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2	How did they do that?????	The quality is so good that you will think you are watching brand new prints in the best theater on Main Street in the 1940s. Actually it's probably better than that. The intro says these digital re-masters were done by a company named "US Television Office, Inc.". For goodness sake, every person or studio who has old prints TAKE THEM TO "US TELEVISION OFFICE, INC." AND GET THEM RE-MASTERED. Platinum has released 8 volumes of these Hoppy feature films and I own all 8. But for some strange reason, probably only known to some "power lunch" executive, they did not number the volumes...so you will just have to tell the difference by the numbers Amazon gives them. They are worth twice or 3 times the price. There were 66 Hopalong Cassidy films made starring William Boyd, and you can own 40 of them with these 8 volumes at a slim price. The 5 Hoppy adventures on this volume are:1. Border Patrol 19432. Doomed Caravan 19413. Fool's Gold 19474. Forty Thieves 19445. Hidden Gold 1940	14	[ "The quality is so good that you will think you are watching brand new prints in the best theater on Main Street in the 1940s.", "Actually it's probably better than that.", "The intro says these digital re-masters were done by a company named \"US Television Office, Inc.\".", "For goodness sake, every person or studio who has old prints TAKE THEM TO \"US TELEVISION OFFICE, INC.\" AND GET THEM RE-MASTERED.", "Platinum has released 8 volumes of these Hoppy feature films and I own all 8.", "But for some strange reason, probably only known to some \"power lunch\" executive, they did not number the volumes...so you will just have to tell the difference by the numbers Amazon gives them.", "They are worth twice or 3 times the price.", "There were 66 Hopalong Cassidy films made starring William Boyd, and you can own 40 of them with these 8 volumes at a slim price.", "The 5 Hoppy adventures on this volume are:1.", "Border Patrol 19432.", "Doomed Caravan 19413.", "Fool's Gold 19474.", "Forty Thieves 19445.", "Hidden Gold 1940" ]
1	I come not to praise but to bury this sucker!	Let's get one thng clear the plot is so thin that it only two plages long. You know who the bad guy is the second time you see him. The scene in th dojo with the BIG guy is totally not needed. The big song and dance number is totally not needed. Why didn't someone take a picture of the girl's head and give it to the cops? Think about this one.... The heros finally figure out who the bad guy is and over power him in his office. The second bad guy, the brother, calls and tells Jackie he has the girl and will trade the letter for her. Now the very next scene Jackie shows up at the killer's place with a girl, but the girl is Tucker in a wig. The big fight happens, which is copy of Rush Hour1 and Shanghi Knights. After the fight, Tucker and Jackie are confront by the head bad guy that they had over powered in the office. How did he get here? Whay wasn't he locked up? Who knows? Who cares? Even the out takes weren't funny!	16	[ "Let's get one thng clear the plot is so thin that it only two plages long.", "You know who the bad guy is the second time you see him.", "The scene in th dojo with the BIG guy is totally not needed.", "The big song and dance number is totally not needed.", "Why didn't someone take a picture of the girl's head and give it to the cops?", "Think about this one.... The heros finally figure out who the bad guy is and over power him in his office.", "The second bad guy, the brother, calls and tells Jackie he has the girl and will trade the letter for her.", "Now the very next scene Jackie shows up at the killer's place with a girl, but the girl is Tucker in a wig.", "The big fight happens, which is copy of Rush Hour1 and Shanghi Knights.", "After the fight, Tucker and Jackie are confront by the head bad guy that they had over powered in the office.", "How did he get here?", "Whay wasn't he locked up?", "Who knows?", "Who cares?", "Even the out takes weren't funny!" ]
2	Quite good :-)	You have to have a weird sense of humour to enjoy this. I do, and so I did. It's a little strange and slow, but it's a black comedy and won't appeal to everyone. Everyone is deadpan and secure in their nerdiness. It's such a bizzare movie, I can totally understand why it has a cult following. His friend Pedro stole each scene. He was hillarious. He wants to become class president and runs against Halie Duff's character, Summer. Napolean saves the day when after giving your election speech, it needs to be followed by a skit of some kind, so Napolean dances to Canned Heat and is so funny. Needless to say, he wins the crowd over and Pedro is now elected.I took off a star because there are definately parts where it is slow and stretched out to much, but overall, if you like obscure comedies, then check this out. It took me a while to see this, but I'm glad now that I have.	11	[ "You have to have a weird sense of humour to enjoy this.", "I do, and so I did.", "It's a little strange and slow, but it's a black comedy and won't appeal to everyone.", "Everyone is deadpan and secure in their nerdiness.", "It's such a bizzare movie, I can totally understand why it has a cult following.", "His friend Pedro stole each scene.", "He was hillarious.", "He wants to become class president and runs against Halie Duff's character, Summer.", "Napolean saves the day when after giving your election speech, it needs to be followed by a skit of some kind, so Napolean dances to Canned Heat and is so funny.", "Needless to say, he wins the crowd over and Pedro is now elected.I took off a star because there are definately parts where it is slow and stretched out to much, but overall, if you like obscure comedies, then check this out.", "It took me a while to see this, but I'm glad now that I have." ]
1	Crickets make better music	Danny Thomas, check. Marlo Thomas, check. Roddy McDowall, double check. Then why oh why is this cartoon disturbing?? OH, because real crickets make better music than the soundtrack. Usually when Im on the home computer with a tv show in the background to keep me company, it usually keeps my mind preoccupied and motivated. With this one I wanted to throw a rock at the tv, the music is horrible and even the female cat scratches a wretched note. The main tune is a long dreary song bent on pure sentiment. Awful. Give me "Holly Jolly Christmas" any day. The Cricket On The Hearth remains a story better left before bedtime from a quiet book. Parents please note.	12	[ "Danny Thomas, check.", "Marlo Thomas, check.", "Roddy McDowall, double check.", "Then why oh why is this cartoon disturbing??", "OH, because real crickets make better music than the soundtrack.", "Usually when Im on the home computer with a tv show in the background to keep me company, it usually keeps my mind preoccupied and motivated.", "With this one I wanted to throw a rock at the tv, the music is horrible and even the female cat scratches a wretched note.", "The main tune is a long dreary song bent on pure sentiment.", "Awful.", "Give me \"Holly Jolly Christmas\" any day.", "The Cricket On The Hearth remains a story better left before bedtime from a quiet book.", "Parents please note." ]
