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Your life sounds like Game of Thrones.
Edit: Out of all the quality content I try to bring to Reddit, my two highest rated comments are now mindless pop culture references. Reddit pls. | {
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So true. Who knowsh what other rolesh he could *redefine* by shlurring hish wordsh a little? | {
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Or countries. That's right Chad, what business do you have in africa? | {
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You shouldn't have lost the dog, but she is going overboard. If she values the dog above you, there are questions to be asked.
Yeah you were responsible, but to kick you out because of that, sorry but loosing a dog doesn't justify her behavior | {
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Yes, but probably only a few hours
Party at Cocoa Beach! | {
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Well I haven't used the restroom for a few hours so you are probably right. | {
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>I can see why I'm still his favourite pussy.
-that cat | {
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>fakes horrible diseases
"Lies about" isn't the same as "faking".
>for imaginary internet points?
No. | {
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Can't flim flam the Zim Zam. | {
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I'm throwing my lot with Karmanaut here. Sorry, rules are rules. Downvote me all you want.
EDIT: Wow, Redditors are even more pathetic and vindictive than I thought.
EDIT 2: I'd like to take this moment to say that I dislike Skyrim and cats immensely.
EDIT 3: Libertarians are the most deluded group of morons on the face of the earth. They make Christians look like scientists. | {
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That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about candles to dispute it. | {
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sorry to take a massive poop on your preconceptions of world geography, but Hong Kong is not a country. It **is** a special administrative region *of* China, insofar as they are autonomous, however, Hong Kong is considered a territorial annex of China.
They also share the same "handed driving" lanes in either location, namely the left hand side. | {
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More often than not, these archers only had the one arm because a bear had taken their other. That led many of them to take up arms against the bears. In fact, this was why the founding fathers added "the right to bear arms" in the second amendment of the Gettysburg Address. | {
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Your an idiot...
No offence >:p
Edit: OMG!
>lesson learned : never troll on reddit | {
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It's like in science, where you either reject the null hypothesis or fail to reject the null hypothesis. | {
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Go back to [your subreddit](http://www.reddit.com/r/mls) | {
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"I don't get it?" Is my favourite response to racist/sexist/otherwise bigoted jokes. People get so uncomfortable, so quickly. | {
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You do realize that I just find that version and simply DON'T know the source? I'd thank you for posting it but not this time
EDIT: Yep, his original post included the links AND was hating on me for not providing the source. There goes my comment karma. He even apologized below "Ok my bad". | {
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>I couldn't really find the vagina hole.
Happens to the best of us. | {
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Spaz? Did you just take a time machine from the 90s when that insult was not outdated? | {
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That's a damn fine boss! As a kitchen guy. I seethe when I hear about a table mistreating our staff. The only thing stops me sometimes is that I don't know how our tables are numbered.
Edit: phone.
Edit 2: Dang! Highest point comment AND reddit gold? Thanks gals and guys! | {
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The author doesn't think science needs to be funded at gun point. And science that is funded at gun point is going to be inherently bad science. | {
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I remember that. Hope it worked out well for you. | {
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Really? I was able to catch it on the first try. Seemed easy. | {
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Seems like only 3/5 of reddit gets the joke. | {
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I mean it's a picture, is it not? Why did it get so many upvotes TheOnlyPandaWhoCantSpell? | {
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"Hahahahaha, you followed orders!" | {
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He didn't offer, no apology either. So asking for it would basically strain the relationship and it's not guaranteed I would get anything anyway. | {
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Pack it up everyone, we're done here | {
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Well, thank the stars I don't need a girlfriend to lead a fulfilling life unlike most people. | {
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This seems to be a pretty easy solution. But maybe the battery on his hat died too. | {
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... He's fine being alone just doesn't leave her side when she's there. Can everybody chill | {
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Yo don't close your eyes for too long while you're driving. | {
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Your username worries me.... | {
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One time I pissed in a hot tub and I swear it turned yellow. | {
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Says the person who has never posted to this sub. | {
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Lots of people think it's a Jeopardy reference, but actually I was thinking of that time Watson and I were cellmates in prison, and it kept raping me. | {
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All that proves is that you're so bigoted that you literally believe that articles which do nothing but bash feminism and blame them for all of men's ills aren't bigoted. I really don't think you're cut out for a modern, minority-loving alliance like TEST. Maybe try -A-?
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Is your name M Night Shamalamadingdong? | {
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Yeah, it's like he's saying "So, you said you'd blow me if I saved that stupid fucking cat, right?" | {
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I feel retarded, I read that as eggos and I thought "yeah, I like the bite sized ones more, too." | {
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iseewhatyoudidthere.jpg | {
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This is, hands down, the funniest fake story I have ever read because it is so incredibly badly written. The fact that so many people buy into it makes it that much funnier | {
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That's pretty meta freeend. | {
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> TLDR: On the back stroke I looked like a shark
Early nomination for best TL;DR of '15. Where da' mods at?! | {
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"Someone in the comments will probably pretend they didn't know that the obvious ending is coming... ohp there it is" | {
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\- Mom I'm fine, I promise.
\- Gonna send the cops anyway, just to be sure. Better safe than sorry. Also, I'll give them your jacket so they can bring it to you, you left without it. What's going on in your head, didn't you check the temperature ? You'll catch death. You're lucky to have me. | {
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downvote unless more tits :D | {
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Single female. Sorry to disappoint. | {
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How witty and informative! You're just what this subreddit needs.
I go down with this ship
Also, learn how to sarcasm, people | {
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To save this boy's life, I will upvote you. | {
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It spawns a sword holder of Crota. You can actually do one of the bounties really quickly doing this. | {
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She turns into a fucking USB of all things.
Seriously..... | {
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Skeptic is a euphemism for "intellectually lazy". It says that someone doesn't highly value holding true beliefs enough to struggle with the issue, but instead defaults to disbelief. | {
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How do people there handle random boners? do they just ignore it?
Sorry if this question is weird. | {
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Frank Underwood becomes Vice President at the end of season 1, President at the end of season 2, and his wife leaves him at the end of season 3 of House of Cards | {
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hi this is this kids dad why you make him eat ricin how rood | {
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I fully agree with this statement. | {
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Don't confuse fascist with fashion. | {
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You need help you gay twisted fuck.
It's people like you that spread STD's
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god damn might as well make them a Cubs fan while we're at it | {
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You probably haven't watched Amaz get excited | {
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There should be an option for people like that so that they no longer have an excuse:
Small $2.00
Medium $3.00
Big $4.00
Six Fries $ .40 | {
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> ha! fa real nigga dat shit had me rollin laughin mane!
NT4U. | {
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*PEEKABOO!...see me poo!* | {
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Shove that shit up your ass. Most cities have bike TRAILS where you can ride if you want to be a dipshit on a bike. When you're on the ROAD get a fucking car. | {
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Wait... are we talking years, or inches? | {
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"But when you thus sin against the brethren, and wound their weak conscience, you sin against Christ" (1 Corinthians 8:12).
It **IS** a sin for me to enable her. | {
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I had heard that Steve got kicked off for being a drug addict- I am so glad that it was not true. I loves me some Steve. | {
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Tell his fat ass to buy a fucking Wii Fit or something. He needs to drop some weight.
>Y'all niggas can't fuck with my niggas ho!
-Gary Johnson | {
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Has anybody
ever said they would grab you
like a bowling ball? | {
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So you arent even sure who the fuck you are, and you want me to answer to you on trans issues? Get bent assshole. | {
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Next time I make a save icon I'm going to make it a stack of punched cards. That'll confuse the little shits. | {
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Honey, you were "bragging". | {
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Ah, I see you're making use of Britain's *best* contribution: sarcasm ;) | {
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"I have no life so spend time on Reddit flaming people who aren't hiveminds" | {
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Seriously, every god damn day.
Some people don't even believe me, I was in class one of my first days in college and my professor was telling us that we had to color code something for the class (it was notes or our papers or something). I told her I was color blind and asked if she had a suggestion for something I should do.
She laughed and continued on with the class. | {
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so... basically you felt like you had been tboned by a tractor trailer?
edit: -140? I think this is some kind of record. | {
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So Coldplay is pure gold? | {
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Oh, yeah, man... How dare I do something that I didn't actually do because it's pretty obvious this is not a true story!
[](/jackieeeee!)
I don't get redditors sometimes. I mean, look at all these people insulting me. | {
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Well... that story escalated quickly holy shit. | {
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As a Hawks fan, if it's any consolation, we would have curbstomped you guys in the NFCCG. Y'all look pretty scary though and will probably do pretty well again next year. | {
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Mobile users flip to landscape.
Spoilers, it's a goddum toucan
Edit for spelling
Edit glad I could help you sillies out | {
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Or a very kind sponsor could upload it... | {
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That's lucky I mean ***really* lucky** | {
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It seems like you're an armchair psychiatrist who has no business handing out advice for shit you don't know about. That happens a lot on reddit. | {
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You would've loved Chatroulette. | {
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Except it is fake, so..no?
Edit: How the fuck did I get downvoted so bad for pointing out the fake wrestling is fake? The girl was not knocked out, so there was no "tap on her lights out button".
Fuck people are retarded | {
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We tried that. You didn't want to. | {
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Is your Dad being treated on our hard earned tax dollars? | {
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Well that got dark fast. | {
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Really? You're going to equate this to the fucking holocaust? | {
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That comment is so dark the Ferguson police shot it. | {
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hey guys you can buy Diablo 3 from here http://tinyurl.com/d9dwq7m
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Kutner was my favorite. Thanks Obama. | {
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I hope it didn't ruin your day. You should watch your cholesterol. Too much buttered penis is bad for anyone. | {
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Two scientists walk into a bar.
First scientist says "I'll have some H2O"
Second scientist says "I'll have some H2O as well."
The first scientist curses to himself as his assassination attempt had failed. | {
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I love Arrested Development, The Office, Monty Python (almost any British sketch comedy, in fact) and a lot of the other stuff that redditors seem to adore. And yet, I think It's Always Sunny is a god-awful show. God...awful.
As a person with free will, I have determined for myself that I do not *need* to watch it, as you suggest. Is that alright? | {
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I bet his pants aren't even on fire. | {
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> No, by adding Laurelai to the moderator list (without even discussing it first), you have basically said Fuck You to everyone in this subreddit who has been concerned this past few days.
I think it's worth considering that this could have been intentional. | {
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