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The year of the cat #emaw
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I need a ride to the hockey game
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It's really getting to me.
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Text when your drunk? Cool I'll text you like I don't give a fuck #pathetic
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And right about now, #kcchiefs fans are realizing that their game isn't on in Kirksville.
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I just got really bored so I twerked on my mom...
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Your bullshit stinkin up this place
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my brother is such a little scammer
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Going out on nights >>>
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@12Reiman total sarcasm
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I am so unbelievably tired
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@istytehcrawk @bunn1 I'm hoping to have all homework mostly done before Chicago though so we'll see. Maybe I'll just have you guys edit it.
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I just wanna lay in bed all night & watch sappy movies & cuddle \ud83d\ude2b
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I'm ready for football #SeniorYear
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That episode of catfish made me cry WHY DIDN'T THEY WORK OUT
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@SoperOlivia gotchyu \ud83d\udc4c
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@RSherman_25. The reason Darrell Revis was feeling disrespected because he was by the NYJ. #NFL
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omg were on break I seriously forgot
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WAIT! Wait...wait.....THEY'RE TELLING SANSA?!?!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #GameofThrones
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I wish @amandabynes would tweet me :(
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Focus on Collin if you want to go to college...@RUBYparkin \ud83d\udc81
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Satan called and he wants his weather back. \ud83d\udc7f\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udd25
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In 48 hours, I will be arriving at Penn Station. #InvadeTheRock @Jets57 @Section_329 @NYIslesFans
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Quoted from book written in 1725, \He was the first fruit if his father and mother's nocturnal labours.\" Strange way of saying he's oldest."
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Why does everyone come to me when they need alcohol? News flash I'm not 21!
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I can't even remember the last time I had McDonald's.. This is a major problem.
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@rachelkreid you should see The Call. Way more suspenseful
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I'm so fucking pissed off.
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I've been wanting ice cream all freaking week
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\I can't wait to go to penn state tomorrow, I'm gonna drink my face off after this week\" whatta lucky bitch"
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I'd love to make it to a game at every baseball stadium in the country before I die #bucketlist \u26be\u2764
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\ud83d\ude11
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2nd day lego
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Foot cramps<<<< #ouch
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@laxchic4519 okay true
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@Kellouw_Love loves when I sing to him
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@hallies13 lovie youu
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I'm so excited I won't be able to sleep for the next 2 weeks!
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My mom is a fuckin PSYCHO holy shit.
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5/12 \ud83d\udcb0
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@warrenwho_ OMG I forgot you put that on. nightmares for dayz
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@DStjepic Ok swag up! \ud83d\ude18 sleep so lovely
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If I could I would be on tumblr all day everyday. But then I would have no life \ud83d\ude12
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Who wants to chill?
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@__SeptembersOwn every season
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@thowl_ you never even wanna hangout with me and @B_Cicc anymore
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@rmelosi the bros and I will drink a beer or 12 for you.
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@ChanceWebbb maybe later when i shower
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Probably just gonna go cry for a few hours.. Emotionally drained\ud83d\ude1e today<<
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@terrellewilson beware when changing her diaper, my mom said we used to sneak away & eat those noodles all the time. Must be a nice texture
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just having my imaginary daily disputes
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I think I'm staying in tonight. Went to hard the last two nights.
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Time to relax and put in my favorite movie. #StepBrothers
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You're the biggest idiot for screwing him over. I would love to be given the chance you just had one more time to treat him how he deserves
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R/t for s/o
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@krysshae hey snatch I invite you to do things \ud83d\ude14
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@DomIzzoWDAY Bison score early from Brock to Vraa and the defense wins one for Grant. 24 to 10.
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How could you go from being literally perfect to looking like an alien now lol it doesn't make sense
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@jermp09 its such a good memory.
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Hope he's ready to stay after and help me with this\ud83d\ude1d #myteacherhatesme
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Milk and oreos time
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@Bireezy12 you've got nothing on me because your entire house smells like a pepper factory.
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but I still love the Knicks! \ud83d\ude18 #Loyalty
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Christmas shopping \ud83d\ude03\ud83c\udf85\ud83c\udf84\u2744\ufe0f\u26c4\ufe0f
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Honestly so proud of how educated my school is. Little geniuses.
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@fucktyler my name is Lucas so tweet to me bc you always rap about #golfwang
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Actually a lot of the people that were 8th graders last year which are 9th graders now actually liked me soooo.
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If I ever ran into @AllTimeLow at target, I'd cry.
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It's all about the people you sit next to #baseball #Twins
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GET EMERY OUT OF YHE FUCKING NET
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Class with @lysssmithhh & @_YourFavTopic today \ud83d\ude02
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S/o to grandma for the Miller pajamas. She knows me so well.
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@tantalizingtina @TeamTahiryxo @sassykiesh10 @DamnSheBadd0828 @BellazMom216 hahahahaha!
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Bout to make a move soon that's gonna shock the world
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Fuck throwing up! #sosick
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I want your hot love and emotion endlessly
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The Browns have fired Head Coach Rob Chudzinski after going 4-12 in his first season.
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I hate getting up this early for work..,, oh well I'm making money
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I'm pretty sure there's an entire colony in there. What do I do.
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That would be a huge life change for me i have to buy all new clothes
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In the mood to chill and stay up all night
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Omg I've never been more annoyed, what did I do wrong.
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Not being able to walk after your punishment >>>>
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So happy my boyfriend was able to watch my games today.. makes me so happy \ud83d\ude0a
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Isaiah 40:28-31
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@brandon_farias all summer long.
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If he cheated once before it'll be just as easy for him to do it again.
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@blaken10 you aren't missing much at the moment where I'm at! Breakdownssss
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@cwotd love that beer
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Who's trying to do something
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South Park marathon>>>>
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@aIIysaaa me ? \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02
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All I wanna do is sleep, an NOT work !\ud83d\ude34
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What about us, what about everything we've been through
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Ew whyyyy
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I don't like that my baby isn't feeling well & feels he needs to sleep in the spare bedroom. I miss having him beside me in bed. \ud83d\ude1e
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Who wants the 6k?
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I'm not driving to work. Nope
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Figures
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@gallorymould you're hot and when you're in that one dress you know it
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