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I fucking hate that Argonian. One minute he loves me because I gave him amethysts for his wedding ring, and the next minute he hates me for beating up his fiancée to get her to pay her debts.\n\n\n\nFucking Argonians, man.
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406,601
> I guess he smelled ~~incredible~~ legendary.\n\nFTFY
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406,602
Human assisted plant sex.
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406,603
No, but if you did it sounds like it would work out.
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406,604
Bowling solves all problems. Andrew Bynum was just ahead of his time.
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406,605
Insufficient data for meaningful answer.
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406,606
>get rich, *watch your parents brutally gunned down right in front of your fucking face!!*, become Batman.
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406,607
In his defense, it could have been near the top of the general list. That whole page is very recent. But yeah the odds are against the OP.
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406,608
They send them to a building supply store.
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406,609
You're definitely their target audience.
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406,610
> The family that comes together sticks together.\n\nFTFY
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406,611
It has evolved; it's called 'Brawndo'.
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406,612
The issue isn't Thor being a woman, it's the cringey feminist dialogue.
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406,613
I hope to marry a hexagon one day
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406,614
Thats a very fascinating idea. It would be tremendously controversial, but I have always been interested by movies that deal with the concept of fate, and stories that show us the start of a path be it the darkest of paths in this case, it's still is intriguing.
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406,615
Most of your body's cells have turned over by then. All of the cells in your mouth when you played with it have died and become new ones. \n\nThat might make you feel better.
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406,616
Oh man, my family used to complain about Facebook all the time. And then I showed them the "Unsubscribe" option. You're still friends with the person, but you're not inundated with "1 like = 1 prayer" bullshit. It's made Facebook so much better. Just gotta curate your timeline.
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406,617
as someone who works training sign language to penguins, i confirm that a whale penis is 10 feet long.
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406,618
You would not be good at marketing
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406,619
He's not shitting on Jackson, he's saying the studios will probably push to have Smaug included in the trailers.
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406,620
Bing travel is actually really nice. I'm not Microsoft.
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406,621
How would eating cereal stop you from masturbating?
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406,622
http://i.imgur.com/TgIXC.jpg
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406,623
They don't hate Into Darkness, per se. It's just... not the TV show.
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406,624
Oooooooooooo, ***SCIENCE BURN!***
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406,625
We can also pee standing up. The entire world is our bathroom.
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406,626
Your dog looks very official. Official Dog is his name.
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406,627
When I was there I tipped on the first beer, the bartender politely told me it really wasn't necessary and I shouldn't do it. Some locals later told me you only tip for outlandishly good service, like if they ran across the street to grab you a sandwich.
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406,628
You can buy valve games in a box and they require you to install steam.
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406,629
baseball bat == lethal weapon too.
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406,630
Because in SJW-land, men are *always* wrong; the root of all evil; rapists; scum. Take your pick. Sigh.
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406,631
Is your friend's name Neo?
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406,632
And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell ... You know you love me. \n\nXOXO, Gossip Girl
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406,633
I'm FDA and what is this?
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406,634
Crush your hard drives, watch them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of the women.
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406,635
You should call it RSSiri
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406,636
Not with that attitude.
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406,637
Not a bad guess, but it was patch 4.13\nhttp://na.leagueoflegends.com/en/news/game-updates/patch/patch-413-notes
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406,638
My inner monologue also hates GeneralWarts.
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406,639
Naw. Hockey over a pool of hammerhead sharks. If players skate to much in one area, the ice gets too thin and they fall in.
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406,640
I like when I get asked that question.\n\n5 extra minutes out of my day I get to aimlessly look at boxes.
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406,641
Well, he included Kelvin
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406,642
Nope, because it doesn't have electrolytes. Brawndo (The Thirst Mutilator) has electrolytes, and THAT'S WHAT PLANTS CRAVE.
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406,643
Which are why laws were invented, because some people have no human decency and need to be controlled by a system of rules and punishment for their actions.
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406,644
here you go the [cookie monster of Barcelona](http://i.imgur.com/c8mIp.gif)
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406,645
You also touch his penis?\n\nWhat a coincidence, *me, too!*
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406,646
You don't win many awards when all your arguments are strawmen.
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406,647
I've been where you are , and by the grace of some damn good doctors im still here and able to tell you its not worth it. \n\nDepression is a liar. \nYou are worth something in this world, and this world wants to be worth something to you. You can do so many things with a life!
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406,648
**¡**Vamos Espa**ñ**a!
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406,649
this ain't /b/, everything's archived
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406,650
don't worry, 6+ billion other people didn't have a gold medal at 15 either. some of us are late bloomers.
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406,651
This is a Boolean 'or' operation. The outcome is true if either **or** both inputs are true. \n\nHe is a US Citizen (True) OR he is Obama (True) produce a boolean OR output of True. If you negate the first statement, as birthers like to do, it doesn't change the Boolean result.
