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Holy. Fucking. Shit.
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408,301
Also their SSN and porn collections. Just ask to see them naked and take pictures. Nothing to hide, nothing to fear.
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408,302
Are you sure it wasn't a sword?
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408,303
{Goodbye, sweet prince.}
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408,304
>"Farmers were given human ash as fertilizer" (from the video)\n\nTHE FUCK.
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408,305
Alas, those did not accompany me into adult life.
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408,306
"Dear Kim, fucking stop scanning upside down! Our faxes go to pdf and it takes effort rotating the image. Look at the illustration on your fax machine. It says which way is up."
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408,307
Just as long as we are still the only left facing bird team.
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408,308
It's really awesome to see as a fan of the game. He looks so happy and comfortable, I wish that some other players' transitions throughout the league were this Amazing.
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408,309
yeah the guy with the mustache is kind of a dick.
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408,310
And then he was added to the Sexual Offender registry, right. Right??
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408,311
There's an app for that.
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408,312
Holy shit, that's awesome. I didn't know about that.
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408,313
I honestly do not understand what is notable about this video.
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408,314
You can put your weed in there man.
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408,315
You're gonna need a conch.
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408,316
>It's the Internet... ideas aren't original. It's all in execution. \n\nYou get it man. Every time a "redundant" product is released and commenters scream "why would i want this vs [insert product]" I get frustrated. Sometimes it's just the implementation or the UI or the ease of use. I wish you success.
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408,317
THEY GLOW IN THE DARK
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408,318
the less I know about Voldo's backstory, the better.
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408,319
I hope this doesn't get lost in the comments, but I'm Alex from the letter. I posted this to YTMND years ago and the response has been quite amusing.
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408,320
Reminds me of the times of television shows that had copyrights and numbers at the end of each show. During the late 90's it was a nightmare to look at:\n\nMCMXCVIII = 1998\n\nMM = 2000\n\nMMX = 2010
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408,321
I hard a had time believing when he was discussing that she was supposed to be seducing another man from a woman after setting them up.\n\nEDIT: Fixed Typo cause I hard a hard time.
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408,322
No, he was covering for me, and I was going to cover for him when I got back. Poor kid. I had a long talk with him about it afterwards. He was more worried about the guy coming back for him than anything else, which is why he quit. I still felt extremely guilty about the whole thing, but he's told me he doesn't blame me for what happened. Still, it doesn't escape the fact that if I hadn't switched with him, he wouldn't have been put in that situation.
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408,323
and my a----ah fuck it too easy.
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408,324
Do you want your dick to look like that?\n\nI don't.
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408,325
You obviously haven't dated enough insecure people.
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408,326
Yeah, especially with websites that run solely on flash animations. Pisses me right the fuck off and I leave right away unless it's pertinent that I be there.
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408,327
Dude... That fucking octopus guy.\n\nThe one who stole that octopus from an open-air market, took it home, accidentally got it drunk and then posted to reddit asking if the octopus would be okay? He was a super-genius. \n\nI want that guy to update more than anything...\n\nedit:changed "open air-market" to "open-air market"
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408,328
Yea, those Virginians don't get periods.
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408,329
I genuinely love the blatant hawking at the end of every reply, and the attempts to tie them in
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408,330
Huh.... what's not to enjoy?
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408,331
I think I felt a little bit of me die inside.
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408,332
our first losing month since February 1999
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408,333
Your name changed meaning from picture one to picture two...
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408,334
"I felt like I was constantly at odds with the Skittle packaging. It never gave me an opportunity to succeed."
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408,335
I think my screen has a dead pixel — your dash is rendering with a hole in the middle.
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408,336
Yea, but if we don't keep convincing people to play arena, then the people who were going 5-7 wins will start to only see 1-4 wins as the people who were seeing 1-4 wins stop trying.\n\nWe need fresh meat!!
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408,337
We need a clip of this going viral. Something that takes the crazy slant off of Powell. Which is how he's being spun.\n\nHe's a lawyer and a former officer.\nAnd he's right on the money on Cantor.\n\n> “Twelve years is long enough,” he said of Mr. Cantor’s tenure in the House. “And if you can’t think of what Mr. Cantor’s legislative accomplishments were over the last 12 years, then you’re not alone.”\n\nBloody awesome!
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408,338
Did we just watch the same video?
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408,339
Smaug the Ordinary Dog
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408,340
**Haggard's Law**\n\nThe likelihood of a person harboring secret desires to engage in sexual and/or romantic activities with members of the same sex is directly proportional to the frequency and volume of said person's vocalized objections to homosexuality.\n\nThis is just a variant of Haggard's.
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408,341
You know what's dumber than that? Putting your contacts in, forgetting you have them, and then putting on your glasses and not being able to figure out why everything looks so intense and your head hurts.
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408,342
This kills the goldfish.
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408,343
That's going to be my go to response when employers asked what my greatest weakness is. "I think I like butterflies too much"
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408,344
Then again, how much more bad-ass is the 127 hours guy now than he was before he had to cut off his own arm.\n\nTime to drink my own piss? Fuck that noise. Time to cut off my arm. THAT'S HOW YOU HAVE AN OUTDOOR ADVENTURE.
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408,345
perfect body, perfect face, ERMAGHAD FINNER \n\n1/20 would not bang.
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408,346
Stupid elephant shoulda packed heat
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408,347
I think so. Either that or my girlfriend is framing him.
