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2	Loved it then, still do now.	Okay, I admit that I had never heard of Talking Heads before the single "Once in a Lifetime", but I loved this album. Quirky? Yes. Poppy? Yes. Humour a bit jouvenile? Definitely, but then so was I when I first it.This is not so much a review as a comment. I wonder whether there is a darker meaning to "And She Was", which most people have missed, and which juxtaposes with the cutesy melody. "And she was" - i.e. was, in the past tense. And now isn't. "No time to think about what she's done," "Rising up above the earth." "Joining the world of missing persons", etc. I've seen it interpreted as a love song, or as nonsense verse, but is it about a suicide?	14	[ "Okay, I admit that I had never heard of Talking Heads before the single \"Once in a Lifetime\", but I loved this album.", "Quirky?", "Yes.", "Poppy?", "Yes.", "Humour a bit jouvenile?", "Definitely, but then so was I when I first it.This is not so much a review as a comment.", "I wonder whether there is a darker meaning to \"And She Was\", which most people have missed, and which juxtaposes with the cutesy melody.", "\"And she was\" - i.e. was, in the past tense.", "And now isn't.", "\"No time to think about what she's done,\" \"Rising up above the earth.\" \"Joining the world of missing persons\", etc.", "I've seen it interpreted as a love song, or as nonsense verse, but is it about a suicide?" ]
1	Hope you don't need warranty repair	The best sounding receiver I've ever owned - that is until it began changing the settings I programmed in by itself. The repair depot (third party) doesn't have a clue. They've had it for a month. According to them there is no problem. I reset and reprogrammed the receiver several times but it always changed the settings. Beware the Yamaha Warranty! If you don't have to use it you're fortunate. This morning I told them to return the unit. I'll replace it with something else with a solid warranty; perhaps an exchange agreement. If these made in China, hot running receivers crap out it's unlikely that they can be repaired. Replacement is the ONLY option. A receiver lasts me about two years on the average.	12	[ "The best sounding receiver I've ever owned - that is until it began changing the settings I programmed in by itself.", "The repair depot (third party) doesn't have a clue.", "They've had it for a month.", "According to them there is no problem.", "I reset and reprogrammed the receiver several times but it always changed the settings.", "Beware the Yamaha Warranty!", "If you don't have to use it you're fortunate.", "This morning I told them to return the unit.", "I'll replace it with something else with a solid warranty; perhaps an exchange agreement.", "If these made in China, hot running receivers crap out it's unlikely that they can be repaired.", "Replacement is the ONLY option.", "A receiver lasts me about two years on the average." ]
2	Great!	Get this: im not into emo music that much, well not really at all but i liked this CD so much! I even like it better than the previous one, which is saying alot. Im not so much into say, Taking Back SUnday, but i LOVE these guys. THey just seem more genuine. I saw TBS in concert, though and they were okay. But i also saw Dashboard Confessional the previous year and you could not compare the two acts. I wouldnt say TBS is bad though, because the main singer seems like a really cool guy and i'd give them props for that. not so much into their music though. oh well. just an opinion.anyway, this albulm is the best! (this is coming from a person who likes ska and alt rock, so, its gotta be good for me to even listen to it!)you should definitely add this CD to you collection, regardless of what collection it is!--musiclover__	12	[ "Get this: im not into emo music that much, well not really at all but i liked this CD so much!", "I even like it better than the previous one, which is saying alot.", "Im not so much into say, Taking Back SUnday, but i LOVE these guys.", "THey just seem more genuine.", "I saw TBS in concert, though and they were okay.", "But i also saw Dashboard Confessional the previous year and you could not compare the two acts.", "I wouldnt say TBS is bad though, because the main singer seems like a really cool guy and i'd give them props for that.", "not so much into their music though.", "oh well.", "just an opinion.anyway, this albulm is the best!", "(this is coming from a person who likes ska and alt rock, so, its gotta be good for me to even listen to it!", ")you should definitely add this CD to you collection, regardless of what collection it is!", "--musiclover__" ]
