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@meghanbaron obvious reasons. Why does it not list any for you at all if that's the case?
girls think I'm conceited cuz I know I'm attractive \ud83d\udc81
Gettin pumped up!!!!! Almost game time!!! #rollherd
@kelsbuck @YourFoodPorn our favorite \ud83d\ude0d \ud83d\udc9a\ud83d\udc9c
Theres just nothing i can do
my mom won't go for a walk with me though the trails in our backyard right now. like come on. live a little.
@BANKo_Is_Open I just wanted to see a blue duck
EMILY HAS A PENIS @EmilyyHenson
yep I will be taking myself shopping on valentines day. Might as well spend my money on me, since I don't have anyone else to spend it on!\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\udc4d
Maybe I'm just not meant to be happy \ud83d\ude12
@rachrazzz omfggg I literally just died laughing #hohoho
I'm having crabs today for like the 6th time this summer then again on Wednesday #lifeisgood
it's days like today I wish I had rain boots.
Don't waste your time on me.
Wind 0.7 mph NNE. Barometer 30.28 in, Rising quickly. Temperature 78.3 \u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 60%
#ThingsICantLiveWithout my boyfriend :) @spudmansaunders
@BryceNowicki26 sorry I'm so perfect \ud83d\udc81
What's a god to a nonbeliever?
Sorry to the attitude I've given everyone today. It's been an exhausting 24 hours.
Losing you means losing everything
Why do I do this to myself
Makers Mark tour was pretty cool.
@Maddie2real2 good!
@logz_w @JakeKiehl10 I just saw this I really hate you both omg
T swifts new single just confirms the well known fact that she gets fucked over a whole lot #sorrygirlfriend
Much thanks to the girl who kicked me in the face during my game today, I now have a bump right under my eye
It's 12 c'mon.
Good thing my car is stuck at Dunkin
I haven't talked to @teakettle1 in so long oh my gosh, bby you need to txt me
@joexextata427 ...So Thankful your home today!!! \u2764
@DRAELDER yours is still unopened. I have my own!!
But the Broncos got it right back, so it's all good haha
@itstonybennett @abfalecbaldwin HBT tweet ... Parallel lives
I'm going to fuckin punch you in the face
If I fall you're going down with me, going down me baby if I fall. #dixiechicks
@Trentdoe I can't been in line for 50 minutes now, shook the post Commanders hand though
Margaritas with my ladies #twitterless Haley and @Cfinnegan02
I think I just ruined our friendship...complete opposite direction I was hoping
have u ever rolled and gotten to the point of it when ur like wow I'm gonna wanna shoot myself for all the friends I've made tonight ya me 2
and everythings adding up ,\nyouve been through hell and back thats why you bad as fuck .\nand you know you are .
My love for you grows stronger and stronger everyday. #cheesyquote
@GunsLoaded56 dude be Hanson is surprisingly not bad.
Hoping and praying.
\Okay,but if we get caught,remember, your deaf &I dont speak English\" clearly this was for Megan and I just didnt know it yet!\ud83d\ude02 @megannemma"
@norahbruther your day is Starbucks yoga pants snapchat gossip girl repeat #basic
@KelseyAskins message me ur number and I will FaceTime u tonight about it (:
Crying at work is always fun.. #Dissapointed
@24jacobs lol I didn't know yu had a Twitter lol I never get on lol
Definitely watching The Notebook\ud83d\ude02
New Years breakfast with my boy @JrJohnson42 #TheLife
He wants to save his beer. Like what?
@nicole_critter is my 10k tweet yay!!!
Ha... I wish #lol
stacys mom has got it going on
Good Game tonight guys @Nate_Mitchell8 @Dr_Nasty_15
This red hot chili peppers greatest hits album is just about perfect
@LilRad3 sorry I couldn't stop and talk \ud83d\ude14 my brother was rushing me like crazy
@HedgefundPLAY what's your solution?
I ain't trying to be in the middle of this shit
8 mile.
\No it goes back like a starfish...\" @Loganronco"
i want starbucks.
@ElPadrino616 get that ass here then sloot.
@LookItsCadence you are :)
@Michelle_M_74 that's a great picture. You look like friends hanging out!
if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar
@Alyssa_rogers glad you like it \ud83d\ude0f
Refuse give up all good things happen in time!!!
One thing ive noticed through growing up. If youre in an argument just keep your cool it pisses off the person youre arguing with so bad.
@KelleyConners that's nasty
Everything is going to be alright, maybe not today, but eventually.
@nickyj_23 and the Boston Celtics.
1 down, 2 to go
Gonna smoke this and watch awkward then sleeep
@AardappelJake fuck off
Then I cut her like a barber with a Parkinson's disorder.
The only companies I let text me are Chipotle and the WWE, but WWE just pushed the limit with that Total Divas text.
@ohaisamk I like the Tegan & Sara CDs too. I've heard their sound before, so it wasn't much of a surprise as The Temper Trap was, haha.
Gosh I hate wearing retainers
@cherip2000 have fun!!
Second exam of the day ... #readytoleave
So lost right now
This is very creepy hahahaha
And today sucks
@kabumere Duh Silly.. According to US wage standards
Your mama sucks so much dick she walk around on he knees
My idea of bombing a class is getting a B+
LOL, Waino in Game 3? Cards already up 2-0? #12in13 Six to go @Total_CardsMove
@carrier_chris what does that even mean. if you jump I jump <3 faggot
@Eddieyuke13 #bums
It's great to be a Tennessee vol!
LOUISVILLE fuck duke.
@QueenVicMirror Victoria I had the illness Kate does & mine lasted 8 months, believe me she needs this & I hope she can enjoy it\ud83c\udf39\ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udf39 #Kate
@JC_Strobel23 @j_foote23 @Justin75Herman it sounded like that one voice jared does then jared called me & i got 3 calls from a private #
Happy is an understatement
I have been jamming out to @justinbieber for 8 hours.
@80srockmusiccom you give love a bad name!!
Your the one that I love and I'm saying goodbye.
I keep her heels high, she keep my dick shootin'
@MintyFreesshh @m3lani3xx oh course we will