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Who has the new madden and wants to bring it over my house to play and then forget it when you leave?
No need for sad songs hahaha.
Now that xmas and new years is over, there is nothing good to look forward to other than summer. Sooo sick of winter already
@wizlilliamson lmfao I know. I think I laughed so hard because of the fact that it was true.
Anyone ever noticed that Ke$ha's missing a tooth? If you're rich and famous, why can't you buy a damn fake tooth??!? #distracted
@ERisMAN22 do you know what this means??????? Walt is back....
Gonna be single on Christmas for the 19th year in a row...#KeepingTheStreakAlive
This weekend will be pretty awesome #excited #fun
@ir0nwolf Yeah... pretty disturbing to find 4 miles in. Pretty sure it's a muskrat though. Or badger.
If I could pick a perfect day today would be it #beautiful \u2600
This weekend's gonna be amazing because I get to see @jonahdrake :)
Now this is just getting funny
Felt like 5th grade lunch again the cool kids wouldn't talk to anybody else
Just had a good run with @oke_5 #siblingbonding #healthyliving
Always locking myself out of my own house #retard
@MikePereira The Jets were clearly acting on that personal foul. Come on
I just want my voice back \ud83d\ude37\ud83d\ude1e
@jazayerli not sure what you're getting at.Has there ever been a team with this much hitting/pitching imbalance?\nOh yes! The 2000 Royals!
without a past self, are you still yourself?
My grandfather bitches about the way other people drive when today not once has he stopped at a stop sign! #please
@Blakew1111 It was kind bad.. Haha & I got in trouble for it.. \ud83d\ude12
i hate depending on my dad driving . like no. if you let me drive it wouldn't take eleven hours, it would take five . DRIVE FASTER.
Reactions are never disappointing
@zach_boucher @Corbploeger we have the best sand volleyball team! #multiplescoregasms
#VoiceSave #voicAustin
@breanne824 hehehe you know I love being cute and slutty. #jk #kindof
@kirchner1868 my IQ went down reading this.
I shared power with 23 million people and we never lost power. You'd better fix it in less than 3 hours, Michigan government!
@Bflare005 Brian go to bed hahah
Sooo weird seeing OCC on ESPN. #iworkthere
The awkwardest thing that's ever happened to me is probably when I had to be the big spoon with my ex when we were together. #Hahhahaa
The Steelers trash bruh
Going into the wine in spirits store for the first time after you turn 21 is like a little kid in a candy shop...just so much to look at
Your love is kinda sweet, sweet enough to eat
@KateMcKinney_ great! Atleast we get to work together for a whole hour!
Just made a pack cover out of a contractors garbage bag. #outdoorsmenwin
Up at 830 on a Saturday. Actually feels good \ud83d\udc4d
\u201c@UnusuaIFacts: Approximately 450 people die from falling off their bed every year in the U.S.\u201d @soto1222
@CMichCrushes can we get two more wristbands?
@ash_mcvicker yummy...
7:30 A.M. EXAMS SHOULD BE CONSIDERED AS CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT. That is all.
newest employee at space \u263a
@Russostrib he's out for the night
I like @twaaankss #somuch
3 fumbles on 3 different drives really!?! #ballsecurity
Allergies \ud83d\ude33
@donnascalise Good morning Miss Donna and Mr.Pete!! :)
That moment when @CMichCrushes doesn't post your shit #notcool
@FingMouFannin text me. \ud83d\udc69
It's gettin old && a little ridiculous. \ud83d\udc81\u270c\ufe0f
it's pretty fucking sad the only way I could possibly get money is if I had a job other then that I don't get money from anyone whatsoever
ARS KK7X - Rathdrum, ID \|\nWeather Underground KIDRATH3\nCurrent Temperature 40.8 F,\nHumidity 50% ,\nWind 8.6 MPH\nDirection 45\n#weather
My $25 gift card is rotting away in my purse
I absolutely cannot wait for June 16, 2015. \ud83d\udc9c
@gina_marie22 he probably be the Shawn Bradley of the movie
Can't explane what ur doing me yaaa
Ewh can you just go away
@morganj31 ehhhhh. Agree to disagree.
I swear whenever I sleep with my window open there's always this extremely loud and annoying bird and wakes me up at 5:30.
I miss mommy daughter days
Ice water is the best through a straw #picky
@NicoleBeard6 harsh....
I'm calling your name oh lord. I just wanna be in your arms I don't care if you don't speak. It's cool with me. I just wanna fall in it arms
I could watch Hotel Transylvania a million times.
Moussa has a lot of bad fouls. That was not one of them right there. Terrible call for his second.
@Shelby_Kayla just go with it is on \ud83d\ude02\u2764\ud83d\ude02\u2764\ud83d\ude02
You know what, I think it's time for me to move down south.
@abradyj this one might go on a mantle if I can get it.
Regionals at herk this year, oh fuck yeah! \n\ud83d\udc4a\ud83d\udc8d\ud83d\udc8e
@BENJUM3N hey man, where the hell is will at!!!
Im the LAST one in my family to know something about a family member. I always find out through friends lol wtf
@scottaengle @GabeStrnad he passed his breathalyzer and field sobriety test. This will end up being dismissed.
Every single day the same stuff I'm just so tired of everything
Why dunkins doesn't deliver is beyond me. #lazy
Which lucky girl wants to come stay in @stillyboy24's bed with me since he's not here?? It's a twin so we can get nice and cozy :)
Oh God! Wow...
@CatZingano I truly feel that you, McMann, and Holmes are the current best, and future of women's #MMA. (Auto correct fail)
I wish I was outside... #volleyballtournament
Bout to her this workout in with lee
@MsJacoBurke WHAT
Arrived at Lowell Assembly of God; taking the Christmas Story and Carols to an Assisted Living Center later this morning. Merry Christmas.
The shit you hear about me may be true but then again it could be as fake as the bitch that told you.
@_caseeeeey hey it's my first one
@DOOM2dotEXE I already had no respect for you
@Gonzalez_Colton @CommonWhiteeBoy wowww lol. thats prob how it happened though.
Cleaning like an champ until I pass out
I'm about to go to school with a fucked up nose ring seriously fml
Lost at #NWA-SEW because our enforcer can't do his damn job right!
@Jmoney4202 aw thankss!:)
@ohlovelybecky Kiss my black ass, how about that?
@PamelaSeley @S1776frdm @emaleroland @SSASMCGUIRE @PatDollard if Pat Dollard is sick I want to be sick like him! You are a moron!
@DJZimmie we did!? Any chances on getting a new one!?!
Get em girl
@Vwalt48 Pinterest \ud83d\ude01
@AdrianPeterson Ravens just suck overall. Don't worry you're still the best in the league
But that pic though. Still in awe
#HowIMetMyBestfriend Ashland City Cowboys football @DaltonLane6
@czkiab @Browns we need a all around power back like him
Hipsters eating trash... #ew #anotherreasontohatehipsters
@pafarmgirlinct yup no hills. We do have the beach though! Only place to sled is down the overpass embankments.

