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1,000 |
no problem. i'll give him food off my plate.
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oh, no you don't. puppies don't eat vegetables.
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1,001 |
look at all these kittens!
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how many are there?
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1,002 |
how many are there?
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eight.
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1,003 |
eight.
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they're all so cute.
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1,004 |
they're all so cute.
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yes, but i can't keep them.
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1,005 |
yes, but i can't keep them.
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what are you going to do with them?
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1,006 |
what are you going to do with them?
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i'm going to give them away. do you want one?
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1,007 |
i'm going to give them away. do you want one?
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yes, i would love one.
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1,008 |
yes, i would love one.
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which one do you want?
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1,009 |
which one do you want?
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that one. the one that's all black.
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1,010 |
that one. the one that's all black.
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yes, i like that one, too.
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1,011 |
yes, i like that one, too.
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i'll call him blacky.
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1,012 |
my parents go to church every sunday.
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they trust in god.
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1,013 |
they trust in god.
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they hope they will go to heaven.
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1,014 |
they hope they will go to heaven.
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they probably will.
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1,015 |
they probably will.
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but no one knows for sure.
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1,016 |
but no one knows for sure.
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that's for sure.
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1,017 |
that's for sure.
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no one knows what happens after we die.
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1,018 |
no one knows what happens after we die.
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if we are good, we will be happy in heaven with god.
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1,019 |
if we are good, we will be happy in heaven with god.
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that's what many people believe.
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1,020 |
that's what many people believe.
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if we are bad, we will be unhappy forever in hell.
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1,021 |
if we are bad, we will be unhappy forever in hell.
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i don't want to go to hell.
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1,022 |
i don't want to go to hell.
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let's go to church with your parents on sunday.
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1,023 |
my husband died.
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i'm sorry for you.
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1,024 |
i'm sorry for you.
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thank you.
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1,025 |
thank you.
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when did he die?
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1,026 |
when did he die?
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a couple of months ago.
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1,027 |
a couple of months ago.
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you still miss him.
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1,028 |
you still miss him.
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yes, but i talk to him almost every day.
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1,029 |
yes, but i talk to him almost every day.
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when you go to church?
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1,030 |
when you go to church?
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no, when i call him on his cell phone.
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1,031 |
no, when i call him on his cell phone.
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what do you mean?
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1,032 |
what do you mean?
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i buried him with his cell phone.
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1,033 |
i buried him with his cell phone.
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what will you do when the battery dies?
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1,034 |
today is friday the thirteenth.
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that's a bad day.
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1,035 |
that's a bad day.
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it's supposed to be unlucky.
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1,036 |
it's supposed to be unlucky.
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you're supposed to stay home all day.
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1,037 |
you're supposed to stay home all day.
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that's what i do.
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1,038 |
that's what i do.
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my friend stayed in a hotel on friday the thirteenth.
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1,039 |
my friend stayed in a hotel on friday the thirteenth.
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that was a mistake.
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1,040 |
that was a mistake.
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he stayed on the thirteenth floor.
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1,041 |
he stayed on the thirteenth floor.
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what happened?
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1,042 |
what happened?
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someone stole his laptop.
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1,043 |
someone stole his laptop.
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he was asking for it.
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1,044 |
he was asking for it.
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he learned his lesson. he's home today.
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1,045 |
do you really love me?
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of course.
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1,046 |
of course.
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prove it.
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1,047 |
prove it.
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how can i prove it?
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1,048 |
how can i prove it?
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take me to dinner.
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1,049 |
take me to dinner.
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that's it? that's all i have to do?
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1,050 |
that's it? that's all i have to do?
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take me to a nice restaurant, not to mcdonald's.
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1,051 |
take me to a nice restaurant, not to mcdonald's.
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but a nice restaurant costs money.
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1,052 |
but a nice restaurant costs money.
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yes, and you have to make a reservation.
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1,053 |
yes, and you have to make a reservation.
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that's such a hassle.
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1,054 |
that's such a hassle.
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i knew you didn't love me.
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1,055 |
i knew you didn't love me.
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okay, okay! i'll make a reservation right now.
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1,056 |
my parents are divorced.
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so are mine.
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1,057 |
so are mine.
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why did your parents get divorced?
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1,058 |
why did your parents get divorced?
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my father found a new girlfriend.
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1,059 |
my father found a new girlfriend.
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that's too bad.
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1,060 |
that's too bad.
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my mother was hurt and angry.
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1,061 |
my mother was hurt and angry.
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she had good reason. what did she do?
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1,062 |
she had good reason. what did she do?
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she told him to drop his girlfriend.
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1,063 |
she told him to drop his girlfriend.
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what did your father do?
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1,064 |
what did your father do?
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he moved out of our house.
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1,065 |
he moved out of our house.
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i guess he really liked his new girlfriend.
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1,066 |
i guess he really liked his new girlfriend.
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yes, but she left him a year later.
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1,067 |
my grandma's apartment smells funny.
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so does mine.
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1,068 |
so does mine.
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i think it's an old people's smell.
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1,069 |
i think it's an old people's smell.
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really?
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1,070 |
really?
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yes. i think when you get old, you begin to smell.
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1,071 |
yes. i think when you get old, you begin to smell.
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like fruit that is too ripe?
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1,072 |
like fruit that is too ripe?
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yes, just like fruit that is too ripe.
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1,073 |
yes, just like fruit that is too ripe.
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but the smell is different.
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1,074 |
but the smell is different.
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yes, old people don't smell like fruit.
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1,075 |
yes, old people don't smell like fruit.
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no, they smell like a thrift shop.
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1,076 |
no, they smell like a thrift shop.
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yes, a thrift shop has that same smell.
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1,077 |
yes, a thrift shop has that same smell.
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yes, an old smell.
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1,078 |
the price of stamps goes up and up.
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i think stamps used to cost a penny.
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1,079 |
i think stamps used to cost a penny.
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that was a long time ago.
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1,080 |
that was a long time ago.
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it was before i was born.
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1,081 |
it was before i was born.
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now a stamp is 42 cents.
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1,082 |
now a stamp is 42 cents.
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but in may it will be 44 cents.
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1,083 |
but in may it will be 44 cents.
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have you ever lost a letter in the mail?
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1,084 |
have you ever lost a letter in the mail?
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no, i haven't.
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1,085 |
no, i haven't.
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neither have i.
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1,086 |
neither have i.
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so, they do a good job for the money.
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1,087 |
so, they do a good job for the money.
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yes, they do.
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1,088 |
yes, they do.
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maybe we shouldn't complain.
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1,089 |
a button came off my shirt.
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what are you going to do?
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1,090 |
what are you going to do?
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first, i have to find the button.
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1,091 |
first, i have to find the button.
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where did you lose it?
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1,092 |
where did you lose it?
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i have no idea.
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1,093 |
i have no idea.
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a button is hard to find. did you look in your pant cuffs?
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1,094 |
a button is hard to find. did you look in your pant cuffs?
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that's a good idea.
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1,095 |
that's a good idea.
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i found a button in my pant cuffs one time.
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1,096 |
i found a button in my pant cuffs one time.
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let me look. no, it's not there.
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1,097 |
let me look. no, it's not there.
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many shirts come with an extra button.
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1,098 |
many shirts come with an extra button.
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you're right. this one does have an extra button.
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1,099 |
you're right. this one does have an extra button.
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now all you have to do is sew it on.
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