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you should unplug the phone.
that's a good idea.
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that's a good idea.
do you want me to wake you in an hour?
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do you want me to wake you in an hour?
no, thanks. just let me sleep until i wake up.
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no, thanks. just let me sleep until i wake up.
i'll start dinner at 6:00.
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i'll start dinner at 6:00.
okay. i think i'll be awake by then.
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okay. i think i'll be awake by then.
if not, your nose will wake you up.
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if not, your nose will wake you up.
you mean i will smell the food cooking?
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you mean i will smell the food cooking?
you might even dream about dinner.
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you might even dream about dinner.
i don't think i'm going to dream about anything. i'm really tired.
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i don't think i'm going to dream about anything. i'm really tired.
have a nice nap.
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that was a nice funeral.
yes, dad, it was.
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yes, dad, it was.
the son gave a nice speech about his father.
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the son gave a nice speech about his father.
it was long, too.
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it was long, too.
i think it was about 45 minutes long.
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i think it was about 45 minutes long.
but it went by fast. it was interesting.
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but it went by fast. it was interesting.
i liked it.
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i liked it.
i'll give you a speech like that, too.
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i'll give you a speech like that, too.
do you think anyone will come to my funeral?
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do you think anyone will come to my funeral?
of course.
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of course.
i think only the family will be there.
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i think only the family will be there.
you have lots of friends. they will be there, too!
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yikes! what was that noise?
i had to blow my nose.
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i had to blow my nose.
did you have to blow right next to the phone?
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did you have to blow right next to the phone?
did you hear that?
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did you hear that?
of course i heard that. i thought a plane had crashed into your house.
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of course i heard that. i thought a plane had crashed into your house.
it wasn't that loud.
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it wasn't that loud.
i will blow my nose sometime for you, and you'll see.
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i will blow my nose sometime for you, and you'll see.
okay. i'll take your word for it.
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okay. i'll take your word for it.
i thought you had an elephant in your house.
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i thought you had an elephant in your house.
you're funny.
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you're funny.
what did you say? i think i've gone deaf.
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what did you say? i think i've gone deaf.
i'm going into the bathroom to blow my nose. i'll be right back.
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i have lots of friends.
really? how many do you have?
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really? how many do you have?
i don't know, maybe one hundred.
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i don't know, maybe one hundred.
that is a lot of friends. do you have a best friend?
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that is a lot of friends. do you have a best friend?
of course. i have lots of best friends.
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of course. i have lots of best friends.
how many best friends do you have?
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how many best friends do you have?
i think about twenty-five.
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i think about twenty-five.
hmm. i have only one best friend.
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hmm. i have only one best friend.
i feel sorry for you.
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i feel sorry for you.
i have only a few friends.
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i have only a few friends.
you must be lonely. i will share my friends with you.
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you must be lonely. i will share my friends with you.
that's very nice of you.
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don't you ever cheat on me.
why would i do that?
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why would i do that?
because men like to cheat.
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because men like to cheat.
some men do, but not me.
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some men do, but not me.
i'm watching you.
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i'm watching you.
i'm an open book. watch me all you want.
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i'm an open book. watch me all you want.
if i catch you, you'll be sorry.
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if i catch you, you'll be sorry.
you won't catch me, because i love you. i'm not a cheater.
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you won't catch me, because i love you. i'm not a cheater.
i will poke your eyes out.
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i will poke your eyes out.
i don't want any other woman.
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i don't want any other woman.
i will chop your toes off, one by one.
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i will chop your toes off, one by one.
honey, please. you're the only woman for me, forever. i swear it.
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i hate to go outside.
me too.
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me too.
why do you hate to go outside?
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why do you hate to go outside?
i meet too many jerks.
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i meet too many jerks.
i agree.
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i agree.
this city is full of jerks.
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this city is full of jerks.
rude people are everywhere.
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rude people are everywhere.
but what can you do?
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but what can you do?
you can yell at them.
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you can yell at them.
and they will yell back at you.
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and they will yell back at you.
yelling doesn't do any good.
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yelling doesn't do any good.
no. the best thing to do is just stay home.
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will you look at this form?
are you having problems with it?
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are you having problems with it?
i don't understand some things.
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i don't understand some things.
let me help you.
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let me help you.
what does "mi" mean?
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what does "mi" mean?
"mi" stands for middle initial.
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"mi" stands for middle initial.
what does "mm/dd/yy" mean?
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what does "mm/dd/yy" mean?
that means month/day/year. use numbers.
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that means month/day/year. use numbers.
i don't understand.
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i don't understand.
for example, if your birth date is january 12, 1987, write 01/12/87.
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for example, if your birth date is january 12, 1987, write 01/12/87.
oh. that's simple enough.
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oh. that's simple enough.
always print clearly, and fill in the bubbles completely.
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let's go to the animal shelter.
what do you want to do?
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what do you want to do?
i want to get a puppy for my son.
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i want to get a puppy for my son.
that will make him so happy.
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that will make him so happy.
i'll get him one of those little dogs.
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i'll get him one of those little dogs.
one that won't grow up too big.
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one that won't grow up too big.
and eat too much.
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and eat too much.
do you know which one he would like?
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do you know which one he would like?
oh, yes, i took him there yesterday. he showed me one that he really liked.
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oh, yes, i took him there yesterday. he showed me one that he really liked.
i bet you had to drag him away.
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i bet you had to drag him away.
he wanted to take it home yesterday.
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he wanted to take it home yesterday.
i wonder what he'll name it.
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what's the weather like?
i don't know. i just woke up.
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i don't know. i just woke up.
why don't you look outside?
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why don't you look outside?
okay. it looks like rain.
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okay. it looks like rain.
why do you say that?
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why do you say that?
the sky is gray.
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the sky is gray.
is it raining right now?
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is it raining right now?
no.
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no.
how do you know?
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how do you know?
the street isn't wet.
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the street isn't wet.
i have to go shopping today.
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i have to go shopping today.
you'd better take an umbrella.
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i can't believe how hot it is.
it's not even noon yet.
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it's not even noon yet.
that means it will get hotter.