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These are worse than OP's pic, because they're not photoshopped. They are proof of his hypocrisy.
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racism...very good. You *really* earned your 144 super-liberal upvotes
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Basically, [this.](https://i.imgur.com/BkBwv.jpg)
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You watched that until the end? Fuck are you doing with your life?
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Your genitals have seen some shit man.
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You are the one looking at penises on the internet, creep.
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When we were at the restaurant the other day my father fingered the waitress and she came.
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The 2nd twist is that I don't even have access to the restricted subreddit; I just know it's there because AS1986 told me about it.
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I will shamelessly take my karma boost
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I used to participate in secret santa but then I took an arrow to the knee!
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Maybe you thought you were the "don't you hate it when" person on an infomercial?
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Wouldn't girls assume that there's something wrong with me? Normally desirable people don't hang out with really ugly people. It sounds douchey, but it's a serious question.
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ELI5: anything. Because I'm five.
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I used to use WASD, but then i took an arrow to the knee!
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"You're not helping" YES SHE FUCKING IS WHAT THE FUCK JIMMY YOU UNGRATEFUL CUNT
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Not sure if should upvote for irreverent hilarity, or downvote to not ruin joke.
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Quoth the raven, "Open the fucking door."
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There was a parking lot around the fountain and people were applauding as they left! It was a rather long ordeal
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My problem is with being vocal though. I masturbated so much since I was very young that I developed the ability to do it without a single sound. It feels weird to think I should make sounds now. I try to breathe a little heavier but everything more than that feels ridiculous. I appreciate vocal partners so I'm a hypocrite.
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IT IS JUST A GODDAMN I THOUGHT OF. DONT TAKE IT SO LITERALLY DAMN
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Just pulled it to your comment.
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Unfortunately kids died in this crash...
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Windshield is now kill.
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give me karma, frontpage
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If you want to get to orbit or beyond, go with pure rockets. It is not like Von Braun and Korolev didn't know about airplanes and they were really smart dudes.
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####**That's correct. This is a fake photo. Babies don't come out with hair on them.** Try harder OP.
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The kids a fucking G tho
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THANK YOU. Is karmawhoring out your dead daughter really even better?
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My husband said "I'm glad you haven't found *my* cum box yet." Then I give him that look and he laughs and says "Just kidding, honey. You're my cum box." I feel so much better, now.
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Are you fucking kidding me? You are part of what's wrong with this awful world. I really hope you learn some respect one day. This beautiful girl has more love & kindness in her than in anyone I've ever encountered. IMHO, our planet could do with more people like her.
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I feel like you handle stress really well.
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Holy shit! I just learned I can downvote myself!
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The study was actually about how long you could go without fapping. The sleep study part was just a ruse.
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Why would he have spaghetti in his pants?
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I did this when I was younger. A new Manager let power get to his head so we all just started calling him "massta" as in "Just tell me how high you want them bales stacked massta" Obligatory Edit: Thanks for the gold!
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Updated for good music in this world of autotuned bullshit.
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Can you start a thread where you post bits of information about it? I would upvote the shit out of that. With my real account and this one. THINK OF THE TWO UPVOTES!
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I didn't, I didn't! I don't watch South Park because I dislike the style.
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To Be honest the OPs there share the blame too: *I (12F) just found my SO (64M) of 3 days chats with his ex on FB and has commited a Genocide in Cambodia. I'm incapable of making any decision whatsoever in my life. What should I do?* [GENOCIDE] EDIT: Just found [this](http://imgur.com/fpdVqOL) on r/wtf, seemed very appropriate, and thanks for the gold!
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I don't know any woman who wouldn't fuel the rumour mill. Women fight in this passive-aggressive way by default. Rumours are great because they don't need evidence and cannot really be proved.
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I tried light bondage with my ex, so was tied up. He took this as an opportunity to finally try that. Not cool.
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And you believe them. LOL LOL LOL How naive, after being screw thousands of times you still believe. LOL LOL LOL
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THE HIVE MIND AGREES THAT THE HIVE MIND IS BAD
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Oh cause all surgeons are men right?
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If my wife married 10 kids I'd leave her too.
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Honestly that's the only game I've ever seen a girl sorta good at. I let an old friend best me in SSBM one time. Then I totally shat all over her after she got cocky
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Thank you for** understanding... I'm dealing with this shit and I was hoping to get some support im reading these comments in tears at the moment... I TRIED AS FUCKING HARD AS I COULD... I didn't ever think I would outlive my child...
