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The edge of your nostril where your nose meets your cheek is an awful place to get a spot!
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i upvoted ironically
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I would just like to say on my behalf and I'm sure many other Redditors, that you played a very important role in shaping our minds and helping us grow and learn as children. Even though people made fun of some of the corny jokes and songs that used to be on the show, they helped us remember things nonetheless and it helped us recognize you for who you are. <3
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I love salt, in fact I just had some salami edit: so funny when ppl downvote u and then ask why u are mad, bitch you know why i am mad. When the downvotes hit me, I don't think to run I take them all and just act as salty as a sailor's cum You'll hear me bitch and moan then maybe argue some cuz i'm made of salt, I won't deny it, i'm a muthafuckin crackercrumb
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To: Faison, Donald From: Braff, Zach Re: kt
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Looking at your 156 link karma, I have a hard time giving your evaluation much credit.
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That's it. All Spaniards are banned.
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You can't "upvote" people on the xb1. Just shows you have never even tried it and bitching about the ui for no reason.
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exactly. a bikini is much quicker to draw than pants.
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No, it's not. Pointing out how foolish some people are is 100x times worse than getting a horrible disease and dying. Don't you know *anything*?
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And since the subreddit doesn't exist, create it and post his paper as the only submission.
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"Drinking the job" FTFY
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Average looking I suppose.
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Am i the only one thinking "Fucking niggers" after reading this? I mean seriously, there has got to be something wrong with a person if he can come out this stupid?!
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Ex-girlfriend named her snake Lieutenant Dan.
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I never really understood why people don't just get out of relationships like that. Then I took some psych classes in uni and I still don't really understand it. I mean, I get the theories and science behind it, but the idea of continuing a relationship with someone who beats you up is an absurd notion at best.
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i jerk off to girls peeing no joke
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I used to get blowjobs like a blue popsickle but I took an arrow to the knee!
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Is a rainfall discussion
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And make them into a little shrine next to his bed that he looks at every night. edit: Jesus Christ you guys are fucking pussies. Get a sense of humor.
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Actually, in this case he became disoriented.
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Would you like to be gone as well?
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StarTrek. For the warp drives. And the story lines were often deep, and rich in social consciosness and accountability. I was also impressed that Captain Kirk could have sex with aliens.
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Down-vote the ones that are bad and then stfu. Down-vote mine too if you want.
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Welcome to my 2,000 sq foot Manhatten apartment I pay for by waiting tables. Oh, none of my furniture is secondhard crap or ikea crap. Also, when I go shopping I always buy a loaf of french bread and it sticks out the top of the bag I carry.
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Too bad they come in short supply Edit: yes white knights obviously a majority of the women in the planet are smart and self-aware /s Same goes for men, but in the context we are speaking about women. Meek fucks
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SRS is just sjws trying to make reddit conform to their stupid cult beliefs edit: [im an SRS celeb now](https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitRedditSays/comments/2v3xh0/srs_is_just_sjws_trying_to_make_reddit_conform_to/) ;v;
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I think we're in the lingerie section at Walmart.
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My dad and brother are both red green colorblind. No confusion here. Dad: could you pass me the yellow mug? *Son passes the red mug* Dad: thank you
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Finally it flipped to **le** sale price!
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I used to think SPR was the best thing ever. Then I watched Band of Brothers. It's not a movie, but it's near perfect.
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Who needs money or smokes with your interweb comportment?
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A lot of folks actually confuse the look of distrust with the look of drinking someone's shit that was turned into water.
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And another thing; do you have to point out that the man is in a wheelchair?! He knows he's in a wheelchair...We can SEE that he is I a wheelchair... You must really hate what this guy has been able to cobble together to call a life. You know what?! You're pathetic!
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Ya i kinda thought it'd be where the penis is
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You faggots need to stop harassing me over benign crap like this.
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Heil honey, I'm homo* Edit: obligatory holy-fuck-thanks-for-the-gold-and-insane-up-votes edit.
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A fag refers to feminine features as derived from its original meaning of cigarette. It's not bigoted. You PC fags are ruining our culture.
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That's when you stab his face and ban him from LIFE
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I just want to know why it's not okay to abuse dogs but it's perfectly okay to abuse other animals like chickens and pigs. If I killed my dog and ate it, my neighbors would call the cops and I'd go to jail. Why?
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He didn't want any of those noobs stealing his kills.
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Responding to questions for me isn't doing much to dispel the theory that you are me...
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"So I see you had a sale last week, I expect it to count towards my current purchase."
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TO THE TOP WITH THIS!
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I don't think twice about seeing someone eating alone.
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Not really. Here, like always, the show is pretty damn OFFENSIVE to an entire race of people and INSENSITIVE to their beliefs. That reddit this filth as "insightful" tells you all you need to about reddit.
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He'd disappear off of the cameras and then appear behind you. And now the door is locked.
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Fuck his sister? Really? No offense but you give terrible advice. I'm sure his sister is embarrassed for being so afraid. statistically speaking, I think she might be correct about abusers being formerly abused though.
