes.
1,423	when you die and go to heaven, they will offer you beer or cigarettes.	i could pick only one or the other?
1,424	i could pick only one or the other?	yes. nothing's perfect, not even in heaven.
1,425	yes. nothing's perfect, not even in heaven.	boy, that's a tough one.
1,426	boy, that's a tough one.	what's so tough about it? of course, i would pick cigarettes.
1,427	what's so tough about it? of course, i would pick cigarettes.	but cigarettes taste much better when you have a cold beer.
1,428	but cigarettes taste much better when you have a cold beer.	well, you can't have everything.
1,429	well, you can't have everything.	i don't think i want to go to your heaven.
1,430	my pants have a hole in the front pocket.	you shouldn't carry pens in your pocket.
1,431	you shouldn't carry pens in your pocket.	yesterday a pen fell through my pants onto my shoe.
1,432	yesterday a pen fell through my pants onto my shoe.	lucky for you it wasn't a sharp knife.
1,433	lucky for you it wasn't a sharp knife.	who carries a sharp knife in their pocket?
1,434	who carries a sharp knife in their pocket?	criminals, of course.
1,435	criminals, of course.	anyway, i have to fix the hole.
1,436	anyway, i have to fix the hole.	you can sew it up or use an iron-on patch.
1,437	you can sew it up or use an iron-on patch.	tell me about this patch.
1,438	tell me about this patch.	the patch has glue. the hot iron melts the glue so the patch sticks on.
1,439	the patch has glue. the hot iron melts the glue so the patch sticks on.	that sounds a lot easier than sewing.
1,440	that sounds a lot easier than sewing.	it is. but after about ten washings, the glue washes off.
1,441	do you know any good jokes?	i can't remember jokes.
1,442	i can't remember jokes.	neither can i.
1,443	neither can i.	they go in one ear and out the other.
1,444	they go in one ear and out the other.	who makes up all these jokes?
1,445	who makes up all these jokes?	who knows? but there must be a hundred new ones every day.
1,446	who knows? but there must be a hundred new ones every day.	yes, just in english alone.
1,447	yes, just in english alone.	i wonder if every language has jokes.
1,448	i wonder if every language has jokes.	of course! people everywhere like good jokes.
1,449	of course! people everywhere like good jokes.	what do you think people joke about the most?
1,450	what do you think people joke about the most?	i think most jokes are about women.
1,451	i think most jokes are about women.	oh, really? i think most jokes are about men!
1,452	you're very lucky.	why do you say that?
1,453	why do you say that?	you speak two languages.
1,454	you speak two languages.	well, my english isn't perfect.
1,455	well, my english isn't perfect.	no one speaks perfect english.
1,456	no one speaks perfect english.	maybe i will be the first!
1,457	maybe i will be the first!	i've been thinking about learning spanish.
1,458	i've been thinking about learning spanish.	spanish is easy. i'll be happy to teach you.
1,459	spanish is easy. i'll be happy to teach you.	how long will it take me to learn?
1,460	how long will it take me to learn?	i think it will only take you a year or two.
1,461	i think it will only take you a year or two.	how soon can we begin?
1,462	how soon can we begin?	ahora! that means right now.
1,463	do you know what today is?	yes, it's april 22.
1,464	yes, it's april 22.	it's more than just a date.
1,465	it's more than just a date.	is it your birthday or anniversary?
1,466	is it your birthday or anniversary?	no, it's earth day.
1,467	no, it's earth day.	what's that?
1,468	what's that?	it's a yearly reminder to take care of our planet.
1,469	it's a yearly reminder to take care of our planet.	oh, you mean like reuse things and recycle stuff?
1,470	oh, you mean like reuse things and recycle stuff?	yes. we need to think green, save water, and stop using plastic bags.
1,471	yes. we need to think green, save water, and stop using plastic bags.	how about if i take shorter showers?
1,472	how about if i take shorter showers?	that's a good idea, because showers waste a lot of water.
1,473	that's a good idea, because showers waste a lot of water.	from now on i'll spend only 20 minutes in the shower.
1,474	poetry sucks.	i don't know anyone who likes it.
1,475	i don't know anyone who likes it.	some of it is okay, i guess.
1,476	some of it is okay, i guess.	yes, the poems that rhyme and are easy to remember.
1,477	yes, the poems that rhyme and are easy to remember.	like "one, two, buckle my shoe."
1,478	like "one, two, buckle my shoe."	but people still write poems.
1,479	but people still write poems.	no one makes any money at it.
1,480	no one makes any money at it.	shakespeare was a poet.
1,481	shakespeare was a poet.	did he get rich from his poetry?
1,482	did he get rich from his poetry?	probably not.
1,483	probably not.	poems are a little bit like songs.
1,484	poems are a little bit like songs.	yes, but songs have music. without music, songs would suck, too.
1,485	how smart are you?	i don't know. i think i'm average.
1,486	i don't know. i think i'm average.	did you ever take an iq test?
1,487	did you ever take an iq test?	no, i never did. all i know is that i got a's and b's in school.
1,488	no, i never did. all i know is that i got a's and b's in school.	i wish i was really smart.
1,489	i wish i was really smart.	don't be ridiculous.
1,490	don't be ridiculous.	what do you mean?
1,491	what do you mean?	if you're going to make a wish, wish that you were really rich or famous.
1,492	if you're going to make a wish, wish that you were really rich or famous.	don't you ever wonder what it's like to be super-smart?
1,493	don't you ever wonder what it's like to be super-smart?	it must be very lonely.
1,494	it must be very lonely.	why's that?
1,495	why's that?	because if you're super-smart, no one understands what you're saying.
1,496	i missed the tv news last night. what was on?	nothing that would pass as news.
1,497	nothing that would pass as news.	what's the weather going to be like this weekend?
1,498	what's the weather going to be like this weekend?	i don't know. whenever the weather comes on, i switch channels.
1,499	i don't know. whenever the weather comes on, i switch channels.	what was the lead story on the news?

