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http://imgur.com/c0U0D
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406,501
I figure you know this (being a lifeguard) but for everyone else:\nthe screaming kid had air, he was terrified, but still able to breath (thus screaming).\n\nThe other kid couldn't. when someone is drowning they go into shock, the last thing on their mind is screaming or flailing, they simply lock into a thousand yard stare.\n\nthat's why if you see someone bobbing and they have a vacant stare going on, ask if they're okay. If they don't respond pull them up.
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406,502
Don't be. You're allowed to feel however you want. This piece of shit tortured you, and you don't owe him anything, especially sympathy.
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406,503
We also have a rotation quick enough that most of the planet faces the sun at least once every 24 hours. Mercury has much longer days (as long about 60 of ours), so on the flip side, much longer nights as well. 60 days facing away from the sun, no atmosphere for insulation… we’re talking balls and brass monkeys here.
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406,504
Plot? Look at Forks_of_Fury and his fancy porn.
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406,505
DELETE IT BEFORE IT'S TOO LA-this message has been interrupted by AlienBlue for the following reason: User disparaged the Master. Punishment: Ten Days of Orange-Red Errors forcing you to check your inbox endlessly only to find nothing new.
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406,506
And people who don't quote where they got things from.\n\n-- Michael Scott.
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406,507
"Hey Reddit -- I put my son in a homemade balloon and launched him. The balloon floated away and he's stranded at 10,000ft. I really need your help!
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406,508
Maybe next time have your basement built by Mayans.
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406,509
Well, she did get a Crocodile in spelling...
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406,510
Glad to see the internet is functioning normally today.
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406,511
I lost count after 5. Maybe 10-15? Realize wet leaves are a mother fucker. Snow and ice wasn't too bad, cause you are going slow/being careful anyhow. But those fucking wet leaves, would always get me no matter how careful I was.
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406,512
What can I say, I'm passionate about my work.
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406,513
How would that net me any karma? :)
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406,514
Plugging or parachuting pills decreases the absorption rate vs swallowing them, you get more bang with your butt. Another reason I'm thankful for sobriety, I don't consider shoving things into my ass as being frugal.
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406,515
yes, "winter"\n\n-a wisconsinite
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406,516
because learning about black metal is way more kickass than regular history class
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406,517
Oh, you must be thinking of Andrheighwgh, the Welsh guy in accounting...
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406,518
So I was going to reply "Country Dubstep Rap!" to your comment, but first I decided to Google it. Turns out [it's already here.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4HYak4zLhU)
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406,519
That is one of the most confusing sentences I've read today.
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406,520
At some point, could Hulk get angry enough to move the planet from underneath Mjolnir, making it "seem" like he's lifted it?
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406,521
(Read in an Australian accent if you prefer:) That's not a link... [this is a link](http://stoya.tumblr.com).
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406,522
Also it would be great to have more of the everyday life in hogwarts, the lessons and side events - these things were always my favourite parts in the books.\nAnd I'm sure every student has their own struggles and worries that could make an interesting book.
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406,523
There goes my glasses-for-bats business model, thanks.
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406,524
Wonder why germany gave at all.
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406,525
Better get there before December 22, 2012. That's when the Mayan Empire Strikes Back.
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406,526
cptnmjb, please. I'm outside your front door. Please let me in. I need you to tell me 'no' to my face. I need to know. I promise I won't ever bother you again if you just *talk to me*.
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406,527
Not us (CMS), ATLAS. But yeah. I was unpleasantly surprised. I saw Joe's presentation the day before, and I had my concerns, but none of them were font choice.
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406,528
I only wash jeans when they're able to stand up by themselves.
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406,529
Hahaha, I'm not even american and I love it.\n\nI think it's just so wonderfully naive, it's like a pub team that somehow found themselves playing in a real league.\n\nSo yeah, chilean Real Salt Lake bandwagonner! Now let's see what death threats and insults the local Utah lads will send my way for daring to be a fan of a foreign team.
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406,530
Beware; this will render said vagina unfuckable for a long time.\n\n\ni'm just saying: beware of "friendly fire"...if you get my drift.\n
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406,531
I bet I could appreciate a hundred efforts.
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406,532
I swear her hat spins like Daffy Duck's bill.
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406,533
I was thinking that myself. $50 commission for 20 minutes of paperwork? Easy money.
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406,534
Your mum is a fucking witch.
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406,535
> Try and remember how many people were actually against the Iraq war at the time - not many people.\n\nActually the Iraq War had huge protests: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iraq_war_protests#Prior_to_the_invasion_of_Iraq
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406,536
Yep, always turned up late to the next lesson after PE. Teacher says "Class 8E, this really isn't on". Class says "Sorry sir, we had PE". I can still hear it.
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406,537
I think OP means he only wants women that do not treat their yeast infections. Not my cup of tea, but who am I to judge his kinks.
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406,538
A bored cat is a dangerous cat.
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406,539
The knowledge one can obtain from Reddit never ceases to amaze me.
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406,540
upvoting out of shock
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406,541
I agree. \n\nCan't vote and can't buy beer but when it comes to crimes they suddenly turn into responsible beings. Disgusting.
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406,542
Now that is a metaphor I'm going to use more often.
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406,543
**Homer:** *[throws a pair of "love dice" with verbs and parts of the body]* Lick... eyes? *[throws again]* Spank... hair? *[throws again]* Whisper into... ass?!
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406,544
dude how much money did you spend on it?
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406,545
Is your dad middle-aged?