Who has the new madden and wants to bring it over my house to play and then forget it when you leave?

No need for sad songs hahaha.

Now that xmas and new years is over, there is nothing good to look forward to other than summer. Sooo sick of winter already

@wizlilliamson lmfao I know. I think I laughed so hard because of the fact that it was true.

Anyone ever noticed that Ke$ha's missing a tooth? If you're rich and famous, why can't you buy a damn fake tooth??!? #distracted

@ERisMAN22 do you know what this means??????? Walt is back....

Gonna be single on Christmas for the 19th year in a row...#KeepingTheStreakAlive

This weekend will be pretty awesome #excited #fun

@ir0nwolf Yeah... pretty disturbing to find 4 miles in. Pretty sure it's a muskrat though. Or badger.

If I could pick a perfect day today would be it #beautiful \u2600

This weekend's gonna be amazing because I get to see @jonahdrake :)

Now this is just getting funny

Felt like 5th grade lunch again the cool kids wouldn't talk to anybody else

Just had a good run with @oke_5 #siblingbonding #healthyliving

Always locking myself out of my own house #retard

@MikePereira The Jets were clearly acting on that personal foul. Come on

I just want my voice back \ud83d\ude37\ud83d\ude1e

@jazayerli not sure what you're getting at.Has there ever been a team with this much hitting/pitching imbalance?\nOh yes! The 2000 Royals!

without a past self, are you still yourself?

My grandfather bitches about the way other people drive when today not once has he stopped at a stop sign! #please

@Blakew1111 It was kind bad.. Haha & I got in trouble for it.. \ud83d\ude12

i hate depending on my dad driving . like no. if you let me drive it wouldn't take eleven hours, it would take five . DRIVE FASTER.

Reactions are never disappointing

@zach_boucher @Corbploeger we have the best sand volleyball team! #multiplescoregasms

#VoiceSave #voicAustin

@breanne824 hehehe you know I love being cute and slutty. #jk #kindof

@kirchner1868 my IQ went down reading this.

I shared power with 23 million people and we never lost power. You'd better fix it in less than 3 hours, Michigan government!

@Bflare005 Brian go to bed hahah

Sooo weird seeing OCC on ESPN. #iworkthere

The awkwardest thing that's ever happened to me is probably when I had to be the big spoon with my ex when we were together. #Hahhahaa

The Steelers trash bruh

Going into the wine in spirits store for the first time after you turn 21 is like a little kid in a candy shop...just so much to look at

Your love is kinda sweet, sweet enough to eat

@KateMcKinney_ great! Atleast we get to work together for a whole hour!

