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409,600
The moon is obviously a Soros-funded, leftist body.
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409,601
It's a tiny ass-grill.
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409,602
I like people who give solutions to problems. Have an upvote.
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409,603
I saw plenty of this in college. "New" versions with nothing substantial changed. One time I just bought the old version and used it without any problems.
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409,604
Hes flatlined shock him...yikes
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409,605
You say that like Favre wasn't just a big 12 year old for most of his career.
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409,606
THAT'S IT WORLD. I AM PREPARED TO BE COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY BURIED BUT I AM GOING TO SAY THIS BECAUSE I DON'T CARE AND I AM SO BRAVE....
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409,607
Your new dog's name shall be Peter Parker.
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409,608
Cashmere colored uggs. I'd rather have comfy feet while in fashion hell.
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409,609
They're just going to hijack the thread.
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409,610
i took the courtesy of putting this together for you:\n\nhttp://imgur.com/Pt6Vk
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409,611
I wonder how he got so good at acting crazy.
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409,612
Haven't dropped her once! Although one time I did lift her into a ceiling fan, she now claims she has propellerphobia.
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409,613
I'm ~~the guy~~ the one on the right.
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409,614
You're one of the few other people I've heard who liked the ending. I thought it was the perfect way to end it.
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409,615
> "Once you graduate, you're fair game, and I'm going to hump the shit out of you."\n\nI like this version better.
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409,616
IE is built into the system -smart-kid-\n\nYou don't see how much memory it REALLY uses because half it's memory is used under separate process/system tasks\n\nthe browser is NOT a separate application
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409,617
"And we all opened this .exe to DDoS the government's servers... A lot of good man died that day."
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409,618
Dammit OP!!! You just couldn't leaf it alone. I'm usually a sap for puns, but you went too far with this one. Probably gonna lead to a falling out.
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409,619
It would have been funnier if he turned around and screamed "Mother of GOD!"
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409,620
That'll have to do for now.
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409,621
Word. No twist ending, no caveat, everything comin' up Sarkhan.\n
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409,622
Looks more vanilla to me.
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409,623
We were being serious.....
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409,624
By 'processed' you mean handled the paperwork to transfer her to a nice farm in the country, right? Right, Dad?!
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409,625
"Oh yeah! Cough for me, you whore!"
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409,626
Relax ... deep breaths... find your inner- \n\n*MISSA WORLWIDE*
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409,627
The night that keeps on giving. \n\ncooties.
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409,628
Wisconsinites leave their caves only once every 50 years to bring cheese to the masses.
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409,629
You could just tell them the policy without asking the question. Ultimately the answer to the question should change the fact you tell them it anyway, so why ask?
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409,630
So you know a guy who really wants to be a rapist.
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409,631
No he cant work for dig. He said he had a job.
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409,632
You are what you eat, and your semen tastes like it. Veggies and meats make it bitter, fruits and sweets make it sweeter. Beer and other alcohol change the taste for the better, diet soda will be very sweet. \n\nEdit: you people with salty cum need to cut your sodium intake, eat some fresh foods! (But please, eat a fruit for every vegetable, your favorite cocksucker will thank you) \n\nSource: I'm a cum connoisseur
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409,633
My roommate's phone was stolen less than a month ago when we were on the metro. The first thing the cops asked about is if she had a tracking app on her iphone. (she didn't)
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409,634
This is a map of Hell.\n
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409,635
You're exactly the type of pussy frenchman that he doesn't want to work for. Go fuck yourself.
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409,636
do you literally work for Hitler?
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409,637
DAMMIT MITTENS YOU DON'T EVEN TAP CARDS IN YU-GI-OH!
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409,638
You're thinking of artisan.
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409,639
Yeah, you seem like the ambassador of manners yourself.
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409,640
That was him showing Dunn respect, back.
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409,641
I wanted to understand what you mean, but my AOL hours are almost up and I can't waste it
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409,642
Scared? \n\nNo.\n\nIn general, size is not that important to me.
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409,643
There is no way to know that "shaking things up" would lead to anything except heartbreak and despair. I am very happy with my life the way it is. My parents and both sets of grandparents were never divorced. The same is true for my wife's parents and grandparents. I like the thought of us not breaking that chain. Still together when we're 80 (or however old we get). I just feel like that's worth more than any crush. Maybe I'm wrong. We'll see.
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409,644
Whiskey for whiskers was much funnier
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409,645
Ohh the rage fire building in me just reading this...
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409,646
I guess most of this sub is too young to remember Little Shop of Horrors. That's exactly what I saw
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409,647
he's clearly had to prove 802 other people wrong about things, I assume along the lines of 100kg in biceps is heavier than 100kg in squats, or platypuses are actually just ducks in a onesie.
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409,648
but can we gay away the pray?
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409,649
Thanks Alex\n\nOtters are neat, racism isn't.
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409,650
Sounds like he's dead. you should really check on that guy.
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409,651
Donde, está, la biblioteca. \n\nMe llamo T-Bone La araña discoteca. \n\nDiscoteca, muñeca, La biblioteca \n\nEstá en bigotes grandes, el perro, manteca. \n\nManteca, bigotes, gigante, pequeño,\n\n la cabeza es nieve, cerveza es bueno. \n\nBuenos dias, me gusta papas frías, \n\nlos bigotes de la cabra Es Cameron Diaz.