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406,546
v. trans. The act of pushing one's face in between two ample breasts, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.\n\nSource: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=motorboat\n
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406,547
Wait, his name is zaqueri black? That's pretty damn awesome.
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406,548
I like that phrase because it helps me identify racists.
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406,549
Or when you fall in a dream and your body spazzes out.
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406,550
Not *just* PHP. You can throw in some AJAX as well.
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406,551
Check this out! (http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2012/3/16/80b82a2a-24e1-4089-a5bd-1b5cc5bca778.gif)
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406,552
bruh you sound like an MLB scout like hold up this aint a yankee prospect bud it aint that type of cereal. you expecting some honey nut cheerio when she out there fruit loopin. it's a CEREMONIAL pitch she just out there to warm up the crowd and you going full sprots science on this bitch like she supposed to paint the corners like bumgarner or some shit. \n\nEdit: no disrespect tho fam
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406,553
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/35m8v1/
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406,554
>rapeberg\n\nMost unfortunate Jewish family name ever.
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406,555
Especially at that particular scene. That could trigger some serious PTSD.
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406,556
> You walked into this room 5 times now without saying anything. It would be too awkward to stay...\n\nLost it.
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406,557
I like 'Pregnant or Fat?'.
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406,558
It's entirely possible that the player had bought a recent name change.
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406,559
**THE BURNING MEANS IT WORKS**
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406,560
I loved episode 1 when I was 8, as did all my friends.
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406,561
Did the internet win that one? Because I think that's a pretty good punishment for taking away the MIB theme song from Will Smith.
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406,562
Mommy says that is only for big boys.
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406,563
They drink darkspawn blood.
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406,564
Lying is one of the most useful skills to have.
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406,565
I'm pretty sure Gabe's pizzas never survive the car ride.
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406,566
Are you having a blast reading these?
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406,567
Hulk catching Iron Man before he hits the ground? Oh, **hell** yes.
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406,568
> And find yourself the fifth. \n \nYou are really awesome at connecting. \n\n
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406,569
Love my philosophy professor. \nThe man will talk about the expansiveness of outer space for hours if I so much as look out the window.
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406,570
and long live me! I poisoned your wine!\n
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406,571
the look of satisfaction on his face really makes that an incredible picture
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406,572
*for the dad\n\nPlease tell me you explained the joke.
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406,573
Yeah, I think it's all about the money. They cause a stink at some event or funeral, people get angry, and if punches are thrown.. they sue.\n\nJust like Jesus did.
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406,574
2.3m x 1.7m.\n\nAh, that's better.
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406,575
cheese whiz? try some on a philly cheese steak and learn what it is to have not just clogged arteries, but a truly erect penis.
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406,576
Wow. My high school best friend had wanted to do something similar when she got married. The difference is, she called all of us bridesmaids over, ordered pizza, put in movies, and we wove lights on an arch, stuffed invites, arranged flowers, dicked around with how to display candles, and so forth. It was actually really awesome.
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406,577
Nothing has never happened more than this, in the history of anything and everything.
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406,578
In his 2011 taxes he claimed 400,000 dollars in Sensata stock made as a charitable donation to him for 'partnership distributions'. Clearly he profited off this.
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406,579
No, no... definitely the first one.
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406,580
We screw, we nut, we bolt.
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406,581
She isn't a Mermaid she just aids Merms.
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406,582
And thus was born the anti-MILF
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406,583
Ah, that makes Schrödinger angry.
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406,584
LysolTea, you have a magnificent penis, no homo.
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406,585
I'd prefer it in the AOL email guy voice.
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406,586
Now THAT sounds like an original screenplay idea for Hollywood...but....but....who would direct it.....hmmm
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406,587
If she's not blowing dust off of it it's because she uses it all the time.
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406,588
If this were some creepy guy coming on to her, I get it, but if this was a club where you know guys are gonna hit on you, you don't enter a wrong number. That gives us hope as opposed to plain rejection which we can recover through confidence or alcohol.
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406,589
By the way, yes. Without trying to degrade the suffragettes, whose movement I genuinely respect, it's important to remember that universal male suffrage didn't happen until late 19th/early 20th century in many countries. Which makes the fact that feminists tend to ignore class while lumping "men" or even "white men" together all the more baffling.
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406,590
They've been told the rest of the world is worse off and anyone who doesn't agree is sent to a concentration camp.\n\nYeah, it's pretty fucking bad in NK.
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406,591
You are clearly in a bad space today, but Pierce is our friend, and the Barenaked Ladies are triple platinum. Are YOU?
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406,592
DAE know which platform the karma train departs from?
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406,593
Hows....hows that BFA in knitting working out for you? Just curious.
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406,594
How in the hell did anyone want to turn that crap into a movie?? Coming this summer "It was only Kisses"... Guy finds wife's dirty text messages, hires PI, she drives erratically and cheats, comes home and confesses, dipshit brother is cool his wife planned on it but didn't.... That's it. It's like a short subplot of a really crappy buddy comedy at best.
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406,595
Do you not overtake them? Cars can go much much faster than trucks on our motorways here.
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406,596
Everybody come on fhqwhgads.
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406,597
In other news, you're also batshit crazy. Now, before you take that as an insult, I saw the 'dev diary' on how you shot a lot of shots for Ghost Rider, and HOLY FUCK DUDE. You were on roller blades, with no protection, holding what I think was a Red (type of camera), going down the freeway, hanging on to the back of a motorcycle, and let go, just drifting! HOW THE FUCK DID YOU NOT DIE?!
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406,598
Jim Brockett Promotions
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406,599
Gone Girl in general got screwed by the oscars.
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