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no problem. i'll give him food off my plate.
oh, no you don't. puppies don't eat vegetables.
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look at all these kittens!
how many are there?
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how many are there?
eight.
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eight.
they're all so cute.
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they're all so cute.
yes, but i can't keep them.
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yes, but i can't keep them.
what are you going to do with them?
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what are you going to do with them?
i'm going to give them away. do you want one?
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i'm going to give them away. do you want one?
yes, i would love one.
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yes, i would love one.
which one do you want?
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which one do you want?
that one. the one that's all black.
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that one. the one that's all black.
yes, i like that one, too.
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yes, i like that one, too.
i'll call him blacky.
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my parents go to church every sunday.
they trust in god.
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they trust in god.
they hope they will go to heaven.
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they hope they will go to heaven.
they probably will.
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they probably will.
but no one knows for sure.
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but no one knows for sure.
that's for sure.
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that's for sure.
no one knows what happens after we die.
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no one knows what happens after we die.
if we are good, we will be happy in heaven with god.
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if we are good, we will be happy in heaven with god.
that's what many people believe.
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that's what many people believe.
if we are bad, we will be unhappy forever in hell.
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if we are bad, we will be unhappy forever in hell.
i don't want to go to hell.
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i don't want to go to hell.
let's go to church with your parents on sunday.
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my husband died.
i'm sorry for you.
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i'm sorry for you.
thank you.
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thank you.
when did he die?
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when did he die?
a couple of months ago.
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a couple of months ago.
you still miss him.
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you still miss him.
yes, but i talk to him almost every day.
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yes, but i talk to him almost every day.
when you go to church?
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when you go to church?
no, when i call him on his cell phone.
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no, when i call him on his cell phone.
what do you mean?
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what do you mean?
i buried him with his cell phone.
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i buried him with his cell phone.
what will you do when the battery dies?
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today is friday the thirteenth.
that's a bad day.
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that's a bad day.
it's supposed to be unlucky.
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it's supposed to be unlucky.
you're supposed to stay home all day.
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you're supposed to stay home all day.
that's what i do.
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that's what i do.
my friend stayed in a hotel on friday the thirteenth.
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my friend stayed in a hotel on friday the thirteenth.
that was a mistake.
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that was a mistake.
he stayed on the thirteenth floor.
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he stayed on the thirteenth floor.
what happened?
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what happened?
someone stole his laptop.
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someone stole his laptop.
he was asking for it.
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he was asking for it.
he learned his lesson. he's home today.
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do you really love me?
of course.
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of course.
prove it.
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prove it.
how can i prove it?
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how can i prove it?
take me to dinner.
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take me to dinner.
that's it? that's all i have to do?
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that's it? that's all i have to do?
take me to a nice restaurant, not to mcdonald's.
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take me to a nice restaurant, not to mcdonald's.
but a nice restaurant costs money.
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but a nice restaurant costs money.
yes, and you have to make a reservation.
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yes, and you have to make a reservation.
that's such a hassle.
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that's such a hassle.
i knew you didn't love me.
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i knew you didn't love me.
okay, okay! i'll make a reservation right now.
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my parents are divorced.
so are mine.
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so are mine.
why did your parents get divorced?
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why did your parents get divorced?
my father found a new girlfriend.
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my father found a new girlfriend.
that's too bad.
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that's too bad.
my mother was hurt and angry.
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my mother was hurt and angry.
she had good reason. what did she do?
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she had good reason. what did she do?
she told him to drop his girlfriend.
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she told him to drop his girlfriend.
what did your father do?
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what did your father do?
he moved out of our house.
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he moved out of our house.
i guess he really liked his new girlfriend.
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i guess he really liked his new girlfriend.
yes, but she left him a year later.
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my grandma's apartment smells funny.
so does mine.
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so does mine.
i think it's an old people's smell.
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i think it's an old people's smell.
really?
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really?
yes. i think when you get old, you begin to smell.
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yes. i think when you get old, you begin to smell.
like fruit that is too ripe?
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like fruit that is too ripe?
yes, just like fruit that is too ripe.
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yes, just like fruit that is too ripe.
but the smell is different.
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but the smell is different.
yes, old people don't smell like fruit.
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yes, old people don't smell like fruit.
no, they smell like a thrift shop.
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no, they smell like a thrift shop.
yes, a thrift shop has that same smell.
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yes, a thrift shop has that same smell.
yes, an old smell.
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the price of stamps goes up and up.
i think stamps used to cost a penny.
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i think stamps used to cost a penny.
that was a long time ago.
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that was a long time ago.
it was before i was born.
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it was before i was born.
now a stamp is 42 cents.
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now a stamp is 42 cents.
but in may it will be 44 cents.
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but in may it will be 44 cents.
have you ever lost a letter in the mail?
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have you ever lost a letter in the mail?
no, i haven't.
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no, i haven't.
neither have i.
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neither have i.
so, they do a good job for the money.
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so, they do a good job for the money.
yes, they do.
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yes, they do.
maybe we shouldn't complain.
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a button came off my shirt.
what are you going to do?
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what are you going to do?
first, i have to find the button.
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first, i have to find the button.
where did you lose it?
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where did you lose it?
i have no idea.
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i have no idea.
a button is hard to find. did you look in your pant cuffs?
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a button is hard to find. did you look in your pant cuffs?
that's a good idea.
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that's a good idea.
i found a button in my pant cuffs one time.
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i found a button in my pant cuffs one time.
let me look. no, it's not there.
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let me look. no, it's not there.
many shirts come with an extra button.
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many shirts come with an extra button.
you're right. this one does have an extra button.
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you're right. this one does have an extra button.
now all you have to do is sew it on.