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"You're the first girl he paid attention to since I bought him that pillow when he was 13!"
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6,201
because you need at least two, and they work together to keep it only two.
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6,202
you might have the gay
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6,203
- redditor for 2 years \n- 6,741 comment karma\n\nKek, average karmic gainz of 9.2 per day? This is the scrubiest thing I've witnessed all year. Look at my stats you horrific pleb.\n\n- redditor for 9 months \n- 29,564 comment karma\n\n\nI pull in on average 109 karma a day, you know what that gets me? Respect, power, influence and it puts finer food on my families table than you could ever dream.\n\nGet Karma or die trying.\n
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6,204
What you mean to say is this: \n\n>There is a shortage of perfect movies in this world. It would be a pity to not watch this one.
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6,205
What percentage of this game will involve dragon sex?
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6,206
They're MINERALS, Marie!
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6,207
And barbeque. Delicious smoked barbeque.
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> It is easy to obey those who rule over me.\n\n*Holy* crap.
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6,209
Traveling to china! Oh my it used to seem unreachable when I lived in Kansas!
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6,210
*Shit, can't read my notes.*
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6,211
You can see the gears turning in that picture. He's thinking "I don't want to be a dick, but I also don't want a picture of me looking like a meth addict showing up on TMZ. What do I do?"
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Goddamnit Dee, you goddamned bitch, move the dumpster!
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6,213
Plus, student teacher relationships are messy.
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And sometimes, you may get back in the wrong way.\n\nEDIT: my one to best comment right now is about accidental buttsex. Thanks, reddit.\n\nEDIT 2: Best comment...
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The story is I stepped on a IED in Afghanistan. 5lbs of homemade explosives. Enough to toss my left leg about 150ft away. I also shattered my pelvis, ripped open my groin and broke my right hand. I'm at Walter Reed now doing rehab.
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6,216
My Dad took me and a buddy from basic training out to a Waffle House the day we graduated. We ate $87 in waffles and omelettes. I offered to pay but my Dad insisted it was worth the money to watch us eat like death row inmates.
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6,217
Tell her you don't mean to snoop, \n\nBut she's gotta clean her poop.\n\nEDIT: Now everyone's rhyming...\n\nI don't mean to sound sour,\n\nBut this isn't Amateur Hour.
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6,218
I went to 1.5 inch when I was 16. Now I'm 27 and have butthole ears. New people I meet no longer look me in the eyes, they just stare at my ears. The most annoying part is 2 out of every 3 cashiers have something to say about it.
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6,219
My kid is never going to Chuck e Cheese
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6,220
http://i.imgur.com/rouxH.gif
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6,221
Because fuck you OP\n\nEdit: YESSSSSS, ONE OF MY GOALS HAVE BEEN FULFILLED. MORE UPVOTES ON ONE OF MY COMMENTS THAN THE ORIGINAL POST. YEAHHHHHHHHH
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6,222
Putting on some old spice, listening to the spice girls, while smoking spice, and drinking a pumpkin spice latte with a jalapeño between your buttcheeks probably won't help. You should listen to this guy.
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6,223
The first time I read this I pictured a SWAT team lead by your mom.
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6,224
Oh I absolutely hate when one person makes an awkward comment and everyone laughs just to go dead silent at another awkward comment. To me it's just a group of people being dicks.\nEdit: Hey lots of up votes. Thanks reddit.
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6,225
Tell her "A butt tuba" spelled backwards is still "A butt tuba"\n\nBecause I learned this from the Oatmeal. And it made me laugh.\n\nAnd I sense your daughter and I have this in common.
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6,226
There was a lot of grinding
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6,227
best thing is not having to worry about money ever, worst is the way others act around me.
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6,228
Wait, isn't Tokyo in Japan?
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6,229
I really hope heaven exists so that people like you get to go there.
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6,230
"Why would I want to go towards where that waving man is? I don't even know him."
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6,231
Thank you for caring.
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6,232
OP literally just picked up a girl by saying his was 6' 6" and making a front page post. \n\nWhat the fuck?
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6,233
Do people still look down at the keys?\n\nEDIT: Based on the downvotes, I am guessing yes. Well, learn to type plebs it's 2015.
