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406,100
This reminds me of [women laughing alone with fruit salad](http://womenlaughingalonewithsalad.tumblr.com/page/2).
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406,101
No, that's Black Widow.
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406,102
Without any context we've no way to know if this was a good-natured joke between two close friends, or a guy being a dickhead. Jumping to conclusions is risky stuff.
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406,103
>hamplanet\n\nI died.
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406,104
FRIBERG HE DOES IT AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN
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406,105
FUCK IT'S BRAINS OUT!
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406,106
As a dyslexic, hearing pet peeves like these makes me sad. :(
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406,107
You are an anomaly, and more people should follow your example!
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406,108
I have a hammer too!! I like your style. I also have a very sharp, very serrated if slightly rusty knife in my bed stand. Even if the intruders get away, they're getting tetanus.
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406,109
Yes but I can neither confirm nor deny that.
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406,110
>The easy women when they hear my Scottish accent\n\nGetting laid in the US with any European accent must be like shooting fish in a barrel.
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406,111
>You need to chill the fuck out.\n\nHave a cigarette.
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406,112
Your wife is awesome.
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406,113
I once gave a 22 cent tip.\n\nI am usually a generous tipper, 20% plus, but this waitress poured my drinks and then left them sitting on the bar for 15 minutes while she took pictures of herself with friends. Then, when I asked for the check, she walked out of the bar. No outdoor tables, just left for another 10 minutes.\n\nI would have left no tip, but I didn't think it would have made my point as well.
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406,114
probably the bush era whitehouse
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406,115
Well, yeah, I agree he had one of those personalities that make people follow him, like... Jesus. Now who's the offensive one?
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406,116
The tone of the entire article made the guy come off as kind of an asshole, TBH.
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406,117
Confirmed.\n\nSource: Lived in Flint.
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406,118
Unfortunately, if you don't look good now, turning 40 will not help.
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406,119
NASA's 2011 budget was $18.724 billion
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406,120
This is the "Everything's Ok Alarm." \n\nIT WILL SOUND EVERY 3 SECONDS, UNLESS SOMETHING ISN'T OKAY!
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406,121
They just gave a shit ton of money to Manchester United. [Adidas will pay $1.3 billion over 10 years to United](http://www.forbes.com/sites/mikeozanian/2014/07/14/manchester-united-and-adidas-agree-to-richest-uniform-deal-ever-in-sports/).
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406,122
I feel like you skipped part of the story here...
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406,123
they would quit advancing if you just punched them in the goddamn throat.
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406,124
Also, fight choreography.\n\nThat guy totally threw some leaves.
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406,125
Can you give us a better description of her and her ass. Some of us are lonely
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406,126
This happened to me in kindergarten. The difference though is after my new "friend" was done with my stuffed penguin she threw it on the 2 story roof. I was inconsolable until the janitor got out his giant ladder and saved my buddy. Funny I still remember that so vividly a quarter century later.
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406,127
I have brachydactyle type-d too. My clubbed thumb might not win at thumb wars, and might not be great at hitchhiking, but it's my thumb and I wouldn't be me without her.\n\nROCK THAT FIERCE AND FABULOUS FALANGE, GIRL.
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406,128
Thank you... have you ever seen a post without a single negative comment?? That doesn't happen. As long as the good outweighs the bad, then who cares?! It doesn't bother me.
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406,129
>wonder if they always planned it this way.\n\nI think it's more likely that someone at Valve saw the 4chan fan theory and liked it.
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406,130
http://i.imgur.com/rnxHw.gif
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406,131
I'm Jewish, so when I tell it, it's implied.
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406,132
>Jinx has no sex appeal\n\nThe internet disagrees with you
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406,133
"facts are not science - as the dictionary is not literature"\n\n-martin fischer
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406,134
That's what she said.
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406,135
Don't worry. It will come. You will know.
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406,136
Yeah, if you rearrange the letters it spells, "trying too hard".
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406,137
To me, it looks like DNA of Voldemort was mixed with Salad Fingers and is now being cultivated in a tube
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406,138
Yes it is... he's misusing information given to the store for his own personal purposes. Who knows how many people he texted who *weren't* okay with it? Taking anyone's number from that database without their explicit permission is creepy as fuck.
