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@alyssamorgan70 I love you too
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@whomptie great app.
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@tannerolson I'm not at my house. So I cannot say.
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Man, just having clothes fit you perfectly >>>>
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someone take me to moes
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@J_RiiV haha
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I can't even get a wrap around how perfect my life is right now
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@VanesssaGory how?!
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Catching Fire was life changing, except for the end
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It was never bass to mouth!
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I love getting delivered pizza from @CocoDreezy and @AmyChuk at work. So lucky to have such wonderful friends. Finally home though! #sleepy
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@golf_jrk terrible coaching. 3 batters ago.... should have pulled him
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Mile High is not happy with that one, Manning.
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@jyliantereso @kylebastos his phone is dead
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I wanna go home\ud83d\ude37\ud83d\ude2d
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I have cake all over my face from the cake fight last night. Best Greek Week ever \ud83c\udf70
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To think that I would've been in training right now if it were last year and the year before. Basically it's my first summer back.
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Need to cheer up.
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Being done working >>>
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Three weeks. Missing you each and every day! \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\udc36
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@tinytor20 We know what friends are for! ;)
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I'm trying to get you hot and wet you know jacuzzi that shit.
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was so excited to go to the Melt with @Kaleigh_Boylan, and i just realized i have to go to work. for 3 hours. fuuuckshit.
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@MomoNoel147 i know right
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ill slap you offf that barstool - there goes another lawsuit.
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All that bullshits for the birds
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@KatyCutright I love you\ud83d\ude18
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@ChastityFallon learning about contemporary Christian music in my music class today. Lolololololol
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So much goin thru my head...I don't know what to think anymore...#confused
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@kirstenshelby .........
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My bed has never felt so amazing, ever.
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Which actually means drunk fest \u270c
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Could this day seriously get any worse
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@AdamSchefter well they're on cocaine
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You're irrelevant
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Fuckin a Weeden. You had so much time there.
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Let's see if I can boil these eggs without ruining them. #TerribleChef
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Steven Ridley is paralyzed
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@killby_ that song is fantastic
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Going in my shop today because atleast I could build a wall if I got that bored
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Were @Bxtch_Im_3Hunna
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@TorriiRosee great. Your probably not going to get cut. Grrr ill be in town though so better sale those calendars!!!!
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@IU_Mr_Kirkwood I am in Nashville. I have an internship here for the summer! Such an awesome city
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@danaa_elise seriously! it's so bad too...you'd think some belong in elementary school still idk they need a reality check soon
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Already wish it was Friday
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Surprised Lebron could even jump with y'all swinging on his nuts.
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I have the next four days off!
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i cant wait to get a bunny leash tomorrow
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@cass_in_the_hat can't wait to get that Benjamin!
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@kbd2013 I'm not going to sleep yet so I'm still fully clothed:)
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always. thirsty.
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@Jordan_Shipley where at?
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You've had your chance. More than one. You blew every single one. Not my fault. That's all you.
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Today was a good day. \ud83d\udc4d
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First Watch \ud83d\ude0b
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@mollyyyyymm_ funny I've had this same thought.
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I seriously just want to rage the fuck out of twitter!! @Mariahlovesyou8 haha
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My pants ended up busting everyone
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@EaBuchanan yayyy! It's not the same for me either. What days do you have clinical?
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730 sounds like a good time to go to bed
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This is gonna make me mad..
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I was expecting a snow day, guess not.
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Sweatpants>> jeans
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Tina is concerned that I will get diabetes if i continue to work at Ritters
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I don't like jokes. So don't pull none on me because chances are real high that I probably won't like youuuuuuu
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Want to go home!!! #fuckthis
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going to bed at 8 o'clock because im a whiny butch in the morning
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Wonder how the roads are holding up, and how long my normal 50 min drive home will actually be.
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Idk how I pulled off a win this week. @BootyBowlChamp should change his twitter handle. You drafted a terrible team.
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@OGR47 My friend set her alarm for 3:45 tomorrow...that is early
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If I'm sleeping alone and someone turns the TV off I have nightmares.... DAD!!! YOU KNOW THAT!!!
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Leave at 8 you say? What time is it now? 11? And we still arent leaving.
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Today has been a great day!!! \u263a\ud83d\udc4d
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I feel like that was about me.
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Okay Laura, lets try actually taking a piss in the bathroom #facepalm
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So over the snow I just want summer
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about to say screw this homework and rent a movie
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Me and quigley about to be on the work flow together!
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It really tips my wagon when girls take pictures and you can straight up tell they're pushing their boobs up. Not cute
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@mackenziee_cook but I think you're the best... We can't both be the best? \ud83d\ude09
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\you can't twerk in the mall. this is not a club, this is a mall\" - patrons of adobe's easton"
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Can your eyes freeze in your head?
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@tianaparker20 I think so.
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If you favorited that tweet and didn't text me I hate you bye
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@ADDibleee I'm here!
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I'm so darn lucky!
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I hate being sober
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@DaGurl4rmBigD been a fan since 1979 , I remember when they went 1-15, I was a fan before, during and after
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Emily said she was close. Like almost here. That was 10 minutes ago \ud83d\ude11\ud83d\ude12
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We have school today .. Is this real life?
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I stick up for all my friends. Idc who you are, but i will NOT let you talk crap about them. Yah hear? Good.
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I don't even remember getting in a car wreck just waking up to people freaking out
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@nehmieee really? And I would to if I had my clothes
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Ahh it's good to have data again #USA
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Punt it kc
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moose just told us all he went to jersey tonight this is the funniest night of my life.
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Why are you feet swollen.?!\ud83d\ude2a
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realistically, i'll be happy if i even get two of those finished.
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@datsdawson are y'all championship contenders this year?
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It's such a nice day out but I am stuck in school/:
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