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You wash them when they achieve sentience and try to escape.
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Ignores your balls hahaha. UPBOATS! Infinite upboats to you sir!!!
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That's some adult shit right there. He did you wrong, that's for sure. But even though he was definitely in the wrong, you never know what someone's going through.
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Everything changed when the firenation attacked. Edit:Wow, this really blew up. My most downvoted comment is about the firenation.
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Us engineers aren't exactly... Socially creative.
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I used to wait 6 minutes to 3 years to log in, but then I took an arrow to the knee!
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> Oh how the tablets have turned
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It's quite obvious why you had such a difficult time!
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This comment really opened up my eyes to the beautiful word that is diarrhea. Thank you for this.
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Thank you sir, may I have another?
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I feel silly having to explain this but... That's a close up of a man's junk.
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Are some of you people oblivious to know what rotors should look like?
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FUK CONTEXT GRAB THE PITCHFORKS MEN AND WOMEN
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Poked or not, he is a little bitch.
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Wow contractors must be cheap out there. That looks like way more than $50K in damages.
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so your saying your not sure......
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My homeboys tried to warn me, but that butt you got makes me so confident of your current well-being and future child-rearing potential
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Puskás, unlike the Portuguese Ronaldo, is relevant on an international level.
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Yes, interesting but not my cup of tea.
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No it doesnt, he deserved it. He damn well knew better and blew it. If he was unknowing of her age, why did he jump in the sack? And if he did know her age, well he made he knew the consequences and went and did it anyway. He deserves everything he gets!
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http://i.imgur.com/uMAE0.gif
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You're saying that the post itself fits the protocol but the title doesn't? Doesn't that make your rules gay as all fuck and people should stop being self righteous pricks about it?
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"Must land perfect equalizer" - Doublelift 2015 Edit: Thanks for the gold :)
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I don't know Nicki personally, but this picture is widely attributed to her. Hip Hop Enquirer Magazine: http://hiphopenquirer.com/guess-what-nickiminaj-and-usherraymondiv-looked-like-before-the-fame-photos-inside/ Source 2: http://realfilmcareer.com/photowqdb/nicki-minaj-old-pictures-before-she-was-famous
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Yeah, and due to Earth being more than 10 feet wide, we move much more than 10 feet closer in the course of a day.
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Don't worry the carpenters of America are here to make their plea that they're gods own creation put on this planet to build, and we can't do any of it without them.
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And with those words, Phreak doomed CLG to relegation.
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Yeah, keep modding it down especially you console guys.
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Never saw anyone get so excited for 14 upvotes. It's heartwarming.
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Pics of the bush or it didn't happen.
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Really? It's hard to believe the shrapnel managed to avoid your gigantic balls.
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its a good thing no one asked you I feel safe ignoring "men" who marry Japanese women, as they tend to be the most ineffectual of people. Real men use and dump Jap women and don't feel tricked into marrying them.
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I know. I'm happy all the damn time too.
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You guys must be trolling because you can't be serious with this level of pathos for a comedian. You write as if your coach just told you Kennedy or Dr. King was shot. Normal people shouldn't need overindulgent, self absorbed comedians (funny though they may be) to teach you how to appreciate life. I blame your parents.
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**Evil Plotting Raccoon** > * I'LL JUST PLANT A LITTLE MESSAGE TO CAPTIONBOT IN THE TITLE OF MY MEME > * SO WHEN HE PULLS THE TITLE FROM LIVEMEME'S API HE LOOKS LIKE AN IDIOT! ^^*These* ^^*cations* ^^*aren't* ^^*guaranteed* ^^*to* ^^*be* ^^*correct.*
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this deserves all the upvotes
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That generally makes it a bit too salty for my taste.
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ok how about 15 pics only
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Weightlifters are usually pretty genuine in their excitement for others. Everyone's there to get swole, and they are very supportive of that. At least in my experience.
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She didn't ask for CC, why did you feel the need to do it anyway? Are you going to keep ignoring that?
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The authorities have been notified. (Sneakily)
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YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO SURVIVED THE DOWNVOTE PURGE! QUICKLY EVERYONE! LEND HIM YOUR UPVOTES!
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Do you know why Heelys don't have brakes? Cause swag stops for nobody.
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She clearly doesn't respect her body (sleeping with a guy she barely knows) so why should he?
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Or a simple, "it's 5 o'clock, isn't your shift up?" as you casually take his seat.
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Do you want to build one? Because if you need a parts list, you won't be able to do it.
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Bonus points if the video is vertical.
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Bill *Fucking* Murray. FTFY
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Intelligence is knowing Frankenstein was not the monster. Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein truly *was* the monster.
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People make fun of aalewis, but to me he is a genius. I will take the intelligence induced euphoria anyday over phony god's blessing.