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6,234
Part of the reason? Its most of the reason. Most effective ad campaign I've ever seen. The trailer itself felt like a short film.
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6,235
your grammar makes me want to vomit glass.
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6,236
well, why dont you post a link so he could actually do this?
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6,237
Yeah but they're mega blocks. There's nothing quite as disappointing as asking for legos and getting mega blocks instead
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6,238
I like that too. Do the nice things, crack a couple iron man jokes, that's it, don't make an overly dramatic show of it.\n\nI hate the charity videos where you can almost hear the "In the arms of an angel" song going in the background
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6,239
Targeting Texas is like targeting one of your buddies who's kinda dumb and loud but really lovable. Targeting Alabama is like targeting the little brother that idolizes that guy but is also has mild to moderate downs syndrome. We kind of want to but it just feels mean.
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6,240
So creed at the office Halloween party?
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6,241
Fun fact: She eventually moved into the porn film industry. The claim is supported by her [Wikipedia page](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaimee_Foxworth) and is further proven in this [NSFW video of her getting slammed in the ass.](http://www.tube8.com/ebony/jaimee-foxworth-anal-scene/22917/)
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6,242
I SAID $7 AND I MEANT IT.
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6,243
Can someone show me how to make meat balls I typed in the search before but nothing worked. Thank you
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6,244
http://i.imgur.com/lzNqi.jpg
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6,245
http://i.imgur.com/AZ7fa.gif
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6,246
"This video has been removed due to a copyright claim from Sony/BMG Music"
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6,247
its truly mind blowing how far this is going without so much as a peep from the magical good cops.
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6,248
What do you call an average potato? A commentator.
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6,249
Jesus. If you had no legs you could guilt trip someone into just about *anything*.\n\n^^^But ^^^you ^^^still ^^^couldn't ^^^normal ^^^trip ^^^them.^I'm ^^^^so ^^^^sorry.
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6,250
Not safe while farting
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6,251
That guy must be rain man. P.S. proof http://imgur.com/5Vdh8
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6,252
To me this is a 200% success rate.
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6,253
"I feel hot...I feel hot..." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Sgc1I9sjfc \n\nApparently the brothers catch this audio of a Russian woman who burnt up in space during a secret mission
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6,254
I think people grossly underestimate the miracle of indoor plumbing. You shit in a ceramic bowl and your poop fucking disappears. Then you wash your hands in water that appears as if from nowhere by turning a fucking knob. I'd take having a shitter and sink in my house over plastics, wheels, or any of the other shit people are coming up with in this thread.
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6,255
There are Europeans in them
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6,256
Alternatively, sometimes I get my phone, look at the time, put it back in my pocket and realise I forgot the time I saw.\n\n\nI am not a smart man.
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6,257
You should post it to /r/mildlyinteresting and watch confusion unfold.
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6,258
Instead, they'll get a 7 figure job from nestle in a couple of years.
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6,259
An exceptionally good time to buy a woman flowers is when *she* fucks up. A week after my dad bought a new car my mom scratched up the side of it on a cement pillar in a parking garage. She was obviously mortified. My dad comes home from work like a boss, a dozen roses in his hands. My mom has been telling this story for twenty years now.
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6,260
Haha! I'm pretty sure I'm miles away from even being a contender, nor would I ever expect it.
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6,261
How can pain be real if we aren't real?
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6,262
> we banged the bejeesus out of that bed\n\nYeah you did\n
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6,263
That explains why they're all riding.\n\nThey heard the Walker guy dies.
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6,264
OP sucked on those perky tats. God bless him
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6,265
Twenty bucks says this is a 40 years old obese rapist
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6,266
All you had to say was Florida.
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6,267
They play race and gender cards like that shit's magic the gathering
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6,268
I was elected to lead, not to read!
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6,269
This was a Soviet joke during the space race:\n\nQ: Is it true that the Soviet space program is superior to the American space program?\n\nA: Yes. Some cosmonauts have already landed in heaven.
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6,270
No, his father was abusive.
