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@ZSchneider10 actually a good band! Haha
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I will never understand why girls find the need to greet their friends with 'hey slut'... 1. Its mean 2. you sound stupid.
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Congrats to @abbymoore05 and @BenjiTakamine :):):) so happy for you guys!!
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@benlester93 definitely dude
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@cdamico18 man I don't think ill be moving from a couch that day unless the bag falls and isn't within reaching distance... Lmao
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@koszy_5 Ohhh lol and its hard caus I can text with them but not use them on any other apps! #droidprobs
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I just got owned.
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Life becomes easier when you learn to accept an apology you never got...
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I like need a coffee of something?
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Day off tomorrow ...opening up the pool ...can't wait for drunk volleyball all summer
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Hair getting wet = very unhappy Cassidy \ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude46
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@grace_geswein hai grace\u263a\ufe0f
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@xbrandnewseason ill put it on your card. \ud83d\ude18
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Cry everytime I listen to boys of fall. So many memories and people I miss \ud83d\ude2d\ud83c\udfc8
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Omfg, Never send a text when you're half sleep. Mine didn't make any sense at all.
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I'm that guy that would treat you 10x better than any other guy could! You deserve way better than what your getting now..
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what if everyone at my school knew my insane thoughts
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@M_Kay40Raines it's okay haha I know how that is completely. Sometimes you have to be harsh with them.
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S/o to Wally for bringing me subway for lunch!
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Got me like dayum baby, dayum. \ud83c\udfb6\ud83d\udc8b
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its like all that time i spent letting you in and learning to trust you, built up this beautiful stained glass window
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@TroyKMarkowski @robdelaney where
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@hayley_lainnn why?
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@mark_may where's Pitt?? Lol
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Not looking forward to finding parking for work... #HOI #mcfaddens \ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf83
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I'm actually in a decent mood for once \ud83d\udc4d
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weirdest dream ever
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And if my lungs still let me breathe, will you be there for me? \nif I can make myself believe and give you back what you took away.
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\You lied now Santa and God don't like you\""
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@giiannnaaa it's raw \ud83d\udc20. dats so gross \ud83d\ude37
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S/O to my mom for going 45 in a 25 area.
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i forgot all about that!
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I have some of the absolute worst friends ever.... Not all of them at least.
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@Bobby_D_M hey there! Have fun n safe travels!
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@DatGirlCharly my grandma texts me sometimes
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This campus blows right now.. sooo bored. What's going on
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WHITE PEOPLE ARE THE SOURCE OF ALL PROBLEMS
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@Kileystowell bend over
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@Jessica__Haugen that's what the fuck in saying. I still haven't ate a single piece of candy. I'm eating a damn apple right now. #Pissed
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I'm about 6000 dollars away from my dodge cummins #sofar
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Don't you wanna stay\ud83c\udfb6\ud83c\udfb6\ud83c\udfb6
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I can't be the only one
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Professor is pretty laid back.
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@ACSpollen Only a useless moron would take advice from Marion Barry.
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Again, is this a joke
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you just proved how much of a slut you are. #niceone
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Funny how my sister Jessica is sitting here watching Hairspray so intently
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Screw ever getting a boyfriend. I have my 6 brothers and that's all I'll ever need!
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Awesome timing. We just lost power and the electrician is scheduled to install generator Tuesday. Missed it by that much. #CanStillPost
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If you don't have a dream, then what are you living for? Dream big, achieve bigger!
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@BarackObama I'm gonna quit working so I can live off YOU Dem's have made it where its so easy to live good off the system! #not
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@Vee_Phelpss On my way!
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According to coach Wilson every day is a beautiful day \ud83d\ude02
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@LaurB_21 bring gloves!
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Laughing till you cry \ud83d\ude02
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Question: can someone who has gone to an album signing please let me know how it goes? Is it something a 8 & 5 yr old could do?? Cont...
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If you wanna see me twerk look at my last post
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gonna go get ready for my fabulous night and who knows, maybe you'll be one of the lucky five tonight?? :-)
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If all they do is let you down then kick em to the curb instead of running back to them every time. #youneverlearn
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@Kayli_Q hahaha we'll we went geocashing too and we got home at like 230 and I fell asleep and Allie and them took all the pillows so I get
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Do you like hugs? Do you like drugs? Wait what? Lol
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what just happened
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@Lyss_lyss19 So proud of my sissy and what she's accomplishing. I look up to her so much. Love you bestfriend \ud83d\ude0a
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I've always been one of them boys rollin' 'round in jacked up toys makin' noise on small town Friday nights
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Got home safe and sound :) but I have to say, I'm missing the warm Florida sun on my skin right now.... #bittersweet
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Works 1-7 @m_oakley91
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@PresidentStep @PILL_aDeLpHiA did you ever end up hittin it?
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All I can do is smile \ud83d\ude04
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@Shelbs2216 Do you know where yout working yet!??
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My dad just tries to find ways to piss me off
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So ready to just be home already and skip over the 12 hour drive. Can't handle this anymore.
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Mass\ud83d\ude4f, then breakfast w my girls, then to the office all day #BrownJug #focus
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I have died every day waiting for you..
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i make myself laugh more than anything
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\Dude, I've never told anyone this, but once when I was driving I hit a child. I floored it and drove away. It was so scary.\"- @dylankelly23"
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I need a ring for my thumb
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Okay the condom challenge is seriously disgusting.
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Just caught myself singing We Can't Stop by Miley Cyrus....\ud83d\udd2b\ud83d\udd2b\ud83d\udd2b NOT UP IN HERE!! \ud83d\ude4a\ud83d\ude49
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don't ask questions
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What's with this cold in the summer time?! I can't breathe!
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My oh my you're so good looking, who are you when I'm not looking
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I've been in a weird ass mood today\ud83d\ude1c
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Ready for this day to be over already and I haven't been up an hour
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Oh thank God. Power is back on. #yay
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I seriously love the fall\ud83c\udf43\ud83c\udf41\ud83c\udf42\ud83c\udf83\ud83d\udc7b\u2615 its perfect for everything\ud83d\ude0a
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@kaitlin_pevan I think I wanna do the last two weeks of Alaska Hoops with Krehg! Just gotta look at flight prices. :)
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Wish the Astros were in the NL Central still
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It's honestly embarrassing how scared I am of moths
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@abbystuder1 @kendiekatz16 lol .... Okay !!! We can gossip
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@katejo_22 better not forgot my brownies \ud83d\ude0c and I'm still getting that touch up right?
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I really need a vacation
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I thought the miss America pageants were in January.. But this one is on Sunday right?? Anyone know details on this?
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High.
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Clearly too easy to end it tonight. #bruins #notimpressed
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Oooo killem!
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GPS cedar 3m
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@ThePoopBoy delicious bass man. It always works.
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Captain Gates \ud83d\udc4d
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@J_minix98 @LundgrenDylan right Jenner!?
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Me always being obnoxious.
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