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Or: It says insufficient years, you try 3 years, then 2, then 1 and get the same response each time. You think for a moment, and then it dawns on you. You don't have any years left. This is your last one. You have no time to sell. It feels like you can't breathe, and you can imagine an hourglass with sand slowly trickling down, down, down as if your life is slipping through your fingers.
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5,501
THIS GUY. THIS IS A FUNNY GUY.\n
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5,502
I swear to god I can *smell* this comment.
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5,503
Remember that streaker at Karen 's wedding? His dong was so beautiful.\n\nUm... No\n\nYeah me either.
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5,504
They always give you that death glare like, "YOU BEST NOT BE BREAKIN THE LAW CITIZEN. I AM THE LAW"
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5,505
it's pretty accurate. Thanks to heavily propaganda. People trust to russian TV for some reason and will trust anything they hear from TV. That's why Putin took under control all TV channels. People don't have choice as they receive one side of information only.
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5,506
I don't even want to fight a duck sized duck. Those bitches be mean.
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5,507
I can confirm this. I'm a horse shit inspector.
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5,508
>Tell your boss to fuck off\n\nGOOD PLAN FELLOW REDDITOR
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5,509
>until the 80s when the US blew its load and started seeing China.\n\nPOW! Right in the Kissinger!
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5,510
One of my favorite illusions is Flying. It's a dream anyone can relate to. All of these illusions take many years to develop. A lot of trial and error. Sometimes we have to change paths totally, but eventually, usually, we succeed. \n\nThe flying illusion took SEVEN years to develop - to make it really credible. I wanted to make it feel real: levitating inside a plexiglass box, levitating through hoops, flying while holding a woman from the audience.
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5,511
Go back in time. The world is your oyster and you can do whatever you want!!\n\n>"I'd stick legos up my arsehole"\n\nEdit: Darn it Reddit. *This* is now my top comment?!
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5,512
No copy editors in 2065 apparently.
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5,513
ಠ_ಠ\n\nNow that's out of the way, I saw the video like everyone else and I'm anal enough to have to actually figure it out.\n\nSadly, I'm not smart enough to do the math, but the formulas are all in the docs I linked.
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5,514
was he still wearing them?
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5,515
And the city's coat of arms will be a trumpet to celebrate his greatest love.
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5,516
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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5,517
WHY YOU NO DOCTOR YET, BABY?
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5,518
bullets are dumb, they see another bullet and think... "OH SHIT IM GETTING SHOT AT" then they slow down
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5,519
So DeAngalo created Eminem.
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5,520
I read it as John Madden.\n\nno thank you
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5,521
Here's the thing. We hand out and collect the two tests separately. It should have been obvious to him right away that the guy sitting next to him had a completely different test. The tests don't even look the same. His level of obliviousness was so high, I doubt even just telling him would have sunk in.
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5,522
Work from home, checking in. No pants and no bra are what keep me from taking the position upgrade that would make me have to work in the office. \n\nEdit: apparently no pants/bra equals send me your dick pics.
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5,523
I feel like Reddit is very hostile towards the "1%" But I dont share the same elitist views of other rich folks so I feel if you guys got to know me, you'd like me :)
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5,524
But correlation does not mean causation. Just because there is evidence to back up your "deeper meanings" does not mean the creator put it there on purpose. That's what I hated about English class. It always seemed like we were analyzing things that the author did not add on purpose but rather were discovered by readers.
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5,525
*still gets rejected*
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5,526
This seems like an American thing, people go hunting for any sign of racism. Which to me is almost racism in itself.\n\nI remember there was a college? football coach who said something like black football players usually have a very athletic body structure and are naturally gifted athletically...and he lost his job/forced to resign.
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5,527
A sad kid\n\n\n\nEdit: officially my top comment ever. Thank you reddit. And now I will go to the science museum with my restored love for all dinosaurs, that were dug out of the ground, and could not be more real. :)
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5,528
/r/relationships is full of people that don't understand.
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5,529
Am I getting paid to do this? Is this how I make my money back?
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5,530
This feeling is too real.
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5,531
2008 I had used marijuana for the prior 3 years to deal with a serious paragliding accident.
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5,532
I like to call that the "Nancy Grace".
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5,533
God. That is just classic her.
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5,534
It's Halloween today? That is really good timing.
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5,535
Fuck. It didn't occur to me that this just could have been the first time I heard her tell the story and not the first time she's told it.
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5,536
In other breaking news, the sky is blue
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5,537
As an American, I can confirm the validity of this statement.
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5,538
That kid looked well behaved to me. Appearances can be deceiving I guess.\n
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5,539
If I saw somebody carrying this IRL my first thought would be "How high am I right now?"
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5,540
Disbelief lol which makes it fun to talk about
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5,541
Then you sir, are a good-looking bastard.
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5,542
How much of a cunt to you have to be to think that doing shit like that to other peoples property is acceptable.
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5,543
Or tasting like a dead fish
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5,544
My mind is telling me no...\n\nBut my body. My body is telling me YEEAYYEAASSS
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5,545
when you get just the right stream and stand at just the right angle, no-hander feels badass
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5,546
Wholeheartedly. That's a scary thought. Makes me thankful
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5,547
http://imgur.com/Xsn3u.jpg
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5,548
Relevant xkcd: http://xkcd.com/799/
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5,549
It's nice to know that congress can fuck themselves on occasion.
