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409,100
I had completely forgot there was a little sister until I watched the show last week. I felt bad to have forgotten.
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409,101
a lot of abusers were abused does not mean a lot of the abused *become* abusers.
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409,102
It helps to have a loved one nearby. For me, I have my newborn fast asleep on my lap. If she wasn't with me, I'd be shitting myself. She's shitting herself on my behalf. Such a little trooper.
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409,103
I was really hoping that article was going to go the other way and somehow we do have more bayonets and horses than 1916, just for the irony of it.
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409,104
Simple explanation is whales, there are some whales out there that have learnt to strip bait and fish from hooks with surgical precision. http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20150204-sperm-whales-target-fishing-boats-for-an-easy-meal
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409,105
What are you talking about? That was Dennis.
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409,106
Haha people using Twisting Nether that's a good joke!
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409,107
"If I had a gun with 2 bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice"\n-Michael Scott
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409,108
(checks dictionary)\n\nMedical term for *whooping cough*.
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409,109
> "Could Bruce Wayne's parents please come to [location]"\n\nNo.
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409,110
What is a "tire-kicker" in this context?\n
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409,111
I'm tagging you as 'not racist'
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409,112
The G forces on the M9 rumours to announcement would kill a man.
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409,113
Then jizz in her face cream.
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409,114
Exactly, I had this problem three hours ago and I'm far from being a teen.
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409,115
So 9% of South Africans are female then, *got it*.
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409,116
^^β–²Emporis\n\n^β–²Emporis\n\n**β–²Emporis**
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409,117
Hahaha this is way funnier than it should've been.
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409,118
Well it's already my highest submission and I haven't even had my coffee yet. Cheers everyone!
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409,119
> I'm so sick of Internet β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ crap! The internet should β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ have information β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ! \n\nFTFY.
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409,120
Aqua Net is still the bomb if you're a spud gun enthusiast!
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409,121
You're correct, it's an audio compensation created by your brain to rationalize what it's seeing and has nothing to do with your heartbeat... But I love this trick
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409,122
And a whole weekend of Civ playing behind them.
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409,123
> Why is Anonymous being treated as an entity?\n\nBecause Sony and the media needs a villain for this story.
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409,124
I think Lieutenant Dan would have kicked his ass without legs.
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409,125
I could watch a whole episode of this.
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409,126
my personal favorite is chef goldblum
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409,127
So, if they wouldn't have jumped, made you feel sick and cause you to run, you would have stayed there to be crushed by the tower?\n\nPerhaps they saved your life.
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409,128
wow. that was pretty much the best "OP delivers" i've seen in a long time. And you aren't even the OP!
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409,129
Dead opposite. doggy is my most prone to losing it position. it's too awesome!
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409,130
Well my probation officer said "you are in be in no contact with any felon. if you meet a felon for example on the street or on the train that you recognize you are to ignore them and act as if they are a perfect stranger". "Conditions of your release: You are not to engage with any other felon knowingly or wittingly".\n\nThere ya go.
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409,131
Proud owner of a vizio. AMA
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409,132
Looked around on found this pic, it actually looks smaller than a Fiat 500 http://imgur.com/gDyI7KF
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409,133
Having a phone on you is for *your* convenience, not theirs.
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409,134
Skylights. Possibly disguised as lawn ornaments.
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409,135
I just giggled at the thought of having to do this over and over. \n\nI'm a grown-ass man.
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409,136
>The prize for chutzpah while under fire from the Order of the White Feather, however, goes to Pte Norman Demuth, of the London Regiment, who was confronted by a female detractor while on a bus. According to an account of the incident, he took the feather and used it to clean his pipe before returning it to the woman and saying: β€œThanks very much. We don’t get pipe cleaners very often in the trenches.”\n\nHah my favorite part of that
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409,137
that's exactly what a hipster would say.
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409,138
Now, it only hit his gut. And everyone knows there are no vital organs in your guts.
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409,139
Half life 2 had a lot of great moments. My favorite was when you finally shoot down that helicopter and feel like a total boss for a few minutes.
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409,140
I have an anti terrorism rock , there havent been any planes crashing into buildings since I started carrying it and its just as effective as the TSA ( and a lot cheaper ) \n\n\nedit fixed grammer
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409,141
I'm going to call Lavrov "chuckles" cause he's a goddamn comedian. I miss Bush and his nicknames for everyone.
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409,142
Nice try, Redneck Randolph
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409,143
He'll save children, but not the British children.
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409,144
They could also do what the DBZ mod for Quake 3 did way back in the day: Make the mod with the appropriate changes to avoid any IP problems, leak an unofficial patch that rights everything, and then deny all responsibility.
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409,145
The gift that keeps on giving?
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409,146
You forgot to add "I'm a grill BTW" then we would have gone full circle jerk.
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409,147
Surely they could have said 'Hey, we don't like you doing that, this is an official warning' instead of closing his channel temporarily. Seems like a stupid way to go about it.
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409,148
Maybe a few bodies are buried there, the stadium was built on a dump.
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409,149
> I tried Good n Plenty once on a dare from a friend\n\nHoly shit, that's fucking hardcore.
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409,150
I'm retarded and I know that.
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409,151
Minecraft leaves are the strongest video game entities ever.\n\nEDIT: Realization: If steve can ride in a boat, then minecraft water is pretty much dark matter.
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409,152
I had a female stalker. If I told my past self I was going o have a female stalker I would have thought that was cool. Nope nope nope. That girl creeped me the heck out and tried kissing me a couple times.
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409,153
Mistakes happen -- but that doesn't mean consequences don't. Blizzard deserves all the shit it gets.
