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Brad Paisley just gets me\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\udc4c
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You guys wanna know what I'm doing for spring break? Sleepin & eatin'. Maybe some occasional tv.
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@radfag they eat most of the worlds bugs. Without spiders, we would have bug infestation everywhere.
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Lucky charms <3333
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Is there anyway to get GTA 5 at this second
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The Reds on on FIRE this inning
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Friday is bride day! Basically how I spend every Friday \ud83d\udc70 #imaloser
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What idiot planned finals week to fall on Friday the 13th?!
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@Rhetley lol and the way he angles the camera...priceless. More chins than a Chinese phonebook. He just said \I am auditioning for Broadway\""
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It's coming this way.
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@_KeithJamahl_ @_ataijah OMG!!! I'm too weak!! Hahahahahaha #HotDamn
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Why is Rihanna so perfect?! #jealous \ud83d\ude29
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I'm like a owl. I don't give a hoot JACK.
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dear @mnwild please fire coach Yeo the wild have been the better team on the ice in all 9 of their games and have only won 3 -concerned fan
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Right...\u201c@davidaxelrod: Thanks to my 200k Tweeps--even those who regularly suggest that I burn in Hell! You all make it interesting!\u201d
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So it just crossed my mind... Has anyone ever tried to use the Irish Whip as a finisher? #ReasonsImNotAWrestler
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@MissAlissaS @amandabynes u do same thing as her just mirror pictures
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When freaking out to @cassi_sanford, alcohol is always suggested. #bffsuggestions #toofunny
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All the rednecks out side cropping their plants now lol
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I could've sworn I just had 2 white foxes cross my driving path a moment ago! Are they even native to here?
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Can't wait to see my boy tomorrow. \u2665
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I need a girl for Dylan to come to Matt's right now!
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@TatianaAllanPoe without Dakota?
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I honestly really like my job and don't want to kill myself when I have to go to work
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Don't try to drag me into this shit, I won't take it serious ahahah
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I watch these football games and just cringe watching their knees \ud83d\ude48\ud83d\ude35\ud83d\ude31
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Im pooping then sleeping.... Forever.
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Why doesn't anything ever go right for me
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Probably the best fair week ever..so much fun @AndrewCataldo @keriwalling with others..#lovethesepeople #funnypeople
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HIT IT HARDER YOU FUCKING VAGINA!
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Omg I can't even with this world civ class\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02
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Really regretting going out
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@S_McLovin_85 I didn't even click on the link
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Can't wait \ud83d\ude00
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My dad has really bad insomnia. Go to bed \ud83d\ude33
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So my cat is already the coolest cat ever. But I wish he could talk. Kinda.
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@duchessrebecca @kginthehizouse Just what every child wants to hear from their mother.
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@Maddieeharvey @jennyagrox5 we weren't in the first place
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Sometimes I just hate everyone and want to eat a tub of Ben and Jerry's ice cream. So there's that. Hurry up August.
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All I want is a home cooked meal instead of fast food
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So upset wow I hate myself
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@RachelFerg_ aaaaawwweeee he learned from the best lol :p
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@Schmittttttttty That's what I like to hear!
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@jschapa69 you love it (;
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I spend at least 10% of the day in my car
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How many of you on here have witnessed the drunken actions of JILLYG. Lol.
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I don't drink pop but I'm REALLY craving a coke.
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@mel_em_see was thinking the exact same thing! #hateher
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Finally watching Silver Linings Playbook.
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@jermball243 but guns don't kill people remember?
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@MeaseShelby stop making me miss you our texts are like we're together in real life ugh #isoundsoLezbo #twitterworldWeAreBothStraight
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My flesh may fail, but my God You never will
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Missing gym with my bestie @kiimdade \ud83d\ude23\ud83d\ude22
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@for_a_dollar what he fuck are you talking about?
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That phone call was much needed legit just talked about sooo much it a shame how things have to be
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Second Thanksgiving in progress!
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@anaissacanas I love youuu
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@becccc_k wasn't meant for you to laugh more of my enjoyment..but lol yea ight get back to me on that 1....
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Thinking i should be concerned....tabba is in the kitchen and the microwave has been opened and closed 17 times....
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I miss @balepale3 even though she hates me \ud83d\udc94
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@brandonbud401 @kylewhitney14 @cindyrivas_ can I come too please!?
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@shaunagiltinan BIG RED wants you to add him on Facebook \ud83d\ude0a
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Sweatpants and chucks
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weird to me
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It would be nice to go to bed early tonight
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Yes, make statuses and not text me back. #1way #toopissmeoff
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@ariel_eyanson What?!
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Sometimes I feel so alone... I feel like I've been down this road before.
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@Skuxx__king she ditched us AGAIN XD
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Cobb hit another reason why roger goodell is the worst thing to ever happen to football.
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@shy_shania #TeamiPhone
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@nickcavegn_ do you like it?
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@ben3388 damn! I sure hope so :)
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I get sad when Hey Pretty Girl comes on the radio. \ud83d\ude14
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@DubSullivan you're welcome \ud83d\ude0b
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Any motivation I had for my homework is now gone
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I just realized I missed my 7000th tweet\ud83d\ude14
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Kudos to ICE re discovery & successful search of Super Tunnel
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@jessicahayeess awh thanks \ud83d\ude06
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Oh yeah glad @RyanStinson12 quit being shady and talked to me at the game
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Come a little closer baby I feel like laying you down
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I smoked... Lol I think that's why... Lmao
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Soccer in the rain?
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Watching proud family in the deans office. #seniorlife
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I'm still heated that h&m changed the design of their basic hoodies. that's some bullshit
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Bring on the gay tweets from Luke and Derek
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@laurapasquini enjoy! I love mine
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Being more upset over something than you should be <<<<
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@EmilyKopper #lesbihonest I love you more dear. Have fun tn. Remember make Jeremy happy \ud83d\ude09\u2764\ud83d\ude1b
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Thirsty Thursday!
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@HollieandDave I'm at basketball...
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If I was on idol this year I would just sing Drake to Nicki. That's all I could ever ask.
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I'm sorry but Eminem is horrible
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Just close your eyes and you can see that we are where we're meant to be \ud83d\udc9c
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When I was your man>>>>>> When I was your girl.
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@FlowGod19 OH MY GOD
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What the fuck
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Why would you root for Iowa just because its American? It's still Coon Rapids
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Listening to music soothes me.
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@crhockey12 Is that even a question
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