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i have a theoretical degree in physics
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5,101
That means you were pretty and other girls were jealous of you, I think.
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5,102
Doesn't even have to be Mars. \nWisconsin would also be ok. \nEdit: Gold? For that cheesy joke? Well, thanks.
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5,103
Hahahaha, that may have been my aunt! \nShe's a stylist, and got a life size mannequin for Christmas one year, she dresses it up and puts wigs on it and paints it's nails, not because she thinks it's a living being, but because she tries new styles and stuff on it. She's pretty quirky and eccentric and gave it a name, and likes to mess with new people who come to her house by acting like its her friend.
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5,104
Old people are awesome. I can't wait to be old so I can tell people when they are being assholes.
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5,105
More than 10 years at Google, and I have never felt this way. I have a family and 2 kids. If I work late it is because I want to, because I enjoy my work. I have NEVER ONCE gone in to work on a Saturday or Sunday.\n\nI have been promoted several times and have never been chided for having balance. In fact, we specifically set up rules to encourage balance.\n\nObviously different orgs have different cultures, but what you describe is NOT the only Google experience.
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5,106
That's a needlessly elaborate way to tell your friend he has a small penis.
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5,107
Until you ran into a dudes balls
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5,108
thats bullshit and you know it Pam
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5,109
I feel it is the most common opinion. Personally I found this paper pretty crude, vulgar and hollow, and still do. Still, their death by the hand of insecure scums is most infuriating.
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5,110
It's probably the fact that they're in a cornfield in autumn. \n\nOr the typical family style theme to it. \n\nOr the fact that they're all white...
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5,111
http://i.imgur.com/hhD5sSs.jpg
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5,112
"The bagger on four may be plotting a mutiny, do you see the way he is opening bags with a flourish? He's communicating to the other conspirators using semaphore."
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5,113
LOL! I GET IT! Because the guy is a big bear and six bullets won't kill it!
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5,114
You are dumber than a box of rocks and that rock that you were throwing was just trying to find its way home inside of your head with the rest of its family.
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5,115
You could, you know ... Stop doing that.
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5,116
Or she gave out a lot of hand jobs.
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5,117
Skype is seriously the worst most popular program.
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5,118
I rub my dick raw in the shower.
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5,119
good question, I am the sole exporter (In the way of legalized monopolies) of Apple products into certain parts of the world. This enables me to sell the $650 iphones sold here in apple stores for 200%-500% mark ups as well as all other Apple products. I am relatively young so I have a passion for cars and I have those moments when I walk into a dealership and they don't take me seriously due to the way I looks and dress and just say fuck it and drop a quarter million.
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5,120
They're wildly unpopular!
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5,121
Today he'd be in jail for the next 40 years for acts of terrorism
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5,122
I hope it wasn't the three-year-old.
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5,123
man they're gonna send *sooooo many* mad texts.
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5,124
I had a buddy in high school who had love stains on the backseat. In a bright yellow PT Cruiser no less.
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5,125
cheers for good parenting.
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5,126
My girlfriend told me I was a pedophile.\n\nI said, that's a pretty big word for a seven-year-old.
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5,127
My favorite thing is to call them "cowboy."\n\nExample: Calm down, cowboy.\n\n\n\nYou'll never see anyone get more pissed.
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5,128
I'm sure there are eight sides to this story.
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5,129
But the number is on the sign.
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5,130
"MOOOOMMM! HANG UP THE PHOOOONE!!! I GOT IT. HANG UP!!!!"
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5,131
He drink da poo poo from da mans anouse.
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5,132
i think he was having trouble taking the other guy seriously.
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5,133
My brother also asked him to sign a picture and write something inspirational for him and his roommates at college. He wrote this saying it was the most inspiration thing he could write http://i.imgur.com/1cF8JJl.jpg\n
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5,134
Its ok he still looks like an albino velociraptor
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5,135
How do the kids wake up then!?! There must be an infinite chain of children waking each other up until it gets to you.
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5,136
I see it now. After you left the shop, the little gator gazed wistfully at the shopkeeper. 'not today, Allen, not today...' The shopkeeper says, as the forlorn reptile turns away, a small tear forming..
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5,137
We corrected the fucking President of the USA...
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5,138
Then poop happens. It's one of the risks you take when you put something in an asshole.
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5,139
(ಠ,,,ಠ)
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5,140
Actually, the proper plural is "Golla".
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5,141
watercoloured. ish.\n\nhttp://i.imgur.com/EPLwa2b.jpg
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5,142
So you're a babe, like league and post on reddit? Message me if you ever visit New Zealand.
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5,143
ouch... Right in the feels.
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5,144
The RuneScape variant: drop all your items and press ALT and F4.\n\n10/10.
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5,145
I find it best to be very open about it. If I don't see it as a big deal, no one else will either. Most people who know me know about it.
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5,146
Add Atheism or Islam to the mix
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5,147
He could tell by the positions of the shadows around the room.
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5,148
Unfortunately, their environment is our environment. It's all the same ocean, the same atmosphere. I wish pollution followed man-made international boundaries, but it does not.