2	The kitchen counters are MINE again!	My cats absolutely loved to get on my kitchen counters and drink from any dish I had in the sink. I tried everything: Double-sided duct tape, aluminum foil, shaking cans, and water guns. Nothing worked. Then I decided to give this thing a go. Well let me tell you, this device got the job done. After just a couple of air sprays, the sound alone scared them off. Now they won't go on my counters at all if the spray can is there, even if the thing is turned completely off!Note: The sensor is quite sensitive. It's been known to pick up movement a good 10 or even 15 away. As a result, I recommend placing it on the front of the counter and aimed toward the back. (Don't forget to pick it up when startled kitty knocks it over. ;))	11	[ "My cats absolutely loved to get on my kitchen counters and drink from any dish I had in the sink.", "I tried everything: Double-sided duct tape, aluminum foil, shaking cans, and water guns.", "Nothing worked.", "Then I decided to give this thing a go.", "Well let me tell you, this device got the job done.", "After just a couple of air sprays, the sound alone scared them off.", "Now they won't go on my counters at all if the spray can is there, even if the thing is turned completely off!", "Note: The sensor is quite sensitive.", "It's been known to pick up movement a good 10 or even 15 away.", "As a result, I recommend placing it on the front of the counter and aimed toward the back.", "(Don't forget to pick it up when startled kitty knocks it over.", ";))" ]
2	Cool Sound!	Ok....so I didn't order this teakettle for a long, LONG time because reviewers were saying that it didn't whistle. I thought it didn't make any noise at all. But, I loved its looks so I decided to order it anyway. The yellow color is a buttery yellow. The kettle is good and heavy and the enamel seems to be thick and evenly applied. But the sound....the sound is SO cool! It doesn't whistle like your Grandma's teakettle but it does make a sound. It starts out low and gets louder the longer it boils. It is a low and deep sound like a warning siren. You'll never have to worry about your kettle boiling dry. This kettle will alert you in plenty of time. I'm really enjoying the whole item from shape to color to sound.	12	[ "Ok....so I didn't order this teakettle for a long, LONG time because reviewers were saying that it didn't whistle.", "I thought it didn't make any noise at all.", "But, I loved its looks so I decided to order it anyway.", "The yellow color is a buttery yellow.", "The kettle is good and heavy and the enamel seems to be thick and evenly applied.", "But the sound....the sound is SO cool!", "It doesn't whistle like your Grandma's teakettle but it does make a sound.", "It starts out low and gets louder the longer it boils.", "It is a low and deep sound like a warning siren.", "You'll never have to worry about your kettle boiling dry.", "This kettle will alert you in plenty of time.", "I'm really enjoying the whole item from shape to color to sound." ]
2	Am i blue?	You're darn right i am! This is an album i passed up because of the 'professional' reviewers trashed it more often than not. I was drawn back again and again because of simple curiousity. I grabbed it, crossed my fingers, and placed it in my cd player. Unbelievable. Those critics,in my opinion, are dead wrong. Vocals, at least this time, DO add to the blue man group. These 'creations' are well crafted and colorful. So much fun to listen to. Their 're-do' of DONNA SUMMERS' "I feel love" was juiced up so strong that it actually overshadowed the original. So much power in this music. So much energy. And a nice selection of songs with incredible vocals. This is truly a great follow-up album from a group i will now stay true to with their every release. D*MN the critics.	15	[ "You're darn right i am!", "This is an album i passed up because of the 'professional' reviewers trashed it more often than not.", "I was drawn back again and again because of simple curiousity.", "I grabbed it, crossed my fingers, and placed it in my cd player.", "Unbelievable.", "Those critics,in my opinion, are dead wrong.", "Vocals, at least this time, DO add to the blue man group.", "These 'creations' are well crafted and colorful.", "So much fun to listen to.", "Their 're-do' of DONNA SUMMERS' \"I feel love\" was juiced up so strong that it actually overshadowed the original.", "So much power in this music.", "So much energy.", "And a nice selection of songs with incredible vocals.", "This is truly a great follow-up album from a group i will now stay true to with their every release.", "D*MN the critics." ]
1	My journey is over.	I can make it no further. My journey is over. I loved the first and was enthralled with the second parts of my trip. I began to grow weary and slow down in the third and forth. The fifth was a crawl. The sixth, I had hoped, would revive me but alas, my pace was even slower on this even longer section and I feel I have made no progress at all. My journey to Tarmon Gai'don is over, having never reached the end. Ah, you say, it is not the end, but the journey that matters. I longer care for the journey: the scenery is poor, the way is unclear, my companions are dull, and my feet are tired. The seventh section will have to be undertaken by those stronger and more resilient than I. Good luck.	11	[ "I can make it no further.", "My journey is over.", "I loved the first and was enthralled with the second parts of my trip.", "I began to grow weary and slow down in the third and forth.", "The fifth was a crawl.", "The sixth, I had hoped, would revive me but alas, my pace was even slower on this even longer section and I feel I have made no progress at all.", "My journey to Tarmon Gai'don is over, having never reached the end.", "Ah, you say, it is not the end, but the journey that matters.", "I longer care for the journey: the scenery is poor, the way is unclear, my companions are dull, and my feet are tired.", "The seventh section will have to be undertaken by those stronger and more resilient than I.", "Good luck." ]
1	Where do these directors come from?	I know we viewers are in trouble when the director indicates he doesn't like music by staging the overture. I agree with all those who find the staging perfectly ridiculous. There are many incongruous oddities such as why the servants and Margaretha have dirty faces. Surely one would want cleaner servants. Is this to convey that they are evil? (Golo is grimy at one point.) There are other absurdities too numerous to mention and the crowds move around aimlessly like zombies. One would have hoped that in the centennial of Schumann's birth someone would honor him by reviving this opera as he intended it to be seen. Musically the conductor and singers do a fine job. However one needs to cut off the picture and just listen. Directors who stage operas in this way do so because they are ignorant, untalented, and egotistical. What I can't understand is why opera companies hire them.	12	[ "I know we viewers are in trouble when the director indicates he doesn't like music by staging the overture.", "I agree with all those who find the staging perfectly ridiculous.", "There are many incongruous oddities such as why the servants and Margaretha have dirty faces.", "Surely one would want cleaner servants.", "Is this to convey that they are evil?", "(Golo is grimy at one point.) There are other absurdities too numerous to mention and the crowds move around aimlessly like zombies.", "One would have hoped that in the centennial of Schumann's birth someone would honor him by reviving this opera as he intended it to be seen.", "Musically the conductor and singers do a fine job.", "However one needs to cut off the picture and just listen.", "Directors who stage operas in this way do so because they are ignorant, untalented, and egotistical.", "What I can't understand is why opera companies hire them." ]
2	Fun mystery!	As a GOG! IL, #2 book club member, I have read many books, and as a mystery book lover, I must say that I truly enjoyed this novel! The characters were vivid, real, and loveable. It's a true page turner which ended much sooner that I wanted. The story was complete . . . I just wanted more! This mystery takes you on twists and turns that are unpredictable - yet realistic. The author is a gifted writer - I could picture every place, person and situation in the story! Thank you for writing this book, I had an enjoyable time! I'm look forward to hearing from this author again . . . SOON!	15	[ "As a GOG!", "IL, #2 book club member, I have read many books, and as a mystery book lover, I must say that I truly enjoyed this novel!", "The characters were vivid, real, and loveable.", "It's a true page turner which ended much sooner that I wanted.", "The story was complete.", ".", ".", "I just wanted more!", "This mystery takes you on twists and turns that are unpredictable - yet realistic.", "The author is a gifted writer - I could picture every place, person and situation in the story!", "Thank you for writing this book, I had an enjoyable time!", "I'm look forward to hearing from this author again.", ".", ".", "SOON!" ]
