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Brad Paisley just gets me\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\udc4c
You guys wanna know what I'm doing for spring break? Sleepin & eatin'. Maybe some occasional tv.
@radfag they eat most of the worlds bugs. Without spiders, we would have bug infestation everywhere.
Lucky charms <3333
Is there anyway to get GTA 5 at this second
The Reds on on FIRE this inning
Friday is bride day! Basically how I spend every Friday \ud83d\udc70 #imaloser
What idiot planned finals week to fall on Friday the 13th?!
@Rhetley lol and the way he angles the camera...priceless. More chins than a Chinese phonebook. He just said \I am auditioning for Broadway\""
It's coming this way.
@_KeithJamahl_ @_ataijah OMG!!! I'm too weak!! Hahahahahaha #HotDamn
Why is Rihanna so perfect?! #jealous \ud83d\ude29
I'm like a owl. I don't give a hoot JACK.
dear @mnwild please fire coach Yeo the wild have been the better team on the ice in all 9 of their games and have only won 3 -concerned fan
Right...\u201c@davidaxelrod: Thanks to my 200k Tweeps--even those who regularly suggest that I burn in Hell! You all make it interesting!\u201d
So it just crossed my mind... Has anyone ever tried to use the Irish Whip as a finisher? #ReasonsImNotAWrestler
@MissAlissaS @amandabynes u do same thing as her just mirror pictures
When freaking out to @cassi_sanford, alcohol is always suggested. #bffsuggestions #toofunny
All the rednecks out side cropping their plants now lol
I could've sworn I just had 2 white foxes cross my driving path a moment ago! Are they even native to here?
Can't wait to see my boy tomorrow. \u2665
I need a girl for Dylan to come to Matt's right now!
@TatianaAllanPoe without Dakota?
I honestly really like my job and don't want to kill myself when I have to go to work
Don't try to drag me into this shit, I won't take it serious ahahah
I watch these football games and just cringe watching their knees \ud83d\ude48\ud83d\ude35\ud83d\ude31
Im pooping then sleeping.... Forever.
Why doesn't anything ever go right for me
Probably the best fair week ever..so much fun @AndrewCataldo @keriwalling with others..#lovethesepeople #funnypeople
HIT IT HARDER YOU FUCKING VAGINA!
Omg I can't even with this world civ class\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02
Really regretting going out
@S_McLovin_85 I didn't even click on the link
Can't wait \ud83d\ude00
My dad has really bad insomnia. Go to bed \ud83d\ude33
So my cat is already the coolest cat ever. But I wish he could talk. Kinda.
@duchessrebecca @kginthehizouse Just what every child wants to hear from their mother.
@Maddieeharvey @jennyagrox5 we weren't in the first place
Sometimes I just hate everyone and want to eat a tub of Ben and Jerry's ice cream. So there's that. Hurry up August.
All I want is a home cooked meal instead of fast food
So upset wow I hate myself
@RachelFerg_ aaaaawwweeee he learned from the best lol :p
@Schmittttttttty That's what I like to hear!
@jschapa69 you love it (;
I spend at least 10% of the day in my car
How many of you on here have witnessed the drunken actions of JILLYG. Lol.
I don't drink pop but I'm REALLY craving a coke.
@mel_em_see was thinking the exact same thing! #hateher
Finally watching Silver Linings Playbook.
@jermball243 but guns don't kill people remember?
@MeaseShelby stop making me miss you our texts are like we're together in real life ugh #isoundsoLezbo #twitterworldWeAreBothStraight
My flesh may fail, but my God You never will
Missing gym with my bestie @kiimdade \ud83d\ude23\ud83d\ude22
@for_a_dollar what he fuck are you talking about?
That phone call was much needed legit just talked about sooo much it a shame how things have to be
Second Thanksgiving in progress!
@anaissacanas I love youuu
@becccc_k wasn't meant for you to laugh more of my enjoyment..but lol yea ight get back to me on that 1....
Thinking i should be concerned....tabba is in the kitchen and the microwave has been opened and closed 17 times....
I miss @balepale3 even though she hates me \ud83d\udc94
@brandonbud401 @kylewhitney14 @cindyrivas_ can I come too please!?
@shaunagiltinan BIG RED wants you to add him on Facebook \ud83d\ude0a
Sweatpants and chucks
weird to me
It would be nice to go to bed early tonight
Yes, make statuses and not text me back. #1way #toopissmeoff
@ariel_eyanson What?!
Sometimes I feel so alone... I feel like I've been down this road before.
@Skuxx__king she ditched us AGAIN XD
Cobb hit another reason why roger goodell is the worst thing to ever happen to football.
@shy_shania #TeamiPhone
@nickcavegn_ do you like it?
@ben3388 damn! I sure hope so :)
I get sad when Hey Pretty Girl comes on the radio. \ud83d\ude14
@DubSullivan you're welcome \ud83d\ude0b
Any motivation I had for my homework is now gone
I just realized I missed my 7000th tweet\ud83d\ude14
Kudos to ICE re discovery & successful search of Super Tunnel
@jessicahayeess awh thanks \ud83d\ude06
Oh yeah glad @RyanStinson12 quit being shady and talked to me at the game
Come a little closer baby I feel like laying you down
I smoked... Lol I think that's why... Lmao
Soccer in the rain?
Watching proud family in the deans office. #seniorlife
I'm still heated that h&m changed the design of their basic hoodies. that's some bullshit
Bring on the gay tweets from Luke and Derek
@laurapasquini enjoy! I love mine
Being more upset over something than you should be <<<<
@EmilyKopper #lesbihonest I love you more dear. Have fun tn. Remember make Jeremy happy \ud83d\ude09\u2764\ud83d\ude1b
Thirsty Thursday!
@HollieandDave I'm at basketball...
If I was on idol this year I would just sing Drake to Nicki. That's all I could ever ask.
I'm sorry but Eminem is horrible
Just close your eyes and you can see that we are where we're meant to be \ud83d\udc9c
When I was your man>>>>>> When I was your girl.
@FlowGod19 OH MY GOD
What the fuck
Why would you root for Iowa just because its American? It's still Coon Rapids
Listening to music soothes me.
@crhockey12 Is that even a question