1	A Major Let Down	While of course extremely amusing and full of hilarious situations, Rennison's fourth installment in the Georgia Nicolson series is old, overdone, and just plain boring. Sure, some points are funny, but the whole scenarios are exactly the same as they were in the other three books. Georgia obsesses over Robbie. Georgia antagonizes over her lingering feelings for Dave the Laugh. Yawn, yawn, yawn. Jas seems like a total Girl Scout (no offense to Girl Scouts or anything), and the rest of Georgia's friends are just lame. Like, please. Who actually does a disco dance and finds it FUNNY?!?!I have been looking forward to this one forever, but it's lost the charm. Ah, well, perhaps I've outgrown Georgia Nicolson and Mia Thermopolis...so sad. Not.Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to reread Bridget Jones's Diary and find some REAL humor.	11	[ "While of course extremely amusing and full of hilarious situations, Rennison's fourth installment in the Georgia Nicolson series is old, overdone, and just plain boring.", "Sure, some points are funny, but the whole scenarios are exactly the same as they were in the other three books.", "Georgia obsesses over Robbie.", "Georgia antagonizes over her lingering feelings for Dave the Laugh.", "Yawn, yawn, yawn.", "Jas seems like a total Girl Scout (no offense to Girl Scouts or anything), and the rest of Georgia's friends are just lame.", "Like, please.", "Who actually does a disco dance and finds it FUNNY?!?", "!", "I have been looking forward to this one forever, but it's lost the charm.", "Ah, well, perhaps I've outgrown Georgia Nicolson and Mia Thermopolis...so sad.", "Not.Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to reread Bridget Jones's Diary and find some REAL humor." ]
2	Best Book of the Decade!!	The name says it all!!! This is THE Definitive Guide to Collecting Black Dolls. With gorgeous, color photos from cover to cover, it surpasses all expectations! I've never seen a book so lovely AND informative. It contains detailed information and wonderful photos of all types of Black dolls. I read the entire book the same day I received it. I could not put it down. It is obviously a true labor of love. There is NO other book that comes remotely close. I give it two thumbs up and rate it a 20 on a scale of 1 to 5!!!This is a MUST HAVE for every library. This long overdue and much anticipated book is not just for the collector, it is for everybody. If you buy only one book this decade, make it The Definitive Guide to Collecting Black Dolls. You will LOVE it!! Already, I am looking forward to Volumes 2, 3, 4, etc. Thank you, Debbie Garrett, for writing THE foremost resource about Black dolls!! Your book is awesome!!!!!	18	[ "The name says it all!!!", "This is THE Definitive Guide to Collecting Black Dolls.", "With gorgeous, color photos from cover to cover, it surpasses all expectations!", "I've never seen a book so lovely AND informative.", "It contains detailed information and wonderful photos of all types of Black dolls.", "I read the entire book the same day I received it.", "I could not put it down.", "It is obviously a true labor of love.", "There is NO other book that comes remotely close.", "I give it two thumbs up and rate it a 20 on a scale of 1 to 5!!!", "This is a MUST HAVE for every library.", "This long overdue and much anticipated book is not just for the collector, it is for everybody.", "If you buy only one book this decade, make it The Definitive Guide to Collecting Black Dolls.", "You will LOVE it!!", "Already, I am looking forward to Volumes 2, 3, 4, etc.", "Thank you, Debbie Garrett, for writing THE foremost resource about Black dolls!!", "Your book is awesome!!!", "!!" ]
1	Not worth it	This item was advertised wrong at 68" or 72" long. What I received was 58" long. Too short for any adult that I know of. It also only weighs 3# It is very thin. Definitely not worth the price. I will not purchase from this company again. I gave them a negative review because they didn't offer to pay return shipping for their mistake. They then sent me an e-mail saying that if I removed the negative review that they would send me a shipping label. That is not how the review system is suppose to work. Companies should not bribe you to give them a good review. I will pay the return postage and stick to my guns with the negative review.	11	[ "This item was advertised wrong at 68\" or 72\" long.", "What I received was 58\" long.", "Too short for any adult that I know of.", "It also only weighs 3# It is very thin.", "Definitely not worth the price.", "I will not purchase from this company again.", "I gave them a negative review because they didn't offer to pay return shipping for their mistake.", "They then sent me an e-mail saying that if I removed the negative review that they would send me a shipping label.", "That is not how the review system is suppose to work.", "Companies should not bribe you to give them a good review.", "I will pay the return postage and stick to my guns with the negative review." ]