2	Exquisite	I purchased this fragrance nearly a year and a half ago. When it first arrived I was so excited to try it--I had read rave reviews. To my disappointment it was not what I had expected at all--and I hated it. Really. Over the last year I have taken it out of it's box to try again, but to no avail. However, I recently thought that I would give it another try. My goodness. I am so glad that I did. I do not know if my body chemistry or sense of smell has changed but I am wild about this fragrance and I have been wearing it every day. Very strange indeed. This is an exquisite, complex and richly beautiful fragrance. There really is no other perfume out there on the market like L'heure Bleue. It is honestly in a class by itself. When this bottle is gone I am so glad that I can repurchase at Amazon.	14	[ "I purchased this fragrance nearly a year and a half ago.", "When it first arrived I was so excited to try it--I had read rave reviews.", "To my disappointment it was not what I had expected at all--and I hated it.", "Really.", "Over the last year I have taken it out of it's box to try again, but to no avail.", "However, I recently thought that I would give it another try.", "My goodness.", "I am so glad that I did.", "I do not know if my body chemistry or sense of smell has changed but I am wild about this fragrance and I have been wearing it every day.", "Very strange indeed.", "This is an exquisite, complex and richly beautiful fragrance.", "There really is no other perfume out there on the market like L'heure Bleue.", "It is honestly in a class by itself.", "When this bottle is gone I am so glad that I can repurchase at Amazon." ]
2	I'm know for my rendition of the song with the chickens.	If you like fairy tales you'll love this. It's full of kid friendly songs and moral lessons. I'm personally well known within my family unit for my rendition of the "thumbelina" song. I've pretty much got the chicken, bull, and goat voices down pat. I was my mother's ring tone for a while. . . but anyway. . . this is a sweet movie about love conquering all, and spanish frogs. Enjoy.	12	[ "If you like fairy tales you'll love this.", "It's full of kid friendly songs and moral lessons.", "I'm personally well known within my family unit for my rendition of the \"thumbelina\" song.", "I've pretty much got the chicken, bull, and goat voices down pat.", "I was my mother's ring tone for a while.", ".", ".", "but anyway.", ".", ".", "this is a sweet movie about love conquering all, and spanish frogs.", "Enjoy." ]
2	WWE Raw 2	This game is cool. The best superstars in the game are: Jeff Hardy,Rob Van Dam,Undertaker,Goldberg and Shawn Michaels. The best matches are: Hell in the Cell and TLC. The Divas are looking fine. Create a superstar is more realistic than SmackDown! Here Comes the Pain(it sucks, trust me I played it)and any other create a superstar. The players look so realistic it's not even funny. Season mode goes on forever, they actully talk, you can become friends or enemies, you can even set traps backstage, and only in season mode you can steal stuff from other people. Here's a cheat code for the game: go up to the security wall on the left side of the arena, hold down X, than press Y+A+B+R and you can jump in the crowd and go to a place were you have never been in the game before. This is possibly the best wrestling game ever! And it's only on X-Box. Watch out for my next review tomorrow(Dec 7/03)at 11:00am for WWE Raw 2 on X-Box. From you guys friend,T.J.	13	[ "This game is cool.", "The best superstars in the game are: Jeff Hardy,Rob Van Dam,Undertaker,Goldberg and Shawn Michaels.", "The best matches are: Hell in the Cell and TLC.", "The Divas are looking fine.", "Create a superstar is more realistic than SmackDown!", "Here Comes the Pain(it sucks, trust me I played it)and any other create a superstar.", "The players look so realistic it's not even funny.", "Season mode goes on forever, they actully talk, you can become friends or enemies, you can even set traps backstage, and only in season mode you can steal stuff from other people.", "Here's a cheat code for the game: go up to the security wall on the left side of the arena, hold down X, than press Y+A+B+R and you can jump in the crowd and go to a place were you have never been in the game before.", "This is possibly the best wrestling game ever!", "And it's only on X-Box.", "Watch out for my next review tomorrow(Dec 7/03)at 11:00am for WWE Raw 2 on X-Box.", "From you guys friend,T.J." ]
2	Great book for teens especially boys	Steve Harmon is a good kid growing up in a rough neighborhood. He does well at school and seems to be going in the right direction to have a successful life. A bad decision may cost him everything for which he has worked. This book describes how that choice could send Steve to prison for 25 years. The story provides a good lesson about the choices young people make. Is Steve really guilty of the crime he has been accused of? Did it happen the way his "so-called" friends that are testifying against him say it did or are they lying to cover for themselves? The story is told through Steve's eyes as a movie script, a way that is new to this reader. He tells of the days before he is incarcerated, his time spent in jail and his trial. The reader gets a very heart felt look into this young man's heart throughout the story and the ending is VERY thought provoking. This is a must read for all young people especially boys.	11	[ "Steve Harmon is a good kid growing up in a rough neighborhood.", "He does well at school and seems to be going in the right direction to have a successful life.", "A bad decision may cost him everything for which he has worked.", "This book describes how that choice could send Steve to prison for 25 years.", "The story provides a good lesson about the choices young people make.", "Is Steve really guilty of the crime he has been accused of?", "Did it happen the way his \"so-called\" friends that are testifying against him say it did or are they lying to cover for themselves?", "The story is told through Steve's eyes as a movie script, a way that is new to this reader.", "He tells of the days before he is incarcerated, his time spent in jail and his trial.", "The reader gets a very heart felt look into this young man's heart throughout the story and the ending is VERY thought provoking.", "This is a must read for all young people especially boys." ]
1	Is it his wife?	I am not a sexist. Women, generaly, write every bit as well as men, and often better. But every sentence crafted under the stewardship of the Eddings couple causes my bile to rise anew. So trite, so banal, so. . .bad. I keep asking myself, is it just that I was really young when I read the Belgariad? I did read it in my early teens, but I was fairly well read then, and I don't remember it being anything like the peurile swill they've got us slogging through here. Very disappointing. Even worse than the Althalus book, and that was pretty bad too. I swear he's letting his kid write it, or something.	11	[ "I am not a sexist.", "Women, generaly, write every bit as well as men, and often better.", "But every sentence crafted under the stewardship of the Eddings couple causes my bile to rise anew.", "So trite, so banal, so.", ".", ".bad.", "I keep asking myself, is it just that I was really young when I read the Belgariad?", "I did read it in my early teens, but I was fairly well read then, and I don't remember it being anything like the peurile swill they've got us slogging through here.", "Very disappointing.", "Even worse than the Althalus book, and that was pretty bad too.", "I swear he's letting his kid write it, or something." ]
