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"You can fit another finger in, I know you can!" \n-Every man
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409,401
YOU FORGOT THE HOT BLONDES.
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409,402
They aren't? The actors over at RedTube are REALLY good.
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409,403
Absolutely positive he's not, maybe at one time, but that probably ended years ago. Their relationship is incredibly irregular (To say the least).
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409,404
TIL that a "sexual health nurse" is something real, not just a porno character.
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409,405
If people keep reading them I'll keep making them :)
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409,406
Remember when console gamers signed a petition to keep GTA V from coming to PC?\n\n[Buttmad = very yes.](http://i.imgur.com/L0ov3wQ.jpg)
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409,407
Some cookies and muffins.. that are still warm from the oven!
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409,408
Goddammit, out of toner *again*? Will you morons stop faxing entire horses!\n\nLook, this one came through pure, shiny white! Better hope it can outrun predators!
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409,409
It's refreshing to hear someone give credit to an ex and the step dad. Usually you just hear bitterness.
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409,410
I would call the families direct victims but yeah.
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409,411
i do this on accident sometimes. :( Really trying to stop.\n\nEDIT*** But to be clear, I think I got into the habit as a way to relate to the issue that the person is talking about. Once I realize I have done it, I try to whip it back around to the topic we were originally discussing. Is this a legit way to make up for it?\n\n\nEDIT *** Shit, I just did that to this thread didn't I... sorry, you were saying?
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409,412
Hmm, yes, perhaps some sort of final solution is in order.
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409,413
>I survived it but was not so lucky\n\nStorytime? (If only you feel comfortable sharing)
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409,414
Best for the franchise. Everyone is always saying how important o-line is
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409,415
Nice try, Conspiracy Keanu!
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409,416
That's because you can't erase the other 4%.
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409,417
Other than the films themselves... no.\n\nFor instance, near the end of BTTF1, when Marty is getting ready to race down the street to catch the lightning strike from the clock tower, the Delorean won't start. At the same time, Doc is flying around in the hover Delorean from near the end of BTTF2. The second he gets struck by lightning (and is sent back to the 1880s), the Delorean that Marty is in during BTTF1 starts right up and he's able to go on.
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409,418
She'd have to explain how she got away from him.
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409,419
whywhyWHY do people do that? Lie in such an obvious and ridiculous way?? It makes me angry because it seems like they think the people they are telling it to are stupid enough to buy it.
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409,420
1,000,000th visiitor?\n\nSure I'll claim my prize!\n\n[Edit: bah, aFlyingGuru beat me to it.]
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409,421
I would suck a dick for that truck.
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409,422
You are what we call a Lazy-Gay.
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409,423
>because in his hand was a broken umbrella\n\nI missed the word "in" the first couple times I read this. Made the following lines read like a scene out of some fucked up Japanese post-apocalyptic horror movie.
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409,424
Someone who travels regularly on light rail.
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409,425
You. You made it all better.
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409,426
Pfft, asking reddit if they recognize a scene from CS is like getting a monkey hard and wondering if it'll touch itself. I haven't played this game in 9+ years and I still recognize this!
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409,427
One would assume the mistake was that he clicked on Photo Booth, at which point he saw this image and decided to take the photo because it was funny. \n\n\nEDIT: Spelling
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409,428
But only at night. Otherwise they'd get burned.
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409,429
It's not really a mission, but rather a destiny though. \nThey clearly say there's no way back, people will live and die there.
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409,430
> Gender dysphoria is not something to take lightly.\n\nReddit has a long way to go here.
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409,431
This is the best possible response when someone tells you they shit their pants.
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409,432
that's historical reagan, not mythological reagan.
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409,433
Sometimes I would. Most of the times I signed off if this was something minor. I didn't want to bother.
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409,434
Saw it in half? You're thinking too small. Disguise it slightly and call the police, get the bomb squad to come and blow it up with a controlled detonation.
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409,435
Red Army = Zapp Brannigan \n"You see, Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them, until they reached their limit and shut down."
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409,436
You don't have to register as Democrat to vote Democrat, and vice versa.
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409,437
No dinner until you reach Exalted rep!
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409,438
WE'LL DO IT DRY!\n\nEdit: wow, I didn't feel good after making that joke. Some jokes make you feel good after you put them down... this is not one of them.
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409,439
> To some people, it makes a vas deferens\n\nFTFY
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409,440
Yes! This is such an amazingly apt description of how horribly stupid that plot was!
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409,441
It will get better.\n\nI promise you.
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409,442
It couldn't be worse than changing lanes accidentally, done that once\n\nRemember the family guy episode where Peter banged his knee? Well that was her with her hand on her ass
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409,443
If I understood even half of what you said, I wouldn't be a Whiterun guard.
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409,444
I choose to believe you.\n\nYou have 12 hours to deliver.
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409,445
Funny thing, my dad told me my dog I always loved got sent to that farm.\n\nHe then told me weeks later that a snake bit her on the farm and died, so I guess it was a real place after all.
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409,446
And if you died, she would eat your toes first.
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409,447
Especially if you are so self conscious about it that you request to be photoshopped bigger. If carrot top can do it, fucking anyone can do it.
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409,448
I'm sorry Officer I... I didn't know I couldn't do that.
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409,449
Holy shit im a massive whore.
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409,450
God, I love it when I run into you.
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409,451
Artest has some serious mental problems. The same thing happened after the Malice at the Palace. \n\n[Stephen Jackson: After we calmed down, [Artest] looked at me like, "Jack, you think we going to get in trouble?" Jamaal Tinsley fell out laughing. I said, "Are you serious, bro? Trouble? Ron, we'll be lucky if we have a freaking job." That lets me know he wasn't in his right mind, to ask that question.](http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/7612311/view/full/an-oral-history-malice-palace)
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409,452
>I think I got semi-molested; but whatever.\n\nOne of the greatest sentences I've ever read.
