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@meghanbaron obvious reasons. Why does it not list any for you at all if that's the case?
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girls think I'm conceited cuz I know I'm attractive \ud83d\udc81
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Gettin pumped up!!!!! Almost game time!!! #rollherd
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@kelsbuck @YourFoodPorn our favorite \ud83d\ude0d \ud83d\udc9a\ud83d\udc9c
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Theres just nothing i can do
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my mom won't go for a walk with me though the trails in our backyard right now. like come on. live a little.
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@BANKo_Is_Open I just wanted to see a blue duck
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EMILY HAS A PENIS @EmilyyHenson
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yep I will be taking myself shopping on valentines day. Might as well spend my money on me, since I don't have anyone else to spend it on!\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\udc4d
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Maybe I'm just not meant to be happy \ud83d\ude12
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@rachrazzz omfggg I literally just died laughing #hohoho
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I'm having crabs today for like the 6th time this summer then again on Wednesday #lifeisgood
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it's days like today I wish I had rain boots.
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Don't waste your time on me.
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Wind 0.7 mph NNE. Barometer 30.28 in, Rising quickly. Temperature 78.3 \u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 60%
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#ThingsICantLiveWithout my boyfriend :) @spudmansaunders
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@BryceNowicki26 sorry I'm so perfect \ud83d\udc81
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What's a god to a nonbeliever?
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Sorry to the attitude I've given everyone today. It's been an exhausting 24 hours.
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Losing you means losing everything
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Why do I do this to myself
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Makers Mark tour was pretty cool.
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@Maddie2real2 good!
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@logz_w @JakeKiehl10 I just saw this I really hate you both omg
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T swifts new single just confirms the well known fact that she gets fucked over a whole lot #sorrygirlfriend
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Much thanks to the girl who kicked me in the face during my game today, I now have a bump right under my eye
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It's 12 c'mon.
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Good thing my car is stuck at Dunkin
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I haven't talked to @teakettle1 in so long oh my gosh, bby you need to txt me
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@joexextata427 ...So Thankful your home today!!! \u2764
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@DRAELDER yours is still unopened. I have my own!!
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But the Broncos got it right back, so it's all good haha
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@itstonybennett @abfalecbaldwin HBT tweet ... Parallel lives
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I'm going to fuckin punch you in the face
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If I fall you're going down with me, going down me baby if I fall. #dixiechicks
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@Trentdoe I can't been in line for 50 minutes now, shook the post Commanders hand though
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Margaritas with my ladies #twitterless Haley and @Cfinnegan02
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I think I just ruined our friendship...complete opposite direction I was hoping
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have u ever rolled and gotten to the point of it when ur like wow I'm gonna wanna shoot myself for all the friends I've made tonight ya me 2
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and everythings adding up ,\nyouve been through hell and back thats why you bad as fuck .\nand you know you are .
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My love for you grows stronger and stronger everyday. #cheesyquote
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@GunsLoaded56 dude be Hanson is surprisingly not bad.
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Hoping and praying.
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\Okay,but if we get caught,remember, your deaf &I dont speak English\" clearly this was for Megan and I just didnt know it yet!\ud83d\ude02 @megannemma"
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@norahbruther your day is Starbucks yoga pants snapchat gossip girl repeat #basic
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@KelseyAskins message me ur number and I will FaceTime u tonight about it (:
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Crying at work is always fun.. #Dissapointed
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@24jacobs lol I didn't know yu had a Twitter lol I never get on lol
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Definitely watching The Notebook\ud83d\ude02
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New Years breakfast with my boy @JrJohnson42 #TheLife
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He wants to save his beer. Like what?
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@nicole_critter is my 10k tweet yay!!!
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Ha... I wish #lol
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stacys mom has got it going on
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Good Game tonight guys @Nate_Mitchell8 @Dr_Nasty_15
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This red hot chili peppers greatest hits album is just about perfect
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@LilRad3 sorry I couldn't stop and talk \ud83d\ude14 my brother was rushing me like crazy
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@HedgefundPLAY what's your solution?
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I ain't trying to be in the middle of this shit
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8 mile.
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\No it goes back like a starfish...\" @Loganronco"
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i want starbucks.
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@ElPadrino616 get that ass here then sloot.
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@LookItsCadence you are :)
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@Michelle_M_74 that's a great picture. You look like friends hanging out!
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if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar
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@Alyssa_rogers glad you like it \ud83d\ude0f
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Refuse give up all good things happen in time!!!
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One thing ive noticed through growing up. If youre in an argument just keep your cool it pisses off the person youre arguing with so bad.
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@KelleyConners that's nasty
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Everything is going to be alright, maybe not today, but eventually.
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@nickyj_23 and the Boston Celtics.
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1 down, 2 to go
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Gonna smoke this and watch awkward then sleeep
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@AardappelJake fuck off
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Then I cut her like a barber with a Parkinson's disorder.
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The only companies I let text me are Chipotle and the WWE, but WWE just pushed the limit with that Total Divas text.
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@ohaisamk I like the Tegan & Sara CDs too. I've heard their sound before, so it wasn't much of a surprise as The Temper Trap was, haha.
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Gosh I hate wearing retainers
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@cherip2000 have fun!!
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Second exam of the day ... #readytoleave
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So lost right now
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This is very creepy hahahaha
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And today sucks
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@kabumere Duh Silly.. According to US wage standards
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Your mama sucks so much dick she walk around on he knees
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My idea of bombing a class is getting a B+
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LOL, Waino in Game 3? Cards already up 2-0? #12in13 Six to go @Total_CardsMove
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@carrier_chris what does that even mean. if you jump I jump <3 faggot
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@Eddieyuke13 #bums
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It's great to be a Tennessee vol!
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LOUISVILLE fuck duke.
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@QueenVicMirror Victoria I had the illness Kate does & mine lasted 8 months, believe me she needs this & I hope she can enjoy it\ud83c\udf39\ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udf39 #Kate
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@JC_Strobel23 @j_foote23 @Justin75Herman it sounded like that one voice jared does then jared called me & i got 3 calls from a private #
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Happy is an understatement
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I have been jamming out to @justinbieber for 8 hours.
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@80srockmusiccom you give love a bad name!!
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Your the one that I love and I'm saying goodbye.
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I keep her heels high, she keep my dick shootin'
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@MintyFreesshh @m3lani3xx oh course we will
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