2	Great bang for the buck	I won't waste time reiterating all the great features. Others have already pointed out the benefits of the SirF III chipset, iGO software, etc. I will say that 99% of the shortcomings on this unit are due to the TeleAtlas maps. Just because they are dated 2005 doesn't mean that they are accurate up to that time. I've found several errors/omissions in areas that have not changed in five years. Other features which changed little more than two years ago ARE correct. Go figure.It was initially rumored that the TeleAtlas updates scheduled for release in Spring 2007 would be free. It now appears that may not be true. Either way, I'll be getting the updates. The Mio C310x is a great value now. With better maps, it will be an awesome value - basically untouchable by anything else in its price range.	11	[ "I won't waste time reiterating all the great features.", "Others have already pointed out the benefits of the SirF III chipset, iGO software, etc.", "I will say that 99% of the shortcomings on this unit are due to the TeleAtlas maps.", "Just because they are dated 2005 doesn't mean that they are accurate up to that time.", "I've found several errors/omissions in areas that have not changed in five years.", "Other features which changed little more than two years ago ARE correct.", "Go figure.It was initially rumored that the TeleAtlas updates scheduled for release in Spring 2007 would be free.", "It now appears that may not be true.", "Either way, I'll be getting the updates.", "The Mio C310x is a great value now.", "With better maps, it will be an awesome value - basically untouchable by anything else in its price range." ]
2	I will be all over this	I just found out about the near future release of The Thin Man DVD box set and I am THRILLED!!!! I've been waiting for this one for quite some time, and it's LONG overdue! As far as I'm concerned, William Powell & Myrna Loy are THE silver screen duo to beat. They had a chemistry no other screen couple ever had. As great as they were individually (and they were GREAT), whenever I see them separately in other films, something is missing. If I watch a Myrna Loy picture, I'm like,"Where is William Powell?" and vice versa. Now I'm not putting them down by any means. Simply put, it's just not the same seeing one without the other. That's how great they were together. Theirs was a partnership that will never be matched.So, if you want a chemistry lesson, put down your science books, pop in these wonderful movies and get ready to be educated. You'll be glad you did.	12	[ "I just found out about the near future release of The Thin Man DVD box set and I am THRILLED!!!", "!", "I've been waiting for this one for quite some time, and it's LONG overdue!", "As far as I'm concerned, William Powell & Myrna Loy are THE silver screen duo to beat.", "They had a chemistry no other screen couple ever had.", "As great as they were individually (and they were GREAT), whenever I see them separately in other films, something is missing.", "If I watch a Myrna Loy picture, I'm like,\"Where is William Powell?", "\" and vice versa.", "Now I'm not putting them down by any means.", "Simply put, it's just not the same seeing one without the other.", "That's how great they were together.", "Theirs was a partnership that will never be matched.So, if you want a chemistry lesson, put down your science books, pop in these wonderful movies and get ready to be educated.", "You'll be glad you did." ]
2	Magnificent, fabulous, frabjous, breathtaking....	Another person who reviewed this album said to start your Joe Jackson collection with this. As your doctor, I must say "DO NOT LET THIS BE YOUR FIRST JOE JACKSON!". It will only spoil you!!! Great production, orchestration, recording, vocals, lyrics, just a superlative effort. The single, solitary thing that doesn't hold up well is when Elaine Caswell sings "..it's not so easy, it's '84 now!" Big deal! Just hearing her duet with Joe in that crisp, clean contralto of hers took my breath away just like it did 15+ years ago. Whew!! Takes me back to Joe's shows at the Greek in '89 or '90. Buy This. Play It Loud. Play It Soft. Dig It!	13	[ "Another person who reviewed this album said to start your Joe Jackson collection with this.", "As your doctor, I must say \"DO NOT LET THIS BE YOUR FIRST JOE JACKSON!", "\".", "It will only spoil you!!!", "Great production, orchestration, recording, vocals, lyrics, just a superlative effort.", "The single, solitary thing that doesn't hold up well is when Elaine Caswell sings \"..it's not so easy, it's '84 now!", "\" Big deal!", "Just hearing her duet with Joe in that crisp, clean contralto of hers took my breath away just like it did 15+ years ago.", "Whew!!", "Takes me back to Joe's shows at the Greek in '89 or '90.", "Buy This.", "Play It Loud.", "Play It Soft.", "Dig It!" ]
1	3 broken hinges, one shattered mirror, excellent customer service	Put four of these great looking cabinets into two bathrooms during remodel 3? years ago. One hinge broke forcing door to stay open so I pulled pieces of the plastic hinge out until the door would close. Second hinge broke on the same door. I did the same thing and now there is no spring to hold the door closed. This morning our son closed the door on the cabinet in his bathroom and the mirror shattered right at the point of the hinge like a spider web with the bottom hinge at the center point. Not a good thing to happen in a bathroom with bare feet! Thanks for everyone's input! I'll call Kohler tomorrow morning and then append my comments. . . Kohler replaced the mirror door and all of the broken and unbroken plastic hinges quickly and no cost.	12	[ "Put four of these great looking cabinets into two bathrooms during remodel 3?", "years ago.", "One hinge broke forcing door to stay open so I pulled pieces of the plastic hinge out until the door would close.", "Second hinge broke on the same door.", "I did the same thing and now there is no spring to hold the door closed.", "This morning our son closed the door on the cabinet in his bathroom and the mirror shattered right at the point of the hinge like a spider web with the bottom hinge at the center point.", "Not a good thing to happen in a bathroom with bare feet!", "Thanks for everyone's input!", "I'll call Kohler tomorrow morning and then append my comments.", ".", ".", "Kohler replaced the mirror door and all of the broken and unbroken plastic hinges quickly and no cost." ]
1	Low energy.	Being a huge fan of J. Geils' "Full House," I was encouraged by some reviews here to believe that "Blow Your Face Out" was a similar live effort. But the only similarity is that they were both recorded live. "Blow Your Face Out" is funky and laid back. Not bad, if that's what you want. But anyone expecting something along the lines of Full House will be tremendously disappointed. In fact, "Lookin' For Love," which will knock your socks off on "Full House," is done as a slow, elavator Muzac tune in "Blow Your Face Out." Why did they even bother?The energy level, which is consistently frenzied on Full House, rarely gets above "low" on "Blow Your Face Out." After listening to it twice, I realized there is no song on it that I want to hear again. Not that aren't a couple good songs on it. There just are no high energy songs other than House Party. I wasted my money.	11	[ "Being a huge fan of J.", "Geils' \"Full House,\" I was encouraged by some reviews here to believe that \"Blow Your Face Out\" was a similar live effort.", "But the only similarity is that they were both recorded live.", "\"Blow Your Face Out\" is funky and laid back.", "Not bad, if that's what you want.", "But anyone expecting something along the lines of Full House will be tremendously disappointed.", "In fact, \"Lookin' For Love,\" which will knock your socks off on \"Full House,\" is done as a slow, elavator Muzac tune in \"Blow Your Face Out.\" Why did they even bother?", "The energy level, which is consistently frenzied on Full House, rarely gets above \"low\" on \"Blow Your Face Out.\" After listening to it twice, I realized there is no song on it that I want to hear again.", "Not that aren't a couple good songs on it.", "There just are no high energy songs other than House Party.", "I wasted my money." ]
