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408,500
*breathes*\n\n"only tru carbon-based organisms will get this
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408,501
You're right, birds should be for eating only.
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408,502
Also no one's nipples are that low\n\nSource: Nipples
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408,503
THIS IS FREEDOM COUNTRY. We will not pick just one. \n\nMURICA!
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408,504
You forgot about money.
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408,505
Came for the zoolander references, was not disappointed.
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408,506
As an 18 year old, straight male, I am confident enough to say Golden Girls is the shit
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408,507
Dude, she does *everyone.*
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408,508
I'm gonna guess heartfire because A) What purpose can clay have other than building houses? And B) Since this is a picture of a tv, that means this person is playing console and therefore couldn't mod, and PS3 doesn't have Dawnguard, so it has to be heartfire.
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408,509
Wow, talk about living up to your username! Well done sir, well done.
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408,510
That is so elaborate and clever I wouldn't mind being a victim.
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408,511
Once again, probably posted by a 14 year old. "Ewww a blowjob."
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408,512
I spilled muscle milk on my laptop once. RNow t types lke ths f R don't hve n exteRNl keyboRd plugged n. Anyway, it was worth it because my processing is so much more powerful now.
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408,513
ASHLEY, THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS
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408,514
I'll give it a shot. 'Greetings ol' chap, fancy a bit of Acker in yer Kiki?'\n\n...shit.
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408,515
Well yeah it's more like we were all so accustomed to responding to the certain lines with our own lines none of us really stopped to think "Wait... it's not supposed to go this way..." and just kept going. There was some anger backstage after that one lol
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408,516
Please get the recording done before you burn the house down pls dyrus <3
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408,517
Football, or American (padded all over the place) Football? They're different speeds. American Football is measured in "half-time shows."\n\nThe Lambo was going 2.76 Beyonces in the video.
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408,518
*Which direction we are going...*
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408,519
>Then the conversation turns into a bragging contest of who's got the brightest/most talented kid. \n\nDo people really do this? I have kids and talk about parenting with coworkers all the time, usually we just talk about what a god damned shitshow being a parent is.\n\n"oh yeah so my kid knocked two teeth out at the playground last weekend"\n\n"our vacation was ruined by a trip to the ER because my daughter stepped on beach bonfire"
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408,520
i actually wouldn't mind it for normal browsing to be honest.
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408,521
that is way less weird than I imagined it to be this whole time. I was thinking something like (protip: NSFW) [this](http://i.imgur.com/vlAIE.jpg)
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408,522
Yeah! The only problem is that you can't actually hear the crowd shouting "Ghostbusters!" - but I'm sure that that is only a problem with the recording, and that you could hear them at the event.
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408,523
> redditor for 1 year\n\nI'll allow it.
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408,524
That was my thought process too, brobeans.
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408,525
You're welcome? You make me see that and you say "You're welcome"???
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408,526
Not an immigrant, just a random visitor.\n\nThe tipping-as-wage culture is a relly bad idea. This means you can "employ" a metric shitton of people, doing absolutely nothing useful and often being downright annoying, and pass the burden of wages onto the so-called guests.\n\nSorry, folks, but if there is a guy in the shitter opening the door for me and expecting a tip I will pay the dude a dollar but also make a note to never return to that particular establishment.
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408,527
*My conclusions state that we need OP's teacher to tell OP directly "turn me on" and get it recorded on video. It will then be sufficiently awkward.*
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408,528
Berlin was like that one friend with all those crazy stories that borderline on unbelievable, who is covered with tattoos and looks intimidating but is one of the nicest people you'll know and you'd never hesitate to introduce him to your parents.
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408,529
If she grabs you and yells "get over here!" you have a winner.
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408,530
Nice thoughts courtesy of YouStupidCunt.
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408,531
This would be the best comic book superhero ever.
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408,532
I played 3.02, but have no interest in 3.5.\n\nIt's unfortunate Smash 4 came out at the same time, I'm currently more invested in it (Sm4sh) and Melee.\n\nOne of the reasons I've been more busy with Smash 4 is because other Smash community members are Melee-centric.\n\nAll I can say on the matter is that it seems the Japanese aren't the same as America when it comes to mods of intellectual properties.\n.\n.\n.\n.\n.\n.\nEdit: this is a copy/pasta
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408,533
They were probably satanic glyphs or something similar. Gingers have no soul.\n\nYou did the safe thing.
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408,534
This was just...Wow. That got my heart racing.
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408,535
No such thing, that's a myth.
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408,536
Was it a no-put-down shelter?
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408,537
Yes. A rock called adblock
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408,538
Skin flap to let new tissue grow and be repaired with adequate bloodflow. Looks like they've moved some flesh over his nose and are letting it heal, before they sculpt a new one.
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408,539
Do you honestly think that people will use this technology responsibly, and they will not print kittens to excess?\n\nHave you not considered the fact that kittens, which will eventually become cats, are simply awaiting the day that their numbers are greater than ours and they can finally fulfill their dream of being able to eat us *before* we die?
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408,540
Not to mention that if you really start to care about someone you try to get them to quit. And that is a fucking nightmare.
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408,541
**Thdgti** *[th-id-guh-tee]*\n\n1. Announcing to a room that the toilet seat you just used was already warm when you sat down (especially when there's no one in the house).;\n\n2. Of or pertaining to the act of "Thdging". That is, creating an atmosphere of discomfort when announcing that someone has "Thdgt'd".;\n\n3. To perpetrate the act of "Thdgt".;\n\nFrom the Old English *Thid* (To sit) and the Greco-Roman *Guti* (uncomfotable warmth).
