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900	they say that we are funny-looking.	ha! we're not funny-looking; animals are funny-looking.
901	ha! we're not funny-looking; animals are funny-looking.	we're funny-looking because we wear clothes.
902	i have to clean the house.	yes, it's very dirty.
903	yes, it's very dirty.	you can help me.
904	you can help me.	why me?
905	why me?	because you helped make it dirty.
906	because you helped make it dirty.	what do you want me to do?
907	what do you want me to do?	i want you to clean the bathroom.
908	i want you to clean the bathroom.	oh, that's easy.
909	oh, that's easy.	clean the sink, the tub, the counter, and the toilet.
910	clean the sink, the tub, the counter, and the toilet.	that's a lot of work.
911	that's a lot of work.	tell me when you finish.
912	tell me when you finish.	i don't think so. you'll just give me more work.
913	you're watching too much tv.	what do you mean?
914	what do you mean?	i mean you're wasting your life.
915	i mean you're wasting your life.	i'm having fun.
916	i'm having fun.	you're sitting there with your mouth open.
917	you're sitting there with your mouth open.	who cares?
918	who cares?	i care. do something.
919	i care. do something.	okay. i did something.
920	okay. i did something.	what did you do?
921	what did you do?	i turned up the volume.
922	i turned up the volume.	that's not what i meant by "do something."
923	that's not what i meant by "do something."	will you do something? leave me alone.
924	did you write a letter to grandma?	yes, i did.
925	yes, i did.	did you tell her about school?
926	did you tell her about school?	i told her that school is fun.
927	i told her that school is fun.	did you put the letter in an envelope?
928	did you put the letter in an envelope?	yes, and i sealed the envelope.
929	yes, and i sealed the envelope.	did you put a stamp on the envelope?
930	did you put a stamp on the envelope?	i couldn't find any stamps.
931	i couldn't find any stamps.	they're in the kitchen drawer.
932	they're in the kitchen drawer.	okay. i just put a stamp on the envelope.
933	okay. i just put a stamp on the envelope.	give me the envelope, and i'll mail it for you.
934	give me the envelope, and i'll mail it for you.	when is grandma going to learn about e-mail?
935	why are you yawning?	i'm sleepy.
936	i'm sleepy.	why don't you go to bed?
937	why don't you go to bed?	i want to watch this tv show.
938	i want to watch this tv show.	maybe you should record it.
939	maybe you should record it.	the tape recorder is broken.
940	the tape recorder is broken.	then you should watch the rerun.
941	then you should watch the rerun.	why? i'm watching the original.
942	why? i'm watching the original.	but you'll be asleep in about one minute.
943	but you'll be asleep in about one minute.	i'm just yawning because the commercials are on.
944	i'm just yawning because the commercials are on.	okay. i'll tell you how the show ends.
945	okay. i'll tell you how the show ends.	zzz.
946	it's sunday.	so?
947	so?	you know what that means.
948	you know what that means.	i forgot.
949	i forgot.	sunday means we go to church.
950	sunday means we go to church.	oh, yeah.
951	oh, yeah.	put on a coat and tie.
952	put on a coat and tie.	why?
953	why?	to show respect to god and others.
954	to show respect to god and others.	i'm glad sunday is only once a week.
955	i'm glad sunday is only once a week.	i hope god didn't hear that.
956	i hope god didn't hear that.	he'll forgive me.
957	did you feed the cat?	i'll do that in a minute.
958	i'll do that in a minute.	the cat is meowing. he's hungry.
959	the cat is meowing. he's hungry.	okay. i'll feed him right now.
960	okay. i'll feed him right now.	you shouldn't make him wait.
961	you shouldn't make him wait.	i was doing my homework.
962	i was doing my homework.	the cat doesn't care about your homework.
963	the cat doesn't care about your homework.	the cat doesn't care about anything.
964	the cat doesn't care about anything.	that's the way cats are.
965	that's the way cats are.	all they think about is themselves.
966	all they think about is themselves.	maybe we should get rid of him.
967	maybe we should get rid of him.	of course not! he's family.
968	i hate shaving.	me too.
969	me too.	i just cut myself again.
970	i just cut myself again.	did you use a new blade?
971	did you use a new blade?	it doesn't matter. old blades cut, new blades cut.
972	it doesn't matter. old blades cut, new blades cut.	maybe you should use an electric shaver.
973	maybe you should use an electric shaver.	they make a lot of noise, but they don't give a close shave.
974	they make a lot of noise, but they don't give a close shave.	maybe you should stop shaving.
975	maybe you should stop shaving.	and grow a beard?
976	and grow a beard?	sure. why not?
977	sure. why not?	because food and other stuff sticks in my beard.
978	because food and other stuff sticks in my beard.	hmm. here's an idea. put cream on your face and have the cat lick it off.
979	excuse me.	yes?
980	yes?	are you reading this paper?
981	are you reading this paper?	oh, no. help yourself.
982	oh, no. help yourself.	i asked because the paper is sitting next to you.
983	i asked because the paper is sitting next to you.	thank you. that's polite of you to ask.
984	thank you. that's polite of you to ask.	some people would just pick it up.
985	some people would just pick it up.	yes, i know. some people are rude.
986	yes, i know. some people are rude.	i always try to be polite.
987	i always try to be polite.	so do i.
988	so do i.	the world needs more polite people like us.
989	the world needs more polite people like us.	i agree 100 percent.
990	mom, i want a puppy.	let me think about it.
991	let me think about it.	why do you have to think about it?
992	why do you have to think about it?	because a puppy costs money.
993	because a puppy costs money.	no, it doesn't. puppies are free.
994	no, it doesn't. puppies are free.	yes, but a puppy needs shots.
995	yes, but a puppy needs shots.	shots for what?
996	shots for what?	so it won't get sick. just like you get shots.
997	so it won't get sick. just like you get shots.	i hate shots.
998	i hate shots.	and a puppy eats food. food costs money.
999	and a puppy eats food. food costs money.	no problem. i'll give him food off my plate.