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408,348
Implying the job will still be there... ahahahahahaha \n\nBut no, you make a point I've wondered myself.
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408,349
What about hermaphrodites? And how is this not illegal?
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408,350
Suddenly 3 outlines just hovering on the bed, slowly rising. You turn around and there's a fourth outline between you and the door.\n\nFuck everything about that.
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408,351
I grew up before cell phones but after caller ID become popular. I'd go to by GF's place (or wherever my target destination was) then call my friend. I'd then have my friend 3-way my home so that his number would show up on the Caller ID. "Hey Mom, I'm at Billy's. Can I stay the night?"\n\n100% success rate.
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408,352
> tag them with a locator then release them back into the wild\n\nThank you for the morning laugh.
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408,353
He also has a smirk on his face! Totally badass.
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408,354
so basically youre saying that no matter what you do its going to be awkward as fuck
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408,355
What do fans have to do with winning or losing? Nothing (unless of course you own a "12" shirt). Yet they still feel good or bad about it. It can't feel good to be a fan of a team that tried to start a fistfight because it was going to lose.
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408,356
There is none. He just put the pieces on the board for karma, because he could.
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408,357
She does read ***all*** the newspapers and magazines.
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408,358
Is that not their response to most things the rest of the world does?
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408,359
That would kill the 90s movie.
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408,360
Maybe she was calling your attention to the jar because, since you did all the work, the money was put in there by her and she wanted you to tip yourself for doing everything. You should have grabbed a dollar and gone on about your business.
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408,361
Blind people see what's in front of them in the same way you see what's behind you.
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408,362
Put it on display.. What if Gaben came to dinner?
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408,363
Didn't make it past security.
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408,364
He just good at mmmmm blockin' out the haters.
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408,365
Same story here... wish I'd found reddit sooner.
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408,366
*The Office*, "The Surplus" is the tenth episode of the fifth season and the eighty-second episode overall.\n\nIt originally aired on December 4, 2008.\n\n[Link to the episode](http://daclips.in/6k41kgez7sij)\n\nThe GIF comes from the 05:25 mark.
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408,367
America.. Canada's shorts.\n\n\nWe don't wear underwear.
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408,368
I was going to say this. If he'd stopped and held Daniel's hand, that would have sent a message of "you're not going to make it". By frantically trying to save his life, Daniel at least could have felt some sort of hope during his last moments.
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408,369
I will suck a dick for this
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408,370
Thousands of hot dog vendors agree with you. Join us on hotdogvendorsfor911truth.com for more information.
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408,371
It's worth noting that pushing a drunk asshole out of your face is considered an "assault" only by whiny assholes who think you cannot touch a drunk asshole who is in your face.
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408,372
It's because it is a very shitty "bricks will be shat" that relies on a very poor resolution in order for it to be hard to work out what you're looking at.\n\n
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408,373
Looks like mustard. \n\nNo offense.
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408,374
OH^- I C^+4 what you did there.
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408,375
Hurricanus might be the best username possible for this situation.\n\nBravo, OP.
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408,376
http://eyebleach.com/
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408,377
I wonder what pingdom.com uses when their site goes down.
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408,378
teemo doesnt deserve to live
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408,379
I think I just found my reddit soulmate.
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408,380
I am a tree expert and you can first make the table and then make the pile of chips. However, for reasons unknown, you cannot do it the other way. And as an expert I also advise to set the record for largest fire made from largest pile of wood chips made from largest one piece table. I estimate a netting of around 20 world records if you find said tree.
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408,381
"A place as safe as say... a prison" *looks into camera*
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408,382
http://i.imgur.com/Ht6xpgm.gif (I just have this saved, it's kinda relevant... not really)
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408,383
Yeah. the trick is to never reveal the source material where you get the info from. Should've just said 'it's common knowledge' or something condescending.
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408,384
How many Frenchman does it take to defend Paris?\n\nWe don't know. It's never been tried
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408,385
>Mad **MS Paint** skills\n\nFTFY
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408,386
You might wanna clean up then.
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408,387
Basically patents are a way for large companies to push smaller companies around using broad terms for very specific things so that in the event of fair competition where they have no other recourse but to innovate, they will litigate.
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408,388
Join the ThibsMasterRace.
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408,389
and somewhere else- http://i.imgur.com/oFZTg.jpg
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408,390
My Surfboard, surfboard, surfboard\n\nRainin on that wood, rainin, rainin on that wood. Surfing all in this good good \n\nBeyonce, forgive them, they knows not what they does
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408,391
That or Poopy Joe, but I think that's just Valve trying to throw us off.\n\nIt'll be two minutes of Pyro mumbling at the camera and lighting things on fire. Somehow, it will be completely hilarious.
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408,392
Polar bears are the only known animal to actively hunt and prey on humans.
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408,393
I'm the best you could do!
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408,394
My skeptic senses are also tingling. Clots are not huge deals these days. They have cath-lab teams and a wide variety of drugs to combat such conditions.
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408,395
Screening people based upon country of origin is not racist. It may be discriminatory, but definitely not racist. \n\n(Assuming we mean they were actually born in that country, as opposed to children of immigrants born in the US)
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408,396
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408,397
After I saw "feat.", I was half expecting the name of some low rate hip hop artist.
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408,398
That's the best thing I've seen in a long time.
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408,399
\***insert a joke about charity being a stripper here**\*
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