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5,550
To be fair he typed it one handed with the video on repeat.
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5,551
Of course that's a thing.
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5,552
I read that as "...father in law is a vegetarian..."\nI was a little confused.
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5,553
>didn't plan ahead\n\n>family of 12\n\n\nAre you sensing a pattern?
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5,554
Really? My first instinct was to stick my duck in it.
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5,555
The comment is coming from inside the house.
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5,556
The same with elevators.
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5,557
My only problem with LOTR. \n\n"What business do an elf, a man, and a dwarf have in the Riddermark? Speak quickly."\n\n"We track a party of Urukai westward across the plain. They've ^taken ^two ^of ^our ^friends ^captive." \n\n"They did what?" \n\n"^They've ^taken ^two ^of ^our ^friends ^captive." \n\n"SAY WORDS! DON'T JUST MOVE YOUR LIPS!"
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5,558
How about perfectly smooth armpits on ladies in the medieval period?
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5,559
It is the understanding that things still exist when you aren't looking at them.\n\n^(<edit> \n Yeah I know people, quantum mechanics. This was an ELI5, and the observable/unobservable actions, plus the unpredictable nature of photons don't fit into a simple explanation. For all intents and purposes, lets say that this definition only applies to what can be observed with the naked eye. \n</edit>)
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5,560
This would surely result in immediate, accidental, self-dismemberment.
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5,561
The invention of the universal remote changed everything.
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5,562
Like he'd give a shit about your rocks. Dude tanked a meteorite to the face.
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5,563
DO YOU WANNA BUILD A DANISH
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5,564
I'm sure your mom hears that a lot.
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5,565
I think that's exactly what the terrorists want, a full out war, muslims vs everyone else. I bet they're elated, seeing stuff like this happen.
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5,566
Hello? 911? Yes I'd like to report my neighbor, they made a very clever mousetrap! Please come arrest them!
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5,567
http://imgur.com/a/5xCqv
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5,568
http://i.imgur.com/TJfBl.jpg
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5,569
If one existed then they would definitely be in jail.\n\nObligatory Edit: Thanks for my first gold, stranger. You made my day!
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5,570
http://imgur.com/n1nrI
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5,571
I certainly acknowledge the existence of priviledge, but I hate it when people use it as a way to invalidate one's opinion. I may be priviledged but I'm allowed to have opinions related to race, gender, class, etc.
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5,572
Not to mention the scholarships that would come your way when you are 12 years old applying to MIT and even if you do not have scholarships, your future knowledge would make you rich enough to afford any school you could get into.
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5,573
And we would call it The Orphan-Win-Free Show
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5,574
Shooting at things that are not white?
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5,575
http://imgur.com/huJr0
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5,576
Flavors go into the Flavor Graveyard if they don't sell enough. If people aren't buying enough of a particular flavor, they go to an early grave sometimes. And it's funny because my particular favorite flavor happens to be in the graveyard. Ben's too!
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5,577
http://imgur.com/2vLGs
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5,578
I died.\n\nThis comment has killed me and now I'm dead.
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5,579
"It's got a nice beat, and you can dance to it."
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5,580
Like [this?](http://i.imgur.com/hltzS26.jpg)
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5,581
The next time it happens, you should stare at the wig on the ground and frantically start patting your head like all your hair made a combined effort to leap off of your head.
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5,582
I don't want to say this, but is in Springfield. It is called Moe's.
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5,583
I'm... I'm not even sure who I feel more sorry for in this situation.
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5,584
They couldn't pay me to take a tour of Detroit.
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5,585
That is almost too ironic to be real.
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5,586
Welcome to the internet. We calculate the miles of suspenders Larry King owns.
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5,587
I wonder if people that have an IQ that high think about regular stuff like buttholes and sandwiches and stuff.
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5,588
"Tell that crazy Jolly Rancher story you told me last week!"\n\nEdit: Great now my highest rated comment ever is a reference to the Jolly Rancher story.
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5,589
What if you search the opposite? Porn child.\n\nIm imagining a 8 year old with leather clothes on, a Hulk Hogan mustache and a cigarette\n\n
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5,590
I was 16, I was a bit of an arsehole, I didn't realize how small the world can be.
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5,591
Maine is the Alabama of New England.
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5,592
Go get her, ya dingus! Sounds like she's still dropping hints
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5,593
Everyone you will ever meet knows something you don't. I respect that especially. I think I know to whom you refer, certain newscasters (?). When they ask odd questions, it generally means they're asking from their own experience. They have something on their mind(s). I work to respond to that.
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5,594
25k upvotes on /r/rawwr
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5,595
Why am I not surprised that out of a random battlebots image, not one, but BOTH robot designers/builders are on reddit?
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5,596
When I was really young, the nurse used to always tell me before shots that it would hurt a lot. That grown-ups usually leave crying but she thought I was probably tough enough to handle it. \n\nI'd feel like sharp pinch but be fine and walk away feeling like I was a fucking war hero.
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5,597
Gets photo with Seth Rogen. Camera is blurry.
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5,598
This is 10X more epic than the truth.
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5,599
Yep, the 80s were weird...
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