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Hey, at least the Packers won.
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First 5 hours back home and I'm already back to the overnight subway shift. I'm not prepared.
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I could NOT pick between these three.
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\If it seems like it's too good to be true, it probably is.\" -My Muhfuckin' Mom!"
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@Cris_tian_ everyone says that ad I've never watched it, I probably should haha.
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@sierrawilkk No such thing. \ud83d\ude0a
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Dont even know what to do with this shit anymore.
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DOES ANYONE WANT TO GO TO CONEY ISLAND RIGHT NOW
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@ashleyfelman same sista, hopefully we meet some sexy drunk men that will be extremely willing to buy us booze \ud83d\udc4d\ud83c\udf7b
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You look stupid
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That was the worse dream ever..
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The 2015 Mustangs look like terrorist mobiles. #UGLY
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@trevorcarpenter definitely not. Steelers.
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Casual Fridays for geno. Love it. Welcome to New York
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@FoxxyDanni beiber is just banking on what fame he has right now, in a few years hell end up like timberlake and the backstreet boys
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first time in a while im falling asleep with a smile on my face
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There sure is a lot of old people at sonic in henryetta. Old people must love corn dogs here.
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@PaigeBellman @kmrbieber @mccluer_carlee @Kgarmatter @hannahroof41 tonight?!?!
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@neilaj19 what's this devil look like
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@baileykdonovan and that is the answer I was looking for \ud83d\ude4c who else is gonna tell brittney pinkowski she's adopted??
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Hate the Polar Express so damn much.
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@calimikey dang that was hard to guess
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I need someone who excites me like you cann
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Not a good idea to be watching Michael Myers right before bed \ud83d\ude48\ud83d\ude48\ud83d\ude48\ud83d\ude48
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I just want things to be different...
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Just thinking about my dad makes me wanna ball
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@Lizzzaarrdd hahahahahahha. Yeah my brothers friends are kinda creepy. Some of them are cool though.
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How cute. Lolololol #irritated
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@Blacksept69 that's not lack of IQ then.
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@lexiebeverly16 it's mediocre at best
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How can I get so fucked up and still remember everything? #weird #goodtho
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I love you babe, happy 8 months \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude18 @NickRichards__
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Dang I left my stash in my car!
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The only reason I am drinking tonight is to get the \warm blanket\" effect that alcohol gives you because it's fucking cold in my house"
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@IronicallyGay worlds of fun?
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It's a beautiful Sunday, and what makes it even MORE beautiful is that it's not a school night\u263a\ufe0f
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Today was a good day. Tonight was better than good. \ud83d\ude0f
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@taylorblakeman \ud83d\udc4etheirs always acro \ud83d\ude0f\ud83d\ude09
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@max_allen02 I hate math that much
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BALL GAME!! FISH WIN!
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Farewell Kenny Powers, farewell....
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Just the thought of having to work <<<<
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Only person you can ever count on is yourself.
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I hate how iMessage sometimes never works \ud83d\ude21
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45 minutes behind at the doctors office... #sweet
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Jon and I were two seconds from completely fist fighting
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OMG TAYLOR SHOULD I MAKE COOKIES BROWNIES SO WE CAN EAT THEM TOMORROW???
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@zakecarr plays for Heelan
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I honestly feel like I have made no changes <<<<
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I might as well just fucking stay up... Why can't I sleep \ud83d\ude22
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Why do I always have to work on the most beautiful days \ud83d\ude14
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Alright I'm gonna get dressed now
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SORRY IM JUST TRYNA BE CIVIL
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@madison_phillip Liam.....\ud83d\ude14
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You have people out there worrying bout when there next meal is coming and sleeping out in the cold tonight. Prays go out to all them \ud83d\ude4f
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The #SunBelt looks like they are playing in a high school gym
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Holy cow.. It rains in Iowa!! #damn
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Really nervous about this doctors appointment...
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@Nicc_Nak i have a story to tell you !!!!!
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@ItsJaydeBitch yeah I'm here with no one
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@laurrranderson your the best \ud83d\ude18
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@Margaret920 this is so true
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my mom makes herselfcrack up by making her toes cramp #ewwmom
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I think I just smelled something for the first time in my life\ud83d\ude33
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This is such a throwback when me and @claire_reffitt would fight over who has more BBM contacts...#ImWinning
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Life is a dog's dream. #freaksandgeeks marathon all day
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#NoOneLikesYou
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Lol you haven't talked to me in 2 months... why did that happen
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the fact that i dont have to get up at 5:30 in the a.m. >>>>>
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University of Louisville
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I love chinese food
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@jfuent19 coach wanted me to send a picture of you guys to make sure you were behaving. You caught, me yell at him..sorry you're camera shy
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I know ha
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@stdshelb @mai_uh_ basically don't fuq with us when it comes to open mic night...bring it white gurl
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@krissywojcinski kinda but not really!
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Coming home to my dog running and jumpinh on me is the best thing ever #puppylove
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Paul said the greatest gift is love, can you imagine what would happen if we competed in loving others like we compete in everything else:)
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@_Southern_Pearl what an asshole.
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@erica_xox ill call you in 5
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this summer is gunna be INSANE, i can already tell
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Putting skinny jeans on right after getting them out of the dryer has got to be one of the worst thing ever. \ud83d\udd2b
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Fun. Time!
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@lee_leeraider why?\ud83d\ude02
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Words can't describe how happy I am we don't have school tomorrow. #ihatehighschool
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If they hate you, they're probably jealous of you. \ud83d\udc4c
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Workout tiiiiiime #addicted
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Fucking hate my moms boyfriend
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Skipped school so that I could lay around and do nothing But wait, I have to rush to florence for my mom work 11-4 then work 5-7 WHATS LIFE
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I want a marriage that is used to proclaim His kingdom.
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@harleyyoungling @jacey_makaye_ so glad I seen you and @kbooty_96 toooo. Love you guyzzzz \u2764\ud83d\ude18
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@CBruet15 jeans are good for a solid month if you ask me
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Take a hint
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Text bombing @cheyaker trying to make her feel better >
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I like to see him say that in person like I would have.
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#FreshmanAdvice if your little dramatic fights cause us to lose our phones, your first high school experience will be a living hell.
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@juginn that's good try and find some time to relax and maybe watch some football.
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I think everyone just got Connor's snapchat..
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@Sindiewen You can always order physical copies online. I'm holding out for the compilations myself. Volume 1 was awesome.
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@Sammyy_J_ let's do something Tuesday
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@Abby_Holloway3 slut
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