2	A warning about filters	I've had this camcorder since 2008, and I'm happy with it still. I have a warning for you if you're considering buying UV and/or polarizing filters - DON'T! I ordered a set, supposedly fit this camcorder, but they do NOT fit! I e-mailed Canon, they said it does not accept filters. After looking at the threads, I noticed they are not round! The sides are rounded, but the top and bottom are almost flat. No way to attach a lense or filter. Other than that, I'm happy with this camcorder. For indoor shots, I use a couple of Sunpak video lights, nice results (too bad they only work for about 15 minutes, and take 5 hours to recharge, but they were cheap). I paid a lot more than the price Amazon is now asking, but that was 2 years ago. So, if you want a decent camcorder for your home videos, this is a good choice. I never tried the included software, can't vouch for that. I use Linux, so it's no use to me anyway. I use dvgrab to capture the video, and Kino to edit and export to MPEG.	14	[ "I've had this camcorder since 2008, and I'm happy with it still.", "I have a warning for you if you're considering buying UV and/or polarizing filters - DON'T!", "I ordered a set, supposedly fit this camcorder, but they do NOT fit!", "I e-mailed Canon, they said it does not accept filters.", "After looking at the threads, I noticed they are not round!", "The sides are rounded, but the top and bottom are almost flat.", "No way to attach a lense or filter.", "Other than that, I'm happy with this camcorder.", "For indoor shots, I use a couple of Sunpak video lights, nice results (too bad they only work for about 15 minutes, and take 5 hours to recharge, but they were cheap).", "I paid a lot more than the price Amazon is now asking, but that was 2 years ago.", "So, if you want a decent camcorder for your home videos, this is a good choice.", "I never tried the included software, can't vouch for that.", "I use Linux, so it's no use to me anyway.", "I use dvgrab to capture the video, and Kino to edit and export to MPEG." ]
2	(v.g)	Bridget is quirky, neurotic and v. funny! Oh - and slightly obsessive. ChuhI love Helen Fielding's style of writing. (v. clever)Bridget seems to be a v. real girl with troubles most of us can relate to. I'm a married (however, not smug) and I can still relate to Bridget because I am also somewhat neurotic and obsessive. (Should I have admitted that?) HuhI keep a journal myself and have often gone back to see what I was up to earlier. (v. interesting and sometimes v. sad!)One of the best things about Bridget is the way she bounces back from disappointments. (I'm envious)I have yet to see the movie, but I am eager to because I can totally see Renee Zellwiger as Bridget! Looking forward!I recommend this book if you are looking for some light and interesting reading and some laughs too!	12	[ "Bridget is quirky, neurotic and v.", "funny!", "Oh - and slightly obsessive.", "ChuhI love Helen Fielding's style of writing.", "(v.", "clever)Bridget seems to be a v.", "real girl with troubles most of us can relate to.", "I'm a married (however, not smug) and I can still relate to Bridget because I am also somewhat neurotic and obsessive.", "(Should I have admitted that?", ") HuhI keep a journal myself and have often gone back to see what I was up to earlier.", "(v.", "interesting and sometimes v.", "sad!", ")One of the best things about Bridget is the way she bounces back from disappointments.", "(I'm envious)I have yet to see the movie, but I am eager to because I can totally see Renee Zellwiger as Bridget!", "Looking forward!", "I recommend this book if you are looking for some light and interesting reading and some laughs too!" ]
1	Here's to the Heroes by the Ten Tenors	When I received my DVD it would not play. My DVD player is new and I haven't any difficulties playing other DVD's. This one shows a message: "Unable to play". I sent several messages to MovieMars but they never respond. I am elderly and have SocialSecurity fixed income. This was to be my Christmas present and now the money is lost. I am just sick about this. I could have purchased a used one for around $[...], but I spent the $[...] so I would have a brand new one. This should not have any stars. Each time I email them, I wait and wait for an answer just to give them a chance but nobody helps me. Do not trust this company. I ordered this from Amazon.com	12	[ "When I received my DVD it would not play.", "My DVD player is new and I haven't any difficulties playing other DVD's.", "This one shows a message: \"Unable to play\".", "I sent several messages to MovieMars but they never respond.", "I am elderly and have SocialSecurity fixed income.", "This was to be my Christmas present and now the money is lost.", "I am just sick about this.", "I could have purchased a used one for around $[...], but I spent the $[...] so I would have a brand new one.", "This should not have any stars.", "Each time I email them, I wait and wait for an answer just to give them a chance but nobody helps me.", "Do not trust this company.", "I ordered this from Amazon.com" ]
1	Terrible Seller!!	This was absolutely the worst online buying experience I have ever had. The seller sent the wrong size costume. When I contacted them -- they said to send it back, it would be a 2 week turn around and then they would resend the correct size. The problem was this was for HALLOWEEN and the costume would not have arrived in time. Despite the fact that THEY made the mistake -- they refused to be helpful. They take 2-3 DAYS to respond to e-mails and never once returned a phone call (I left at least 5 messages trying to get information.)I ended up returning the item and ordering it from another company. After the 2 weeks had passed -- I e-mailed them asking when the refund would be credited. They said it would be ANOTHER week to 10 days because they were "busy."Terrible, terrible customer service. I will never purchase from Toynk again.	11	[ "This was absolutely the worst online buying experience I have ever had.", "The seller sent the wrong size costume.", "When I contacted them -- they said to send it back, it would be a 2 week turn around and then they would resend the correct size.", "The problem was this was for HALLOWEEN and the costume would not have arrived in time.", "Despite the fact that THEY made the mistake -- they refused to be helpful.", "They take 2-3 DAYS to respond to e-mails and never once returned a phone call (I left at least 5 messages trying to get information.)I ended up returning the item and ordering it from another company.", "After the 2 weeks had passed -- I e-mailed them asking when the refund would be credited.", "They said it would be ANOTHER week to 10 days because they were \"busy.\"Terrible, terrible customer service.", "I will never purchase from Toynk again." ]
2	Brilliant!	Margaret Atwood is one of my all-time favorite authors. I probably almost finished at least 2 of her books. But this one-this one I relished. Why? Because it is unparalleled in this world. It is one of the greatest books ever written that is not in Oprah's book club. I shall now use the thesaurus. It is recherche. It is worth its weight in gold. It is a giltedged, exquisite, in seipso totus teres atque rotundus! It is a work so profound that it outshines even Atwood herself, rendering her entirely obsolete. Read this, I insist.	12	[ "Margaret Atwood is one of my all-time favorite authors.", "I probably almost finished at least 2 of her books.", "But this one-this one I relished.", "Why?", "Because it is unparalleled in this world.", "It is one of the greatest books ever written that is not in Oprah's book club.", "I shall now use the thesaurus.", "It is recherche.", "It is worth its weight in gold.", "It is a giltedged, exquisite, in seipso totus teres atque rotundus!", "It is a work so profound that it outshines even Atwood herself, rendering her entirely obsolete.", "Read this, I insist." ]