1	A sure sign of trouble for Garth!	First he gives us the Chris Gaines garbage. Now he presents a CD of Christmas Classics that resembles an offering of a middle of the road act like Englebert Humperdinck. Nothing is wrong with Englbebert - but there is plenty wrong with this cd! First the cd cover looks like Garth wants to be on the cover of a romance novel. Second the music is unbalanced and full of Garth's ego. Where is the sentimental feeling that Christmas music is supposed to have. Garth should leave Christmas music to Elvis, Sinatra, Crosby, etc. This is really nothing more than an attempt to milk his fans out of more money. But like the rest of his catalog, it will sell briskly when first released and then will slow to a halt.Christmas albums are gimmicy by nature. This is just another gimmic by the King of Gimmic. His success and career is based soley on garbage scemes like this. Don't buy this album everybody. The feeling you want in Christmas music is not there!	13	[ "First he gives us the Chris Gaines garbage.", "Now he presents a CD of Christmas Classics that resembles an offering of a middle of the road act like Englebert Humperdinck.", "Nothing is wrong with Englbebert - but there is plenty wrong with this cd!", "First the cd cover looks like Garth wants to be on the cover of a romance novel.", "Second the music is unbalanced and full of Garth's ego.", "Where is the sentimental feeling that Christmas music is supposed to have.", "Garth should leave Christmas music to Elvis, Sinatra, Crosby, etc.", "This is really nothing more than an attempt to milk his fans out of more money.", "But like the rest of his catalog, it will sell briskly when first released and then will slow to a halt.Christmas albums are gimmicy by nature.", "This is just another gimmic by the King of Gimmic.", "His success and career is based soley on garbage scemes like this.", "Don't buy this album everybody.", "The feeling you want in Christmas music is not there!" ]
1	I didn't like it	I was hoping for an education in principles, and this authors' style didn't appeal to me. Maybe it's just me.... I read self help books for fun. I quit the book after about 25% or so. Just seemed like, "look at how neat I am! I have done all these awesome things with my kids! I should write a book!" I was disappointed and wish I didn't buy it. I hoped to be enlightened with eye opening bits of wisdom to change my thinking just a bit, in order to raise more responsible children. I did not want a play by play description of this woman's charts and gimmicks. Been there, done that. Boring and wasted time.	12	[ "I was hoping for an education in principles, and this authors' style didn't appeal to me.", "Maybe it's just me.... I read self help books for fun.", "I quit the book after about 25% or so.", "Just seemed like, \"look at how neat I am!", "I have done all these awesome things with my kids!", "I should write a book!", "\" I was disappointed and wish I didn't buy it.", "I hoped to be enlightened with eye opening bits of wisdom to change my thinking just a bit, in order to raise more responsible children.", "I did not want a play by play description of this woman's charts and gimmicks.", "Been there, done that.", "Boring and wasted time." ]
1	Mine worked for maybe 3 days before	the same thing happened that happened to other reviewers. The interior connector to the fan came unglued and I had to unscrew it and tape it back. That worked for another few days--unfortunately tape was the only resource I had in that moment--and I intended to find electrical tape for the fix, but took so long to get around to it that I somehow misplaced the USB cord anyway. I have actually continued to use this without a motor for a year. It doesn't keep the laptop cool, but it keeps my legs significantly cooler. I spent about $35 on it over a year ago at Circuit City. It was an impulse buy. (Wish I had checked on Amazon.com like I normally do for electronics.) The good thing about this cooling pad is that it worked well when it worked. It kept the computer cool--didn't get hot at all. Unfortunately, it is poorly designed and breaks after very little use.	11	[ "the same thing happened that happened to other reviewers.", "The interior connector to the fan came unglued and I had to unscrew it and tape it back.", "That worked for another few days--unfortunately tape was the only resource I had in that moment--and I intended to find electrical tape for the fix, but took so long to get around to it that I somehow misplaced the USB cord anyway.", "I have actually continued to use this without a motor for a year.", "It doesn't keep the laptop cool, but it keeps my legs significantly cooler.", "I spent about $35 on it over a year ago at Circuit City.", "It was an impulse buy.", "(Wish I had checked on Amazon.com like I normally do for electronics.) The good thing about this cooling pad is that it worked well when it worked.", "It kept the computer cool--didn't get hot at all.", "Unfortunately, it is poorly designed and breaks after very little use." ]