1,400

i saw a painting of a jar that was full of pencils.

the artist said the jar was both full and empty.

1,401

the artist said the jar was both full and empty.

but it was full of pencils! how could he say it was empty?

1,402

but it was full of pencils! how could he say it was empty?

artists see things differently.

1,403

artists see things differently.

did you ever see anything that picasso painted?

1,404

did you ever see anything that picasso painted?

of course! he's world famous.

1,405

of course! he's world famous.

did he ever take art lessons?

1,406

did he ever take art lessons?

i can't believe it. i drew paintings like that in third grade.

1,407

i can't believe it. i drew paintings like that in third grade.

where are they? maybe they are worth millions.

1,408

what's the point?

the point of what?

1,409

the point of what?

of living.

1,410

of living.

who knows? you live, and then you die.

1,411

who knows? you live, and then you die.

we must be here for some reason.

1,412

we must be here for some reason.

maybe we're here to have fun.

1,413

maybe we're here to have fun.

then why aren't i having fun?

1,414

then why aren't i having fun?

because you're thinking too much.

1,415

because you're thinking too much.

so i should stop thinking?

1,416

so i should stop thinking?

stop thinking about what the point is.

1,417

stop thinking about what the point is.

okay. i'll start thinking about having some fun.

1,418

okay. i'll start thinking about having some fun.

just be patient. fun doesn't come along every five minutes.

1,419

beer is a powerful drug.

so are cigarettes.

1,420

so are cigarettes.

which would you prefer?

1,421

which would you prefer?

what do you mean?

1,422

what do you mean?

when you die and go to heaven, they will offer you beer or cigarettes.

1,423

when you die and go to heaven, they will offer you beer or cigarettes.

i could pick only one or the other?

1,424

i could pick only one or the other?

yes. nothing's perfect, not even in heaven.

1,425

yes. nothing's perfect, not even in heaven.

boy, that's a tough one.

1,426

boy, that's a tough one.

what's so tough about it? of course, i would pick cigarettes.

1,427

what's so tough about it? of course, i would pick cigarettes.

but cigarettes taste much better when you have a cold beer.

1,428

but cigarettes taste much better when you have a cold beer.

well, you can't have everything.

1,429

well, you can't have everything.

i don't think i want to go to your heaven.

1,430

my pants have a hole in the front pocket.

you shouldn't carry pens in your pocket.

1,431

you shouldn't carry pens in your pocket.

yesterday a pen fell through my pants onto my shoe.

1,432

yesterday a pen fell through my pants onto my shoe.

lucky for you it wasn't a sharp knife.

1,433

lucky for you it wasn't a sharp knife.

who carries a sharp knife in their pocket?

1,434

who carries a sharp knife in their pocket?

criminals, of course.

1,435

criminals, of course.

anyway, i have to fix the hole.

1,436

anyway, i have to fix the hole.

you can sew it up or use an iron-on patch.

1,437

you can sew it up or use an iron-on patch.

tell me about this patch.

1,438

tell me about this patch.

the patch has glue. the hot iron melts the glue so the patch sticks on.