1	Unrealistic View of a Sixth Grader. Judy bombed this time!!	I got this book because it seemed fairly intresting and looked like a good read, and I loved Blubber and It's Not the End of the World. Boy was I disappointed. This book was totally unrealistic. It was supposed to be a realistic view of a sixth grader. WRONG!!! I don't know any girl my age who would make such a big deal over getting a stupid bra. I did, however, like the parts about the boys and Margaret struggling with religion. If Judy Blume were to write a book strictly about this, I'd be first in line to buy it!!! Too bad it was ruined by everything else. Also, at my school, a period is just something you get and life moves on.Please, if you want a realistic view of a sixth grader, read something like It's Not the End of the World, or Blubber. This may or may not be in sixth grade, but they are much better. Judy Blume has bombed with Are You there God?!	13	[ "I got this book because it seemed fairly intresting and looked like a good read, and I loved Blubber and It's Not the End of the World.", "Boy was I disappointed.", "This book was totally unrealistic.", "It was supposed to be a realistic view of a sixth grader.", "WRONG!!!", "I don't know any girl my age who would make such a big deal over getting a stupid bra.", "I did, however, like the parts about the boys and Margaret struggling with religion.", "If Judy Blume were to write a book strictly about this, I'd be first in line to buy it!!!", "Too bad it was ruined by everything else.", "Also, at my school, a period is just something you get and life moves on.Please, if you want a realistic view of a sixth grader, read something like It's Not the End of the World, or Blubber.", "This may or may not be in sixth grade, but they are much better.", "Judy Blume has bombed with Are You there God?!" ]
1	Falls short in every way!	This movie sucked! I mean C'mon! How can you make a movie like this? It had nothing to do with the comic. The make-up was terrible! The special effects were lame! I wasn't even scared! The werewolf transformations looked so fake. You could tell it was a guy in a rubber suit the whole time! If you wanna see a good movie this summer,go see Batman Begins! Just skip this crap!	11	[ "This movie sucked!", "I mean C'mon!", "How can you make a movie like this?", "It had nothing to do with the comic.", "The make-up was terrible!", "The special effects were lame!", "I wasn't even scared!", "The werewolf transformations looked so fake.", "You could tell it was a guy in a rubber suit the whole time!", "If you wanna see a good movie this summer,go see Batman Begins!", "Just skip this crap!" ]
2	Finally, something that really works!!	I have been on the Protein Power plan for two months now. I have lost a total of 25 pounds, 14% body fat, 6 inches off of my waist, etc. I can't believe how easy this diet is. I tried every diet out there, and nothing worked. A co-worker of mine started Weight Watchers the same day that I started this plan. In the same two month period, she has lost only 5 pounds!! I am trying to get her to do Protein Power, but her philosophy is to "pick a diet and stick to it". I would rather stick to something that WORKS!! and this does!! I still have another 50 pounds to go to reach my goal weight, but I have been doing this for two months, and the weight is steadily coming off. No complaints here!	11	[ "I have been on the Protein Power plan for two months now.", "I have lost a total of 25 pounds, 14% body fat, 6 inches off of my waist, etc.", "I can't believe how easy this diet is.", "I tried every diet out there, and nothing worked.", "A co-worker of mine started Weight Watchers the same day that I started this plan.", "In the same two month period, she has lost only 5 pounds!!", "I am trying to get her to do Protein Power, but her philosophy is to \"pick a diet and stick to it\".", "I would rather stick to something that WORKS!!", "and this does!!", "I still have another 50 pounds to go to reach my goal weight, but I have been doing this for two months, and the weight is steadily coming off.", "No complaints here!" ]
2	rubbermaid product do not disappoint me.	I bought this mainly for my kitchen. It's great and I like it a lot. My problem about this is the photo. See, that there is a metal ring underneath the pedal? The one I got don't have it. Still I like it. A whole lot better than my old garbage can. It is well made, heavy plastic. It is a restaurant quality type of garbage can. Loved , loved it. MADE IN THE U.S.A	11	[ "I bought this mainly for my kitchen.", "It's great and I like it a lot.", "My problem about this is the photo.", "See, that there is a metal ring underneath the pedal?", "The one I got don't have it.", "Still I like it.", "A whole lot better than my old garbage can.", "It is well made, heavy plastic.", "It is a restaurant quality type of garbage can.", "Loved , loved it.", "MADE IN THE U.S.A" ]
2	THE BEST	I can say I own just about EVERY hair removal product out, and this is my all time FAV! I find the size and shape refreshing. It fits right in the palm of your hand to be held in a cupping manner rather than a traditional razor and most other electric removers. It is quick with amazing results. Though like any tweezing method it can be a lil bothersome at first. With regular use that lessons. After only using it twice for the underarms I find it painless and literally just as fast as shaving with a razor if not faster and no messy shaving cream/gel. To top it off, the hair grew back baby-soft. Since I have dark hair after shaving with razors the hair below the skin shows through the top layers of skin making a dark appearance, whlie this item leaves my pits looking clean!!! I love that it comes with changeable heads so you can clean up any hairs that you decided were too sensitive to be removed by the foil shaver head. I recommend this product highly.	11	[ "I can say I own just about EVERY hair removal product out, and this is my all time FAV!", "I find the size and shape refreshing.", "It fits right in the palm of your hand to be held in a cupping manner rather than a traditional razor and most other electric removers.", "It is quick with amazing results.", "Though like any tweezing method it can be a lil bothersome at first.", "With regular use that lessons.", "After only using it twice for the underarms I find it painless and literally just as fast as shaving with a razor if not faster and no messy shaving cream/gel.", "To top it off, the hair grew back baby-soft.", "Since I have dark hair after shaving with razors the hair below the skin shows through the top layers of skin making a dark appearance, whlie this item leaves my pits looking clean!!!", "I love that it comes with changeable heads so you can clean up any hairs that you decided were too sensitive to be removed by the foil shaver head.", "I recommend this product highly." ]
2	Black & Decker EC950B SPACEMAKER SLIMLINE CAN OPENER	After reading reviews, my husband and I purchased this BLACK under-the-cabinet can opener. Wow, we had had a difficult time in locating a BLACK one as white just would not match our cabinets and other kitchen items. The added digital clock feature has been a pleasant surprise; we are amazed at how often we glance at it! My husband used the review advice of mounting the can opener closer to the shelf edge! That was a blessing. He followed all instructions precisely but that advice of mounting closer to the edge was VALUABLE. We are very pleased with the overall appearance. Secondly, we agreed to a lengthy delivery as we had a functioning mounted can opener at the time. Lo and behold, delivery was very fast even to our mountainneous location. Price was right; free shipping. KUDOS!	11	[ "After reading reviews, my husband and I purchased this BLACK under-the-cabinet can opener.", "Wow, we had had a difficult time in locating a BLACK one as white just would not match our cabinets and other kitchen items.", "The added digital clock feature has been a pleasant surprise; we are amazed at how often we glance at it!", "My husband used the review advice of mounting the can opener closer to the shelf edge!", "That was a blessing.", "He followed all instructions precisely but that advice of mounting closer to the edge was VALUABLE.", "We are very pleased with the overall appearance.", "Secondly, we agreed to a lengthy delivery as we had a functioning mounted can opener at the time.", "Lo and behold, delivery was very fast even to our mountainneous location.", "Price was right; free shipping.", "KUDOS!" ]