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THAT WAS THE JOKE!! -7 guys? The whole point was that it's the opposite of a "big game hunter" because he's killing a 1-1.... oh nevermind. This comment is probably invisible now anyway.
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It feels illegal just up voting this.
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I made an educated guess about the punchline while reading the first line, and got it right. Ah, the burdens of being intellectually superior. **EDIT:** You have all been trolled.
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Definitely an age factor. That kid has no idea how close he came to it all being over. The man has a pretty good idea of how close he came to it all being over.
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it took you DAYS to beat Diablo on hell? BS. I beat him second try on my WD. comeonmeow sir.
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The neutrinos... theyre mutating... WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN
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Downvoted everyone above me for circlejerkingly patting yourselves on the back all Good Jahb Good Jahb and just generally threadshitting.
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**[CONFIRMING INTENSIFIES]**
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Except it is, BRB. EDIT: Nevermind, was thinking of a different rule. Neymar is not sharp.
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There is, but dear God it's even [WORSE!](http://imgur.com/hc4JJbe) Edit: thanks for the gold, partner!! Also, it's either Friday or Saturday, have a great weekend!
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That's what I wondered right after posting it. Edit ! Yay ! Downvotes !
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I just wanted to keep apologizing to every adult that I saw.
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I used to bomb the dirty Japs and burn them jews, but then I took an arrow to the knee!
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"Hi, can I take your order?" "Yes but first, I have been meaning to ask you what the hell John Lennon saw in Yoko Ono."
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Guys, I know it's funny, but please don't spoil for him the fact that Rita is murdered at the very end of the 4th season by John Lithgow's character the Trinity Killer.
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To your ex, not to Mama
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I checked your profile. And you never uploaded this yesterday. ***BUSTED.***
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I guess he truly is Bad luck brian
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You're a douchebag, not the guy in the pic.
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The cord of a wireless phone
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Because she didn't go with him? He's not entitled to her. *Trying to respond to all the comments, but I'm "doing that too much." I'll try to respond later.
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Hell yeah. I bet that felt great.
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i just adopted him at a shelter, not certain on the breed, sorry
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This is excellent, but you totally owe him a hand job.
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Yeah, the mom's pretty hot. I'd fuck that slutobject sideways.
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I was super short until my senior year and I would purposely walk close to the corner in hope of getting a face full of boobs. It worked more than I thought it would.
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DAT ID WAT MY DADDY SAYD WEN HE SAW DAT MY SISTUR WAS HAVING DA SEXY TIME WITH ANODER MAN GOO GOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Well 14 out of 15 people simply cannot comprehend the greatness of what they're witnessing and their brains just shut down. Their minds are literally blown
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Yea, *everyone*, will not get them. I wouldn't put that conceited asshole's shoes on my feet if they were free.
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Man, that light bulb went off so hard you came.
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"Sincerely, A 12 Year old"?
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"Oh yeah, well let me know when he gets here!"
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lol u a niglet or wut?
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I like my mouth to be bubbly and foamy like a rabid dog.
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Haha, it's funny because someone doesn't want to address the point, rather just attacks the speaker.
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Bath time forever changed.
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>most of the murders Why do people speak as if he killed dozens of women? It was only five. "Most of the murders" is literally three or four.
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"once" edit: First gold! Thanks person!
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that she thinks this is about just having to deal with people who don't agree with me and not a concern for my physical safety due to the abject hostility of so many in this subreddit and reddit in general, herself included
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But the homeless are also looking for you. I reckon they'd know a 'fresh' face when they see it
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Jajaja, diez de diez.
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Maybe you shouldn't let your dog decompose in the hallway. EDIT: my first reddit gold! woohooo! thanks, stranger!
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TNT beneath his jacket
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Or like a giant Barbershop Quartet. Edit: Thanks for the gold! I guess I don't know what to do with it yet, but I'll find a way to use it. Thanks!
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Good job sexualizing that teenager, dude. Fucking reddit.
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Apparently only till Thursday so around 48 hours. I see a film in this. 48 hours to sell your stuff and be set up for life or something. Mark my fucking words this will happen
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So, sensationalized title? edit: nvm
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The important thing is you found a way to feel superior somehow.
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I'm glad I didn't grow up in your fucked up generation
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I'm sorry, but that's hilarious.
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This is dumb. Edit: I stand by my downvotes. This is a fucking stupid picture.
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I like my women like I like my airports Fully functional with landing strips
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People are still playing Skyrim...? *Really*? *Really now*???
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