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Call it r/feelslikethefirstime
EDIT: 1) Thanks for the gold! 2) Holy Shit! What happened? I posed this before I took a nap. Woke up to a new subreddit? | {
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"Regular Kids"? That isn't very P.C., buddy.
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As a fellow cyclist, yes. Totally irresponsible D-bag. | {
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haha. pissing off people on reddit is WAY TOO EASY! | {
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Two muffins are in an oven, one turns to the other and says "Man it sure is hot in here."
The other turns and say "OH MY GOD A TALKING MUFFIN!" | {
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Lol you seriously jack off to these gifs? | {
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Counter terrorists win. | {
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> I fall in love three times a week
No offense, but I think you are confusing love with lust. If it really is love, then you are really shallow. | {
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He talked a lot of trash up until the fight. I just remember thinking "keep cool Ben, save it for tomorrow". Thank god i did. | {
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you sir, are mistaken, this is my cat | {
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My milkshakes bring congress to the yard
and theyre like all pinching my straws
damn right, just pinching my staws
I could stop them, but they want to charge. | {
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Why is everybody hating on Wyoming? If you 400lb redditors got a life and went outside then you would know that Wyoming has beautiful landscape and great geology.:-)
And **GUESS WHAT** you butthurt morons? Wyoming uses that wind energy for their wind farms. Who's the idiots now?! :-D
I am **downvoting** the above two comments accordingly :-) | {
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This thread is a lot sadder than I thought it would be. | {
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You mean the mauk show?
Downvotes accepted for a shitty qb. Shower me in them, plebs. My karma too strong!~ 100 nice!
Keep it up, it means nothing. Click with your strong fingers!
Congrats 200. You did so much! | {
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Vampire tea bags
Edit: lol thanks for the gold! c: Being human is gross. Might as well laugh at it! | {
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My opinion is fact. Archaic superstitions have no place outside church.
And it has no part in one of mankind's greatest scientific achievements.
Backwards faith didn't put Aldrin on the moon. | {
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*I want to believe*
Edit:i guess this is now my top comment, and thanks for the gold mysterious redditor. | {
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i'll say it- you bought crap.
ob is cheap because it's terrible to use. you want *the yellow tampax pearl*
pads....well pads are stupid. i feel like most people don't actually wear them- it's like wearing a diaper!
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I'm glad I scrolled this far. | {
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this is probably the dumbest comment of the day
You guys would upvote it
luh u guise | {
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Fair point.....I'll call him a cunt then. | {
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upvote the self post (you receive no link karma from upvoting/downvoting self posts, and just downvote my comments? How fucking stupid is the average Redditor nowadays? God it's like Digg in here. | {
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No, it's Jake from State Farm
Edit: Thanks | {
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Any beer or any product that is truly imported. You haven't answered the question. How can imports compete? | {
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JESUS CHRIST DUDE THIS IS A MUSEUM, PUT IT AWAY.
EDIT: To the person who gave me gold, you just made the worst mistake of your life. | {
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Scumbag redditor: tells OP to take all his upvotes.
Only has one upvote | {
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> Warming up the altar-boy's dinner
Good god....
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Actually they are raising it by being buff. BMI is a poor indicator of fat and only takes into account weight and height. | {
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She was disappointed you were still alive, probably. | {
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Can you stop err.. using err and err kill yourself. ERRRRRRRRR
ERR! ERRR ERR ERRR
**EDIT: OK NOW EVERYONE HAS TO UPVOTE ME INTO POSITIVE KARMA OR I KICK MY CAT IN THE FACE.** | {
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I always talk to them and get my points back. It's mildly interesting that my last name conflicts with MLA format to be slightly troublesome.
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who gives a ffffffffuuuuuucccccccccckkkkkkkkkkk | {
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>Weight loss has so much affect on the face, when people lose large amounts of weight, its hard to tell that they are the same person.
http://i.imgur.com/antKn6P.gif | {
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Giroud missed 3 months of the season and is on 10 goals at the moment. | {
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Did you just provide the answer? Did this just happen? | {
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hey. OP is the one who wants to go on believing in fantasy land that dead/severely disabled friend is still alive/well. | {
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Now he's itchin' down under. | {
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Well aren't you special? | {
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It's good to know that inside we're all equally social awkward. | {
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That awkward moment when you learn this is a repost from a days old Deadspin article.
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1) Dead Kennedys still play?
2) Who the fuck gets eaten out at a *Dead Kennedys* show in *2015*. | {
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I think it's just you | {
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My fault (at least partly). Deepest apologies. | {
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shes not ugly shes just has a face problem | {
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Im pretty fucking sure he wanted the "no translation" and op is just full of shit and made up the story about the translator | {
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No, it was a joke. What is useless is you making the comment saying it was a useless comment. Idiot. | {
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http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/05/h7C81F493.gif | {
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I used to be so brave, but then i took an arrow to the knee! | {
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50 and still do it once in a while. Also jump from stair to stair on the way down. | {
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Yeah but you also ruin it. | {
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Got reddit to watch a NASCAR commercial. | {
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WHAT A CLEVER AND ORIGINAL JOKE
Wait actually I'll let this one slide, it was orginially worded. | {
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Also the only place I've ever had the hotel manager follow me to my room, then proceed to check the room for uninvited guests. | {
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Ya, life of a hot girl must be horrible!!!