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After that, he was captain_blueballs
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Oh wow, what a thorough and helpful post! I had no idea Grand Theft Auto is a game. This whole time I thought it was a type of ham. Gosh, what a total mind blow. *also, crossdresser detected*
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Pig here. Did anyone ever think WE might be offended by Muslims or Jews? You are all so people-centric, disgusting.
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*sigh* Another lbgt guy getting offended by a complete non-issue? [relevant](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IFloXOuLgA)
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Sometimes I just make eye contact with the camera and make a face like I'm in The Office.
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Oh hey, a comment that has nothing to do with the link. Have a downvote.
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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "I'll have some H2O", to which the second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too". The second scientist dies.
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> I WOULD BE A BETA FUCKTARD BUT I TOOK AN ARROW TO LE KNEE
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How was it being home-schooled?
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yeah how dare people in the same group as you be vocal about their rights and shit! what a bunch of crazies! if only everyone would just shut up and submit to the majority, mirite?
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I had the impression it was a two hours commercial for a certain religion
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Then you would be an idiot and get drive through penalties thus ending up out of the points. Point being there are better ways to protest than fucking up your race. edit: Thankyou everyone, keep them coming!
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That's when she pulls her dick out.
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Holy shit reddit downvoted you for wanting people to go to jail for taking upskirt pics? what the absolute fuck? edit: guess I should point out he was at -6 when i posted this. edit 2: and now i'm downvoted, wow reddit must be full of some fucked up people. Edit 3: bet you can't get me past - 100 reddit
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Thanks man! Your girlfriend was a complete babe btw, grats on that.
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What's wrong with that? Gay people should be shamed.
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~~worthless~~ priceless
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No thanks. Thats what piracy is for.
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>Mom: "Shouldn't we buy a fish that's at least the same color?" Dad: "Na, kid's aren't that bright." Edit: I like apostrophe's OK! Ah, those family arguments where Edit always had to have the last word. Dammit, Edit!
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Or the stupidity to put his family's safety at risk. Either/or
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Don't worry, this is under strict supervision. We have a nurse coming twice a week to check the healing process. I talked to her after the Goa'uld removal, she'll be here tomorrow.
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I don't really believe in gay love. A man and a woman complement each other. Gays, as I see it, are more about sexual gratification. It seems to me that gays are incredibly promiscuous for this reason.
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IS MAYONNAISE A WEBSITE
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Downvote for asking for personally identifiable question.
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> Took years of intensive work and then he died This is why I don't work. I don't want to end up like Alex.
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No, brilliant call. Epically hilarious. You're just and uptight cunt. It's a joke not a dick, don't take it so hard.
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That's exactly what john cena told the undertaker at WWE Suuuuuper slaaaaaam!
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Or you can accept that people have different opinions.
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So that's what all these underage girls have been being used for, the sex ring is a coverup, and they are using it to take down her enemies
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She did? Well... okay. I guess *you* aren't so dumb then.
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Seems wierd they would single out the one straight person on the team. Honestly should use softball as a litmus test and kill all the dikes.
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He still shouldn't have been speeding.
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Who let John Travolta in here? Edit: Wow, this comment is my top rated comment by a landslide. Thanks everyone. Edit 2: Thanks for breaking my gold virginity. I am honoured.
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Can you not fucking read? My first sentence said that i was NOT talking about the average. And normal is relative you idiot. Clearly we dont know the same people. I work with several people from the uk in their late 20s and they all earn a very good living. Average does not equal normal. And i was a stats major so way to go on that assumption too.
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But Jenny loves pipe laying. Edit: Wow. Jenny, that bitch, got me gold.
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Peasant. Not even 1080p Edit: Oh my lord, I was just joking. I don't hate people with lower end computers.
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fratbro.exe has experienced an unexpected shutdown
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The one who raped her.
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Please refrain from smartassness when speaking to the 1 spermcent.
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ha! have an upvote. p.s. Gem
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My genes are acid-washed. I now have schizophrenia.
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Regardless of races, how did this piece of shit get so many upvotes? It's barel- oh wait, /r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu .. I almost forgot.
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But he's still doing it to this day. He's 40 years old.
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congrats on being a huge petty asshole. you sure loved her, huh? reveling in her unhappiness. piece of shit
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Does your wife have to chew before she swallows?
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Yeah, well, I have a 150 IQ.
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Too bad they apparently live in a world without cell phones, text message, email, land lines, mail, carrier pigeon, smoke signals...
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I'm pretty sure the only reason 90% of XKCD is stick-figures on a white background is because Randall Munroe has no artistic talent. The reason they are never funny is because he has no comedic talent.
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TIL Terry Crews has his priorities right.
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And I don't often get jokes, and i've never understood the need to make them either. Life's good enough without emotions.
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Yeah, on the one hand, public complaining is completely unacceptable in Thailand. On the other, when you hear a Thai person complaining like this, it probably *is* pretty bad. Just never complain about drunk Thai people, no matter who you are. Unless you want your ass on a platter.
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At least they weren't like bacteria, who multiply by dividing.
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