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406,139
This needs to become a movie.
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406,140
Multiple suns for added realism: http://i.imgur.com/jXtS1.jpg
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406,141
You kidding? That's a good way to get fucking shot.
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406,142
I can understand people saying "would of", but actually typing it?\n\nI think you mean would HAVE.
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406,143
Unsub from big subreddits. There is a lot written Bon the effect that bigger subreddits have on content, so the simplest thing to do is just unsub from bigger ones. I unsubbed from r/gaming, r/atheism, r/politics, r/funny, r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu r/adviceanimals, etc. the effect: I see more content that I care about thats not just memes and comics.
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406,144
You're right. This would've made more sense if they were to steal the Declaration of Independence.
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406,145
70's kid here, too -- that's exactly it. The instruction was hilarious and kind of charming.\n\nAdults in the 70's were big on novelty gag gifts. If the stupid singing bass mounted like a trophy fish was available back then, it would've gone big.
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406,146
Where the HELL do you people work? I've been steadily employed in software development for the past decade and every company I have been at has given at least 2 weeks of vacation, and encouraged employees to use their vacation fully. No one at any company I have ever worked for has been fired for using their vacation. \n\nI smell FUD spreading around here.
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406,147
It certainly wouldn't be the first time that a developer (or even a startup) has had their app rejected by AAPL for some weird reason and decided to create it on Android instead. In fact, I'm a little surprised that more developers don't build on Android first, since they can be sure it'll be allowed (as long as it's not spam or malware) and then port their code over to iOS.\n\nAs a nice bonus, moving to Android would mean it would probably get more installs too.
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406,148
You'd maybe be surprised at how similar people do the same things for wildly different reasons all the time.
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406,149
Pretty sure everyone gets an AK on their fifth birthday
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406,150
I was thinking actual dominoes.
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406,151
And "frat boy" is redditor for "anyone who gets invited to parties."
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406,152
BWA BWA BWA BWA BWA WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB
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406,153
OH GOD THERE'S A THIRD ONE?!
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406,154
Start storing other things in it but leave room for the cat. I swear ours is so stubborn, if she thought it wasn't for her shed use it
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406,155
http://imgur.com/JtDrr
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406,156
So, not exactly deep in a forest then?
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406,157
No this is [Shititaly](http://kinglythoughts.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/black-woman-attitude.jpeg)
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406,158
All of C9 will never come out if they brought this back.\n\nBalls: "...."\n\nMeteos: "It used to be Long Dong then Riot forced me to change it to Short Dog, so I changed it to Meteos."\n\nHai: "Its my name"\n\nSneaky: "Riot forced me to change it from 'SneakyCastro' because reasons.\n\nLemonNation: "I'm not even allowed to tell you where its from"
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406,159
remember, they are handicap accessible, not handicap only.
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406,160
I didnt click it. Happily going to sleep now.
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406,161
I've always been ashamed of my education. I know I'm stupid. You made me laugh. I had actually typed a huge post for this and then I got scared because I knew y'all would kill my grammar. I regret a lot of things but not getting an education is the one I regret the most. My biggest fear is being a let down to my son. That's what my post was going to be about.
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406,162
If by angel, you mean 6 year old girl then yes. I like my prog music to be sung by 250 lb neckbeards with deep voices, thank you very much.
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406,163
Everyone who sees this link is waiting for a comment explaining if it's safe to see. Sorry guys and girls, this isn't that comment. *waits*
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406,164
'MERICA...PUTTING SHIT ON OTHER ~~PLANETS~~ CELESTIAL BODIES SINCE '69
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406,165
It's like a lion, only 40% less healthy and 100% less ethical to breed.
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406,166
He is becoming Shane.
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406,167
Probably, but its the question I came here to find the answer to. Bummer.
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406,168
Wow that was seriously one the greatest comments I have ever seen on Reddit. Not only was that Scotty 2 Hotty the wrestler which relates to my username, but it also related to what is going on. Well done.