2	Improved Smart Mug	This is my second Smart Mug. It does a remarkable job keeping my coffee at the proper temperature. I use it every day at work. Sometimes, I'll be out of my truck for over an hour, and my coffee is exactly the same as when I left. Never scorched, etc.One of the biggest shortcomings of this mug is that it is topheavy. If your cupholder is larger than the bottom of the mug, it will want to tip over. This newer version is much lighter than my earlier one, so it doesn't tip as much. It is still worth mentioning, though.On the previous model, the lid was fairly loose fitting. They have made it a lot tighter.I love being able to set the temp to my liking. The thermostat holds very steady. The calibration is off a little bit... My first mug I kept set to about 130 degrees, and the new one to get the same temp of coffee, I have to keep it at 123 degrees.I would recommend this mug to anyone who gets pulled away during the day and always comes back to cold or scorched/overheated coffee.	11	[ "This is my second Smart Mug.", "It does a remarkable job keeping my coffee at the proper temperature.", "I use it every day at work.", "Sometimes, I'll be out of my truck for over an hour, and my coffee is exactly the same as when I left.", "Never scorched, etc.One of the biggest shortcomings of this mug is that it is topheavy.", "If your cupholder is larger than the bottom of the mug, it will want to tip over.", "This newer version is much lighter than my earlier one, so it doesn't tip as much.", "It is still worth mentioning, though.On the previous model, the lid was fairly loose fitting.", "They have made it a lot tighter.I love being able to set the temp to my liking.", "The thermostat holds very steady.", "The calibration is off a little bit... My first mug I kept set to about 130 degrees, and the new one to get the same temp of coffee, I have to keep it at 123 degrees.I would recommend this mug to anyone who gets pulled away during the day and always comes back to cold or scorched/overheated coffee." ]
2	Hatchet	I did my book report on Hatchet. This book is realistic fiction. The author of Hatchet is Gary Paulsen.Hatchet is about a thirteen-year-old boy named Brian that is on a plane flight and his plane goes down because of the pilot's heart attack. The plane goes down into a lake in the middle of Canada. He struggles to survive in the wilderness facing difficult changes. Brian's plane ends up getting destroyed and totaled. He fights for his life and needs help in some ways. The setting of the book is in a Canadian forest. Brian's parents are divorced so he has some problems with that. He will have to have a lot of courage to survive and get food. He follows animals, kills animals, and gets help with animals. Brian is a good survival buddy because he puts his problems on the side of him. I liked this book a lot and it is one of the most interesting books I've ever read. I think you should read it.	14	[ "I did my book report on Hatchet.", "This book is realistic fiction.", "The author of Hatchet is Gary Paulsen.Hatchet is about a thirteen-year-old boy named Brian that is on a plane flight and his plane goes down because of the pilot's heart attack.", "The plane goes down into a lake in the middle of Canada.", "He struggles to survive in the wilderness facing difficult changes.", "Brian's plane ends up getting destroyed and totaled.", "He fights for his life and needs help in some ways.", "The setting of the book is in a Canadian forest.", "Brian's parents are divorced so he has some problems with that.", "He will have to have a lot of courage to survive and get food.", "He follows animals, kills animals, and gets help with animals.", "Brian is a good survival buddy because he puts his problems on the side of him.", "I liked this book a lot and it is one of the most interesting books I've ever read.", "I think you should read it." ]
1	Is One Star the Lowest I Can Give This?	Long. Slow. Preachy. Slow. Pretentious. Slow. Boring. Slow. Badly Acted. Slow. Badly Written. Slow. Badly Directed. Slow. Badly Edited. Slow. Trite. Slow. Did I mention "Slow"?	19	[ "Long.", "Slow.", "Preachy.", "Slow.", "Pretentious.", "Slow.", "Boring.", "Slow.", "Badly Acted.", "Slow.", "Badly Written.", "Slow.", "Badly Directed.", "Slow.", "Badly Edited.", "Slow.", "Trite.", "Slow.", "Did I mention \"Slow\"?" ]