2	Are you kidding me!	I'm not sure how I have managed to miss this release. This is an outstanding live record. Everyone is really letting it happen and they deliver a fine performance. If you're a Yellowjackets fan, you should already have this release, if you are new to modern jazz, this is a great place to start. These guys are at the very top of the modern jazz world and this record shows why. You get great jazz played on electric instruments with their own unique voice. This is not smooth jazz, this is real jazz and thank God for that. I know a lot of people that are hesitant to try anything modern for the fear that it's really just Kenny G. in disguise. This is not the case with the Yellowjackets. There is a ton of great modern jazz out there that is real jazz and this is a great place to start. Highly recommended.	11	[ "I'm not sure how I have managed to miss this release.", "This is an outstanding live record.", "Everyone is really letting it happen and they deliver a fine performance.", "If you're a Yellowjackets fan, you should already have this release, if you are new to modern jazz, this is a great place to start.", "These guys are at the very top of the modern jazz world and this record shows why.", "You get great jazz played on electric instruments with their own unique voice.", "This is not smooth jazz, this is real jazz and thank God for that.", "I know a lot of people that are hesitant to try anything modern for the fear that it's really just Kenny G.", "in disguise.", "This is not the case with the Yellowjackets.", "There is a ton of great modern jazz out there that is real jazz and this is a great place to start.", "Highly recommended." ]
1	Mediocre at best	PROS:1. Nice size handset is easy to hold, and eliminates backgroundnoise amplification of smaller handsets.2. Good size buttons make dialing easy.3. Easy to read display is a help.CONS:1. Panasonic is notorious for short battery charge, and this modelis no exception. Max of 36 hours in standby, and dischargesrapidly when you use it.2. Very short low battery warning. It can go from first warningbeep to dead in under a minute.3. Sound quality is only fair. Picks up lots of interference, butnot as bad as the 2.4 ghz that it replaced.4. Factory set ring which is set so low that the phone can't beheard unless you are near it.5. Durability is not good. Have had it for 10 months, and forover a month the charger has not worked right. Soon to head tothe landfill.If you don't use this phone much, this model may work. If you area heavy user, due to battery problems, it will be useless.	15	[ "PROS:1.", "Nice size handset is easy to hold, and eliminates backgroundnoise amplification of smaller handsets.2. Good size buttons make dialing easy.3. Easy to read display is a help.CONS:1.", "Panasonic is notorious for short battery charge, and this modelis no exception.", "Max of 36 hours in standby, and dischargesrapidly when you use it.2. Very short low battery warning.", "It can go from first warningbeep to dead in under a minute.3. Sound quality is only fair.", "Picks up lots of interference, butnot as bad as the 2.4 ghz that it replaced.4. Factory set ring which is set so low that the phone can't beheard unless you are near it.5. Durability is not good.", "Have had it for 10 months, and forover a month the charger has not worked right.", "Soon to head tothe landfill.If you don't use this phone much, this model may work.", "If you area heavy user, due to battery problems, it will be useless." ]
1	Horribly Self-Indulgent for Author	I wholeheartedly agree with the negative reviews of this book. The strange and unrealistic dialogue, the whiny and tiresome temper tantrums of the main character, the completely unsympathetic nature of ALL the characters made for a very tedious read. I read up until 20 pages or so from the end and then just skimmed to finish it. I can't believe someone actually recommended this book to me as a contemporary romance! There's no romance in this book whatsoever! There's just the self-indulgent ramblings on the part of the author about philosophy, religion and literature, some weak plot, and a lot of feeling sorry for oneself. The ramblings add zero to the plot or character development. They're boring. The book was a waste of my time. I'm donating it to the library today for some other schmuck to get suckered in.I have to admit I'm an extremely picky reader. My favorite author currently is Jonathan Franzen. Now THAT author's work is pure genius!	12	[ "I wholeheartedly agree with the negative reviews of this book.", "The strange and unrealistic dialogue, the whiny and tiresome temper tantrums of the main character, the completely unsympathetic nature of ALL the characters made for a very tedious read.", "I read up until 20 pages or so from the end and then just skimmed to finish it.", "I can't believe someone actually recommended this book to me as a contemporary romance!", "There's no romance in this book whatsoever!", "There's just the self-indulgent ramblings on the part of the author about philosophy, religion and literature, some weak plot, and a lot of feeling sorry for oneself.", "The ramblings add zero to the plot or character development.", "They're boring.", "The book was a waste of my time.", "I'm donating it to the library today for some other schmuck to get suckered in.I have to admit I'm an extremely picky reader.", "My favorite author currently is Jonathan Franzen.", "Now THAT author's work is pure genius!" ]
1	The worst movie I have ever seen	The worst movie I have ever seen. The script was incoherent. The acting was as wooden as anything from a 40's b movie. Neither the accents or the music were Polish. And the scenes were sickening. Jadzia has a job scrubbing the men's bathroom at the plant and proceeds to have sex on the floor of the bathroom. Rolling around on it with her lover right in front of the urinals. Absolutely sickening. The parents marriage is broken. The daughter is a promiscuous drop out. The babies scream while the neglectful parents ignore them.And the movie jacket said "hilariously funny". We couldn't finish it.	12	[ "The worst movie I have ever seen.", "The script was incoherent.", "The acting was as wooden as anything from a 40's b movie.", "Neither the accents or the music were Polish.", "And the scenes were sickening.", "Jadzia has a job scrubbing the men's bathroom at the plant and proceeds to have sex on the floor of the bathroom.", "Rolling around on it with her lover right in front of the urinals.", "Absolutely sickening.", "The parents marriage is broken.", "The daughter is a promiscuous drop out.", "The babies scream while the neglectful parents ignore them.And the movie jacket said \"hilariously funny\".", "We couldn't finish it." ]
