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@alyssamorgan70 I love you too
@whomptie great app.
@tannerolson I'm not at my house. So I cannot say.
Man, just having clothes fit you perfectly >>>>
someone take me to moes
@J_RiiV haha
I can't even get a wrap around how perfect my life is right now
@VanesssaGory how?!
Catching Fire was life changing, except for the end
It was never bass to mouth!
I love getting delivered pizza from @CocoDreezy and @AmyChuk at work. So lucky to have such wonderful friends. Finally home though! #sleepy
@golf_jrk terrible coaching. 3 batters ago.... should have pulled him
Mile High is not happy with that one, Manning.
@jyliantereso @kylebastos his phone is dead
I wanna go home\ud83d\ude37\ud83d\ude2d
I have cake all over my face from the cake fight last night. Best Greek Week ever \ud83c\udf70
To think that I would've been in training right now if it were last year and the year before. Basically it's my first summer back.
Need to cheer up.
Being done working >>>
Three weeks. Missing you each and every day! \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\udc36
@tinytor20 We know what friends are for! ;)
I'm trying to get you hot and wet you know jacuzzi that shit.
was so excited to go to the Melt with @Kaleigh_Boylan, and i just realized i have to go to work. for 3 hours. fuuuckshit.
@MomoNoel147 i know right
ill slap you offf that barstool - there goes another lawsuit.
All that bullshits for the birds
@KatyCutright I love you\ud83d\ude18
@ChastityFallon learning about contemporary Christian music in my music class today. Lolololololol
So much goin thru my head...I don't know what to think anymore...#confused
@kirstenshelby .........
My bed has never felt so amazing, ever.
Which actually means drunk fest \u270c
Could this day seriously get any worse
@AdamSchefter well they're on cocaine
You're irrelevant
Fuckin a Weeden. You had so much time there.
Let's see if I can boil these eggs without ruining them. #TerribleChef
Steven Ridley is paralyzed
@killby_ that song is fantastic
Going in my shop today because atleast I could build a wall if I got that bored
Were @Bxtch_Im_3Hunna
@TorriiRosee great. Your probably not going to get cut. Grrr ill be in town though so better sale those calendars!!!!
@IU_Mr_Kirkwood I am in Nashville. I have an internship here for the summer! Such an awesome city
@danaa_elise seriously! it's so bad too...you'd think some belong in elementary school still idk they need a reality check soon
Already wish it was Friday
Surprised Lebron could even jump with y'all swinging on his nuts.
I have the next four days off!
i cant wait to get a bunny leash tomorrow
@cass_in_the_hat can't wait to get that Benjamin!
@kbd2013 I'm not going to sleep yet so I'm still fully clothed:)
always. thirsty.
@Jordan_Shipley where at?
You've had your chance. More than one. You blew every single one. Not my fault. That's all you.
Today was a good day. \ud83d\udc4d
First Watch \ud83d\ude0b
@mollyyyyymm_ funny I've had this same thought.
I seriously just want to rage the fuck out of twitter!! @Mariahlovesyou8 haha
My pants ended up busting everyone
@EaBuchanan yayyy! It's not the same for me either. What days do you have clinical?
730 sounds like a good time to go to bed
This is gonna make me mad..
I was expecting a snow day, guess not.
Sweatpants>> jeans
Tina is concerned that I will get diabetes if i continue to work at Ritters
I don't like jokes. So don't pull none on me because chances are real high that I probably won't like youuuuuuu
Want to go home!!! #fuckthis
going to bed at 8 o'clock because im a whiny butch in the morning
Wonder how the roads are holding up, and how long my normal 50 min drive home will actually be.
Idk how I pulled off a win this week. @BootyBowlChamp should change his twitter handle. You drafted a terrible team.
@OGR47 My friend set her alarm for 3:45 tomorrow...that is early
If I'm sleeping alone and someone turns the TV off I have nightmares.... DAD!!! YOU KNOW THAT!!!
Leave at 8 you say? What time is it now? 11? And we still arent leaving.
Today has been a great day!!! \u263a\ud83d\udc4d
I feel like that was about me.
Okay Laura, lets try actually taking a piss in the bathroom #facepalm
So over the snow I just want summer
about to say screw this homework and rent a movie
Me and quigley about to be on the work flow together!
It really tips my wagon when girls take pictures and you can straight up tell they're pushing their boobs up. Not cute
@mackenziee_cook but I think you're the best... We can't both be the best? \ud83d\ude09
\you can't twerk in the mall. this is not a club, this is a mall\" - patrons of adobe's easton"
Can your eyes freeze in your head?
@tianaparker20 I think so.
If you favorited that tweet and didn't text me I hate you bye
@ADDibleee I'm here!
I'm so darn lucky!
I hate being sober
@DaGurl4rmBigD been a fan since 1979 , I remember when they went 1-15, I was a fan before, during and after
Emily said she was close. Like almost here. That was 10 minutes ago \ud83d\ude11\ud83d\ude12
We have school today .. Is this real life?
I stick up for all my friends. Idc who you are, but i will NOT let you talk crap about them. Yah hear? Good.
I don't even remember getting in a car wreck just waking up to people freaking out
@nehmieee really? And I would to if I had my clothes
Ahh it's good to have data again #USA
Punt it kc
moose just told us all he went to jersey tonight this is the funniest night of my life.
Why are you feet swollen.?!\ud83d\ude2a
realistically, i'll be happy if i even get two of those finished.
@datsdawson are y'all championship contenders this year?
It's such a nice day out but I am stuck in school/: