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**DO NOT TOUCH YOURSELF AND DRIVE!** | {
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I'm pretty sure we should care about **Kony 2012** first. Kony is actually responsible for *tens of thousands* of deaths, this Nony guy is a nobody (-: | {
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I can't tell how old he is, but he acts like a perpetual child. He also can't drive because he's failed his test like 70 times or something. | {
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HAH, nice reply as well...... dickmilk. | {
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Beethoven (film series)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beethoven_%28film_series%29#Films
Please note: "The 2008 film, Beethoven's Big Break was a reboot of the film series and is not considered part of the main Beethoven canon."
Glad we cleared THAT up! | {
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Meh, I'd say it's more complicated than that.
I think everyone is a little, teeny bit gay, or has imagined gay thoughts, male or female. Idk how someone could honestly be 100% straight, and do something like masturbate, and then claim they're still 100% straight. | {
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I kinda don't think a guy should go beyond heavy breathing or light moaning. ~~Nobody likes~~ I'm not a fan of the loud dude in a porno.
**"HERE IT COMES! AAAHHHHHHHH UGGGGHHHHH UGH UGH UGH AHHHHHHHHHHH!"**
Edit: [Visual aid](http://images.amcnetworks.com/ifc.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/080312-total-recall.jpg) just for /u/Thrackerz0d (SFW) | {
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***Warning:*** *faggot detected* | {
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"Everyone has a plan until I punch them in their fucking face" - Mike Tyson | {
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He meant the man getting raped.
edit: Fuck you guys, I'm going down with this ship. | {
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When will I get my money? | {
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homosexuality is not natural. there is no biological reason for homosexuality. | {
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From my - admittedly limited - experience with strip clubs and cabarets, I don't really get blue balls, let alone boners, because 1) you know it's not going to go anywhere outside of the club and 2) you're drunk. It's just an excuse to see a few nice pairs of titties with your friends. | {
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why u keep replying in my "shitpost"?... go away | {
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Yeah, I wouldn't want to wear pants that dirty either. | {
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No its just the logical and most likely answer. | {
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None of the guys on the upper level have legs. | {
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So, you're the arbiter of what is and is not normal? How pretentious can you be?
I'm sorry, but getting upset about accidentally killing a frog is not normal, at all. It's actually really, really weird. And you're weird for making that post. | {
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it's like amber, but not. | {
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You sure it wasn't my awesome link? IMHO it's waaaay better than that Dog Joker or..... *Doker!* that's what he should've called it!! looool | {
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It's actually because of a birth defect - my left shoulder was crushed at birth which I've learned to accommodate.
Putting on a coat is one such accommodation. Gee, thanks for noticing.
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You're very easy to impress then. | {
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That was fucking adorable. The embarrassing part is how awful that advice is for making friends. "Just have a thousand things in common with them and run into them everywhere you go and have kids the same age that just happen to meet and want to play together. Friendship's easy yo" | {
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Yeah, I'm gonna run out of internet points. | {
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I find your enthusiasm for plants cooler than the plants themselves. | {
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A freckle? That is what turns you off? Are you gay? Seriously? | {
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Link isn't relevant to the story. This is about Mario, do you even read? | {
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Gaudy, conspicuous tats imply bad decision-making. So does noticing texts like this on your boyfriend's phone and still making a baby with him. | {
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doesn't matter; had shoe | {
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shut up nigggggrrrrrrr | {
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Not to mention how grotesque it is to apply the word "porn" to some of these images.
There is a picture of a woman literally falling to her death. | {
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Fuck that. He's a sick prevert and deserves to be in jail. I'll do what I can to find out who he is and make that happen. I don't want my children to live on the same planet as this fucking piece of s**t. | {
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Holy shit that is crazy! I wish my dorms had elevators. | {
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Some parents give their kids McDonald's, ambient, chicken with hormones. You may not agree with what I do, but give me proof that cannabis harms children when it is second hand smoke. | {
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> I don't understand what exactly your motivation is here.
Are you new to Reddit?
Karma is EVERYTHING! | {
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That takes place in his mind. | {
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I was getting pissed just reading that story. | {
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That's a good question and I hadn't thought of that. I'll find out. | {
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She got a [$12 million book deal](http://articles.latimes.com/2012/sep/20/news/la-jc-monica-lewinsky-memoir-20120920). That's more money than I'll make working for the rest of my life. I think she's doing OK. | {
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Yeah, being sexually harassed by an obnoxious and unprofessional stranger should make every woman flattered.
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Someone has to live to tell the story. | {
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/r/food, what has happened to you.. These are NOT strawberries, they are an ingredient called mushroom truffles. They taste like mud imo but are a delicacy for how rare they are. Most people have at least heard of them.. | {
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For almost 50 years old, she still looks really good. People shouldnt look 20 forever...unless they are Asian, then they look 20 until they are 70, then they look 90 forever. | {
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I used to fuck hitler, but then I took an arrow to the knee! | {
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I bet he doesn't accept checks anymore though. | {
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I will share with you. I have way more than I need. | {
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You should've eaten it to show your dominance and declared yourself the new head of the household. | {
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Except he wasn't serving his country, he was serving the corporations.
Very sad. I wish we would learn and not send these guys out to these places anymore. | {
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CAMO: AMERICA'S AWAY COLORS!!! | {
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If that was sarcasm, it was a piss poor job. So yes, I sure would have missed it. | {
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"This is your captain speaking. Nice dick bro." | {
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The post was a joke yours is racist. | {
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Goddamn scouts can start a fire anywhere. | {
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Its funny how you are bitching about it all being about punishment and not any rehabilitation in one post and now here you are bitching about them trying to rehabilitate you. You are a moron, I hope you realize this. | {
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Did you just subtly tell us all to eat a dick? | {
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Yes it is awful. Awfully funny :) Enjoy your downvote moron. | {
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How does Hitler tie his shoesies?
