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Warning: If you read this wrong, you may kill yourself.
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409,201
Under almost all circumstances, it's an AM-only thing. However, in rare situations it's possible to have this happen with FM due to [slope detection](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Detector_%28radio%29#Frequency_and_phase_modulation_detectors); this would likely happen with an object that was electrically very close in wavelength to the actual frequency of the transmitter.
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409,202
I'm having trouble reading this. Can you get like an American friend to type this out?
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409,203
^ The best reason to hate Steve Jobs.
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409,204
I got Britney Spears. So same thing.
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409,205
Cripes, I just realized: The only times Luigi is even in the spotlight, *he's still obsessing about his brother*.
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409,206
Just go to Wikipedia, search for a nationality, and look at all the pictures really really fast.
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409,207
You can't fool me, Seth McFarlane. I saw you in Spiderman.
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409,208
1. Thank you! (love your username)\n2. I think a Wes Anderson episode of Community might be phenomenal.\n
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409,209
Hehe... come on Lisa Ann.
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409,210
Pretty much this, it's like the printers and ink thing. Though that just means they have a good business model, one that profits them and one that makes customers happy.
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409,211
But then what if they reply "The shopping mall incident in 2016"?
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409,212
You are a lying ass motherfucker. Whales will swallow humans whenever the fuck they want. They're too god damn big.\n\nNobody trust this fucking whale lover. He's just trying to get you killed.
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409,213
When games are going onto 50%+ sale 2 months from release I see no point on purchasing them right after release.
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409,214
Offer to sell it to him, once he produces money, use it to pay his end of the rent, keep xbox.\n\nThen kick him out.
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409,215
YES, THIS IS APPLICANT
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409,216
Musically, he was absolutely undeniable, and I think he might be my favorite individual performer. However, I think Ryan and Colin together had a chemistry that beat anything else on the show.
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409,217
I was caught masturbating to a National Geographic once. I know, not my finest hour. But I don't know who was more embarrassed, me or my dentist.\n\n-Anthony Jeselnik
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409,218
Same goes for chewing gum. Keep your mouth closed while doing it or I may end up choking you to death.
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409,219
Fuck all of you guys. You know, it's fine if you don't respect the man, but at least respect the office.
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409,220
Holy crap, it's my cake day!
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409,221
Hey hey now! They look like siblings. We can't have that - it would be considered insects!
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409,222
If you go from 8/100 to 12/100 it is a 50% increase. These changes may seem small, but I think it is a huge step in the right direction.
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409,223
(no, I'm serious, did you guys make it *safely*?)
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409,224
Light a fire for a man and he'll be warm for a day. Set him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!\n\n-Michael Scott
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409,225
I, too, can only open my mouth when standing up.
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409,226
Remember, /b/ != 4chan.
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409,227
Switch to porn. You'll have easier time explaining.
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409,228
This forum came an hour after CollegeHumour
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409,229
France is always blue. UK is red. Italy is green. Ottomans and Portuguese are a different green. Belgium is puke yellow. Spanish is normal yellow. Germany is field grey.\n\nTHIS IS HOW IT SHOULD ALWAYS BE.
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409,230
Which is 3.27 kilococks, for our metric friends.
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409,231
I hate it when you forget duct tape on a date.
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409,232
*smika adds bullet point to resume*
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409,233
And slow the fuck down when driving & towing in snow/ice conditions.
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409,234
I couldn't stop smiling about the military stealing his chocolate bit
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409,235
I'm all out of fucks at the moment.
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409,236
I groan about anyone mentioning religion at all to be honest.\n\nBut I won't treat you any different for it.
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409,237
This is my new opener
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409,238
Sorry to be that guy, but it's *it's*
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409,239
I think he was joking
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409,240
North Korean lore holds that Kim Il Sung was born atop Mt. Paekdo, right? That'd make it a creator lake... A CREATOR OF THE GLORIOUS DEMOCRATIC PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC LAKE!
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409,241
But she probably turns him down at the airport only to later change her mind, causing a scene on the plane right before it takes off in order to get out and goes to his apartment where she finally confesses her love for him as well.
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409,242
We got time to hear it
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409,243
Obviously, but not everyone has a $50k gaming rig just to navigate the menu.
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409,244
Yep, perfect logic. Also congrats to Croatia for being the third best team in Europe. Ye are a great bunch of lads.
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409,245
A quickie in the kitchen
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409,246
Right?\n\nI keep seeing people posting stuff like "Make 300 meals for 50 cents each!" and then the post is like "Spend 12 hours making food with equipment you don't have and then store it in a freezer that isn't big enough to hold all of it! Also, you have to buy it all in bulk in one purchase and there's no way you'll ever be able to afford that or carry it all home with you on the bus!"
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409,247
In a fucking landslide...
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409,248
Never start a fight with someone you do not already know.\n\nEveryone knows that.\n\n\n
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409,249
Ah yes nothing quite brings relief like the tears of a disappointed uterus.
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409,250
So glad someone else focused on this part too. I basically stopped once i read that he had it all in a savings account and cringed.
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409,251
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON HERE, BUT I DON'T LIKE IT.
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409,252
Same way you kill deathclaws: Get on a hard to reach place, preferably on top of a hill or a rock and start shooting.
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409,253
A cute girl in one of my big lecture classes gave me her number, but purposefully with a wrong digit. I called it, figured out what she had done, and moved on. 6 months later, I ran into her on campus. We chit chatted a bit and I apologized for never calling. The look on her face was priceless. After a couple more minutes, she gave me her real number and we actually went out a few times.
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409,254
Schrodinger's gif: both is and is not Elaine until you click on it.
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409,255
Yeah, and don't forget Bruno Mars:\n"This one for them hood girls"\nvs Trinidad James':\n"This one for them hood niggas"
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409,256
***SO GODDAMN BRAVE***
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409,257
KAEPERNICK'S BICEPS EXPLODE IN HORRIBLE KAEPERNICKING ACCIDENT
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409,258
http://i.imgur.com/EiDYL.png
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409,259
Or air a 30 min show at night on comedy central called the daily show
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409,260
Even if they don't know what reddit is, I'd imagine that it's safe to assume that your activity online is also being monitored. Kudos to you for being brave enough to not let that affect your words.
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409,261
It's better but not going anywhere all that fast. There was a lot of under the hood work done and we're just now starting to see the fruits of that.
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409,262
Wow, he sure wasn't your pal.\n\n*groan*
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409,263
Rogan addressed this in his last special. While Tracy did say he'd stab his son for being gay, he also said he'd eat a mile of shit to get to Beyonce's ass. Not everything people say is true or should be taking literally.
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409,264
This pic is so unrealistic because no one uses CRT monitors any more.
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409,265
I heard, "pull out my tits and fuck my face", but I may be mistaken
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409,266
"Oh master, food ain't pillow!"
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409,267
Step 5 is the same as step 4.
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409,268
*WE AH TALKIN ABOUT THE GREATAH GUUD*
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409,269
Not sing, singed. As in caused burn marks to.
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409,270
Text submissions don't give you Karma.
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409,271
Soon there will be a wave of techno songs sounding like [this](http://translate.google.com/#fi|vi|bschk%20bschk%20bschk%20pow%20pow%20boom.%20%20%20%20bschk%20bschk%20bschk%20pow%20pow%20boom.%0A).
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409,272
I think we can conclude from this that in r/gaming's opinion:\n\nPC games > Console games > Flash/mobile/"casual" games
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409,273
On the other hand, my teachers (in the U.S.) taught my classes that the Russians suffered the greatest casualties (iirc at least partly due to their strategies). Most of the history teachers I had that covered WW2 also stated the importance of the Russians' offensive.\n\nI guess overall anecdotes aren't reliable.
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409,274
Oh definitely. I used to play this constantly back in the early alpha and beta days, though every time I came back to it after full release I was overwhelmed by the new content and stopped playing. Repeat every few months.
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409,275
Actually, I'm posting this in /r/circlejerk because it's perfect for it.
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409,276
I do not understand the arbitrary celebrity tie-ins, like as if my mom who watches Good Morning America every day is going to tune into Raw because Kathy Lee and Hoda are on it.
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409,277
but it sounds so *smart*...
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409,278
Yeah, I only hate this quote when somebody who was just deliberately unfair says it.\n\nYou don't get to blame the problem when you're part of the problem, asshole.
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409,279
It's because he's covered in shit.
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409,280
Exactly. This sub is too literal.
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409,281
I tried scrubbing my skin with sand paper but it's not working! :(
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409,282
Pretty sure you weren't becoming a POW if you were a kamikaze pilot.
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409,283
That's just like your opinion man.
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409,284
I like the part where you stayed classy.
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409,285
Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man. ...
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409,286
She (I'm guessing) is right. I wear size four jeans because size six just slides down and shows my crack and ain't nothing attractive about that. Just after they get washed, muffin top, then they stretch out and are too big again. Belts don't help. Stop being haters.
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409,287
If you don't have any other hobbies, what he's doing isn't too crazy, unless you're a broke ass colleg-- Ok, who am I kidding? Most of us are broke ass college students. Give me your life, dammit.
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409,288
Today OP was pretty cool.
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409,289
Don't worry, he already did it for you.
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409,290
This just makes you sound like a creepy pervert, and not in the lovable old man way...
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409,291
Or being the person that stabs her.
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409,292
I liked it. It had a supplies ending.
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409,293
There was a program where they would remove one of your toes, and sew it back on for £5000. My mate almost did it, but chickened out.
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409,294
He advertised himself for sale? Yea, that *would* suck, especially if you didn't get a percentage.
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409,295
Can't you just be into having a girl pee on you, like a normal person?
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409,296
That wouldn't take long to get annoying. I respect Len saying that he's not gonna let that shit stand.
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409,297
Yeah but how does this help my desire to be outraged 24\7?
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409,298
One day he will jungle for Katy Perry since she has the most Twitter followers.
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409,299
According to a [piece](http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,2111975_2111976_2111953,00.html) in *Time* by Garry Trudeau, Colbert prefaces the interviews on his show by saying backstage something like, "My character is an idiot. Your job is to set him straight." \n\nI'm not sure whether he did that with this guy, given [this](http://imgur.com/cQjn1).
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