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Lebron, it's called TEAMWORK
Watching this drunk guy at bdubs >
Can't wait for buckhorn Saturday
Does anyone have headphones I can barrow for a little
@Ashleelynn6298 they do occasionally but not much as guys do it
Beach time \u2600
You know it's going to be a bad day when your total hours of sleep are less than half the total hours of work. \ud83d\ude1e\ud83d\ude34 #blamethestinkbugs
@JayyLindsayy @theemissler7 what If he wasn't talking about you \ud83d\ude02
Work is so slowwwww . I wanna go home early!
#ThingsPeopleLieAbout how many people they've been with
@GoodingAdam open gym tomorrow
@EdEddNFastEddie will you be in town to take me?
@lanepawlowski thats me! Biggest slut ever!
You want a Maserati?
Fell asleep on the couch and slept through the beginning of the storm\ud83d\ude02 I'm pathetic. #BedTime
that awkward moment when you're not in the NHS group...
@AkaJuanPablo nah bro I'm not into that lol, but if they are asking for it then.....\ud83d\ude0f
Of course as soon as I bring my fishing stuff home the weather decides to be perfect for it..
So tired \ud83d\ude14
Well I'm about to do one of the only things enjoyable #sleep.
@kassiekremer 9 people get kidnapped and are a linked together and they need to figure out why they're there. The kidnapper kills one
@Kzenzy how long are your grandparents in town?
@lexivogel123 unprotect your tweets ..
\It's only been an hour\" \"I'VE DONE SO MUCH, I'VE DONE SO MUCH.\" Seriously this is awesome."
I actually cannot believe what I just saw....
Omw ta my docs appt nd im hungry
@brandoc22 when are you going to go hit?
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I can't wait till my mom gets home with chick fil a
This is all too much right now \ud83d\ude33
I feel like the girls on Girl Code would be psycho girlfriends
Being in all basketball stuff during a cheerleading competition. <
8mile bangin
@MadisonSanchez_ I'm new on marks team. You need to play tomorrow!
Anyone would work the freshman class. Js. Not just jefferson boys.
Florida \ud83d\ude0d
@mikecwright wrong
How everyone is at school and im just waking up. >>>>>
Like a am irate at the moment.
Please excuse the last two pictures I put on Instagram
My hamster is so mean...
Worrying
I'm having one of those moments where your tired but can't fall asleep and I hate it bc I'm exhausted \ud83d\ude14\ud83d\ude34
When Nana actually cooks >>>>
Don't you worry about getting fixed up, when you wake up your pretty enough
@CarlyFries24 I need me a good cup cake
@Jacob_Strauch I'm not sure yet, at least 5 days I think is the team protocol
@danieleniccole is probably one of the most stubborn girls ive ever met
I am now thoroughly worn out #goodnight
@Torree10 at least it will be warm out. You will be able to let it air out.
@emilywarnerrr @lilnibs1 duh and hes the person I'm always with
#boredddd
My phone keeps taking random screenshots. #confused
@hayleyy_crum not fair....
@nicole_woody7 just saying, that's something someone who's pregnant would say
@svogel5 @Bucky320 videos sure to cum #getit?
Being able to talk to someone about everything even though you don't talk that often>>> #latenightphonecalls #bestguyfriend
I have a serious phone case obsession.
Shouldn't have told my mom about the check I got from the school \ud83d\udc4e\ud83d\ude22
@AryanaMaldonado really? And u didn't come say hi? #whaterrr
@MikeValenti971 uk ok then my answer is F#cking neither lol
If you weren't so pathetic and unsuccessful, I'd probably be rude to you. But you've got enough issues.\ud83d\udc81
I can't wait till i get locked in a room for 24hrs with wires on my head being video taped non stop\ud83d\ude04 #why
And forgot my badge so couldn't get in the building. Of course security is located on the total opposite side of the building.
@Danielson83 Tara Reid is my Homeboy.
For a girlfriend.
All i hear is freakin Larry the Cable Guy. Dad, go to bed.
Why are there commercials every 5 seconds
Where do people like you come from?
@KevCoisms no you have to clean up vom instead
Literally crying at this conversation.
@reneebshor @siljestevenson @katerina147spn @inomjena @deansbaby2y5 Your welcome darlin!
America's self-love culture cannot accept a clear standard of right and wrong. Where there is no sin there is no need for a savior.
Today was an exceptionally well day! #WorkLife
@Blovley2012 yeah. That what I figured. I probably look on amazon and see. :)
You know you have good relationship when you can trade phones for the day and not worry
@grover1024 Yes. February of next year assuming all goes well I'll be on a cruise.
@THErealDVORAK most of them can probably tell you that Carrie Fisher will be in the next Star Wars movie.
@HFazekas parade
@Austin_Beil11 pirates still have a series to play
@Cassidy_1Paige thanks for letting me vent to you. \ud83d\ude18 Loveyou
@stevienojobs @michaelstrahm I hate you guys \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc4d
Apologizing for how much ive been complaining but im in such a shit mood
Well tomorrow night is gonna suck some major ass at this rate...
Tomorrow is gonna be so fun. \u263a
I am thoroughly fuckin confused
@J_Mohrr6 it's killin me haha
I am obviously the most blessed pastor in the world. Love my church @ClementsBaptist love these boys!!
@labishop1020 idk I wasn't good at percentages at school
@gharpe1 when it's raining and she says... Can I have one last First kiss... I die a little inside
I'm a sucker for a good back rub \ud83d\ude0f
@KyrstenKaiser we better be going together!
Remember when I was in highschool... kids.. they never grow up lol
I always give people massages and I never get them back ... im in desperate need of one! #timetocollect #sosore
To the station. Draft day!
@tiannatomato yay. #Teamiphone finally. \ud83d\ude04\ud83d\ude3b\ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4d
They need to come out with the new S3 update though
I really don't feel good, don't want to take this test, & don't want to spend all night studying for another one. #annoyed
@dani_obrien26 fuck him! you deserve way better..
Netflix alone \ud83d\udc4c exactly what I wanted to do on my Friday night... #not