900

they say that we are funny-looking.

ha! we're not funny-looking; animals are funny-looking.

901

ha! we're not funny-looking; animals are funny-looking.

we're funny-looking because we wear clothes.

902

i have to clean the house.

yes, it's very dirty.

903

yes, it's very dirty.

you can help me.

904

you can help me.

why me?

905

why me?

because you helped make it dirty.

906

because you helped make it dirty.

what do you want me to do?

907

what do you want me to do?

i want you to clean the bathroom.

908

i want you to clean the bathroom.

oh, that's easy.

909

oh, that's easy.

clean the sink, the tub, the counter, and the toilet.

910

clean the sink, the tub, the counter, and the toilet.

that's a lot of work.

911

that's a lot of work.

tell me when you finish.

912

tell me when you finish.

i don't think so. you'll just give me more work.

913

you're watching too much tv.

what do you mean?

914

what do you mean?

i mean you're wasting your life.

915

i mean you're wasting your life.

i'm having fun.

916

i'm having fun.

you're sitting there with your mouth open.

917

you're sitting there with your mouth open.

who cares?

918

who cares?

i care. do something.

919

i care. do something.

okay. i did something.

920

okay. i did something.

what did you do?

921

what did you do?

i turned up the volume.

922

i turned up the volume.

that's not what i meant by "do something."

923

that's not what i meant by "do something."

will you do something? leave me alone.

924

did you write a letter to grandma?

yes, i did.

925

yes, i did.

did you tell her about school?

926

did you tell her about school?

i told her that school is fun.

927

i told her that school is fun.

did you put the letter in an envelope?

928

did you put the letter in an envelope?

yes, and i sealed the envelope.

929

yes, and i sealed the envelope.

did you put a stamp on the envelope?

930

did you put a stamp on the envelope?

i couldn't find any stamps.

931

i couldn't find any stamps.

they're in the kitchen drawer.

932

they're in the kitchen drawer.

okay. i just put a stamp on the envelope.