1	early reality vs. illusion	The Cosmic Puppets starts with a promising idea, that of a man returning to his town of birth to find that in this world he died in infancy. All right. The novel (if it indeed qualifies length-wise) is a mystery/thriller in the first half. The 'Wanderers' turn out to be the real people, and this is a good interpretation of the common plot device, ie. ghosts. When the protag. and his friend (I forget their names) try to turn things back to normal, Cosmic Puppets seems a little like a precursor to Ubik, what with the layers of reality visible in a physical sense. At this stage, Cosmic Puppets is quite tolerable.But then the ending! It's awful. Terrible. Enought to stop you from reading. It all falls apart. Cosmic Puppets is an early PKD novel, and it shows. But it also shows in simple form the themes that PKD would pursue later.Only a PKD fan would find anything of interest, however.	14	[ "The Cosmic Puppets starts with a promising idea, that of a man returning to his town of birth to find that in this world he died in infancy.", "All right.", "The novel (if it indeed qualifies length-wise) is a mystery/thriller in the first half.", "The 'Wanderers' turn out to be the real people, and this is a good interpretation of the common plot device, ie.", "ghosts.", "When the protag.", "and his friend (I forget their names) try to turn things back to normal, Cosmic Puppets seems a little like a precursor to Ubik, what with the layers of reality visible in a physical sense.", "At this stage, Cosmic Puppets is quite tolerable.But then the ending!", "It's awful.", "Terrible.", "Enought to stop you from reading.", "It all falls apart.", "Cosmic Puppets is an early PKD novel, and it shows.", "But it also shows in simple form the themes that PKD would pursue later.Only a PKD fan would find anything of interest, however." ]
1	Paperback Pulp	What a farce! The vocabulary would barely challenge a sixth grader. The plot is painfully predictable. Weary idioms are everywhere-p.145..."I'll talk to Magee again and see just what's up his sleeve". The intimate scenes are ridiculous-p.187..."His mouth was savaging hers". Savaging?! Roberts certainly doesn't lack for words. Try p.315..."A storm hovered over the village, marching down from the northeast to camp on the border as an army digs in for a siege". What?! And then there are gross lines like-p342..."the baby shot out, a slick bullet, into his hands, and already wailing". But the worst is the profanity. When is someone going to 'blow the whistle' on all the profanity? It's totally unnecessary, not politically correct and, in this case, an insult to the Irish....	13	[ "What a farce!", "The vocabulary would barely challenge a sixth grader.", "The plot is painfully predictable.", "Weary idioms are everywhere-p.145...\"I'll talk to Magee again and see just what's up his sleeve\".", "The intimate scenes are ridiculous-p.187...\"His mouth was savaging hers\".", "Savaging?!", "Roberts certainly doesn't lack for words.", "Try p.315...\"A storm hovered over the village, marching down from the northeast to camp on the border as an army digs in for a siege\".", "What?!", "And then there are gross lines like-p342...\"the baby shot out, a slick bullet, into his hands, and already wailing\".", "But the worst is the profanity.", "When is someone going to 'blow the whistle' on all the profanity?", "It's totally unnecessary, not politically correct and, in this case, an insult to the Irish...." ]
1	Inane Customer Support	For the money there are many better printers than this one. Epsons are by far superior, but never mind quality. Let's talk about support. If you're a Mac user or ever intend to even consider it, don't bother with Lexmark. After buying a new iMac, I've been back and forth with Lexmark support in an endless exchange of my inquiries and their form letters. They would never admit that the printer wasn't going to work with my new iMac. They just sent me on fruitless quest after quest: Downloading drivers from different browsers, stopping installation mid stream, crazy stuff. All for nothing. What a bunch of fools. Never again Lexmark. Fool me twice, shame on me.	11	[ "For the money there are many better printers than this one.", "Epsons are by far superior, but never mind quality.", "Let's talk about support.", "If you're a Mac user or ever intend to even consider it, don't bother with Lexmark.", "After buying a new iMac, I've been back and forth with Lexmark support in an endless exchange of my inquiries and their form letters.", "They would never admit that the printer wasn't going to work with my new iMac.", "They just sent me on fruitless quest after quest: Downloading drivers from different browsers, stopping installation mid stream, crazy stuff.", "All for nothing.", "What a bunch of fools.", "Never again Lexmark.", "Fool me twice, shame on me." ]
1	ARE YOU PEOPLE NUTS?	what kind of movie on the life of Christ ends with Jesus dead on the cross? where's the resurrection? isnt that the point? if Christ didnt rise from death then were all dead in our sins. are any of the people who reviewed this movie Christians? i read the 1 star reviews and no one even mentioned this! they were mostly complaining about the quality of the sound track! this movie is garbage. Mary Magdalen said it right when she sang "he's just a man, he's just a man". my Jesus is'nt just a man. he's God in the flesh. he was crucified for our sins and on the third day rose from the dead. victorious over death. without the resurrection Jesus is just a man and can't save himself let alone anyone else! how so called Christian people can so easily be fooled is mind boggling! its like the bible says "many are called, few are chosen".	16	[ "what kind of movie on the life of Christ ends with Jesus dead on the cross?", "where's the resurrection?", "isnt that the point?", "if Christ didnt rise from death then were all dead in our sins.", "are any of the people who reviewed this movie Christians?", "i read the 1 star reviews and no one even mentioned this!", "they were mostly complaining about the quality of the sound track!", "this movie is garbage.", "Mary Magdalen said it right when she sang \"he's just a man, he's just a man\".", "my Jesus is'nt just a man.", "he's God in the flesh.", "he was crucified for our sins and on the third day rose from the dead.", "victorious over death.", "without the resurrection Jesus is just a man and can't save himself let alone anyone else!", "how so called Christian people can so easily be fooled is mind boggling!", "its like the bible says \"many are called, few are chosen\"." ]
1	The adventures of super diaper baby	My 8 year old son brought this book home from school. The book was read by my wife and I and then quickly confiscated. The book is completely inappropiate for children and serves no educational purpose. The book is fraught with misspelled words and bad grammer. The bathroom humor is not acceptable for young children and would be deemed clever by only the lowest class adult mind. I am aware of the author's and some educators' claim that such books are necessary to get some children to read. What rot!!!!The worth of reading is measured not by the number of books read but the quality of the literature. This book, and I can only assume all books in this series, is nothing but garbage. To use the language of Deputy DoDo " this book is pure unadulterated .... What a shame that such [junk] can be passed off as significant. I would have given it zero stars if allowed.	11	[ "My 8 year old son brought this book home from school.", "The book was read by my wife and I and then quickly confiscated.", "The book is completely inappropiate for children and serves no educational purpose.", "The book is fraught with misspelled words and bad grammer.", "The bathroom humor is not acceptable for young children and would be deemed clever by only the lowest class adult mind.", "I am aware of the author's and some educators' claim that such books are necessary to get some children to read.", "What rot!!!", "!", "The worth of reading is measured not by the number of books read but the quality of the literature.", "This book, and I can only assume all books in this series, is nothing but garbage.", "To use the language of Deputy DoDo \" this book is pure unadulterated .... What a shame that such [junk] can be passed off as significant.", "I would have given it zero stars if allowed." ]