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Hey, at least the Packers won.
First 5 hours back home and I'm already back to the overnight subway shift. I'm not prepared.
I could NOT pick between these three.
\If it seems like it's too good to be true, it probably is.\" -My Muhfuckin' Mom!"
@Cris_tian_ everyone says that ad I've never watched it, I probably should haha.
@sierrawilkk No such thing. \ud83d\ude0a
Dont even know what to do with this shit anymore.
DOES ANYONE WANT TO GO TO CONEY ISLAND RIGHT NOW
@ashleyfelman same sista, hopefully we meet some sexy drunk men that will be extremely willing to buy us booze \ud83d\udc4d\ud83c\udf7b
You look stupid
That was the worse dream ever..
The 2015 Mustangs look like terrorist mobiles. #UGLY
@trevorcarpenter definitely not. Steelers.
Casual Fridays for geno. Love it. Welcome to New York
@FoxxyDanni beiber is just banking on what fame he has right now, in a few years hell end up like timberlake and the backstreet boys
first time in a while im falling asleep with a smile on my face
There sure is a lot of old people at sonic in henryetta. Old people must love corn dogs here.
@PaigeBellman @kmrbieber @mccluer_carlee @Kgarmatter @hannahroof41 tonight?!?!
@neilaj19 what's this devil look like
@baileykdonovan and that is the answer I was looking for \ud83d\ude4c who else is gonna tell brittney pinkowski she's adopted??
Hate the Polar Express so damn much.
@calimikey dang that was hard to guess
I need someone who excites me like you cann
Not a good idea to be watching Michael Myers right before bed \ud83d\ude48\ud83d\ude48\ud83d\ude48\ud83d\ude48
I just want things to be different...
Just thinking about my dad makes me wanna ball
@Lizzzaarrdd hahahahahahha. Yeah my brothers friends are kinda creepy. Some of them are cool though.
How cute. Lolololol #irritated
@Blacksept69 that's not lack of IQ then.
@lexiebeverly16 it's mediocre at best
How can I get so fucked up and still remember everything? #weird #goodtho
I love you babe, happy 8 months \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude18 @NickRichards__
Dang I left my stash in my car!
The only reason I am drinking tonight is to get the \warm blanket\" effect that alcohol gives you because it's fucking cold in my house"
@IronicallyGay worlds of fun?
It's a beautiful Sunday, and what makes it even MORE beautiful is that it's not a school night\u263a\ufe0f
Today was a good day. Tonight was better than good. \ud83d\ude0f
@taylorblakeman \ud83d\udc4etheirs always acro \ud83d\ude0f\ud83d\ude09
@max_allen02 I hate math that much
BALL GAME!! FISH WIN!
Farewell Kenny Powers, farewell....
Just the thought of having to work <<<<
Only person you can ever count on is yourself.
I hate how iMessage sometimes never works \ud83d\ude21
45 minutes behind at the doctors office... #sweet
Jon and I were two seconds from completely fist fighting
OMG TAYLOR SHOULD I MAKE COOKIES BROWNIES SO WE CAN EAT THEM TOMORROW???
@zakecarr plays for Heelan
I honestly feel like I have made no changes <<<<
I might as well just fucking stay up... Why can't I sleep \ud83d\ude22
Why do I always have to work on the most beautiful days \ud83d\ude14
Alright I'm gonna get dressed now
SORRY IM JUST TRYNA BE CIVIL
@madison_phillip Liam.....\ud83d\ude14
You have people out there worrying bout when there next meal is coming and sleeping out in the cold tonight. Prays go out to all them \ud83d\ude4f
The #SunBelt looks like they are playing in a high school gym
Holy cow.. It rains in Iowa!! #damn
Really nervous about this doctors appointment...
@Nicc_Nak i have a story to tell you !!!!!
@ItsJaydeBitch yeah I'm here with no one
@laurrranderson your the best \ud83d\ude18
@Margaret920 this is so true
my mom makes herselfcrack up by making her toes cramp #ewwmom
I think I just smelled something for the first time in my life\ud83d\ude33
This is such a throwback when me and @claire_reffitt would fight over who has more BBM contacts...#ImWinning
Life is a dog's dream. #freaksandgeeks marathon all day
#NoOneLikesYou
Lol you haven't talked to me in 2 months... why did that happen
the fact that i dont have to get up at 5:30 in the a.m. >>>>>
University of Louisville
I love chinese food
@jfuent19 coach wanted me to send a picture of you guys to make sure you were behaving. You caught, me yell at him..sorry you're camera shy
I know ha
@stdshelb @mai_uh_ basically don't fuq with us when it comes to open mic night...bring it white gurl
@krissywojcinski kinda but not really!
Coming home to my dog running and jumpinh on me is the best thing ever #puppylove
Paul said the greatest gift is love, can you imagine what would happen if we competed in loving others like we compete in everything else:)
@_Southern_Pearl what an asshole.
@erica_xox ill call you in 5
this summer is gunna be INSANE, i can already tell
Putting skinny jeans on right after getting them out of the dryer has got to be one of the worst thing ever. \ud83d\udd2b
Fun. Time!
@lee_leeraider why?\ud83d\ude02
Words can't describe how happy I am we don't have school tomorrow. #ihatehighschool
If they hate you, they're probably jealous of you. \ud83d\udc4c
Workout tiiiiiime #addicted
Fucking hate my moms boyfriend
Skipped school so that I could lay around and do nothing But wait, I have to rush to florence for my mom work 11-4 then work 5-7 WHATS LIFE
I want a marriage that is used to proclaim His kingdom.
@harleyyoungling @jacey_makaye_ so glad I seen you and @kbooty_96 toooo. Love you guyzzzz \u2764\ud83d\ude18
@CBruet15 jeans are good for a solid month if you ask me
Take a hint
Text bombing @cheyaker trying to make her feel better >
I like to see him say that in person like I would have.
#FreshmanAdvice if your little dramatic fights cause us to lose our phones, your first high school experience will be a living hell.
@juginn that's good try and find some time to relax and maybe watch some football.
I think everyone just got Connor's snapchat..
@Sindiewen You can always order physical copies online. I'm holding out for the compilations myself. Volume 1 was awesome.
@Sammyy_J_ let's do something Tuesday
@Abby_Holloway3 slut