933

okay. i just put a stamp on the envelope.

give me the envelope, and i'll mail it for you.

934

give me the envelope, and i'll mail it for you.

when is grandma going to learn about e-mail?

935

why are you yawning?

i'm sleepy.

936

i'm sleepy.

why don't you go to bed?

937

why don't you go to bed?

i want to watch this tv show.

938

i want to watch this tv show.

maybe you should record it.

939

maybe you should record it.

the tape recorder is broken.

940

the tape recorder is broken.

then you should watch the rerun.

941

then you should watch the rerun.

why? i'm watching the original.

942

why? i'm watching the original.

but you'll be asleep in about one minute.

943

but you'll be asleep in about one minute.

i'm just yawning because the commercials are on.

944

i'm just yawning because the commercials are on.

okay. i'll tell you how the show ends.

945

okay. i'll tell you how the show ends.

zzz.

946

it's sunday.

so?

947

so?

you know what that means.

948

you know what that means.

i forgot.

949

i forgot.

sunday means we go to church.

950

sunday means we go to church.

oh, yeah.

951

oh, yeah.

put on a coat and tie.

952

put on a coat and tie.

why?

953

why?

to show respect to god and others.

954

to show respect to god and others.

i'm glad sunday is only once a week.

955

i'm glad sunday is only once a week.

i hope god didn't hear that.

956

i hope god didn't hear that.

he'll forgive me.

957

did you feed the cat?

i'll do that in a minute.

958

i'll do that in a minute.

the cat is meowing. he's hungry.

959

the cat is meowing. he's hungry.

okay. i'll feed him right now.

960

okay. i'll feed him right now.

you shouldn't make him wait.

961

you shouldn't make him wait.

i was doing my homework.

962

i was doing my homework.

the cat doesn't care about your homework.

963

the cat doesn't care about your homework.

the cat doesn't care about anything.

964

the cat doesn't care about anything.

that's the way cats are.

965

that's the way cats are.

all they think about is themselves.

966

all they think about is themselves.

maybe we should get rid of him.

967

maybe we should get rid of him.

of course not! he's family.

968

i hate shaving.

me too.

969

me too.

i just cut myself again.

970

i just cut myself again.

did you use a new blade?

971

did you use a new blade?

it doesn't matter. old blades cut, new blades cut.

972

it doesn't matter. old blades cut, new blades cut.

maybe you should use an electric shaver.

973

maybe you should use an electric shaver.

they make a lot of noise, but they don't give a close shave.

974

they make a lot of noise, but they don't give a close shave.

maybe you should stop shaving.

975

maybe you should stop shaving.

and grow a beard?

976

and grow a beard?

sure. why not?

977

sure. why not?

because food and other stuff sticks in my beard.

978

because food and other stuff sticks in my beard.

hmm. here's an idea. put cream on your face and have the cat lick it off.

979

excuse me.

yes?

980

yes?

are you reading this paper?

981

are you reading this paper?

oh, no. help yourself.

982

oh, no. help yourself.

i asked because the paper is sitting next to you.

983

i asked because the paper is sitting next to you.

thank you. that's polite of you to ask.

984

thank you. that's polite of you to ask.

some people would just pick it up.

985

some people would just pick it up.

yes, i know. some people are rude.

986

yes, i know. some people are rude.

i always try to be polite.

987

i always try to be polite.

so do i.

988

so do i.

the world needs more polite people like us.

989

the world needs more polite people like us.

i agree 100 percent.

990

mom, i want a puppy.

let me think about it.

991

let me think about it.

why do you have to think about it?

992

why do you have to think about it?

because a puppy costs money.

993

because a puppy costs money.

no, it doesn't. puppies are free.

994

no, it doesn't. puppies are free.

yes, but a puppy needs shots.

995

yes, but a puppy needs shots.

shots for what?

996

shots for what?

so it won't get sick. just like you get shots.

997

so it won't get sick. just like you get shots.

i hate shots.

998

i hate shots.

and a puppy eats food. food costs money.

999

and a puppy eats food. food costs money.

no problem. i'll give him food off my plate.