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I guess I could get out of bed now.. #LoveThursdays
@bvilledvl7 ill tell him in person.
@_bethwhite is she like the same age?
My dog >>
Why don't you go Ping off of a Fucking cliff !!!! God I fucking hate you!
@Kevinplant34 I love you too klever kevin
@Nickielee21 oh I got it was gunna say. Ill just melt away. Lol just kidding I couldn't do that
Work 3-8 with my favorites! Atleast I'll get a lot of great laughs in today :)
Jake and Tamara are the most annoying couple in glad they broke up ew
Now the 2 mediocre middle aged girls sit alone again, with nothing to talk about looking around
Why can't I always be there instead..
@KhanaOttsune Primary reason I stopped gaming. That and the fact people like to rage on people who are new to the game.
@SteeloBrim lovin this marathon of #Ridiculousness and your gorgeous face on my screen!
oh god here we go again
What's going on tonight?
@chachallen gosh Zach I'm sorry everyone knows I love hockey too!!!! #noworries
When I volunteered to work tonight ... \ud83d\ude12
@hatriick HAHAHA
road trip to Toledo \ud83d\udc4c
Like who the hell does candy crush think it is telling me I can't play for 25 more minutes
I wonder if people can tell how much I miss my bffff?
I have to actually give hints in my tweets that it's a song, not about anyone.. \ud83d\ude02
just laying outside on a bench, all alone :/
@Kelssss_14 let's watch Harry potter after the guys go to bed.
Today=best day ever.
Nothing better than egg whites w/turkey! NOT!
In case you forgot how bad I've been down, just ask around because you know this town loves to run it's mouth.
Lets go Cards, nothing good happens to a devil on Easter Sunday.
Dear @ThisIsAllNowNY ! @onedirection is currently staying in NY if you could ever so kindly go find them & bring them to me,I'd be so happy!
Got my teeth cleaned for the first time in 4 years and I have no cavities! #booyah
@kirstin_kravik thats a lot of awkward!
@AVONoah @VineLoop Oh my gosh yes!!
I'm easily amused by the smallest things. And I love it.
Back 2 Ballin
Braden cracks me up
I am so incredibly blessed
Forgive but don't forget
294- You're fun to text, but we only talked a couple times.
@melissaeck I down for whenever. Woulda been out more but @panduhh had been conveniently forgetting to text me
Topic in the car right now #BroTalk
i have so many nice clothes that are way too big for me wtff
The big ticket reppin the c's in his 15th all-star game! Most passionate player to ever play the game #anythingispossibleeee
Every song is out of tune, just like you @woahtaku @keshasuxx
I smell like a fire.
@SidneyReneeJ hahaha yes love it!! And I knowww caramel vodka was bad news hahah
Wind 3.8 mph SE. Barometer 29.91 in, Steady. Temperature 73.0 \u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 57%
Late breakfast with @Billiam_10 :)
I don't even know what to do...
@maaryyymeeee hehe I was hoping you'd see this! I forgot I had it actually haha I haven't used it in so long!!
@FaZeSwan you.
@HinckleyCaj aren't not isn't
I'M GLAD MADDIE IS MY FRIEND. SHE'S AMAZING AND IF SHE ISN'T YOUR FRIEND YOU'RE MISSING OUT. #jsyk
Bed time \ud83d\ude34 #Nighty
Where'd the moon go? \ud83d\ude33
I'd save you in hopes that you'd save me
Whoa! Two runners VANISHED during the Jerusalem Marathon! No worries, they'll probably show up in 3 days!
Like 80% of the school is sick. If they're not, they will be now
Or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?
Watching #outcold at work.. todays a good day!
@kayla_edgar @RagingRanda soo...pretty much your dad? Lol
@soJAMIE_truth oooooo my JAMUS!!!!! I'm praying love!
Happy Birrfffdaaayyy to @BrittanyMarie06 ! <3
Haters are my motivators
@C_Murphyy we played Ithaca
Oh and by the way, Cody has a nipple piercing. \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02
@Ryan__Meek it's the ones right behind the jail?
At the chiro right now chillin in the little waiting room ahhh come on man #placestobe
I want to rage tonight.
@katieyourlady thanks Katie \ud83d\udc9c!!
well then
I'm dressed like I don't give a fuck today and I'm completely ok with that
This Dallas/LA game is about to be turnt up though...big game, let's see who shows up
Time invested for me usually means time wasted \ud83d\ude0f
I can't believe I missed the season premier of the show I've been waiting months to come back... #ashamed \ud83d\ude33
@1inStripes lol Diaw with a three
#IfYouKnowMeYouKnowThat I absolutely do not care what people think of me, I have no filter either
@TheLittleTobes the screen on the inside is twice as big as an iPad.
When your boobs are too big to fit in pink bras<<<<<<<
@BabyGoon_1 Yay!
@Chases_knee023 that's awesome!
It's.raining,its.pouring this day seems so boring...
Tyler underscore mtv
Sending all those goodnight texts last night made me feel so good! \u263a\ufe0f #happy
all too well by taylor swift is perfect
@marjory_ellen_ go ahead and take a seat with the rest of the haters, I'll get to you soon
No matter what I do or who I'm around, I'm missing you.
@beththyen I won't! Don't worry Beth \ud83d\ude09
@ktordoff13 You had a crazy night too? Lol
Give me an Inari Fox and I'll forgive you
I need a tutor for geology #seriously
I can't wait to sleep in next week wow
@DedeBabii yea you know I do lol
It's too cold for ice cream
@BUFootball should have saved bad game for UT. Could have still won that one. @ESPNCFB @CollegeGameDay
I'm scared to leave the basement, it's too hot at ground level #34Degrees
I just bad a dream that me @itsmadyyy and @kenzzzzee went sledding and Kenzie hit her knee and cried \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02
@Eaglefly124 That photo of the younger brother standing behind the 8-year-old kid he was about to murder says it all.
Who not Jo . Milwaukee. Roommate. March.
everyone just sits on their phones and stares at the clock during this class, literally.
i hate the rain