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well now reddit can finally get around to hating him.
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http://www.reddit.com/r/EnoughLibertarianSpam/comments/126rbq/found_some_actual_shilling_but_youll_never_guess/ I'm so pathetic you had to brigade me. lol
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"Ah, a man of statistics. You're hired!"
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LOL! We did it reddit! This is probably the FUNNIEST way that a grandmother has ever asked her grandchild when he's having a baby.
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>now with less child labor! "Because a few of them died!"
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The Men's Rights Movement is primarily concerned with lobbying for abusers' rights, opposing positive gains for equality and liberty, and promoting and expanding male privilege. They do not have a monopoly on being interested in men's rights, as feminists are already occupying that space. Don't call me a liar again unless you want to be ignored.
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>GG RPG: Could be professional model, decides to be professional role model. Fixed.
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still man you dont do that
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Stick a black twizzler up your ass and fart into a glass of tang
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only the 90s kids will upvote
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He went for the tricycle and failed, can't fault a man for that.
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rofl you are the diction not me why u dont respond to my question instead of being samantic and pretending your right? how many japanese kids donated money to fix pearl harbor? answer: ZERO you lose bitch
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I looked at my mom's vagina and cried. Then a nurse grabbed me and took me to an incubator.
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LmAo StFu *NeRd* iiiiii BeT YoU **FaP** tO ViiiiiiiDe0oOoO GamE ChArAcTeRs !
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Oooh, no shots fired.
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Sorry, filters don't pick up on risqué titles. They work by people labeling their shit correctly. What the fuck is wrong with *you*? Get with the program.
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You mean, raced upstairs from the basement.
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This is an LGBT safe space, not a place safe from ever having speech criticized or being removed for making the space uncomfortable for GSM people. We frequently and openly exercise editorial control and make no apologies for it.
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So are you from that fries forum or not?
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Unless you asked something akin to 'Why is America the greatest country in the world,' you probably would have been ignored anyway.
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I'm subbed there but it can be an odd place sometimes. Currently there's a top post complaining about mommy blogs. *Why are childfree people looking at mommy blogs?*
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one of the reasons i'd never support an oil club. much prefer developing youth and seeing them play throught the years and make their way to the big stage instead of buying some 25+ year old player for a lot of money
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Followed later by recordings showing that they seemed to have attempted a barrel roll...
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Your opinion doesn't matter to the admins, its first come first serve.
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Actually he is doing awkward shooting impressively.
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WUSSY ASS FAGGOT DIDN'T PROTECT HIS DOG HE SHOULD BE SHOT DEAD ON THE SPOT FOR ALLOWING HIS PET TO BE HURT WHAT A WORTHLESS HUMAN
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A green man changing into aliens who can shoot things out of his mouth and throw up and the throw up can turn into guns and start shooting people.
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He is not a clever man.
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http://imgur.com/HE9vH
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no, i used the word ellipsis. Am i just baked or is everyone in the internet struggling today? so for future reference: do you need everything written out for you guys or is it okay to imply things, or does that take too much effort?
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It's funny what watching their videos does to my sense of humanity. "Violence is the bane of our existence and war should be avoided at all cost." *Watches ISIS behead people like fucking livestock* "Send a fleet of 10,000 drones and an infantry of rocket-wielding [robot dogs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1czBcnX1Ww) to kill those bastards and scare anyone else from joining them."
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Do we have to complain all the time?
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Ha! Thank you Alien Blue thumbnails.
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It's you're. Please learn basic English
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Nah just wait until they start talking shit again and tell them very politely, "Be thankful my house is messy, otherwise you wouldn't have a job."
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RIP SCARRA, wait what were we talking about?
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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dre.
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i was mocking you, not sympathizing. Sorry dad for walking on the lawn. Gosh!
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>hotel bath in Japan >no biggie Unfortunate choice of words
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Maybe. Or maybe I have listened to it, somehow am smart enough to understand this complex shit, have nothing against him but still have a different opinion.
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That's a thing? Huh I really didn't comment much when I first got my account.
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Oddly enough I've never seen a negroid with dreads only white stoners
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>My number one recommendation is fiber, fiber every day. Fiber... just fiber? What about not doing heroin.
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you're dealing with the wrong sonofabitch.
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"I don't see color. People tell me i'm white, and I believe them because I buy my drugs at a pharmacy." - Stephen Colbert
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Fascinating. It's still atrocious.
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I don't think I'll be watching that.
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Thank you,you make me a better man.