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409,453
He's an authority on garnering massive amounts of negative karma.
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409,454
Thanks miner. I suspect there are other guys like me with $100K or so ready to invest. I think there will be tons more volatility before there is a true bottom, but it's interesting here for sure.
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409,455
Marriage is a public commitment. I dont need proof from the government to prove my love for my wife. That piece of paper isnt our marriage, our love and life together are.
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409,456
Glasses on, hair down. Have we tried up, off?
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409,457
That's the best euphemism for sex I've heard all day.
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409,458
I frowned, looked deep into my soul. This had never even been proposed before.\n\nI looked for the social pressure, the confused acceptance, but it wasn't there. I looked for the oppressed dissatisfaction, but instead I found exuberance. Pure joy, and a happy little place in my soul where ATAT's stomp all day. \n\nSo, having done my research, fuck you.
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409,459
This should be higher up. A company would not give away a million dollars for one exploit, no one trusts their code that much. I found the whole "million dollar an exploit" thing a little odd because the highest previously I had been aware of was Google offering 20k for people at the pwn2own competition.
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409,460
Now attempt to remember and use this, but jumble the shit out of it.\n\n"Well I'm a cunt and I know you're a gynecologist I see.. Fuck.."
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409,461
Because picking lice off of your face is probably not very much fun.
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409,462
I deleted that dude, never changed his profile pic.
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409,463
Shit, good point! [Fixed](http://i.imgur.com/hVTX0.jpg).
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409,464
No, it will be released from space.
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409,465
From experience this works way too well.
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409,466
You hopeless romantic, you.
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409,467
And Canada won't either...
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409,468
that is the best slut inslut I've heard in a long time. \n\nNinja Edit- realized my typo. leaving it. it belongs here.
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409,469
Making a Silmarillion movie would be like trying to make a movie about the Old Testament.
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409,470
"hunky-dory" always sounded like a Korean restaurant chain to me.\n\n*Hunki Dori*
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409,471
Similarly, Sloan has tons of great material.
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409,472
Because the adults are working now.
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409,473
*and* cell phone use!
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409,474
Hissed? You mean like a cat?\nPlease, you have to upload a picture of your highschool self.
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409,475
Second, stop trying to grow balls.
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409,476
So does my sorority!!! Though, occasionally we go a little crazy and play Puerto Rico.
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409,477
...Why is there an army of clowns behind him?
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409,478
86400 seconds in a day. Average name might take 2 seconds to say. That is 43200 names in a 24 hour reading. At that rate, it'd take you 140 days to read all the names of everyone who died in the Holocaust.
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409,479
"Holy shit, *all* of that was in the deleted scenes?"
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409,480
what the fucks a halocaust?\n\nedit: He changed it back.
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409,481
You played DOOM before you could read?\nಠ\_ಠ\n
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409,482
It's quite strong, actually. America and Australia have been close allies at least since WWII.\n\nI think the U.S. values Australia as a stable democracy in the Pacific, and Australia wants to keep the U.S. around in case shit with China turns sour.
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409,483
Back in our day we had to make use of simple things like computer games to keep us happy. We had none of this marble technology.
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409,484
I don't understand what the hell you guys are talking about and why this bullshit is getting upvoted. Players get suspended for driving drunk and beating women, which is a much more serious punishment than fines, which is appropriate because what Lynch is doing isn't nearly as serious as those things. \n\n\nWhat the fuck is there a chlorine gas leak in here?
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409,485
just like "your mom" is a subset of "whore"
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409,486
It gets me so mad. As a rape survivor (3 years this fall), it is so important for me to know that my consent is TAKEN seriously. If a guy even questions it he is not worth my time. It's kind of how I filter through the good and bad guys. Even if a guy is not interested in dating you and just wants a one night stand he should be respectful if you do not want to. AND this is not a hate session I have met and know so many guys that are really respectful and totally fine with not doing anything.
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409,487
Once you go solid, you can't go hard.
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409,488
I second this. Its like being sick on vacation. Yeah you're still in Disneyland, but you don't feel like eating or going on the rides.
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409,489
Why would a crab own a restaurant that serves crab meat?
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409,490
Yeah but the savages don't know who she is.
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409,491
Followed immediately by a bunch of smaller than normal animals with the title "I know how much you love big animals but take a look at this little guy!"
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409,492
That could be a really good advertisement for a Ford dealership. Park that car in a showroom with a blown up image of it's odometer and a sign that reads "And it still runs".
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409,493
http://i.imgur.com/yTPIr.png
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409,494
What you mean that male model with all the jager stuff isn't a real redditor!
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409,495
I too, feel that "Q" is an underused letter. From this daq forth I shall use q whenever I feeq like it.
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409,496
My favorite was when him and Jack and Kate and Hurley go back in time and find the different Dharma stations while they're still active.
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409,497
"YOU HAVE INDEED BEATEN ME IN A STEADY MID-TIER MACRO GAME. YOUR CONTINGENT OF MARINES IN MY BASE HAVE DONE SERIOUS ECONOMIC DAMAGE IN YOUR FAVOUR. I AM IRATE AT SUCH VILE REALISATIONS AND THINK YOU MAY CONCERN YOURSELF WITH THE HOMOSEXUAL COMMUNITY"
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409,498
I agree. If she's still willing to have my inferior ass afterward, then I must be doing something right. And it's clearly a cost-benefit analysis I can't be mad at: Sex with JGL vs not maybe pissing off your BF. What would you do.\n\nEDIT: It was kind of a joke, guys. My self esteem is doing just fine, thanks.
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409,499
And in some cases, she really means it when she storms away. If you follow her, she might call the cops.
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