:-/
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Now you know how I felt in 1997. I hope you don't feel how I did in 1999. :( | {
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Karma Bomb alert! Splash me baby! | {
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And the drugs just vanished into thin air, didn't they. | {
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If you really hate all anime it is far more likely you having xenophobic or anti-Japanese tendencies than you actually hate anime. All anime is not the same, is not a Genere. | {
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Standing master race reporting in.
Gf looks at me like I'm fucking nuts also. | {
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they're my initials... omg.
ASL????
edit: whoaa just noticed i got my asshole pushed in up there >,< | {
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Well I'm presuming she got to meet Johnny Cash after eating all that so.... | {
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You drive a lowly Subaru Legacy... you wouldnt know much about higher end sports cars. Your car is literally like a Camry to the police. | {
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there's no way an 8 story tall crustacean from the protozoic era could follow two skanks in a car without them noticing. | {
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You keep telling yourself that you prick.
Edit: spelling | {
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OKAY MISDER SCIENDIST | {
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Technically, being disgusted by the fact that a woman has come into contact with other dicks is a disdain for male sexuality and it is misandry. So the "sexism" is directed at men, really. | {
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I experimented with this for a while, but I also had "Eye of the Tiger" play as my alarm every morning.
For the first few weeks, it worked *swimmingly*. I woke up pumped up every morning and had a great start on every day.
Then one morning I woke up three hours late and found the alarm clock smashed into pieces against the wall. I guess my subconscious got sick of that song. | {
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Bacon is overrated like Mitch Hedberg.
Honestly, I actually watched a few hours worth of Mitch Hedberg's stand up. I can watch hundreds of hours of that shit and still have the same opinion: it's not very funny. | {
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Ha Ha, what a story Tommy. | {
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NIGGER.
Oops I mean tomorrow's lottery numbers are 04,12,16,17,31 and 44
edit: HAH! fuck you guys I got like 600 comment points for some bullshit comment so I'm fucking flush bitches. With that, I have only one statement to make:
NIGGER | {
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I went and saw his show knowing it would probably suck. I had seen all the other Cirque shows and I like magic so I figured what the hell.
The early reviews were brutal and I figured that at some point either Criss or the Cirque people would have gotten enough bad press and made some changes.
Nope, the best trick he did was making $70 and 90mins of my life disappear. | {
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You misspelled "Moon". | {
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http://i.imgur.com/lpipq.jpg | {
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I had a look and I can't find it right now. Violentacrez would be the best person to find that from. Though whether he'd be willing to help me is debatable after our heated exchange. | {
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Reddit: Ruining the moment since 2005 | {
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This guy's answers suck. He's a humourless hack and no one gives a fuck about his lame stunts that apparently serve only to inflate his own ego. Why are we entertaining this shit reddit? Oh, that's right, circlejerk celebrity cock-sucking.
P.S. Dear DB, We get it, you can survive for days without food and sleep. How many more ways do you need to show this to us? | {
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I think the most democratic Bill ever passed through the senate was actually Clinton. | {
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Shut the fuck up cholestrol. Your just jelly EG got no where near the finals | {
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That's amazing of you. I'm looking for a ps4 copy but i can't take it away from you without paying. And i have no idea how much the shopping cost would be. | {
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Over 6 and a half billion. | {
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Betty White and Jesus | {
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I used to be a groomsman, but then I took an arrow to the knee! | {
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Yo, dawg, we heard you like books so we installed a public address system, a bonsai tree, an ebook reader, a sound system, and a nitrous system, so you can page Page and Plant while listening to Page and Plant while turning the Page while you Book it with your Plant. | {
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Seriously dude, ever hear of a face-lift? | {
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Funny how the entire world knows the Republican congress is made up of complete morons. | {
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Good God......Upvote. :`-(
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He touched Pam's leg. | {
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thats gay talk normally | {
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That´s some Ned Flanders shit, dude. | {
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It's a picture. You have no idea what either party is feeling. You don't even have body language to work from. | {
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Goats don't wear suspenders. | {
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I am afraid to comment here. &#3232;\_&#3232; | {
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or a Kraftsman!
EDIT: Thanks for the Gold! The cheesy cheesy gold goodness. | {
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it just wont work for her first period | {
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"is it because of your hair?" | {
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if you pay for anything it's your own mistake | {
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Either that or she's been frozen since WWII and is just trying to catch up... | {
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You've been able to buy upvotes for years. There are a number of SEO services that offer it. There are also regularly jobs posted on freelancer and other websites seeking reddit accounts with about 100 karma, paying per account.
Get a grip, reddit is not invulnerable to advertising or exploitation. | {
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MTV might not even be a channel anymore. | {
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You guys are in luck! It's called IRC, and is exactly how you guys described it! What are the chances?! | {
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