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@LetsMakeDealCBS Yes, funny to see people make the same mistakes twice.
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Goodnight twitta!! \ud83d\ude18
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Imagine that. One day you care, and the next you don't. Lets gimme a schedule for next month so I can keep track. #asshole
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@KellyDaaaang you were supposed to express your desire to text me right away
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Getting ready to go to the mall is such a long process because you always have to look your best otherwise people aren't as nice to you
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@darballesteros I see you
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#NextYear
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\u201c If two people are meant to be together, they will eventually find their way back into each other's arms, no matter what.\u201d
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On my way to NP conference in Kansas City never been
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Fav dinner tonight what a good day \u263a\ufe0f
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I'm so ready for college basketball season and Aaron Craft \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d
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@Mdownam it was fine. I got the next one. Took less than 1/2 hour.
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Great baseball.
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I Hear The Wind Whistling.
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@ndeluc3 really sucks
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@BrinkerAbby what....................
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Seth and Amanda are being more than disgusting right now on twitter
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Someone please dm me.. I'm dying of boredom.. Idc who you are. Please make my night
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@TheBallBible you never text me either! This is a two way street buddy boy
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At heat rash to add on to that... -__-
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@F3nning @spinningpnut hopefully someone can help
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No way my phones gonna die
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@seamusc3 my mom said are vacuum was broken and now I know why ..\n#SpermBuildUp
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Guess my night is gonna be spent watching the Big Bang theory. I'm cool.
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\Hey, you have three beers and try to say majestic!\""
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I can't find my packer jersey.. Crap
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Glad to hear that my laker throwers missed me. I love coaching these three girls.
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I can make the pain disappear..... And I can erase the past.....I can make the future shine so bright.... And I can make right now alright
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@Hurley_53 thank you Ron!
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Someday I wanna have my own bakery, that'd be sweeeet
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And my name is spelled Zach not zack you fucking slug
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I hate when my mom's side asks me questions about my dads wedding. Like can you not
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@Mflockaa holla.
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i get yelled at the minute i walk in the door
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Smiles around for the boys. Hopefully this gets them goin a little #GoSabres
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@nat_amaya haha love you
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Like where did you even come from... Go away
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@mikerattlesnake Stupid people with their stupid kids.
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If you told me 4 months ago that this was gonna happen! I'd laugh in your face and say NEVER!!
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@fucktylersmith an adorable one
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I know people say this allllll the time, but sleeping in your boyfriend's hoodie really is the bessssst feeling! \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\udc97\u263a
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Nighty night bitchessss\u270c
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You know you had a good leg day when you can't even walk down stairs.
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Why is it I could be having a great day and then someone comes around and ruin it.
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#IfWeDate We have to match one day. I find it cute as fuqqqq.
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My dogs are my children.
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I've never seen a bunch of grown men so mad. #HateOhioState
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Being with my family>>>
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@songsofsong what does it mean
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@N_Burgess12 maybe another time \ud83d\ude18
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People can try to replace one another, but truth of the matter is there's only one \you\""
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Hahahaha. I left my driver side window open during the downpour yesterday & the seat is still wet \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udd2b
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Causally chilling outside of 3c's because Dylan is a fuck up & locked his keys in his car.
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I got bored sitting through my entire snap chat story... Not sure how anyone else did hahaha \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02
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And we're all sick again...yay
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Why is Andrew still calling me..
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I've met some pretty amazing people in my journey of life so far. I'm so excited for what's to come.
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I've babysat enough now that I really don't enjoy it..but I really need the money
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@RyanWegenast wow...must have been some strong drugs from the surgery. Hopefully it wears off at some point....
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Dear nku rec center , yes I forgot my all card,but yes I'm wearing full nku track and field gear, let me in to lift? No. Dumb fucking rule
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I should've asked someone if they wanted to go out tonight.
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I think I'd rather text no one at all than deal with these bullcrap lines #stfu
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Fire drill #letsgoo
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The human race is so stupid. I'm glad that I'm above the norm.
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@CRYoverit @peters_onme ill make some even tho my oven was on fire and don't work well... Ill still make some! #fatkids
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#JudgeMe
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I'm a straight forward person
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All this snow is gorgeous here! I miss how it looks at home..
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Getting tired of hearing about it, quite honestly. Let it be
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My weakness is that I care too much.
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@tomoleonkomori2 \u9694\u96e2
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@362tasha trying to pull my butt out of bed .... U?
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I just wanna rid my sled and clear my mind
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I scraped my knees while I was praying and found a demon in my safest haven
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KOHLS IS INSANE
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Snoop dog and kesha are so fucking weird.
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When I have nights like this, I don't have a care in the world
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Applied for a rifle deer license tonight. What am I getting myself into?\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\udc3a
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Plan hot tub is no longer being pursued.
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It's a great day to be alive, I know the suns still shining when I close my eyes. \u2600
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Having lunch with @BronsonTylor \ud83d\ude0a
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One tree hill. \ud83d\udc99
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All I want is boxed whine
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I don't even know you so why are you tweeting about me
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My day just got a lot better. I got an A on an 8 page paper I wrote in two hours. #how
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Your girls with me right now
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Should probably study for this chem test eh
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I'm honestly sad that I'm almost 17...
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@KassiHogann I need a bigger plan. I honestly don't know yet
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@Concerned420 u must be knocking on Santans door to think about that as a joke.
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I always bitch about having to go to work but once I get here I just love everyone I work with so I'm alright. #lovemyjob
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Tell me did you sail across the sun
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I don't want to watch ABC News, but I will @sarahaines #HodaisjustRobinwitha wig
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You deserve better
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Someone needs to come over
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Go be whoever you want, you won't last long. Trust me on that one baby. :)
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@jaredhaagen Trouble formatting
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The worst feelings are regret and being ignored..
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You never realize how much is on your computer until it's all fucking gone
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