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Today's the day Ive been waiting for for so long. #mac #apple
I'm finally getting around to watching Love, Actually. St. John's pick of a movie best not disappoint.
Why have an advisor meeting in the library? Shut up please
Your personality sucks
I want Chinese... Bad. \ud83c\udf5c\ud83c\udf5a
Bout that time to soak up the atmosphere of @UNDfootball #TailgateAlley #GettinChills
@CoachPitinoFIU welcome to the #Gophers
I dont think guys relize that girls live on with there insecurities
So tired of hearing the words \Black Friday\" on TV. The malls close in 2 hours, you can stop now...please"
Instead of 140 characters tweets should be limited to your iQ number
I believe in fairies... I also believe punching one in the face would shut that whiney voice right up! #FairyFairyQuiteContrary
#ChevyProbs
@RachelAlbrechtt #Loser \ud83d\ude46
My Instagram isn't loading. \ud83d\ude2d
\Babe it's a drive bar in El Seg, nothing fancy\"// \"So don't wear this?\"\nfrom around the corner...\"I swear if it's something all sequiny...\""
Getting the corvette after cheer tonight\ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc4d #thecar
The neighbors said she moved away isn't it funny how it rained all day
I'm the world's best at putting myself in awkward situations.
I can find a dozen plot holes skank\ud83d\udc4e
@MakeYouWoody then nap
@danbearpig freak
I love paige so much <3
Watching lemonade mouth #watchyagunnado
my dad trolls me more than people on the Internet \ud83d\ude12
Why is everyone hating on me tonight? Damn...
@KerriMPR @dailycircuit YESSSS!!!!
I wonder what my mom is doing
Lol, people really need to get over the fact that he told. I would do the same thing if I were him. #getoverit
@cafrindorrell \ud83d\ude33? How you know?
nothing like having your brakes go out and your windshield wipers quit working while driving home during a blizzard.
@Jakermolovich after hockey season how about that?
You bet I'm taking full advantage of these home cooked meals before I leave #nothingbetter
If someone takes me to the Harry Potter theme park. I'll marry them. That simple. \ud83d\udc4c
@jacksonlindsay1 @KippanM you made that much more dramatic than it should've been. \ud83d\ude09\ud83d\ude02
well I just ordered all my christmas gifts for my family and they're expected to be in January 6th..\ud83d\udc4d cool.
Just so you know, 3D glasses aren't sunglasses.
Gang signs out the window yabishhh
Crawling #LinkinPark
Danny Green \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02
Watching #HouseofVersace right now...great movie and great story to watch. I am totally tune in. Beautiful clothes and great legacy.
proud to say I'm going to have a great night WITHOUT having to get messed up. stay safe everyone\ud83d\ude0a\ud83c\udf892\u20e30\u20e31\u20e34\u20e3
@c_lloyd3 lol why? We all always just chill in our underwear..
You can't undo a fall like this cause love don't know what distance is.\ud83d\udc95
A good Monday is when you skip school and go to the mall\ud83d\ude0a
Anyone going to the #pirates game want to meet up and get a drink before the game.
One of THOSE days I guess...
@WhiteyTighty10 @emiliekyler I fell for you jdub
@JMcKinleyNYC @ProjectRunway #PRAllStars LOVED your Haute Couture, fabric combo was RISKY! best wishes on your next endeavor Joshua!
I'm early to my 8 am, it's not freezing outside, what is life on this glorious Wednesday?
\@JBLAAAAIR: it amazes me how someone can be friends with someone after they talk crap about them lol .. idk it's beyond me\""
@megfoster12 thank you so much for the ride
@whoa_mary Hiya, honey. Suddenly busy in a good way, on the homefront. Back in a bit. <3
I love when people see Marilyn Monroe stuff and they think of me. #myidol \ud83d\udc8b
What mom just told me >>>>>
@DeeJayVizion no ! Its on right its jist really swollen!
Pitch perfect just ended baybay
@s_sparrow42 at least there's a sub in math sooo maybe you won't get moved. \ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude0b
sometimes no matter how hard you try, you just fail.
Going to bed , night twitter \ud83d\ude34\ud83d\udca4
I miss them so bad and the only been gone hour.I pray they move at least 4 hours away .
Changed my bio
I seriously can't explain the hatred I have for you.
Hahahah so many thirsty girls
@berkemeyerjj I spent 6 months in NYC but it was after Sandy so it wasn't open.Friends did grab pics on her journey there which was awesome.
I'm not going to that Kenny Chesney tailgate. I am the tailgate.. I am a holy vessel. I am Kenny Chesney drinking Molly holy water
@JohnZSays you call it mental illness, I call it social advantage... And I'm pretty sure if you'd ask my wife she'd tell u I have the same
So Chloe decides to Snapchat me after I told her we're done......
@Walker_McGuire NEEDS to be on the radio NOW! #slightlyobsessed #sorrynotsorry
@ericole_brady01 @virdzzzzz @greg_vaughan \nAwesome!
@BobbiPenn For the fireworks?!?
@meggaatronn no its not
someone come over.
Why do we have to lose and hour of sleep.. #dislike
@AndrewHopkins14. Lol....
Lunch outside with my peeps @Rickt501 @Beautiful_me42 @MWill_15
This kids ugly Christmas sweater is perf I can't take a pic he'll definitely see me
You suck at this caring shizzz. It's kind of a yes or no thing.
Don't jump in front of a bullet you weren't meant for
#OrangeBowl Hoping NIU pulls off the Upset!!!!
I will always want you.
@wh0reh0use *throws fist up towards sky and proceeds to hip thrust everything and anything within reach*
@ItsVinnyLol one bite ? :(
Things such as clip size, caliber, requiring a license to own a gun, registering all guns, and mental/moral tests to own and operate guns.
STIFF FUCKING ARM
These two very... Fluffy women walked out of the gym in jeans. Uhhh.. what where do doing at the gym in jeans?
Just realized why...
Im fine.
It's not one play. It's the whole game. Never give up.... Unless your benched... Then assemble a great cheer squad !
AND HE STILL SCORES
seriously carrie just fuck off
fuckin aced that exam
@emmybeavers me
whyyyyyy am I still up
Justin won't have sex with me :( of course
This candy store is dangerous
Rory is now aware of Rick
@JCrossover Favorite all time movie?
Just because you're having trouble in paradise doesn't mean I'm going to be right there for you. #youlostthat
WALKING AROUND TOWN LJKE A SCUM
@BoyleJamesR haha yeah!