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Probably because he wouldn't think that a plain old picture of him from prom constitutes being "funny". There's not even a joke to justify it being here. Just the idea that "haha he's small."
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406,301
A lot of it is cultural. Mexicans who work tend to work hard, and they respect people who work more than average. Oddly enough, though many don't personally go for higher education, they respect people who do. Some very good cultural traits.
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406,302
I don't care how many takes it took, that guy has one hell of an arm.
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406,303
You shouldn't have, COD4 had a number in the name.
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406,304
My friend would put a baby sim in a room and take out the doors. It was all fun and games until Child Services came, they teleported into the room and teleported the baby out.
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406,305
Yeah just make a few statements like "I'm tired of the liberal african-american community with their rap and their pants down. I'm tired of Obama using his race card and doing nothing." You'd be cheered into office by the Tea party.
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406,306
> no one could see electric or magnetic fields\n\nElectromagnetic fields are not only visible, they're the _only thing_ that's visible.\n\n(edit) pedants: yes, I know. But still ...
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406,307
I know, he's a late 1st round pick at best.
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406,308
Congratulations reddit on destroying a fictional story a grandfather told his grandson
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406,309
Yes, which is why they close on Sundays. Because of all the money it earns them.
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406,310
What kind of fucking not-on-this-planet dickhead beats up a guy that is *already unconscious*? I'm sorry this happened man.
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406,311
Nah I think OP is directing his annoyance at people who do this in a purely vain/competitive way. Gardening for fun is its own thing.
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406,312
> large VHS-wipe style electromagnet to wipe hard drives\n\nThat won't work reliably. You'd need a laboratory-quality degausser (huge and expensive) and it would take a minute or two. Even then, you can sometimes recover data.
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406,313
People use this "sick" humor in order to cope. If we all took every situation that arises too seriously we'd all be depressed. Moreso than we are now.
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406,314
My will to win is far stronger than my want for sleep.
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406,315
It's a lot easier to kill Tupac than the Police, 'cuz there's four of them, and only one of him.\n\n...wait, what were we talking about?
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406,316
The truman show was a great movie.
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406,317
Offer high school boys money for sex?
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406,318
I prefer [re: brains](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOlznuyPOeM) and of course [Baby's Got Back](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyJeC99QO8A).\n\nShit, guess I'll throw [this](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYodWEKCuGg) in too.
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406,319
"Yeah, I only eat babies on weekends nowadays. They make my butt so big."
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406,320
"Don't knock it til you've tried it" then?
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406,321
And that's *without* the sewer gangbang from the book. ;)
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406,322
Yeah, since when is matchmaking working?
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406,323
i doubt musicians will see any of this money.
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406,324
What's important is that he's doing it himself. ;-) It's very creative and just a little silly - the silly part can embarrass him. Don't let him know how much you love this stuff, and it will continue to grow. The occasional "Atta boy!" will suffice. \n\nCreativity in a shy kid can be like a shadow - when you put too much attention on it, it hides.
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406,325
No, that's Articuno. You're thinking of an old concentration camp.
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406,326
I'm so sorry. I was depressed after my dog died too.\n\nHere, have the first *hug* I have ever offered on Reddit.
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406,327
Yo Snoopeh, Ima let you finish, but THERAINMAN has had some of the best drama of all time!
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406,328
They're called pasties.
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406,329
**Hey everyone! I found the guy who started all this!**
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406,330
I'm sorry your mom is crazy
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406,331
he's just upset he was fapping to a dude.
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406,332
A *shit*ness, if you will.
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406,333
He declared war on a country claiming they had vast broccoli reserves. Once we invaded we found out they did not have any broccoli.
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406,334
Had he not eaten the book the owners might have realized that he was mooching off of their hard work.
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406,335
Well, the middle east arent too keen on it.
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406,336
Plot twist: Your dog is a burglar.
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406,337
http://i.imgur.com/xdcjd.jpg
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406,338
Because many people used to watch Scrubs and it was an episode where Dr. Cox had to tell his BFF his son has autism.
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406,339
>TIL the dentist's daughter takes if *for arrears*\n\nftfy
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406,340
I was scared to click.
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406,341
Holy shit. I think you two have seriously unlocked some evolutionary mind trick. We are predisposed to community rules (where we develop morality and such). A child might resist a parent's seemingly arbitrary commands. But if they are told a certain commandment is part of a societal construct they just might think its some sort of universal law whose consequences are far beyond just their immediate sphere.
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406,342
I'm really happy for you, I'ma let you finish, but my post on Facebook was one of the best posts of all time.
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406,343
So basically severe depression?
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406,344
...and I would play the shit out of it.
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406,345
"Despite wanting to respond 'i don't want to become like you". Op obviously considers himself superior to those who drink. Can i just say that it's entirely possible that not drinking isn't your problem op, it might possibly be the fact you think you're better than your peers. Im a fairly heavy drinker and im friends with guys who don't drink and i don't exclude them however there are guys where you can see judgement and those are the guys who i don't invite back.
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406,346
What's the difference?
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406,347
Mr Dr_Jerkface Senior.
