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4,500
So you are saying even though he robbed food from you guys......his meal was delivered??
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4,501
If you fuck up we will shoot you again.
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4,502
The problem is that people that are not in the medical field say "I was out shoveling snow and pulled a muscle, now my chest hurts" not realizing that the excess activity caused a heart attack. All chest pain is a heart attack until we do an EKG, chest X-ray and troponins. Until then, I don't care what your story is, unless the chest pain is from a stabbing or shooting.
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4,503
Probably the best moment of my career was landing the 900, as you, in Tony Hawk pro-skater.
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4,504
WELL THEN.\n\nI WASN'T GOING TO BRING ANY OF THOSE UP BUT HEY. I GUESS THE CAT'S OUT OF THE MOTHERFUCKING BAG.
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4,505
ELI5: what is object permanence?\n\nNo, really.
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4,506
OOOOHHHH SHIT. YOU DODGED LARGEST BULLET BRO.
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4,507
There are no accidents...
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4,508
I think I'd make mine Scary Terry. I'd have miniature swords for fingers instead of knives! \n\n"You can run but you can't hide, Bitch!"
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4,509
I know, right? I never expected the helicopter to turn into a plane.
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4,510
http://i.imgur.com/YQiow.png
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4,511
Well, it was the woman who came up to me and said "I call one thigh BEN and the other thigh JERRY."
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4,512
He always wins you said, fuck him.\n\nEdit: Relax, it's a joke ladies and gents. He doesn't need to be fucked.
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4,513
I can't even imagine what kind of nightmare that must have been. There you are on a set made to look like a spaceship, with a bunch of people dressed up as monsters/aliens, all the while having to pretend to be another person, then having to deal with hallucinations? \n\nFuck that.
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4,514
If you're using your dick as a gynecologist... I think you're doing something wrong.
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4,515
Thinking that all Americans are stupid/ignorant is like thinking all Germans are Nazis.
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4,516
Not like you're suggesting. I'd say if anything its something that word gets around on and women are curious at the very least. Some cross their legs immediately, and that's totally their choice.
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4,517
A mysterious gas cloud of alien origin envelopes the Earth, turning all womens' hair red. Like season 1 Scully red. The gas cloud also has a sterilization effect on all the men, except for one fat writer with a small wiener. Women, however, discover they are able to retain their fertility by dressing like it's 1986, and the salvation of the species begins in a giant room lined with black fur.
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4,518
Honestly I'd be bummed out if he WASN'T an asshole.
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4,519
That's because "thank you for your service" is super easy to say and has literally no meaning today. People want to give the impression that they care, investing in veteran benefits and fixing a truly broken system requires actual attention to the problem and actually doing something about it. \n\nEdit: thanks for the gold!
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4,520
Because she's getting out-debated. She's just yelling over him and acting like he's not getting it because she's got no other ammo.
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4,521
I too, was not expecting a real life, interesting and relevant example. I don't know what to do now.\n\n
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4,522
I see skies of black\n\nHills of white\n\nCraters of grey\n\nNo day and night\n\nAnd I think to myself\n\nWhat a visually bland mooooooon\n\nEDIT: Holy shit, my first gold and it's on my porn account. Thanks, person!
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4,523
Don't worry we already did
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4,524
Building.....insufficient funds.
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4,525
I first thought you meant a strip growing out your ass and up your back
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4,526
upvote. I always hated the awkward, "Is _____ there?"
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4,527
They say that blind people have a heightened sense of smell. Are you *sure* he never knew?
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4,528
I still don't know. Explain?
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4,529
Flies are terrible for sighted people too. It's an instinctual reaction to panic when one gets too close to your ear, because they sound huge, and that's all that matters to your fight-or-flight response.\n\nAlso, dick, penis, poop. I hope you have software that reads this out loud.
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4,530
Okay...I'm gonna walk away now
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4,531
Also zero guaranteed income or job security.
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4,532
He didn't fuck her but still ended up getting her wet.
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4,533
It's cold in here, I said there must be some Toros in the atmosphere.
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4,534
"I'm not a racist ,you Persian cunts."
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4,535
It's easier to go upstairs than to unbreak your jaw.
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4,536
This includes mods on reddit. Folks who mod bigger subs tend to have a bigger head about it. It's seen as a bragging right even though to us everyday users it doesn't mean anything.
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4,537
A Reddit DDoS is the most friendly DDoS.
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4,538
I'd like to meet the asshole who thought it was a good idea to use *literally* the most annoying sound in the world to try to get me to buy stuff. Seriously, what was that dude thinking?
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4,539
i go fishing for girlfriends all the time. but i never land the hook...
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4,540
in Afghanistan, naturally.
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4,541
I don't know how old you are, or how much savings you have, but you may be underestimating how much you need to live the rest of your life. At my age (31) that would not be enough money.
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4,542
Point #2 deserves some attention. \n\nHer mother will judge her daughter from then on. If your last impression with her mother is polite, composed, and heartfelt, she will remember that.... And nag her daughter until she dies about the one that got away, or how the new little shit she's dating doesn't stack up to you.\n\n1 year of psychological torment? Or condemnation that only a mother can give?\n\nEasy choice.
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4,543
Am I the only one around here who doesn't use a lubricant for masturbation?\n\nEdit: TIL it's more prominent among circumcised men to use lube when masturbating. Thanks for teaching me about your masturbation practices reddit!
