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Happy 4th everyone.
Called it
If you write novels on your significant others Facebook wall, chances are i hate you.
@wolfblee shut up lol
#CallACutieOut @karliemorrison
When is there going to be a double eviction??? #BB15
Kirk Cousins can we just get married now, orrrr?
@morgannn822 I'm being like..serious here
@m_popee come with him sometime this summer
@AdamLHead @Trey_Siegel he's so hungover haha poor guy
Im being stalked.
Like the ocean pulls the tide in to hold it close, Your the reason I believe in something I don't know, You make it so easy to fall so hard.
@AshMaciolek see you bright and early #florida #1day
I saw you yesterday :) @AmWestt
@JakeyRozz this is war
@Kaleb_Kille no. im not your average teenage girl.
After joining the Rush, I'll never be able to go to a gym without a sauna again. #HotLove
@kyleekola apologies on behalf of all of us lol... You should be used to it by now
Lol I'm sorry, but maybe we shouldn't throw it to Boykin today?
I wish the tv in Bris room worked |:
Holy crap I'm tired
@Mattyk182 that pic should of stood as called on the field. Bad reversal. That wasn't indisputable evidence.
There are moments when I hate Corporate America.
Are you subtweeting me when you say things
@Shane_Kaskaid why?!?
And Sweet Home Alabama is on. Perfect.
@LilLyzie14 there's a place close to here called USA ice land!!!
Tony Sanchez is on top of the world today
@imbridgetnorman no just a couple big ones
@03Bk03 bring me some my man. My cheeks are the size of baseballs
I think it's funny no one wants to be your friend til they need something #beingused #wholelife
@WingsOfIkarus yeah. I don't do that shit. Lol. I'm a hermit.
Bitch, when \ud83d\udc37\ud83d\udc16\u2708
I have this crush on Christopher Walken and I can't put my finger on it. He's just so sexy.
Good morning !!
@iarekevbot #FunnyYouSayThat. I just put two of his songs on a car cd haha.
@erinhufft literally the greatest thing I've ever seen \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc4c #moviescene
My nights headphones on and vibe to music #couldntlivewithoutit
Literally struggling to find the energy to put on pants
@louisbauerpower @Jakebergey23 there's a good chance that he's no longer with us
I hate being sick!!!!! Yuck!!!!!
Done
@chengelis The one and only!
I care too much sometimes
So Prom is coming up...
That awkward moment when ...
@SusanSusancar45 @marinastut @pinknvd @mdemoni41 @smilelikepink @jenniferpludows @PinkFanCroatia @ChiefAimster @PinkFan134 oh no :( \u2764\ufe0f\u2764\ufe0f
I get so mad at myself when I tweet something with a spelling error. Then I delete the tweet and pretend it didn't happen.
Fuck you.
@KaylaMorse4 a white kidnapper looking van is going around telling ppl about windows and stuff but its fake and they got away with 2 girls.
@HawkeyeInsider how is that decided?
Cupid has me in a choke hold.
Just take it from Bob Marley and don't worry about a thing \u261d\ufe0f\ud83d\ude0a\u2728
@Zbrehmer3 you know 300 is so similar to 2.
JUST WON LUKE BRYAN TICKETS THANKS TO @925XTU !!!!!!!!! me and @johnny3495 woooo #foreverhappy
@tyker3rollin @ltgreenpetree ask someone!
@krisvire and I'm still leaving plays out. Stopping now. #sorryplaywrights
I'm seriously pissed .
@jakemillermusic your muscle is bigger than my head. Can I be in your arms \ud83d\ude02
@a_volppp ooh kinky \ud83d\ude0f but I don't think you would love fryer grease on your finger
@WachelLynn I know, I am peeing my pants of excitement
@PrincessAliciia heck yes!!!
@kasiamurphy @stivey2015 school ruins EVERYTHING\ud83d\ude2d
Listening to old school shania twain while laying in bed? Yep. I'm doing that.
@LatinGlitter So, both? Haha, congrats & I hope you feel better soon! Always here! \ud83d\ude0a
Are you awake out there @dreebby2
@Kassii1995 oh good!!! :)
My mom ruins a lot.
made me cry. Just a little.
When you reach your breaking point...there is no turning around
2nd day in a row I'm babysitting from 9 to 630 for free. I'm an idiot
I need to stop listening to music, charge my phone & take a shower.
@mmbruce did Dan tell you that we are going to the bruins flyers game?
@auditorydemise its so goooooood
@LoGoeOnYoHoDoe @gonzo330 beautiful egg
These scrapes on my knees seriously need to go...holy shit.
Migrane, and i have to work 7.5...time for #RedBull
I don\u2019t care who you want to win, these refs are terrible!
@MeganShattles Your so gay
@annaotherround ha we met them off the street
hy tiara harin
@morganzorzaa I miss seeing your face.
@laurenndewey throw it
Oh, Miley. Crying for all the younger girls who will watch your new music video. \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\udc4e
@MD_TheBigL yeah. It is
No one really knows what it is.
Yeah I love it haha
Does anyone know where you can get a hookah pen in Sioux Falls? #needed
Massabesic Vs Sanford aka Inbreds Vs Crack babies
@stubbyhusker I beat my students with oak tree branches to motivate them.
Four hours seems like four years, sometimes.
@ParisJackson my mom saw the same thing and to this day doesn't know who it was
I feel like I could be the best boyfriend...
That was honestly tho the best hug I've ever gotten. I'm getting butterflies just thinking about it\ud83d\ude0d Merry Christmas to me\ud83d\ude0f\ud83d\ude48 #WhatACutie\ud83d\udc95
It's too obvious
Thank god Billy Cundiff is gone
@kisforkendyl hopefully getting them soon
BEST NIGHT OF THE YEAR #VSFASHIONSHOW
@justinbieber 7 MINTES JUSTIN REALLY I Am stAYINF UP I HAVE ACHOOL IN THE MORNING
The best person in the world was here :))