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@ZSchneider10 actually a good band! Haha
I will never understand why girls find the need to greet their friends with 'hey slut'... 1. Its mean 2. you sound stupid.
Congrats to @abbymoore05 and @BenjiTakamine :):):) so happy for you guys!!
@benlester93 definitely dude
@cdamico18 man I don't think ill be moving from a couch that day unless the bag falls and isn't within reaching distance... Lmao
@koszy_5 Ohhh lol and its hard caus I can text with them but not use them on any other apps! #droidprobs
I just got owned.
Life becomes easier when you learn to accept an apology you never got...
I like need a coffee of something?
Day off tomorrow ...opening up the pool ...can't wait for drunk volleyball all summer
Hair getting wet = very unhappy Cassidy \ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude46
@grace_geswein hai grace\u263a\ufe0f
@xbrandnewseason ill put it on your card. \ud83d\ude18
Cry everytime I listen to boys of fall. So many memories and people I miss \ud83d\ude2d\ud83c\udfc8
Omfg, Never send a text when you're half sleep. Mine didn't make any sense at all.
I'm that guy that would treat you 10x better than any other guy could! You deserve way better than what your getting now..
what if everyone at my school knew my insane thoughts
@M_Kay40Raines it's okay haha I know how that is completely. Sometimes you have to be harsh with them.
S/o to Wally for bringing me subway for lunch!
Got me like dayum baby, dayum. \ud83c\udfb6\ud83d\udc8b
its like all that time i spent letting you in and learning to trust you, built up this beautiful stained glass window
@TroyKMarkowski @robdelaney where
@hayley_lainnn why?
@mark_may where's Pitt?? Lol
Not looking forward to finding parking for work... #HOI #mcfaddens \ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf83
I'm actually in a decent mood for once \ud83d\udc4d
weirdest dream ever
And if my lungs still let me breathe, will you be there for me? \nif I can make myself believe and give you back what you took away.
\You lied now Santa and God don't like you\""
@giiannnaaa it's raw \ud83d\udc20. dats so gross \ud83d\ude37
S/O to my mom for going 45 in a 25 area.
i forgot all about that!
I have some of the absolute worst friends ever.... Not all of them at least.
@Bobby_D_M hey there! Have fun n safe travels!
@DatGirlCharly my grandma texts me sometimes
This campus blows right now.. sooo bored. What's going on
WHITE PEOPLE ARE THE SOURCE OF ALL PROBLEMS
@Kileystowell bend over
@Jessica__Haugen that's what the fuck in saying. I still haven't ate a single piece of candy. I'm eating a damn apple right now. #Pissed
I'm about 6000 dollars away from my dodge cummins #sofar
Don't you wanna stay\ud83c\udfb6\ud83c\udfb6\ud83c\udfb6
I can't be the only one
Professor is pretty laid back.
@ACSpollen Only a useless moron would take advice from Marion Barry.
Again, is this a joke
you just proved how much of a slut you are. #niceone
Funny how my sister Jessica is sitting here watching Hairspray so intently
Screw ever getting a boyfriend. I have my 6 brothers and that's all I'll ever need!
Awesome timing. We just lost power and the electrician is scheduled to install generator Tuesday. Missed it by that much. #CanStillPost
If you don't have a dream, then what are you living for? Dream big, achieve bigger!
@BarackObama I'm gonna quit working so I can live off YOU Dem's have made it where its so easy to live good off the system! #not
@Vee_Phelpss On my way!
According to coach Wilson every day is a beautiful day \ud83d\ude02
@LaurB_21 bring gloves!
Laughing till you cry \ud83d\ude02
Question: can someone who has gone to an album signing please let me know how it goes? Is it something a 8 & 5 yr old could do?? Cont...
If you wanna see me twerk look at my last post
gonna go get ready for my fabulous night and who knows, maybe you'll be one of the lucky five tonight?? :-)
If all they do is let you down then kick em to the curb instead of running back to them every time. #youneverlearn
@Kayli_Q hahaha we'll we went geocashing too and we got home at like 230 and I fell asleep and Allie and them took all the pillows so I get
Do you like hugs? Do you like drugs? Wait what? Lol
what just happened
@Lyss_lyss19 So proud of my sissy and what she's accomplishing. I look up to her so much. Love you bestfriend \ud83d\ude0a
I've always been one of them boys rollin' 'round in jacked up toys makin' noise on small town Friday nights
Got home safe and sound :) but I have to say, I'm missing the warm Florida sun on my skin right now.... #bittersweet
Works 1-7 @m_oakley91
@PresidentStep @PILL_aDeLpHiA did you ever end up hittin it?
All I can do is smile \ud83d\ude04
@Shelbs2216 Do you know where yout working yet!??
My dad just tries to find ways to piss me off
So ready to just be home already and skip over the 12 hour drive. Can't handle this anymore.
Mass\ud83d\ude4f, then breakfast w my girls, then to the office all day #BrownJug #focus
I have died every day waiting for you..
i make myself laugh more than anything
\Dude, I've never told anyone this, but once when I was driving I hit a child. I floored it and drove away. It was so scary.\"- @dylankelly23"
I need a ring for my thumb
Okay the condom challenge is seriously disgusting.
Just caught myself singing We Can't Stop by Miley Cyrus....\ud83d\udd2b\ud83d\udd2b\ud83d\udd2b NOT UP IN HERE!! \ud83d\ude4a\ud83d\ude49
don't ask questions
What's with this cold in the summer time?! I can't breathe!
My oh my you're so good looking, who are you when I'm not looking
I've been in a weird ass mood today\ud83d\ude1c
Ready for this day to be over already and I haven't been up an hour
Oh thank God. Power is back on. #yay
I seriously love the fall\ud83c\udf43\ud83c\udf41\ud83c\udf42\ud83c\udf83\ud83d\udc7b\u2615 its perfect for everything\ud83d\ude0a
@kaitlin_pevan I think I wanna do the last two weeks of Alaska Hoops with Krehg! Just gotta look at flight prices. :)
Wish the Astros were in the NL Central still
It's honestly embarrassing how scared I am of moths
@abbystuder1 @kendiekatz16 lol .... Okay !!! We can gossip
@katejo_22 better not forgot my brownies \ud83d\ude0c and I'm still getting that touch up right?
I really need a vacation
I thought the miss America pageants were in January.. But this one is on Sunday right?? Anyone know details on this?
High.
Clearly too easy to end it tonight. #bruins #notimpressed
Oooo killem!
GPS cedar 3m
@ThePoopBoy delicious bass man. It always works.
Captain Gates \ud83d\udc4d
@J_minix98 @LundgrenDylan right Jenner!?
Me always being obnoxious.