Just made a pack cover out of a contractors garbage bag. #outdoorsmenwin

Up at 830 on a Saturday. Actually feels good \ud83d\udc4d

\u201c@UnusuaIFacts: Approximately 450 people die from falling off their bed every year in the U.S.\u201d @soto1222

@CMichCrushes can we get two more wristbands?

@ash_mcvicker yummy...

7:30 A.M. EXAMS SHOULD BE CONSIDERED AS CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT. That is all.

newest employee at space \u263a

@Russostrib he's out for the night

I like @twaaankss #somuch

3 fumbles on 3 different drives really!?! #ballsecurity

Allergies \ud83d\ude33

@donnascalise Good morning Miss Donna and Mr.Pete!! :)

That moment when @CMichCrushes doesn't post your shit #notcool

@FingMouFannin text me. \ud83d\udc69

It's gettin old && a little ridiculous. \ud83d\udc81\u270c\ufe0f

it's pretty fucking sad the only way I could possibly get money is if I had a job other then that I don't get money from anyone whatsoever

ARS KK7X - Rathdrum, ID |\nWeather Underground KIDRATH3\nCurrent Temperature 40.8 F,\nHumidity 50% ,\nWind 8.6 MPH\nDirection 45\n#weather

My $25 gift card is rotting away in my purse

I absolutely cannot wait for June 16, 2015. \ud83d\udc9c

@gina_marie22 he probably be the Shawn Bradley of the movie

Can't explane what ur doing me yaaa

Ewh can you just go away

@morganj31 ehhhhh. Agree to disagree.

I swear whenever I sleep with my window open there's always this extremely loud and annoying bird and wakes me up at 5:30.

I miss mommy daughter days

Ice water is the best through a straw #picky

@NicoleBeard6 harsh....

I'm calling your name oh lord. I just wanna be in your arms I don't care if you don't speak. It's cool with me. I just wanna fall in it arms

I could watch Hotel Transylvania a million times.

Moussa has a lot of bad fouls. That was not one of them right there. Terrible call for his second.

@Shelby_Kayla just go with it is on \ud83d\ude02\u2764\ud83d\ude02\u2764\ud83d\ude02

You know what, I think it's time for me to move down south.

@abradyj this one might go on a mantle if I can get it.

Regionals at herk this year, oh fuck yeah! \n\ud83d\udc4a\ud83d\udc8d\ud83d\udc8e

@BENJUM3N hey man, where the hell is will at!!!

Im the LAST one in my family to know something about a family member. I always find out through friends lol wtf

@scottaengle @GabeStrnad he passed his breathalyzer and field sobriety test. This will end up being dismissed.

Every single day the same stuff I'm just so tired of everything

Why dunkins doesn't deliver is beyond me. #lazy

Which lucky girl wants to come stay in @stillyboy24's bed with me since he's not here?? It's a twin so we can get nice and cozy :)

Oh God! Wow...

@CatZingano I truly feel that you, McMann, and Holmes are the current best, and future of women's #MMA. (Auto correct fail)

I wish I was outside... #volleyballtournament

Bout to her this workout in with lee

@MsJacoBurke WHAT

Arrived at Lowell Assembly of God; taking the Christmas Story and Carols to an Assisted Living Center later this morning. Merry Christmas.

The shit you hear about me may be true but then again it could be as fake as the bitch that told you.

@_caseeeeey hey it's my first one

@DOOM2dotEXE I already had no respect for you

@Gonzalez_Colton @CommonWhiteeBoy wowww lol. thats prob how it happened though.

Cleaning like an champ until I pass out

I'm about to go to school with a fucked up nose ring seriously fml

Lost at #NWA-SEW because our enforcer can't do his damn job right!

@Jmoney4202 aw thankss!:)

@ohlovelybecky Kiss my black ass, how about that?

@PamelaSeley @S1776frdm @emaleroland @SSASMCGUIRE @PatDollard if Pat Dollard is sick I want to be sick like him! You are a moron!

@DJZimmie we did!? Any chances on getting a new one!?!

Get em girl

@Vwalt48 Pinterest \ud83d\ude01

@AdrianPeterson Ravens just suck overall. Don't worry you're still the best in the league

But that pic though. Still in awe

#HowIMetMyBestfriend Ashland City Cowboys football @DaltonLane6

@czkiab @Browns we need a all around power back like him

Hipsters eating trash... #ew #anotherreasontohatehipsters

@pafarmgirlinct yup no hills. We do have the beach though! Only place to sled is down the overpass embankments.