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5,149
I'll boycott it as well. It's always nice when I can say that, and really mean it. I don't know if I've ever seen one, let alone been in one. I don't even know if they sell things a man would want. No clue.\n\nChick-Fil-A has been difficult though. My god I loved their food.\n\nEdit: I'm amazed at how many people are angry at me for not wanting to eat at a restaurant for reasons that extend outside of food quality. This is why I enjoy Reddit though.
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5,150
"fuck our way up the food chain"\n\nFuck, that was awesome.
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5,151
Hindrance of a non-existent thing is now possible? Cool.
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5,152
I am impressed by the group commitment to this one.
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5,153
As an engineer whenever I get put into a non-engineering class I'm taken aback when there are girls there. It's so awkward I usually sit in a corner examining somewhat terrified.
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5,154
This is the strangest thread I've ever seen on reddit. \n\n*and I have seen some fucking strange shit on reddit*
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5,155
You also won't be driving the car.
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5,156
It was probably finger lickin' good too.
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5,157
After your comment, I now picture him telling this joke to his friends like this:\n\nYOU SEE?? IT'S NOT *JUST* A LAME PUN!! **IT'S THE *ACTUAL REASON* BICYCLES CAN'T STAND UP ON THEIR OWN! DO YOU GUYS GET IT?!?!** while standing up and gesturing his arms semi wildly.
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5,158
I ended our "relationship" immediately. I drove her straight home and I never spoke to her again - except to accuse her of being a sociopath (which I think, in hindsight, was absolutely the case).
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5,159
So it was jalapeno business?
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5,160
9 years old?? Holy shit! How did you not die from the beat in? Was it other 9 year olds beating you or grown men?
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5,161
http://i.qkme.me/3pgg4x.jpg
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5,162
The worst part to me is that when Mother Theresa herself needed medical care she received first class treatment. Apparently suffering was only beautiful when it was other people who were suffering.
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5,163
This is why vegans will never win. Oreos are ok, but milk is not.\n\nEdit: I knew it was only a matter of time before the Almond Milk Army showed up.
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5,164
I'm simultaneously flabbergasted that someone with your specific professional knowledge happened to read salamanque1's post, and fascinated by the contents of your reply! Well said!
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5,165
There once was a girl from Nantucket\n\nWho took all of her men up the bucket:\n\n"My cooter's off limits--\n\nThere's a cyst growing in it!--\n\nAnd that baby might pop if you fuck it!"
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5,166
You just convinced me that toitets should remain segregated by gender. Forever.
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5,167
This is the first time I've heard of people coming together through velociraptors rather than being torn apart.
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5,168
cleanest sandwich in town
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5,169
Quite the opposite. I was the douche.
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5,170
Then, after 15 hours have it play a different song. They experience a huge moment of catharsis....\n\nThe random other song winds down.... then they hear: **Whats new Pussycat!!!...**\n\nIn a moment the participant goes from totally relaxed to livid. They start cursing and storm out of the room.
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5,171
Please see attached resummaise.
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5,172
> By the way, if you want to know what I think about this whole reddit experience - NOT BAD!\n\nhttp://i.imgur.com/VKN34.jpg\n\nHE KNOWS
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5,173
In Canada we swear allegiance to a person: The Queen of England. Swearing allegiance to the flag as a symbol of the United States, rather than a monarch, president, or deity, is actually brilliant, IMO.
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5,174
Great summary but you should put the death of "the treasured and familiar character" in spoiler tags.... it really ruined the whole thing for me.
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5,175
I think your server was Zach Galifianakis.
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5,176
"I think you need to be a little more...flexible."
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5,177
Wow, he really was good at wrestling then.
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5,178
This pretty much ruined The Hunger Games for me. It was like, all games and no hunger.
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5,179
In Canada it infuriates us, so we (the cut-ees) give each other looks like "Can you believe this guy?" then make passive-aggressive gestures towards him and act salty while we continue to wait quietly.
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5,180
That's why you should always semi up.
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5,181
The world also needs a shitload more teachers like you.
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5,182
Welp, back to square one then I guess. Do you have James Franco's home number on you?
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5,183
Get this man to NASA.
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5,184
Left: normal kid.\n\nOthers: Bond villains.
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5,185
I bet you get a real feeling of joy when you ore gas 'em.
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5,186
Jordan - I'm a Bulls guy.
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5,187
>meating new people
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5,188
Jenna or the whiskey?
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5,189
If there's one thing Americans and British can agree on, it's how much we hate the French.
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5,190
Somewhere I want to be.
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5,191
To be smart, strong, and brave.
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5,192
Give a man a mask and he will show you his true face.
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5,193
do you play for the patriots?
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5,194
So, is it safe to say you have a bird in the hand?
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5,195
I have an older model, kinda big though. Works like a charm and is completely automated every day. It's called the Sun.
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5,196
HELLO\n\nYES THIS IS GHOST
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5,197
IT'S PEOPLE! REDDIT IS MADE OUT OF PEOPLE!
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5,198
And I found my new band name
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5,199
Yeah, his 5 year old child is too
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