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That's what boys will tell you.
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It's funny because you have to click Continue Thread twice to get here to downvote the stuff.
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Coleslaw referred to as "spaghetti" and ordered as an app? Confirmed for alien sent to spy on us
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How is that any more cruel than just killing it?
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You're about to get a knock on your door.
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Hmm.... Don't be too impressed. The original image is fake... look on the **sides** of the image and they are gray... clearly been cut out/photoshopped (-: Upvote so the OP can see this! XD Edit: I love how you are all upvoting and positively commenting on something that is clearly fake. It seriously looks like an MS Paint job **ಠ_ಠ**
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>Stickers >I would be responsible for the ending of the human race. I did not see that coming...
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BITCH I'M THE MOST LEGIT PERSON IN THE WORLD
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Yeah. These players know what they're getting into though. It's a wrist they're willing to take.
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I would prefer it if she repented for her sins, made a salvation decision, and acted as an ambassador of Christ.
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His fight or flight response seems to be broken.
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I wish. Too bad all the limp tiny cocked sissies around here with their 'sauce' wouldn't know how to fuck a woman if they had an instruction manual.
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Didn't seem to help with 9/11
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I heard "I love you, Dad" today and I didn't even have to encourage unhealthy behavior in my not fully developed child. Way to go, moron. The only time a religious fanatic gets upvotes around here is when he's telling his son it's ok to chop his dick off.
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That just makes him look like a bigger moron, *William Shatner* can't tell arabic from klingon?
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Yes, now have a downvote. Edit: are you fucking kidding me.
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May the odds be in your favor, bro.
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Reddit's favorite excuse
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Perfect reply was "well she could have kissed him first" EDIT: welp, my most popular comment was about not having the balls to just kiss a girl
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A starting chest?(i know it's optional, but still) WHERE IS THE CHALLENGE? This game just becomes easier and easier after every update. **Once again the reddit community shows its ignorance by downvoting a comment based on opinions *clap clap***
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Eating an onion like it's an apple takes some serious dedication. I'm sure you were crying with laughter.
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You are a fucking idiot. Maybe, just maybe, you should contact youtube. Do you need someone to send you the link too?
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Without your/their phones on
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You believe there are attractive std free women who like no strings attached sex? What is your stance on Unicorns? ;P edit: I stand corrected! perhaps they are more like narwhals? I've never seen any irl but if the internet says they exist, it must be true right?
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"Your son has what we in the medical community would refer to as a 'monster cock.' I'll leave you with these pamphlets."
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**YOU ARE THE TYPE OF GARBAGE PERSON WHO NEEDS TO DIE IN AN ACCIDENT**
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"yes." -Rob Thomas
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Thats my play - Humble in Defeat was my smurf and i renamed it to LagsAbit - It's my play, trust me..
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That seemed almost too easy...
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It looks like garbage (relatively), so yes, it's fan fic
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Same cringey idea, I sprayed an aerosol carpet cleaner into 'I hate you' in front of my Mum's door while she was in her bedroom with the idea it would appear in the carpet lighter. Suddenly panicked and spent ages on my hands and knees scrubbing it away and ended up cleaning the entire landing carpet.
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The protest loses whatever minuscule meaning it may have had when the woman protesting is just an empirically unattractive person.
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**I PREDICT TURMOIL IN THE MIDDLE EAST.**
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to tell her that you post fake AMA's?
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TL;DR: Black Veil Brides, Asking Alexandria, and Pierce the Veil.
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Yeah he really belongs in the octagon behaving like that. Class act.
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--What size he had? -- 7 cm. -- *with a sigh of relief* Such a small? -- In diameter...
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haha i like your anti feminist comment because it is about the guy that couldn't slap the girl and as a redditor I am a guy and i love being about salpping girls I like this and they neeed to know their place and they are not alwatys the tbest of what theyt nedd to be and guys clearly are the providors tothef the family.
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Your grandpa is a bro
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Upboat for the XKCD reference :) Edit: WTF? Downvote helllllll....
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No True Mathematician™
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How is her bank account statement none of my business?
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Ask your GF about fast events that can hardly be said to have occurred at all, while being naked.
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I honestly had to stop reading this half way through cause all the swearing and just the story telling was boring.
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4 feet farther. A little further. One is quantitative, one qualitative.
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-22 *is* a little excessive. EDIT: HAHAHA this is awesome.
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You would think he would start rapping or something
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Then you're not a woman enough. <-- already something wrong with that sentence. Just because I would never think to do something that disgusting does not make me less of a woman.
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Sometimes, things don't come up Milhouse.
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Come on man. People will die. You had a lot of growing up to do if you react like that you have lost a parent.
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