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SERIOUSLY GUISE Y DOWNVOTE HIM? HERES A VOTE FOR YOU SIR!
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408,901
Thank you for the help. I will look into Craigslists, eBay and pawn shops. Police report is filed. Again thank you.
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408,902
Yeah I don't know what that guy is talking about. They're also known to be very passionate about the Mariners. Plus they were absolutely gutted when they lost the Sonics. \n\nSeattle loves their sports.
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408,903
Yeah. He picked me up from Saturday detention and took me to Jamba Juice. He doesn't drink smoothies since he does Atkins, but it's my favorite 'treat' place, so he must have been proud.
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408,904
You obviously place some snow, since they seem to cancel each other out.
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408,905
I was into Icelandic volcanoes when they were just a divergent plate boundary- now everyone thinks they're hot.
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408,906
well, for like half an hour, then you need another snack.\n\nForever^and ^ever^and ^^ever^and ^^^ever^and ^^^^ever
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408,907
My dad's not a phone!
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408,908
Parents/cousins/sisters/brothers/guy from across the street all have a really powerful anti-hard effect
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408,909
I notice you aren't riding a Hoveround in your pics. Do other Americans find your athletic prowess intimidating?\n\n*I'm an American, not overweight, but not athletic, and I have no animosity for people who are large. If you're not riding the meat-wagon, you haven't given up, and you're just fine in my book.*
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408,910
Are there people who *don't* do this? Ok, I know there are, but it's certainly a requirement for me, with my own money.
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408,911
Props to Marco for being THAT level of drunk at work.
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408,912
It appears custom-tailored to give /r/shitredditsays an aneurism. They'll hate the commenters in here calling the girl a whore for posting pictures of herself, but they'll hate the girl for her casual homophobia too. They won't know which side to take and hopefully explode in a puff of illogic.
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408,913
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408,914
http://support.google.com/youtube/bin/answer.py?hl=en&answer=175736\n\nTL;DR - Count doesn't move until the views are deemed to be legit. When a video is getting a huge influx of views the system lags a bit.
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408,915
http://i.imgur.com/n8uqR.jpg
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408,916
fuccboi gonna get some next week.
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408,917
Gavels won't be the only thing that gets banged in here.
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408,918
Dad! Get off the computer! I have to edit my COD montage that nobody is going to watch!
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408,919
Ditto but for my 5-week-old son.
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408,920
I may have been a fascist, ignorant wanker but believe me when I say, I will kill a rapist, especally one of a fellow redditor with no remorse what so ever.
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408,921
"When you say, 'Oh, she's really smart once you get to know her,' what you mean is she's really smart for a smoking hot girl who's stupid." - Mindy Kaling
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408,922
Because he left obviously
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408,923
All while sitting in your refrigerator. I laughed my ass off.
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408,924
Good choices. However, define "stupid".
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408,925
Hey cousin, let's go bullshitting
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408,926
I don't want any context, because that is excellent.
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408,927
I mimicked his face for like 20 loops before I was satisfied.
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408,928
I respect that kind of honesty.
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408,929
Didn't the USA harbour that Chinese dissident recently? Bet he had a legit arrest warrant for him as well. \n\n
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408,930
I lol'ed.\n\nI knew I had moved on when, a few years later, I was hanging out with the same babysitter (talk about loyalty!) and we were joking around and I said "GO DIE IN A FIRE!". A split second after I said it I realized the significance. We both just looked at each other and started laughing. Good stuff. No problem is too serious to laugh about. Also, I'm posting the full story in the OP.
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408,931
......No excuse to waste a good pint.
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408,932
Well if it said "train concert on GMA" I probably would not have watched it.
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408,933
2:05 he transitions into primate study
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408,934
He should block imgur instead.
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408,935
ansimation, what do you think of that joke?
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408,936
I accidentally found Ivarstead. I too was attempting to climb the mountain, when I was like, hey cool, a town! I then found the steps. \n\nStill does not beat my friend that played the game for a few weeks without discovering fast traveling. He climbed up to High Hrothgar 3 times before he accidentally clicked on something on the map and it asked him if he wanted to fast travel.
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408,937
But the moon landing was fake right!
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408,938
Then what would we call gay bread?
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408,939
I am a lawyer, and this guy is mostly correct. Please note that a subpoena is NOT a lawsuit. Your granny's info has been requested as PART of a lawsuit (in which this subpoena to Verizon was issued). She is not joined in that lawsuit until personally served with a copy of the complaint. \n
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408,940
That's what deadlifts and overheadpresses are for.
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408,941
You're about to attract the wrath of one very dedicated Saints fan who always chimes in on this topic.
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408,942
until they start running towards a horse
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408,943
Perth is just a myth. There is no proof that Perth actually exists.
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408,944
Magazines. Not clips.
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408,945
5:1 that fairly_insignificant is self employed.
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408,946
/r/kerbalspaceprogram\n\n\n\nNeither do we.
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408,947
it's about sending a message
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408,948
9/10 needs moar curls
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408,949
Man you've been everywhere.