1,439

the patch has glue. the hot iron melts the glue so the patch sticks on.

that sounds a lot easier than sewing.

1,440

that sounds a lot easier than sewing.

it is. but after about ten washings, the glue washes off.

1,441

do you know any good jokes?

i can't remember jokes.

1,442

i can't remember jokes.

neither can i.

1,443

neither can i.

they go in one ear and out the other.

1,444

they go in one ear and out the other.

who makes up all these jokes?

1,445

who makes up all these jokes?

who knows? but there must be a hundred new ones every day.

1,446

who knows? but there must be a hundred new ones every day.

yes, just in english alone.

1,447

yes, just in english alone.

i wonder if every language has jokes.

1,448

i wonder if every language has jokes.

of course! people everywhere like good jokes.

1,449

of course! people everywhere like good jokes.

what do you think people joke about the most?

1,450

what do you think people joke about the most?

i think most jokes are about women.

1,451

i think most jokes are about women.

oh, really? i think most jokes are about men!

1,452

you're very lucky.

why do you say that?

1,453

why do you say that?

you speak two languages.

1,454

you speak two languages.

well, my english isn't perfect.

1,455

well, my english isn't perfect.

no one speaks perfect english.

1,456

no one speaks perfect english.

maybe i will be the first!

1,457

maybe i will be the first!

i've been thinking about learning spanish.

1,458

i've been thinking about learning spanish.

spanish is easy. i'll be happy to teach you.

1,459

spanish is easy. i'll be happy to teach you.

how long will it take me to learn?

1,460

how long will it take me to learn?

i think it will only take you a year or two.

1,461

i think it will only take you a year or two.

how soon can we begin?

1,462

how soon can we begin?

ahora! that means right now.

1,463

do you know what today is?

yes, it's april 22.

1,464

yes, it's april 22.

it's more than just a date.

1,465

it's more than just a date.

is it your birthday or anniversary?

1,466

is it your birthday or anniversary?

no, it's earth day.

1,467

no, it's earth day.

what's that?

1,468

what's that?

it's a yearly reminder to take care of our planet.

1,469

it's a yearly reminder to take care of our planet.

oh, you mean like reuse things and recycle stuff?

1,470

oh, you mean like reuse things and recycle stuff?

yes. we need to think green, save water, and stop using plastic bags.

1,471

yes. we need to think green, save water, and stop using plastic bags.

how about if i take shorter showers?

1,472

how about if i take shorter showers?

that's a good idea, because showers waste a lot of water.

1,473

that's a good idea, because showers waste a lot of water.

from now on i'll spend only 20 minutes in the shower.

1,474

poetry sucks.

i don't know anyone who likes it.

1,475

i don't know anyone who likes it.

some of it is okay, i guess.

1,476

some of it is okay, i guess.

yes, the poems that rhyme and are easy to remember.

1,477

yes, the poems that rhyme and are easy to remember.

like "one, two, buckle my shoe."

1,478

like "one, two, buckle my shoe."

but people still write poems.

1,479

but people still write poems.

no one makes any money at it.

1,480

no one makes any money at it.

shakespeare was a poet.

1,481

shakespeare was a poet.

did he get rich from his poetry?

1,482

did he get rich from his poetry?

probably not.

1,483

probably not.

poems are a little bit like songs.

1,484

poems are a little bit like songs.

yes, but songs have music. without music, songs would suck, too.

1,485

how smart are you?

i don't know. i think i'm average.

1,486

i don't know. i think i'm average.

did you ever take an iq test?

1,487

did you ever take an iq test?

no, i never did. all i know is that i got a's and b's in school.

1,488

no, i never did. all i know is that i got a's and b's in school.

i wish i was really smart.

1,489

i wish i was really smart.

don't be ridiculous.

1,490

don't be ridiculous.

what do you mean?

1,491

what do you mean?

if you're going to make a wish, wish that you were really rich or famous.

1,492

if you're going to make a wish, wish that you were really rich or famous.

don't you ever wonder what it's like to be super-smart?

1,493

don't you ever wonder what it's like to be super-smart?

it must be very lonely.

1,494

it must be very lonely.

why's that?

1,495

why's that?

because if you're super-smart, no one understands what you're saying.

1,496

i missed the tv news last night. what was on?

nothing that would pass as news.

1,497

nothing that would pass as news.

what's the weather going to be like this weekend?

1,498

what's the weather going to be like this weekend?

i don't know. whenever the weather comes on, i switch channels.

1,499

i don't know. whenever the weather comes on, i switch channels.

what was the lead story on the news?