In little Nazis!
Edit: Yay gold! Thank you, kind redditor. | {
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If anything, you're just making a good argument for all people to remain virgins until they find a life partner. | {
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Yeah you would win. They didn't do their due diligence on finding out of they were legitimately towing your car.
Edit: My highest rated comment ever is about asshole tow companies. No ragrets. | {
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You're a woman. I know for a fact you're going to want kids someday. It happens to all women. You can say you won't, but you're fucking wrong. Have fun with shooting those kids out someday. | {
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Yes, they both turned 2 at the same time. | {
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this is the only video of seeing someone's shoe fly off on impact and still lived. | {
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Slapping ones penis against the right leg, then the left, then back to the right, then back to the left, repeating as jubilation and propriety deem appropriate. | {
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This is what the little black kid is thinking. His eyes say it all. | {
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Ouch, right in the humanity. | {
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I would serious love to see you post OC every freaking day, asshat. | {
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I agree that this is a terrible word; please use Trigrican-Americans. | {
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It's bullshit because imnotjesus was so butthurt he had to send a downvote brigade towards me. | {
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>Hopefully you are still thread safe.
"Hi, Tesla support? Yeah, so I pushed start on my Model 3 and now I'm in orbit. Am i still covered under warranty?"
Edit: thank you for the gold, kind stranger! May your threads never race and your global state remain minimal. | {
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I think I speak for everyone when I say:
pics or it didn't happen | {
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Bobby pins are a commodity. I'll trade you 40 caps a piece. | {
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Which one is Kate Upton?
^^^^Actually ^^^^I ^^^^can ^^^^tell ^^^^by ^^^^the ^^^^photo ^^^^quality, ^^^^but ^^^^my ^^^^point ^^^^remains ^^^^;p | {
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I thought it was absolute zero fucks given. | {
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Eh, I feel like a lot of people are upvoting this who've never actually touched a woman's boobs. /4/gifs seems infested with young teenagers for some reason.
Fun fact: if you can't get through foreplay you're never going to get to sex. | {
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This is the most well written comment I've ever seen. | {
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He said he got it from [here](http://www.zazzle.com/i_heart_organ_donation_tee_shirts-235155321444047547?rf=238027160533327177) | {
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I agree.
Cheers,
Peter Mayhew | {
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Guy from /r/atheism here. God doesn't exist amirite? Thank you for your time.
P.S. Neil Patrick Harris | {
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Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. | {
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because that very possible goal had Bale passed would have given us a point instead of none
when you have a league with real rivals unlike the portugese league, a two point lead instead of one is a HUGE difference | {
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You're one of those people who go: "And what's the lou-Hihihihi, what's the loudest n-BBBHAAAAAHAHAH, what's the loudest noise in the forest?"
"I don't know, what is it?"
"A giraffe ea-HAHAHAHA, a giraffe PPPPPFFFFTTTTHHHHAAAAHAHAHAHA OH GOD OH GOD, HAHAHAHA I CAN'T BREATHE! A giraffe eating berries! AAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"
"Yeah, real fucking funny, Jack." | {
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Darn, I was enjoying seeing your white-nationalist friends get riled up about it. | {
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Neither is his.
Sorry, I love you scarra | {
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That's a fancy ass-red circle. You can even see an early attempt with a simple pixel line, but him going "fuck it, I'm bringing brushes into this shit". | {
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I like it. A new expression has been born. "Rainfall Discussion" - a rational discussion where all the bullshit gets washed away.
EDIT: Damn Thank you SO much for the gold. Twice! | {
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Because she is a woman and can make her own choices...? ha ha
People in this blog weird me out...
EDIT: ha ha ha I'm so pleased that I had this paternalist, sick response because it solidifies my feelings for this sub blog. Remind me never to come here again... | {
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>lactose intolerant
>shitload | {
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I guess he was the one with the matches | {
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This was a surprisingly common scenario in the dark ages and before. Remember that bears used to be widespread in Europe and one-armed archers were often the last line of defense for the bear-patrol. | {
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Right, I'd seriously considering divorcing the whore if she kept that from me. | {
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How far down the line of succession do the Bushes fall? | {
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Top comment with 2 replies? Let me fix that for you. | {
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Bound with poo
Edit: this being my highest upvoted comment by a long shot is really a testament to what kind of website reddit is | {
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In the states, the cops would tell her to get a gun and learn to use it. Not so sure what they'd say in Britain, though. Maybe a cricket bat? | {
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Evan Mathis is my favorite player. He is awesome. | {
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Seriously, nice try but unfortunately Joke is getting old already. Sorry bud. | {
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So, smack the Christ-child around a bit. You think Jesus got off scot-free for interrupting those teachers in the synagogue? He was 12! He almost definitely got a red bottom when they got home.
He turned out alright, I think. | {
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Ah yes. Elitism is always the right thing when it's popular!
Edit: I will accept that I fucked up with this post. I will not delete it. | {
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This is your time, /u/VioletBeauregarde. All this particular knowledge you've collected over the years has culminated in this one moment: this one post. | {
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ugh u h8 2 squeeze tihs~~!
edit: llol
**EDIT: DOWN VOTES??? WHAT THE FUCK REDDIT** | {
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