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It's not sweat, it's just being pushed out of your pores like a noodle strainer.
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\>I don't go out of my way to shit on fat people \>lmao you must be fat go fuck you're self flawless logic edit: I think you guys misunderstood my meme arrows, the first quote is me, the second quote is u
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I've never seen the appeal of paying a girl to pretend to like me for 20 mins.
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GRR ANGRY NERD IS ANGRY I DUN GET MY VIDEO GAMES GRRRRRR
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Airplane! is almost cheating in a one liner contest.
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i knew this would be here, i knew the least creative, most sexist joke in the entire series would float straight up to the top of the comments on reddit, i knew it
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"We're incompetent, but it's OK, because we're also unnecessary."
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Thank you Mr. Ghosn! I am extremely grateful for your advice!
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This is hilarious. All the sad balloons on the floor with strings.
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How the fuck did this guy (http://i.imgur.com/O2mKGfy.jpg) become a good director? He looks like the average redditor.
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Sounds like a win-win.
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ok now try programming that
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Scream "You blew my cover! Allahu Gaybar! Now you're going to blow me" whip your dick out and start chasing him around the table. Edit> thanks for the gold and 30+ notifications in my inbox<<<<
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Because babysitter is so much better, right?
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Then seriously consider what else you could have done to make the situation less embarassing
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what a fucking monkey.
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WITH A POCKET FULL OF SHELLS!
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I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume you're white...
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So nothing would change?
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shut.the.fuck.up. that wasnt even remotely funny. go die. now. that girl is probably a slut and whore like sandra flake. inb4 libtards defend that bitch.
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As someone who works in the oil industry, bad. As someone who has to drive 45 miles to work every day, good!
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ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED 360G - Swiper no swiping.
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He's probably hiding time travel from us.
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So far, so correct...
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his best friend ended up dating one of my friends a couple months later. on their first (and last) date he suggested that she come to his place and he'd cook her dinner. she agreed, he made her beef stroganoff. after she'd finished eating, he told her that he came in the sauce while he was cooking it and had been hard during the whole meal watching her unknowingly eat it.
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Better than if I'd lost my powers in a subreddit that was years old. How does your comment even make sense bro? Oh and it looks like reddit really hates the word bro. You mad redditbros?
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*Doctor* Awesome. I didn't spend 6 years in Awesome Medical school to be called *Mr.*
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this isn't /r/gayrights. get this faggotry out of here. I don't care who fucking doogie howser kisses, i don't want to see this nasty shit. Also, NSFW, fuck you OP
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Do you think she got were she is by hesitating? No she did not. Now finish those cheetos and get another bag.
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Funny that qbs hate to work behind Peyton but love to work behind, say, Brady. Says a lot about them IMO.
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That's how I accidentally discovered the clitoris
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in kindergarden i woke up every morning so i can grab me some free karma. uptokens to the left. btw cancer is bad. edit. downboats really ledit?
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Thanks. I have terrible insomnia which I use for odd creative purposes.
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Really? Explain how you're going to use that. If you can't read the languages you can't read the languages.
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http://i.imgur.com/5mgLz.gif
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More like PC fascists
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Yeah... And he and his crew were super rapey
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You're a horrible, horrible person then.
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I think I'd intentionally friend zone myself with her. Let's be honest here, attractive aspiring actresses would sleep with me to get close to her. Would you rather bang 1 Emma Watson or 100 wannabes? Tough question now that I've typed it.
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That escalated quickly
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Only in PM form, this shit is just cruel.
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and whoever paid to have it done is a fucking idiot.
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We wash the big zip lock bags. They're made of pretty tough plastic and they're expensive, might as well get the most out of them. Edit: I'm talking about the big gallon ones.
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Wow, -51 comment karma for complimenting someone. Outrageous!
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Loquacious type is super effective against Grass type, right?
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downvoted because the points don't matter. also first post on reddit... it begins.
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Fennel, mustard, onion powder, Mrs Dash
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And the US DEA has no influence on foreign soils, right?
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You read OP's heartwarming story. Then you see this.
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If it's on TV, nobody EVER gets killed
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Aah yes, the Liftwaffe.
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Addiction. That's why I try to only smoke at night. Edit: what the fuck /r/trees community? I said I only smoke at night to stop myself from wasting it all throughout the day because I know that once I start I won't stop until I fall asleep. Edit: okay seriously, 30 downvotes for just posting my personal experience. Shows how fucking accepting you bastards are.
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