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4,544
I want to know how many people thought about fucking me.
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4,545
Actually it was 11 times, but taxes are a bitch.
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4,546
My brother's friends once met George Lopez and only said "I loved you in shark boy and lava girl." Needless to say he was not pleased.
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4,547
> and my mommy is my mommy.\n\nThis is the best clarification I've ever seen.
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4,548
"ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY!?"
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4,549
People, take note. This is what "trolling" actually is.
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4,550
He probably saved a dollar over 10 years. You can't argue with savings.
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4,551
I love the smell of a bookstore.\n\n\n^^^^^^^.\n\nEDIT: How the hell did this blow up?
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4,552
As an Englishman, I didn't know they had the internet in prison.\n\nEDIT: i said 'a' (Englishman) instead of "an", i'm surprised no one picked up on it.
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4,553
Just for you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZitpGRoM38
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4,554
Everyone knows this is false. We just say it to convince 13 year old boys to get rid of that scraggly-ass peach fuzz they think is so macho.
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4,555
Legolas, your mother loved you \n
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4,556
I'll go to the return address, knock on the door, and give him a PS4. That'll show him!
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4,557
I can kinda believe some of this is butter.
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4,558
There are SIX callers ahead of us Jimmy!
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4,559
Seriously though. Think about that for a minute. These students were killed simply because they might have disrupted some bullshit ceremony in her honour. \n\nKilled.
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4,560
You're not supposed to throw out the plastic bag either, you are meant to throw it into another larger plastic bag forever
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4,561
Why not both?\n\nHe gets hit on the head during the second act and the tables flip. Eventually his tactics and sheer confidence help rally the teams courage and they begin to win!
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4,562
To be honest, I read it and thought it was an actual term that I just wasn't aware of. It sounded real.\n
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4,563
*sigh*\n\nTake your upvote and go.
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4,564
The upside is that OP profited from the fruit of his labor.
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4,565
Your brother was using that word ass backwards.
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4,566
In New Orleans those people are referred to as the middle class.
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4,567
Said I_FAP_TO_TURKEYS...
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4,568
You are the type of person that deserves to never see the light of day.\n\nEDIT: I'm sad to say this is my most upvoted comment...
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4,569
See also: [This guy who was sentenced to 4 years in jail because they found a spec of marijuana stuck to the bottom of his shoe](http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-512815/Briton-jailed-years-Dubai-customs-cannabis-weighing-grain-sugar-shoe.html).\n\nI have been to the UAE I do not recommend it. I would not return, though I am still glad I went, as it was eye opening.
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4,570
You mean the Olsen octuplets
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4,571
Because we are always asked. Since few people are ethnically from the US, it is common for a bunch of people to sit around and discuss their ethnic heritage for conversation/ to shoot the shit.
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4,572
Rule 1 -- Be attractive.\n\nRule 2 -- Don't be unattractive.
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4,573
I think the team should see this if any have not: http://xkcd.com/695/
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4,574
Remember that the next time you're soaked in sweat. It's your super power.
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4,575
>sometimes giving them to cute kids\n\nBut not the ugly ones.
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4,576
So he DOES have something against opinions: when they don't agree with his.\n\nGlad I was never a fan.
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4,577
So basically it threw the controller because it sucked at Tetris
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4,578
Angry poop is the worst poop.
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4,579
New game - "Cock pockets"
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4,580
I think not having a home makes you homeless technically.
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4,581
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-8Kek3zM9Ia0/T3lLeta4RAI/AAAAAAAABjw/DL8NyE7RER0/s1600/SIMON-COWELL-HAPPY-GIF.gif
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4,582
TIL "excellent scientist" is a synonym for "dead person"
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4,583
Mostly teenagers. And I've always been big for my age, and I grew up in one of the worst ghettos in the US, so I was tougher than the average 9 year old
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4,584
Maybe that's just what her and frank do to help them get to sleep at night because of all the noise the cats make.\n\n\n*edit* thank you so much for the gold! i cant tell you how many times someone beats me to the punch with the exact same comment i had in mind. However, on my phone in bed after 2am last night i finally found victory! so glad i didn't just put me phone down and go to sleep like my S.O bitterly griped.
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4,585
This is the godfather of all shin knocks.
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4,586
Friend zone level 99: Chick would rather be boned by her dog than you
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4,587
Same with rabbits. An entire life of "fuck shit what was that fuck shit did you fucking hear that fuck shit"
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4,588
You're missing the point, nobody wants their info, nobody should give a shit who they are. Just forward them this picture. That's the whole point of this thread.
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4,589
Animal is always the safe bet. Though I'm partial to Oscar.
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4,590
He deserved it way before mistreating the cat. Anyone who films themselves playing guitar while wearing sunglasses needs this to happen on a daily basis.
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4,591
I'm not surprised. Some of the most audacious douchebaggery I've seen in my life was done by old ladies
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4,592
Easiest Mile High Club membership ever.
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4,593
Met her in tinder. She's smokin hot, so I definately was willing to give her more patience than usual. I just can't anymore though. \n\nEdit : oops
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4,594
This is the only answer.
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4,595
"This isn't your average, everyday darkness. This is... **advanced** darkness."
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4,596
Like waterboarding a bobcat
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4,597
no fucking way ross would survive a purge
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4,598
Personally I think it's because she has a super ethnic look.\n\nPlus she has huge tits.
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4,599
But they were dead, because I had already murdered them in a fit of rage.
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