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406,348
It signals a worrying trend. Right now, they'll discriminate piracy and porn, but what will be deemed "inappropriate" in the future? How much control over what users see are they going to have? It almost seems like Google was only against "anti-net-neutrality" legislation so that they could destroy it themselves under the radar.
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406,349
i think about this daily. people dont appreciate their simple existence enough.
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406,350
buy a new one ya rich mothafucka
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406,351
They only measure of what an aftershock/foreshock quake is is when it occurred around the mainquake. So, if tomorrow brings a 7.2, the quake a week ago will have been a foreshock. It's purely semantic.\n\nAlso, I have no idea why anyone would down vote you for this question.
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406,352
Winged for her pleasure!
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406,353
I bet you think this post was about you
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406,354
Well now that's the trouble, you see...
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406,355
What will stop Vice from becoming a partisan sounding board that's mired in politics and rhetoric?
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406,356
Maybe it's because your mother swallowed your fathers sperm after intercourse.
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406,357
http://i.imgur.com/9H6RS.gif
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406,358
But this is 0.001% of Mubarak's security forces: the others spent the last few decades ripping teeth out of living skulls and electrocuting people.
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406,359
I have no hope of ever seeing Fallout 4. Can't. Get. Hype. Agai-**CHOOO CHOOO THIS TRAIN STOPS FOR NOTHING, FUCKERS!!!**
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406,360
Evelynn with shaco flair. You are the biggest bastard ever arent ya.
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406,361
>Who?\n\nHas Sejuani flair ಠ\_ಠ
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406,362
Hmm, Danny Sexbang goes to the cinema?
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406,363
And the people who get to have sex with Christina Hendricks.
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406,364
A joke? Not on my watch!
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406,365
I think this is the BEST use of "It's all a dream." You keep the best two movies and then completely retcon the terrible opening scene on 3 where the second and third best characters are killed off instantly by a different retcon.
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406,366
It's less dense then air. Wailord is a zeppelin.
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406,367
*"I've heard from the patently posh fellow down the avenue that you've encountered some genuinely dysfunctional difficulties with your indoor plumbing systems, my rather voluptuous maiden."*
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406,368
Ever seen a Gragas throw his ult into a brush with 4 enemies in wait?\n\nI had it happen to me once. 4 of us were waiting to turn a fight and next thing we knew "ENEMY QUADRA KILL!" and my screen was grey. My friends and I laughed so hard we died irl. We're fine now.
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406,369
Marie Curie invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of radioactivity, and dying of radioactivity.
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406,370
The onions thing is over.
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406,371
It was a joke implying you weren't having any sex.
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406,372
Googling "fordyce's spots" is potentially NSFW.
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406,373
hmm.... the problem is that if I heard any of these things shouted at me from a car, I still would take it as an insult and would spend the rest of that day wondering why they chose to shout it at me. Too sensitive.\nedit: nah not the rest of the day
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406,374
Not me, I hav a hair-drier and I'm not afraid to use it in defense of my home.
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406,375
It doesn't bring ANY boys to the yard!
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406,376
I gave you an upvote for laughing, but know that I'm not happy about it because the punctuation in your sentence is atrocious.
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406,377
"Is it better for a man to have chosen evil than to have good imposed upon him?" - A Clockwork Orange
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406,378
That dude is like accidental Batman.
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406,379
Uhhh... if it wasn't wireless, Apple couldn't sell the $30 Apple battery charger:\n\nhttp://store.apple.com/us/product/MC500LL/A
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406,380
upvote for still rockin Jorts bruh
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406,381
YYEEEEAAAA !!! YOU GO MAN
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406,382
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mir#Accidents
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406,383
He's just posting a gif, take it easy.
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406,384
Nothing is more important than speeding tickets and DUI's in that town.
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406,385
Holy shit, cannot unsee
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406,386
Wow, that guy is probably the most sociable person in the room.
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406,387
You forgot Ghost Rider. Then again, most people do.
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406,388
I had to contribute a doodle as well. I can never sit normally (I think it looks a bit fetal): http://imgur.com/2PcgC.gif
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406,389
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/160/195/OP-Will-deliver-soon.jpg\n
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406,390
Thank you, marypoppinsasshole
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406,391
The problem is that each parent isn't paying for their own child to go to school; we all pay (uneven amounts of) taxes, which *then* go to pay for each child's school. You can't take your child's "share" out and use it to pay for a different school--in order for that system to work, every parent would have to pay the same amount per child... which is exactly how private school works.
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406,392
Ding ding ding. Correct.
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406,393
Not really but i am trying.
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406,394
Holy crap, I'd never thought I would see you on reddit. :D\n\nJust thought you'd like to know that your car made my day that day...and my entire week, as well.
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406,395
I pee sitting down when I wake in the middle of sleep. Morning/middle of sleep cycle wood is not conducive to relief of bladder in the dark. At least if you don't want to spray the to of your toilet.
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406,396
I totally forgot about the tab!
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406,397
"Ugh, you uneducated plebeian. If only you had a proper education growing up, then I *might* just bother being in a relationship with you"
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406,398
Typing this using braille keyboard.
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406,399
why did you kidnap an iraqi child and make him sit on your desk?
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