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406,652
This story seems more about the conversion from Judaism...
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406,653
I was just about to say this. And they smoke blunts. And they have bodies like a pornstar. I don't see his point, the guy who made the original graphic.
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406,654
Good, because it's fabulous!\n\nFTFY
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406,655
So you gain $1,000,000,000\n\nThe preceding zeros have no effect.\n\nYour friend loses $1,000,000,000
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406,656
> Don't use bee vomit during sex.\n\nThat's crazy talk.
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406,657
We love that he's back. I'll have to go out and buy khaki's for the game.
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406,658
I'm 26 and still hate when my parents pull this if we happen to go shopping. They think they have given birth to a lifelong placeholder [](/fu)
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406,659
x^2 is easy to remember and just as wrong as the thing you're complaining about. e^kx is easy to remember *and correct*.
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406,660
On second thought, let's not watch the bike sprinting match. It is a silly sport.
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406,661
http://i.imgur.com/1MTJo.gif
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406,662
Also I'm pretty sure that qualifies as some kind of extortion, possibly fraud.
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406,663
Eh, when I was in the 6th grade a girl gave my buddy a HJ in front of about 15 other kids, and this was 1987. Not much has really changed
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406,664
Wrong, us poor people don't brush our teeth.
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406,665
Not to mention the number of college campuses that push it. Even 6 years ago I was surprised how much professors and students used Google Docs.
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406,666
No, I never mentioned it. I'm pretty sure she didn't realize it was my birthday.
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406,667
You forgot to login as WorstPossibleAnswer, right?
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406,668
Icy, what you did there.
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406,669
Really? Then perhaps you would like to give [this](http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/274495936.html) a read.
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406,670
I give her a week before she has a troll account and claims that she's 6'5 280 lbs ALL MUSCLE and is going to kick your ass.\n\n
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406,671
My friend and I got pedicures together today, and she asked the Vietnamese lady who owns the shop where the best place is to get pho in our town. The lady said, "My house," so in the morning, my friend is going to the shop owner's house to pick up a Tupperware full of pho. They're both very happy.
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406,672
Or perhaps it's not going at all, and it's actually stopped. I see nothing indicating motion!
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406,673
So Garen can execute anyone over 50% hp @_@
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406,674
Oh god, only on the internet. Something about the juxtaposition of the innocence of a child's crush and a man with a user name regarding sex with goats.
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406,675
It took two decades to build the Death Star, but we're supposed to believe they had a second one three years later? No, the second one was already built. Alderaan was hit by a second superlaser from behind a gassy nebula.
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406,676
100% reason to remember the name
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406,677
You were a kid and it was not your place to be responsible. \n\nThe fact that you feel responsible is an admirable trait, but you need to come to terms with the fact that there was no way an adolescent such as yourself could cope with the level of responsibility that this type of venture would take.\n\nIt is sad, it is unfortunate, but ultimately it is not your fault.
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406,678
Thank you for being such a progressive social activist. Paul Bless You.
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406,679
Part of me feels like, if she didn't know before looking in the bag, there may be some legal reasons as to why she didn't know...
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406,680
Like when you power wash the poo smears off the toilet?
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406,681
Speaking from my own experience, most actually do think it's broken. And they actually agree with the health care bill, when I lay it out in terms of "would X help, do you think?" "what about Y?", but as soon as I tell them that I just told them about the health care bill, they flip out, tell me I'm lying/have been lied too, and change the subject.
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406,682
Your job's a joke, you're broke and you're love life's DOA.
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406,683
You want a bladder infection? Because that's how you get a bladder injection.\n\nedit: fuck it, that typo stays.
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406,684
Missed the 5 on the sleeve. 2/10 execution
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406,685
Exactly. Darkness is unforgivable.
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406,686
I'll bring the doorknobs! Roadtrip.
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406,687
I had 4Chan on vinyl
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406,688
...I can feel the awkward all the way from here.
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406,689
You appear to have replied twice
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406,690
thanks.. wait, which one is me?
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406,691
It would be difficult to dislodge a warchief without an attack on Orgrimmar. Oh man. I AM FIRED UP.
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406,692
It makes me sad that there's the implication, immediately, that he is being "paraded". Fuck that.\n\nHe is a comedian. He is a person, he's not being "paraded".
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406,693
>maintaining eye contact\n\n...yea...\n\nThis could have been you....
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406,694
Warm, flat, surge; cold, stale pizza; and a 24-hour game of Axis and Allies. Those are some damn awesome memories of my misspent youth.
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406,695
It's basically a vibrator.
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406,696
I once ate an *entire* horse.
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406,697
that's good for him, MrMolester
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406,698
You should probably inject it into your dick.
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406,699
I've never been suckled before
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