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406,169
Hilariously disgusting
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406,170
They are lonely/need the stimulation. Very simple, many people come from horribly unloving families/situations and you are substitute. Imagine the cutest kid being starved of any kind of affection and treated like dogshit, what kind of craving and psychological marks is that going to leave behind? A giant gaping whole for any human contact.
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406,171
As a Canadian, I can contest that I have apologized for being hit, however when that mother fucker didn't apologize for hitting me I knew it was gloves off time.
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406,172
But you can click and drag the different chunks of PSP if you'd like!
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406,173
I read that as "rabid herpies.."
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406,174
god this is the funniest social-news-haxxing-intra-haxxing. lol. 4chan sends pizza person who then chats with a redditor
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406,175
Rain or shine no one stops Fahaud from delivering fahauds madafuckin pizza
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406,176
No, Rape never changes.
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406,177
he's a closeted shower pisser.
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406,178
I think Coldhands is a very old crow that we haven't met yet.
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406,179
I just had to do this...\n\n\nhttp://i.imgur.com/Jcnk7w1.png
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406,180
He's much more than just an entrepreneur. He is significantly helping to creating a model that will will put the sponsors of egregious legislation like SOPA/PIPA/ACTA/etc. out of business. He is a catalyst for long-needed social and economic reform.\n\nEdit: et al. -> etc. (Thanks to shoebane for the input).
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406,181
This has always seemed like an implementation detail that was a mistake or just poorly thought-out. I personally avoid it by strictly adhering to an all-variables-declared-on-their-own-line rule.
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406,182
You know the Germans make good stuff.
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406,183
That's a strange way to spell PC.
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406,184
But he got his long slimy siliva-ed-out tongue all up over that kid. That's going to cause some serious psychological damage. We're talking camel issues. It don't get much worse than that.
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406,185
Clearly, marketing is foreign to him if he has honesty.
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406,186
>There was a hallway with broken ceiling tiles and dust all over the place\n\nVery accurate. I'm from this area in MI, and holy hell was everyone pissed. The total damages rang up to about $400,000. \nhttp://www.9and10news.com/story/27896861/university-of-michigan-fraternities-vandalize-two-northern-michigan-resorts\n
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406,187
It's a fairytale town, isn't it? How's a fairytale town not somebody's fucking thing?
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406,188
I actually only have 8 gigs of ram, for some reason it is misinformed.
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406,189
The Hot Wheel car to mat size ratio was perfect.
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406,190
Dude, I spent so much time creating and perfecting so many missions on this game. Id create playable characters in each faction, so I could switch between the infantry squad leader and the chopper pilot flying them around, to the enemy sniper waiting in ambush and the the tank commander in a T-80. This game sure was a lot of fun.
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406,191
This is the only site that works 100% of the time perfectly. I really hate anything that ends in .gifv.
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406,192
Came here to beg that nobody links this.\n\n\nToo late.
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406,193
I'm gonna get Lady For Rent for my friend, Suzy, who likes Broadway musicals.
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406,194
Yeah, I forgot to do that, now all my friends have red Facebooks and I'm stuck with blue.
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406,195
BTW, with one sentence you just out performed most PR people on this planet:\n> 1st off, my apologies for your experience.\n\nThe corporate way of saying this is:\n> We apologize for any inconvenience.\n\nThe key difference is that the corporate way doesn't even acknowledge that there was inconvenience. You win.
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406,196
You know, I agree that we ought to defend freedom of speech at all costs, but defending freedom of speech doesn't mean providing a forum for all speech.\n\nThe first amendment guarantees that we can't be punished for what we say, which is very important. But does that mean that sites like reddit are obligated to provide a forum for hate speech? I don't think so.
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406,197
On a related note, only blind people can work in delivery rooms. It's to ensure the mother sees the baby first, otherwise default ownership would go to those delivering the baby.
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406,198
I think the punchline goes "the pricks are on the outside of a porcupine"
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406,199
Especially considering the camera was already on when he was pulled over. What the fuck is he supposed to do, say "Excuse me crazy person with a gun who has yet to identify himself as law enforcement, but this camera on my head happens to be recording and I wouldn't want to infringe on your right to privacy. Would you like me to turn it off before you continue threatening me?"
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