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409,652
I work in IT and have it easy. If you can converse in an email with the parent, do it. Otherwise, record phone conversations. Refuse to speak to them in person if they become spasticated
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409,653
There are no assholes in Portland. Nicest city on earth. No but seriously not really.
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409,654
*rechecks image again*\n\n... \n\nSomeone somewhere just got fired for a shitty... forehead job? Is.. is that a thing?
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409,655
I actually work for Google. It's definitely great, but it's not like I'm pampered by several beautiful women while I sit on a beach all day long.\n\n**EDIT:** It's only a few beautiful women.
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409,656
That's enough of that kind of language.
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409,657
then why not just tell him why and then how to fix it. that's what men do, and it works better to solve the problem.
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409,658
Also: Schindler's List
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409,659
The thing I found fascinating about TPM is that Darth Maul's double ended lightsaber is played like it's some big secret.\n\nIn the first fight on Tattooine he only uses one end of the saber.\n\nIn the fight at the end he lights up one end (big dramatic pause) then lights up the other end.\n\nIf it hadn't been ruined by marketing it could have been one of the big surprise moments in the franchise.
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409,660
The sheer number of people that think "eating fewer calories doesn't work for everybody" blows my mind. By definition it works! I don't care if you have a thyroid condition, if I dropped you off on a deserted island for a year I'd come back to find one of two things. A skinny person, or a skinny corpse. You have a medical condition that lowers your metabolism by 1000 calories a day? Well guess what would happen if you *factored that in*.
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409,661
Shit, why don't you salt our land while you're at it?
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409,662
**I N C E S T I O N**
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409,663
dude. i lived in Costa Rica for 4 years and never had more than $400 to my name. just say "Pura Vida" and smile a lot. you'll be fine.
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409,664
When I met my new doctor, (gorgeous female) we exchanged pleasantries, had a brief talk, she told me to get undressed then felt me up by cupping and kneading my balls. Really it was the quickest pickup I have ever had done on me. Even though I'm sure she does that with all the boys. ;P
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409,665
oh crap. sorry boss.
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409,666
A wise man once told me "Never sweat on company time, and never shit on your own time". Words to live by.
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409,667
Kevin was a little asshole.
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409,668
I lost.\n\nYou just made me cry.
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409,669
*Sent from my brand new HTC phone*
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409,670
Show her your nunchucks. Bitches love nunchuks
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409,671
> I attacked my parents' wireless router\n\nHell I want to do this while I'm awake. Piece of shit D-Link...
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409,672
Your friend must have been so proud
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409,673
1. Get off reddit.\n\n2. Shave your head.\n\n3. Be black (?)
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409,674
This absolutely needs to be said. It's not our fault we pronounce it how it's spelled.\n\n
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409,675
I'm glad he didn't mention it. It made it all the better.
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409,676
It took me 20 years before I realized there were (at least) two types of ginger ale. All I had ever had was the light, crisp, bubbly 'canada dry'. Then one day I was at a friend's house grilling and he grabs me a ginger ale and I take big sip only to discover the second type of ginger ale which wikipedia describes as, "considerably darker in color and has a stronger ginger content than is customary."\n\nThat's an understatement.
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409,677
You have been banned from /r/pyongyang.
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409,678
Pretty much how reddit works, too.
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409,679
That part alone should be grounds for dismissal. As a police officer, you are a trained professional in the business of public security and *saving lives*. How did this guy even *think* it would be appropriate to berate her like that?
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409,680
I like this because it's not about revenge or anything, its about doing good deeds. :P Good on ya.
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409,681
Your username makes me feel nauseous.
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409,682
HAHA! *THOSE AREN'T THE TYPICAL CAR ACCESSORIES A PRIUS DRIVER WOULD HAVE!*
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409,683
Didn't see that coming.
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409,684
It's Australia. He was actually referring to the attic.
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409,685
Do they sell it in black or very very dark grey?
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409,686
I had a lemon party one time...
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409,687
His parents already told him that in front of everyone. If anything, it fueled him even more.
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409,688
He's actually pretty rude.
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409,689
You mean like overcharge her for a set of tires?
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409,690
Flash is no longer supported on Android.
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409,691
We're gonna have to talk about the way you're abusing those bridges, son.
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409,692
BECAUSE TURN 3 MECHANICAL YETI KILLS YOUR 2 DROP, DESTROYS YOUR 3 DROP AND FUCKS YOUR GIRLFRIEND
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409,693
Worst. breakup. kit. ever.
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409,694
According to charity navigator they had a revenue of $3.5B last year, they hold $2B in assets and their total expenditures last year were $3.3B, meaning they could've paid off almost half their debt if necessary.
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409,695
You smell like mentholyptus!
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409,696
You've earned the right to sing to your chicken parm sandwich every day, Peyton.
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409,697
Is it not possible that she might just be an honest person who felt being in a relationship with the OP wasn't right for her, before changing her mind 2 weeks later after having had time to mull it over?\n\nOh, that's right I forgot... this is Reddit. All girls are liars and whores.
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409,698
And that's my cue to close this tab.
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409,699
How do you know when to stop wiping?
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