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The year of the cat #emaw
I need a ride to the hockey game
It's really getting to me.
Text when your drunk? Cool I'll text you like I don't give a fuck #pathetic
And right about now, #kcchiefs fans are realizing that their game isn't on in Kirksville.
I just got really bored so I twerked on my mom...
Your bullshit stinkin up this place
my brother is such a little scammer
Going out on nights >>>
@12Reiman total sarcasm
I am so unbelievably tired
@istytehcrawk @bunn1 I'm hoping to have all homework mostly done before Chicago though so we'll see. Maybe I'll just have you guys edit it.
I just wanna lay in bed all night & watch sappy movies & cuddle \ud83d\ude2b
I'm ready for football #SeniorYear
That episode of catfish made me cry WHY DIDN'T THEY WORK OUT
@SoperOlivia gotchyu \ud83d\udc4c
@RSherman_25. The reason Darrell Revis was feeling disrespected because he was by the NYJ. #NFL
omg were on break I seriously forgot
WAIT! Wait...wait.....THEY'RE TELLING SANSA?!?!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #GameofThrones
I wish @amandabynes would tweet me :(
Focus on Collin if you want to go to college...@RUBYparkin \ud83d\udc81
Satan called and he wants his weather back. \ud83d\udc7f\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udd25
In 48 hours, I will be arriving at Penn Station. #InvadeTheRock @Jets57 @Section_329 @NYIslesFans
Quoted from book written in 1725, \He was the first fruit if his father and mother's nocturnal labours.\" Strange way of saying he's oldest."
Why does everyone come to me when they need alcohol? News flash I'm not 21!
I can't even remember the last time I had McDonald's.. This is a major problem.
@rachelkreid you should see The Call. Way more suspenseful
I'm so fucking pissed off.
I've been wanting ice cream all freaking week
\I can't wait to go to penn state tomorrow, I'm gonna drink my face off after this week\" whatta lucky bitch"
I'd love to make it to a game at every baseball stadium in the country before I die #bucketlist \u26be\u2764
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2nd day lego
Foot cramps<<<< #ouch
@laxchic4519 okay true
@Kellouw_Love loves when I sing to him
@hallies13 lovie youu
I'm so excited I won't be able to sleep for the next 2 weeks!
My mom is a fuckin PSYCHO holy shit.
5/12 \ud83d\udcb0
@warrenwho_ OMG I forgot you put that on. nightmares for dayz
@DStjepic Ok swag up! \ud83d\ude18 sleep so lovely
If I could I would be on tumblr all day everyday. But then I would have no life \ud83d\ude12
Who wants to chill?
@__SeptembersOwn every season
@thowl_ you never even wanna hangout with me and @B_Cicc anymore
@rmelosi the bros and I will drink a beer or 12 for you.
@ChanceWebbb maybe later when i shower
Probably just gonna go cry for a few hours.. Emotionally drained\ud83d\ude1e today<<
@terrellewilson beware when changing her diaper, my mom said we used to sneak away & eat those noodles all the time. Must be a nice texture
just having my imaginary daily disputes
I think I'm staying in tonight. Went to hard the last two nights.
Time to relax and put in my favorite movie. #StepBrothers
You're the biggest idiot for screwing him over. I would love to be given the chance you just had one more time to treat him how he deserves
R/t for s/o
@krysshae hey snatch I invite you to do things \ud83d\ude14
@DomIzzoWDAY Bison score early from Brock to Vraa and the defense wins one for Grant. 24 to 10.
How could you go from being literally perfect to looking like an alien now lol it doesn't make sense
@jermp09 its such a good memory.
Hope he's ready to stay after and help me with this\ud83d\ude1d #myteacherhatesme
Milk and oreos time
@Bireezy12 you've got nothing on me because your entire house smells like a pepper factory.
but I still love the Knicks! \ud83d\ude18 #Loyalty
Christmas shopping \ud83d\ude03\ud83c\udf85\ud83c\udf84\u2744\ufe0f\u26c4\ufe0f
Honestly so proud of how educated my school is. Little geniuses.
@fucktyler my name is Lucas so tweet to me bc you always rap about #golfwang
Actually a lot of the people that were 8th graders last year which are 9th graders now actually liked me soooo.
If I ever ran into @AllTimeLow at target, I'd cry.
It's all about the people you sit next to #baseball #Twins
GET EMERY OUT OF YHE FUCKING NET
Class with @lysssmithhh & @_YourFavTopic today \ud83d\ude02
S/o to grandma for the Miller pajamas. She knows me so well.
@tantalizingtina @TeamTahiryxo @sassykiesh10 @DamnSheBadd0828 @BellazMom216 hahahahaha!
Bout to make a move soon that's gonna shock the world
Fuck throwing up! #sosick
I want your hot love and emotion endlessly
The Browns have fired Head Coach Rob Chudzinski after going 4-12 in his first season.
I hate getting up this early for work..,, oh well I'm making money
I'm pretty sure there's an entire colony in there. What do I do.
That would be a huge life change for me i have to buy all new clothes
In the mood to chill and stay up all night
Omg I've never been more annoyed, what did I do wrong.
Not being able to walk after your punishment >>>>
So happy my boyfriend was able to watch my games today.. makes me so happy \ud83d\ude0a
Isaiah 40:28-31
@brandon_farias all summer long.
If he cheated once before it'll be just as easy for him to do it again.
@blaken10 you aren't missing much at the moment where I'm at! Breakdownssss
@cwotd love that beer
Who's trying to do something
South Park marathon>>>>
@aIIysaaa me ? \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02
All I wanna do is sleep, an NOT work !\ud83d\ude34
What about us, what about everything we've been through
Ew whyyyy
I don't like that my baby isn't feeling well & feels he needs to sleep in the spare bedroom. I miss having him beside me in bed. \ud83d\ude1e
Who wants the 6k?
I'm not driving to work. Nope
Figures
@gallorymould you're hot and when you're in that one dress you know it