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6,271
That's my strategy. Oh wait you were talking about the memory eraser!\n\nEdit: Thanks for the gold, sure is flashy!
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6,272
It's like the story about the guy who refuses boat rescue during a flood, saying that he's waiting for God to save him. The man dies and goes to heaven, and God asks the man why he didn't take the boat God sent.\n\nGod is helping her survive the operations, but having so many of them is tempting God to allow her to die since she's clearly not getting the hint that she should stop having children.\n\nI'm not religious, but that's the angle he's going for.
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6,273
Forced romance drives me nuts. I'm looking at you Peter Jackson.
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6,274
Its like throwing money at hobos.\n\nTiny little hobos...
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6,275
That old couple stole your dog dude. They most likely finally took the dog to a vet or shelter for the first time where they found the chip. Then they probably aproached the older couple saying "this isn't your dog." To which anyone not wanting to get in trouble would be like "oh well we only had him for a month and just haven't had time to bring him in.
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6,276
I wish I had single friends\n\n>I wish I had friends\n\nfuck.
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6,277
Reminds of the time I was in my Calculus II class when the professor asked a really awkward and quiet Chinese guy to solve the problem on the board. The kid walked up to the board and just stared at it, not sure what to do. The class was silent... until another Asian stood up and said, "Don't dishonor our famiry!"\n\nEven the professor couldn't hold back.
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6,278
! \n\nWontonspecial, woof woof! It's been 1052 days since I last saw you, woof woof. Do you hate me or something, woof woof?
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6,279
The sharks were originally supposed to be dancers from Mesa Community College but 2-3 days before the performance Katy decided she wanted her own people in costume.
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6,280
I left ours out for about a month. In the end, the flies were reproducing in the bag and the maggots ate the dead flies. Repeat. Circle of life.
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6,281
A conservative political science professor at that! I was explaining a few things to some posters in the debate topic. Not much worse than some students I've had.
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6,282
I'd be happy to get this framed and put up in the new reddit office. PM me.
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6,283
It's why relationship plots in anime never seem to bloody go anywhere.
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6,284
This is the first time I think I've ever seen anyone on reddit actually *compliment* a post title instead of complaining about how awful it is.\n\n10/10 comment, warm fuzzies. Would read again.
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6,285
well that got dark quick.
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6,286
because network TV doesn't know the internet exists yet.
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6,287
When I was in Iraq my cousin (6 or 7 at the time) asked "did Bang_o_rang die yet?\nMy aunt: no, why would you ask that?\nCousin: because that's what happens. You join the army then you die.
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6,288
Everyone loves a circlejerk, but no one wants to clean up afterwards.
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6,289
Actually, it's downright decent. Finish the relationship before starting the next one. I'd rather getting broken up with th*a*n getting cheated on *and* broken up with.\n\nEdit: fixed the grammar misstep.
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6,290
I'm in the PGR. SPC Faith's Funeral is also a confirmed mission already. I notified the leader of the mission to prepare for the Westboro Batshit Crazies.
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6,291
She wasnt a sharpie either.
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6,292
I was fooling around with my high school girlfriend in the bathroom at a party when I was 16. We were both completely shit faced, and I got struck with the urge to do something kinky, so I decided to go the 9 1/2 Weeks route and slather something on her boobs with the intention of licking it off. Of course, being in a bathroom, the only thing available was toothpaste.\n\nTL;DR - Licked half a tube of Crest off my girlfriends titties.
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6,293
No matter who says this to me, it always makes me feel special to know someone cares enough to ask for that text.
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6,294
Also, the tower technically fell
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6,295
recording engineer here: many of us consider it unethical (and yeah it •should• be illegal) to put sirens/car horns into radio spots. I've consistently refused to do it, and this has put me at odds with more than one creative director. \n\nedit: gold! Thanks!
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6,296
This is called soaking.
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6,297
That made me both happy and very, very sad. :(
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6,298
But think about this: did they ever say whose penis they were going to enlarge? The truth is that while they may not have enlarged your penis, they are certainly enlarging mine... as we speak my penis is becoming much larger at the thought of you having diarrhea.\n\nPM me.
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6,299
Somebody get this man a Nobel Peace Prize!
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