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Today's the day Ive been waiting for for so long. #mac #apple
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I'm finally getting around to watching Love, Actually. St. John's pick of a movie best not disappoint.
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Why have an advisor meeting in the library? Shut up please
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Your personality sucks
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I want Chinese... Bad. \ud83c\udf5c\ud83c\udf5a
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Bout that time to soak up the atmosphere of @UNDfootball #TailgateAlley #GettinChills
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@CoachPitinoFIU welcome to the #Gophers
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I dont think guys relize that girls live on with there insecurities
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So tired of hearing the words \Black Friday\" on TV. The malls close in 2 hours, you can stop now...please"
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Instead of 140 characters tweets should be limited to your iQ number
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I believe in fairies... I also believe punching one in the face would shut that whiney voice right up! #FairyFairyQuiteContrary
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#ChevyProbs
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@RachelAlbrechtt #Loser \ud83d\ude46
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My Instagram isn't loading. \ud83d\ude2d
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\Babe it's a drive bar in El Seg, nothing fancy\"// \"So don't wear this?\"\nfrom around the corner...\"I swear if it's something all sequiny...\""
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Getting the corvette after cheer tonight\ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc4d #thecar
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The neighbors said she moved away isn't it funny how it rained all day
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I'm the world's best at putting myself in awkward situations.
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I can find a dozen plot holes skank\ud83d\udc4e
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@MakeYouWoody then nap
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@danbearpig freak
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I love paige so much <3
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Watching lemonade mouth #watchyagunnado
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my dad trolls me more than people on the Internet \ud83d\ude12
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Why is everyone hating on me tonight? Damn...
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@KerriMPR @dailycircuit YESSSS!!!!
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I wonder what my mom is doing
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Lol, people really need to get over the fact that he told. I would do the same thing if I were him. #getoverit
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@cafrindorrell \ud83d\ude33? How you know?
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nothing like having your brakes go out and your windshield wipers quit working while driving home during a blizzard.
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@Jakermolovich after hockey season how about that?
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You bet I'm taking full advantage of these home cooked meals before I leave #nothingbetter
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If someone takes me to the Harry Potter theme park. I'll marry them. That simple. \ud83d\udc4c
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@jacksonlindsay1 @KippanM you made that much more dramatic than it should've been. \ud83d\ude09\ud83d\ude02
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well I just ordered all my christmas gifts for my family and they're expected to be in January 6th..\ud83d\udc4d cool.
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Just so you know, 3D glasses aren't sunglasses.
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Gang signs out the window yabishhh
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Crawling #LinkinPark
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Danny Green \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02
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Watching #HouseofVersace right now...great movie and great story to watch. I am totally tune in. Beautiful clothes and great legacy.
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proud to say I'm going to have a great night WITHOUT having to get messed up. stay safe everyone\ud83d\ude0a\ud83c\udf892\u20e30\u20e31\u20e34\u20e3
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@c_lloyd3 lol why? We all always just chill in our underwear..
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You can't undo a fall like this cause love don't know what distance is.\ud83d\udc95
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A good Monday is when you skip school and go to the mall\ud83d\ude0a
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Anyone going to the #pirates game want to meet up and get a drink before the game.
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One of THOSE days I guess...
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@WhiteyTighty10 @emiliekyler I fell for you jdub
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@JMcKinleyNYC @ProjectRunway #PRAllStars LOVED your Haute Couture, fabric combo was RISKY! best wishes on your next endeavor Joshua!
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I'm early to my 8 am, it's not freezing outside, what is life on this glorious Wednesday?
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\@JBLAAAAIR: it amazes me how someone can be friends with someone after they talk crap about them lol .. idk it's beyond me\""
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@megfoster12 thank you so much for the ride
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@whoa_mary Hiya, honey. Suddenly busy in a good way, on the homefront. Back in a bit. <3
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I love when people see Marilyn Monroe stuff and they think of me. #myidol \ud83d\udc8b
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What mom just told me >>>>>
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@DeeJayVizion no ! Its on right its jist really swollen!
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Pitch perfect just ended baybay
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@s_sparrow42 at least there's a sub in math sooo maybe you won't get moved. \ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude0b
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sometimes no matter how hard you try, you just fail.
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Going to bed , night twitter \ud83d\ude34\ud83d\udca4
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I miss them so bad and the only been gone hour.I pray they move at least 4 hours away .
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Changed my bio
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I seriously can't explain the hatred I have for you.
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Hahahah so many thirsty girls
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@berkemeyerjj I spent 6 months in NYC but it was after Sandy so it wasn't open.Friends did grab pics on her journey there which was awesome.
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I'm not going to that Kenny Chesney tailgate. I am the tailgate.. I am a holy vessel. I am Kenny Chesney drinking Molly holy water
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@JohnZSays you call it mental illness, I call it social advantage... And I'm pretty sure if you'd ask my wife she'd tell u I have the same
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So Chloe decides to Snapchat me after I told her we're done......
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@Walker_McGuire NEEDS to be on the radio NOW! #slightlyobsessed #sorrynotsorry
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@ericole_brady01 @virdzzzzz @greg_vaughan \nAwesome!
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@BobbiPenn For the fireworks?!?
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@meggaatronn no its not
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someone come over.
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Why do we have to lose and hour of sleep.. #dislike
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@AndrewHopkins14. Lol....
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Lunch outside with my peeps @Rickt501 @Beautiful_me42 @MWill_15
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This kids ugly Christmas sweater is perf I can't take a pic he'll definitely see me
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You suck at this caring shizzz. It's kind of a yes or no thing.
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Don't jump in front of a bullet you weren't meant for
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#OrangeBowl Hoping NIU pulls off the Upset!!!!
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I will always want you.
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@wh0reh0use *throws fist up towards sky and proceeds to hip thrust everything and anything within reach*
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@ItsVinnyLol one bite ? :(
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Things such as clip size, caliber, requiring a license to own a gun, registering all guns, and mental/moral tests to own and operate guns.
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STIFF FUCKING ARM
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These two very... Fluffy women walked out of the gym in jeans. Uhhh.. what where do doing at the gym in jeans?
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Just realized why...
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Im fine.
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It's not one play. It's the whole game. Never give up.... Unless your benched... Then assemble a great cheer squad !
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AND HE STILL SCORES
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seriously carrie just fuck off
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fuckin aced that exam
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@emmybeavers me
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whyyyyyy am I still up
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Justin won't have sex with me :( of course
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This candy store is dangerous
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Rory is now aware of Rick
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@JCrossover Favorite all time movie?
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Just because you're having trouble in paradise doesn't mean I'm going to be right there for you. #youlostthat
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WALKING AROUND TOWN LJKE A SCUM
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@BoyleJamesR haha yeah!
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