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@LetsMakeDealCBS Yes, funny to see people make the same mistakes twice.
Goodnight twitta!! \ud83d\ude18
Imagine that. One day you care, and the next you don't. Lets gimme a schedule for next month so I can keep track. #asshole
@KellyDaaaang you were supposed to express your desire to text me right away
Getting ready to go to the mall is such a long process because you always have to look your best otherwise people aren't as nice to you
@darballesteros I see you
#NextYear
\u201c If two people are meant to be together, they will eventually find their way back into each other's arms, no matter what.\u201d
On my way to NP conference in Kansas City never been
Fav dinner tonight what a good day \u263a\ufe0f
I'm so ready for college basketball season and Aaron Craft \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d
@Mdownam it was fine. I got the next one. Took less than 1/2 hour.
Great baseball.
I Hear The Wind Whistling.
@ndeluc3 really sucks
@BrinkerAbby what....................
Seth and Amanda are being more than disgusting right now on twitter
Someone please dm me.. I'm dying of boredom.. Idc who you are. Please make my night
@TheBallBible you never text me either! This is a two way street buddy boy
At heat rash to add on to that... -__-
@F3nning @spinningpnut hopefully someone can help
No way my phones gonna die
@seamusc3 my mom said are vacuum was broken and now I know why ..\n#SpermBuildUp
Guess my night is gonna be spent watching the Big Bang theory. I'm cool.
\Hey, you have three beers and try to say majestic!\""
I can't find my packer jersey.. Crap
Glad to hear that my laker throwers missed me. I love coaching these three girls.
I can make the pain disappear..... And I can erase the past.....I can make the future shine so bright.... And I can make right now alright
@Hurley_53 thank you Ron!
Someday I wanna have my own bakery, that'd be sweeeet
And my name is spelled Zach not zack you fucking slug
I hate when my mom's side asks me questions about my dads wedding. Like can you not
@Mflockaa holla.
i get yelled at the minute i walk in the door
Smiles around for the boys. Hopefully this gets them goin a little #GoSabres
@nat_amaya haha love you
Like where did you even come from... Go away
@mikerattlesnake Stupid people with their stupid kids.
If you told me 4 months ago that this was gonna happen! I'd laugh in your face and say NEVER!!
@fucktylersmith an adorable one
I know people say this allllll the time, but sleeping in your boyfriend's hoodie really is the bessssst feeling! \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\udc97\u263a
Nighty night bitchessss\u270c
You know you had a good leg day when you can't even walk down stairs.
Why is it I could be having a great day and then someone comes around and ruin it.
#IfWeDate We have to match one day. I find it cute as fuqqqq.
My dogs are my children.
I've never seen a bunch of grown men so mad. #HateOhioState
Being with my family>>>
@songsofsong what does it mean
@N_Burgess12 maybe another time \ud83d\ude18
People can try to replace one another, but truth of the matter is there's only one \you\""
Hahahaha. I left my driver side window open during the downpour yesterday & the seat is still wet \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udd2b
Causally chilling outside of 3c's because Dylan is a fuck up & locked his keys in his car.
I got bored sitting through my entire snap chat story... Not sure how anyone else did hahaha \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02
And we're all sick again...yay
Why is Andrew still calling me..
I've met some pretty amazing people in my journey of life so far. I'm so excited for what's to come.
I've babysat enough now that I really don't enjoy it..but I really need the money
@RyanWegenast wow...must have been some strong drugs from the surgery. Hopefully it wears off at some point....
Dear nku rec center , yes I forgot my all card,but yes I'm wearing full nku track and field gear, let me in to lift? No. Dumb fucking rule
I should've asked someone if they wanted to go out tonight.
I think I'd rather text no one at all than deal with these bullcrap lines #stfu
Fire drill #letsgoo
The human race is so stupid. I'm glad that I'm above the norm.
@CRYoverit @peters_onme ill make some even tho my oven was on fire and don't work well... Ill still make some! #fatkids
#JudgeMe
I'm a straight forward person
All this snow is gorgeous here! I miss how it looks at home..
Getting tired of hearing about it, quite honestly. Let it be
My weakness is that I care too much.
@tomoleonkomori2 \u9694\u96e2
@362tasha trying to pull my butt out of bed .... U?
I just wanna rid my sled and clear my mind
I scraped my knees while I was praying and found a demon in my safest haven
KOHLS IS INSANE
Snoop dog and kesha are so fucking weird.
When I have nights like this, I don't have a care in the world
Applied for a rifle deer license tonight. What am I getting myself into?\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\udc3a
Plan hot tub is no longer being pursued.
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It's a great day to be alive, I know the suns still shining when I close my eyes. \u2600
Having lunch with @BronsonTylor \ud83d\ude0a
One tree hill. \ud83d\udc99
All I want is boxed whine
I don't even know you so why are you tweeting about me
My day just got a lot better. I got an A on an 8 page paper I wrote in two hours. #how
Your girls with me right now
Should probably study for this chem test eh
I'm honestly sad that I'm almost 17...
@KassiHogann I need a bigger plan. I honestly don't know yet
@Concerned420 u must be knocking on Santans door to think about that as a joke.
I always bitch about having to go to work but once I get here I just love everyone I work with so I'm alright. #lovemyjob
Tell me did you sail across the sun
I don't want to watch ABC News, but I will @sarahaines #HodaisjustRobinwitha wig
You deserve better
Someone needs to come over
Go be whoever you want, you won't last long. Trust me on that one baby. :)
@jaredhaagen Trouble formatting
The worst feelings are regret and being ignored..
You never realize how much is on your computer until it's all fucking gone