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409,154
Woah, he says "Don't contact me for right now" and it's ok she shows up explicitly against his wishes because she's got a key? What kind of logic is that? \n\nIt's not sweet, it's clingy and unwanted. It's not essential and if he had been there, forcing him to have the conversation before he sorted it out in his own head could have backfired spectacularly.
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409,155
THE.SHARK.FOLLOWS.THE. BRODIES.FROM.CONTINENTAL.U.S.A.TO.THE.BAHAMAS.
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409,156
Good on 'em. Burn, motherfucker, burn. The flames pop our corn even as they lick at our toes, and when the last embers sputter and die there'll be another thousand sites out there waiting for the refugees with open arms.
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409,157
Yeah, that habit got really embarrassing in high school
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409,158
I laughed at the thought of Bigfoot coming out of the forest to look for your soul specifically.
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409,159
I thought you were joking. [It really does exist.](http://www.amazon.com/Jonas-Brothers-3D-Concert-Experience/dp/1423474554/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1239692225&sr=1-1)
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409,160
My friends and I would do this, but we would also flip the backpack inside out. I then learned not to carry anything in my backpack ever again.
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409,161
Lies! Glorious Korea got 100% of votes. It was the only possible choice in all the categories. The other options were just Imperialist West propaganda.
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409,162
It's pretty much the only movie you need to watch to learn how not to act in Hollywood.
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409,163
I hope you were crying because it was using RAID 5
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409,164
You are *very* sweet and thoughtful to inquire and say what you did.\n\nI guess the fact that my comment does *not* have a reply like all the others, as you note, says something. \n\nPlease know that I'm truly sorry that you get really lonely, often, too. *hug*
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409,165
What I think he's getting at is this: the main rotor rotates in order to provide lift, but you cannot simply leave it at that or the body of the aircraft would spin as well. That's why the tail rotor is there; the tail rotor provides counter-rotation to keep the aircraft stable. In doing so, it pushes the tail of the aircraft in the opposite direction as the main body (where the main rotor is) and thus is always straining the aircraft.
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409,166
It really bothers me that there is no incentive for a candidate to give a damn about what, say, anyone in California, New York or Texas thinks. Those people are just *foregone conclusions* here.\n\nIt seems this time around Florida, New Hampshire, Ohio, Penn, and Iowa will elect a president for the rest of the states.\n\nI really think we need to construct a better way of doing this.
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409,167
Don't come to Europe, we don't tip.
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409,168
Can't tell if serious\n\nor just American
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409,169
**R A J E P T I O N**
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409,170
He'll never beleive you.
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409,171
You should have told everyone you couldn't get it up because she was sporting a clown pocket that hung so low you thought she'd banged a horse
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409,172
Had you formatted, I'd have given you 10 months of gold and 400 upvotes. **-->Too late now.<--** Next time, don't be lazy.....or old.
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409,173
We already found the [Chosen One](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K8lEFnFqcU).
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409,174
Yes, this is stupid. Might as well eat pepper spray.\n
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409,175
"I dunno officer, we were eating a sandwich and he suddenly started moaning then made a masturbatory motion and started taking off his pants before he died"
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409,176
Subject is alive, initiating high-speed lead injection.\nSubject is deceased.
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409,177
At least it'll taste better than that hot ham water that you usually make.
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409,178
False. [This way](http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/198935-1/Wrestling-sliding-referee.gif) is a bit faster but takes a wee bit more finesse.
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409,179
I'm with you on that one... I'm a smoker, and do so in the garage now because i'm sick of being watched by all the neighborhood parents whenever I stand outside. It's ridiculous. People need to mind their own damn business.
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409,180
>Well y'know.... YOLO\n\nDel Bosque
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409,181
It will be a silent spring.
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409,182
I would pay SOOOO MANY DOLLARS to see that happen! Like... *counts money in pocket*... SIX WHOLE DOLLARS!!
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409,183
Most badass story I've read on reddit.
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409,184
You forgot the question mark. It's not fair and balanced unless you say:\n\nRON PAUL -- ENDORSED BY AL-QAEDA?
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409,185
tp form top? who are we kidding?
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409,186
With one upvote? That most be the most intense upvote in the history of mankind. Godspeed everyone...
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409,187
Why would she use that chair if she could walk..?
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409,188
import javax.swing.event.*;\n
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409,189
TIL you can + subreddits
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409,190
We'll never forget that show. Firstly cause it was the first show that we really got a sense that things we're starting to pick up for us on radio, but also because our van had broken down the night before and it was our first real introduction to the Chicago cold. My hands are still fucking thawing from the load out that night. -Johnny\n\nHe still does get picked on, everyday, by us. -Danny
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409,191
as long as you mean natural satellite, nothing.
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409,192
Best case scenario is you die together!
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409,193
I mean - gross. Look! She's just so ... black!\n\nI like big butts and I cannot lie...
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409,194
I did the same thing when I was little. I would hide chocolate behind the tea so I could get it later without worrying that someone else would steal it and eat it.\n\n*Because nobody looks behind the tea.*
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409,195
For those of you that don't know, DuoLingo is pretty much free Rosetta Stone, both online and in an app. It's really great and I use it almost every day!
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409,196
Step 1: Find early copy of ME3\n\nStep 2: Sell early copy for more than $60\n\nStep 3: Buy the version for your platform of choice.
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409,197
Bro...What if like Noah's Ark was just an allegory about how humans left Mars after a Extinction Level Event on a earth bound space ship, but the space ship carrying the dinosaurs veered off course unintentionally, because T-rex's are terrible at space vectoring, and there is like, a colony of dinosaurs in Alpha Centauri living it up while we sit here, on earth, high off our ass, raptor-less.
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409,198
White power! Oh wait... I'll see myself out.
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409,199
I really liked that part.
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