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408,950
This is relevant to my interests.
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408,951
We cannot save them because we need Iphones and stuff.
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408,952
Well last time we didn't take them seriously with ISIS and they delivered.
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408,953
That's incredibly touching.
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408,954
WTF?!?!?! I actually wanted it to load further, I am now going to go look at boobs.
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408,955
The RIAA report that Nick Merrill cost them $450 trillion of lost sales.
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408,956
Yeah it's "developed Africa"
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408,957
But are our feels really real if they don't feel real like real feels feel real?
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408,958
also on the team "unlucky bois" they changed their names
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408,959
Perhaps Target does the same. There we go, red and blue.
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408,960
Also as a [Reddit Enhancement Suite](http://redditenhancementsuite.com) user, I rarely leave Reddit when someone posts a video when it's embedded on here.
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408,961
>alcohol and bacon\n\n\nReddit's Eucharist
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408,962
This means that the Punisher can take time to watch the sunset at the beach, provided he does it while holding a criminal underwater.
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408,963
You forgot the best part about Wizard's Staff: the first two people to hit twelve beers joust with their staffs. Whichever staff is more intact is the winner, and the wizard possessing it is declared Lord of the Realm.
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408,964
that's not obvious. you made that up.
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408,965
>"And here's the courtyard where I assassinated a priest!"\n\n
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408,966
Sorry, Dave's got my vote.
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408,967
I finally met her a year or so ago, shes been clean for a good while, and is doing pretty well despite lasting health and mental problems from years of hard drug abuse. We have good relationship, altho I dont feel a parental bond with her. My half-sisters are from my moms side.
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408,968
- Can't pick a team\n\n- Retires instead
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408,969
We need to get him a Wii, with a bunch of NES and SNES games preinstalled.\n\nI will most certainly put in money for that.
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408,970
Just wear an eye-patch.
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408,971
George spent 30 minutes removing fruit hairs and went insane. We had a choice. Eat the fruit that drove our friend mad or eat George. We ate the fruit. George was covered in those hairs.
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408,972
If demonoid ever goes down (again) I will probably cry.
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408,973
There are three near my house.
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408,974
"You have a really pretty face."\n\nLove that one.
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408,975
Just keep the grill away from your feet.
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408,976
That's always the issue, it's difficult to compare players across different eras. The salary cap all changes a hell of a lot, but I think Brady is the best player of his generation.
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408,977
Not to mention free water in restaurants. And ice. Oh the ice.
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408,978
"ow my arm hurts."\n\n And they stop it.
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408,979
A few, yep. \n\n"It's bad. We're hit man, we're hit."\n\n"We're goin' in, we're going down."\n\nAnd the most poignant, "Amy, I love you."
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408,980
So does your dead twin sex partner.\n\nHEYOOOOO...
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408,981
My ex accused me of cheating on her with a friend of mine, which was completely untrue since I hadn't talked to that friend in literally a year.\n\nCome to find out, she was cheating on me with some scrub and that was that.\n\nA year or so after we broke up we ran into each other and we ended up talking about our relationship and she said she didn't regret cheating on me. That is when I realized she just wasn't young and dumb, she was young, dumb and a scumbag.
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408,982
That's what she said.
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408,983
I don't know if you were wrong to expect something different but that gives your sister no reason to be so racist. Implying that all black women cheat. Pft.
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408,984
I'm glad your town is led by a tolerant atheist. I beat 70 homosexuals everyday AMA about my tolerance.
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408,985
Englishman here currently drinking a cup of tea and just finished queueing to use the kitchen, while in the queue i complained about the weather..
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408,986
I think Bk7 just got the weirdest blowjob.
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408,987
Were G is for Gbadass (the G is silent).
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408,988
Dear Guy on the White Motorcycle, \n\nI will fucking burn your house down if you ever cut me off like that again.
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408,989
Hey, I just found a cool million liters of water in my couch.
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408,990
Yeah, they got him. They milked him for all he had.
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408,991
Funny story: I didn't realize what that meant, and this girl asked me once (while trying to hit on me) what gets me hot and bothered. I assume she meant "annoyed." So I told her that people cracking their knuckles "drives me crazy." She, of course, thought I meant sexually crazy.\n\nSo this one night, we're in bed and she begins cracking her knuckles. I was disgusting and annoyed and couldn't figure out wtf was wrong with her.
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408,992
I remember that episode of Doug
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408,993
And everyone will claim that nobody saw\n\nSomeone go forth and piss on the wall
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408,994
Humans fart! Okay, we fart! If you can't fart in the bathroom, then where can you fart.
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408,995
its called knowing how wide and long your car is.\n\ntry backing your car in everywhere and you will learn this skill.
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408,996
Those fingernails must be interesting as fuck.
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408,997
Yeah, but only because your mom gave the family discount to you.
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408,998
I know, I'm feline a bit confused now.
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408,999
I'd be Mitt Fucking Romney by 30, but with even less emotions, and better hair.
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