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408,542
Agreed. My love of electronic music is not founded on taking drugs, nor is my taking drugs founded on electronic music. But when the two come together it can be a glorious thing.
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408,543
SHUT UP FAGGOT\nEdit: Why does this account have more karma than my real account and I downvote myself. :'(
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408,544
Actually, it is: \n\n"Open your eyes. I see \nyour eyes are open" \n\nnot that that is so much better, but in their defense Erasure is generally a very light-hearted and kind of silly group. Have you heard their other stuff? Not exactly the most serious. To give you an idea, Vince Clark left Depeche Mode in, like, 1983 because he felt that they were getting "too dark."
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408,545
>Charitable Contributions: $480\n\nTell me this is a typo.
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408,546
He said "type" of feminist, implying that he only thinks a subset of feminists do this. If feminists can say that a subset of men are chauvinist, I think that this criticism is equally valid.
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408,547
Seriously. He looks like a got a damn bike frame for an upper body. Just screams "pile muscle onto me"
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408,548
CODE MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
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408,549
It looks more like a good picture IMO rather than her actually being attractive, but that's just an opinion.
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408,550
That commercial made me rage because it was so stupid. Then I found out that they were repeating themselves because they can't legally say anything else. HeadOn is a homeopathic remedy that does nothing. \nEdit: I accidentally a few words.
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408,551
Yes, because as an adult the best course of action is obviously to undermine the parenting of your peers, and to gossip about your kids' friends parents. Stay classy.
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408,552
The real joke ends with "hexed by halitosis."
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408,553
And /r/WTF is the new /r/funny
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408,554
Especially when it's socks! God because morning TV shows are so rich in content and are really the highlight of the TV day
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408,555
They love it ! Saw the movie a few days ago, kids and adults loved it. Paddington is really cute in motion, and it's a really funny movie.\n\nMight be biased though, I worked on it. Spent 6 month doing that goddamn fur and duffleCoat
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408,556
Two in the Hot Pocket, one in the shit socket.
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408,557
IS THAT A QUESTION? Of course you're right, you're a jerklecirker.
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408,558
Frankly, no. She was a really clever girl, taking after her mother. I don't think she thought it through, tho. I met the mother afterwards, and apparently she and the father had broken up. Never knew why that happened.
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408,559
Well. I think I can finally go ahead and say that yes, perhaps Duct Tape CAN be used for everything...
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408,560
Having fucking Neymar and Suarez besides him probably helps as well
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408,561
Just address it with one of the ghostbusters asking Sam Venkman, "Did you do something with your hair?"\n\nAnd then never bring it up again.
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408,562
Neither can the rest of reddit.
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408,563
IT MEANS SOMEONE WHO DOES SOMETHING ON THE INTERNET NOW. WORDS CHANGE BRO.\n\nalso i am a moron.
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408,564
You guys are so gonna make out.
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408,565
that's great! not that they don't already look fabulous, of course.
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408,566
Translation: They (we) killed over 80 civilians to get one dude... wow.
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408,567
It sucks because you are both right.
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408,568
That's like a 1000% increase.
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408,569
Look, if you want to tell people how they should spend their money you join the government.
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408,570
WHO THE FUCK LACED THIS COKE WITH SPIDERS!
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408,571
Yes, the motorcycle is running great now.
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408,572
Oh right, so it's a load of bollocks. Got it.
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408,573
You thought this was common knowledge?
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408,574
I whispered this to each of my children the first time I held them in my arms.
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408,575
shhh he has provided some of the best drama all year on here dont ruin it!
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408,576
I hate catchy choruses and im a hypocrite... hungry hungry hypocrite
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408,577
My parents are immigrants. You got a problem with people and they're making you feel like shit? Beat the crap out of them.
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408,578
I'll get you going anytime ;)
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408,579
i don't blame you, the air max ltd you had on are pretty fresh
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408,580
Why is this getting down voted? Gasoline is a non polar solvent. It's exactly what you want
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408,581
HEY YOU GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
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408,582
Wait is this a hey Arnold reference?
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408,583
>I sent her a text back that said, "**what** the hell is this?"\n\nFTFY
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408,584
Wait it was a trilogy?
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408,585
The Terry Funk of the acting world
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408,586
This needs to be top reply. This is how I believe time travel actually works. Nothing can actually be changed with time travel because it wouldve already happened from the future you.
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408,587
Show me a stoner that thinks this isn't absurd.
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408,588
You're not a true atheist until you've tried some California Stew.
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408,589
This is not quite true, for reasons that should be obvious if you consider that there is no privileged "rest" frame of reference. The earth is orbiting where the sun would have been if it had kept moving in the same frame of reference it was in eight minutes ago, more or less.
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408,590
I like to fart in the bathtub while forming a cup with my hands to catch the bubbles then hold it there for as long as I can. I don't know why I just told everyone that.
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408,591
So he could claim to be bigger.
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408,592
Unless the helium is in a hydrogen filled chamber.
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408,593
2:24 intelligent, shes jungling ahri!\n\nhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtILxBszyf8#t=02m24s
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408,594
Thank you for allowing FBI Watchlist to use your personal info! We are sending a special gift to your residence now. Enjoy.
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408,595
I unzipped my pants for this.
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408,596
The track is called Doomsday by Nero in case you were wondering.
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408,597
Was your cousin a naked woman?
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408,598
This is like some amazing Reddit Justice League meeting we are all witnessing.
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408,599
I had to unsubscribe from that as a default sub. Reddit is about 2x better now.
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