2	Not bad but.....	May be a bit spoilerish so you are warned....I was excited to read The Master of Seacliff and I did read it in a day but I found Duncan not attractive at all. I mean, Andrew described him as a hairy pirate. Ewww, no Thank you! All that hair was a complete turn off for me. I wanted to go through the book & cross out all the hair refrences. And at times, I don't think Andrew found him even likable. I was expecting from the cover, that the picture was of Duncan, I mean he is the master of Seacliff afterall but it turns out, it's apparently Andrew. Now on the other hand, the character Steven Charles, yum! Too bad he wasn't the leading man.The story itself was interesting. I did enjoy the plot. If you're looking for lots of sex, this isn't the book for you. There was sex but not until basically the end and even that lasted less than two pages.	12	[ "May be a bit spoilerish so you are warned....I was excited to read The Master of Seacliff and I did read it in a day but I found Duncan not attractive at all.", "I mean, Andrew described him as a hairy pirate.", "Ewww, no Thank you!", "All that hair was a complete turn off for me.", "I wanted to go through the book & cross out all the hair refrences.", "And at times, I don't think Andrew found him even likable.", "I was expecting from the cover, that the picture was of Duncan, I mean he is the master of Seacliff afterall but it turns out, it's apparently Andrew.", "Now on the other hand, the character Steven Charles, yum!", "Too bad he wasn't the leading man.The story itself was interesting.", "I did enjoy the plot.", "If you're looking for lots of sex, this isn't the book for you.", "There was sex but not until basically the end and even that lasted less than two pages." ]
1	Can hold 1 card & does not cover front of phone	I got this product for very cheap. I do not think it was worth the little I paid for the following reasons:1. It can really only hold 1 credit card (max). I wanted it to hold at least 2 (my ID and credit card) - it cannot.2. The card that it holds is difficult to get in and out without taking the entire case off. This means very limited functionality. There is nothing like looking ridiculous in front of your friends and coworkers as you peel off your phone cover every time you need to get your card out.3. The case covers the back of the phone well, but leaves the front very vulnerable to damage. Since the front is more likely to get damaged, this makes it's protective functionality very limited.This is a really cool idea, but it is poorly executed. If you can get this item for cheap, are aware of these 3 major problems, and you still really want it anyways - go for it. Otherwise, save your money and get a better phone cover.	11	[ "I got this product for very cheap.", "I do not think it was worth the little I paid for the following reasons:1.", "It can really only hold 1 credit card (max).", "I wanted it to hold at least 2 (my ID and credit card) - it cannot.2. The card that it holds is difficult to get in and out without taking the entire case off.", "This means very limited functionality.", "There is nothing like looking ridiculous in front of your friends and coworkers as you peel off your phone cover every time you need to get your card out.3. The case covers the back of the phone well, but leaves the front very vulnerable to damage.", "Since the front is more likely to get damaged, this makes it's protective functionality very limited.This is a really cool idea, but it is poorly executed.", "If you can get this item for cheap, are aware of these 3 major problems, and you still really want it anyways - go for it.", "Otherwise, save your money and get a better phone cover." ]
2	READ IT!	Hi all, I just completed Julie Kenner's "The Cat's Fancy". It is a contemperary. Maggie "the cat" is in love with her owner Nickolas. So what is a kitty to do? Well, in Maggies case, talk to the old Tom. Mistic one eyed cat that he is, Maggie gets to be human for one week. But she has to get Nick to say the three magic words. This won't be difficult, or will it? I found this to be a laugh out loud story. Maggie is just so much cat. Nick is a lawyer, hmmm, aren't they the stodgy type?I deffinately reccomend this book.Brenna	11	[ "Hi all, I just completed Julie Kenner's \"The Cat's Fancy\".", "It is a contemperary.", "Maggie \"the cat\" is in love with her owner Nickolas.", "So what is a kitty to do?", "Well, in Maggies case, talk to the old Tom.", "Mistic one eyed cat that he is, Maggie gets to be human for one week.", "But she has to get Nick to say the three magic words.", "This won't be difficult, or will it?", "I found this to be a laugh out loud story.", "Maggie is just so much cat.", "Nick is a lawyer, hmmm, aren't they the stodgy type?", "I deffinately reccomend this book.Brenna" ]
2	Hackers - the marmite of computer films	That's right. Marmite. You'll either love Hackers or hate Hackers. I don't think I've ever seen a middle ground. The film is great though. You've got the two clearly defined sides. The good guys: Hyper-intelligent Lord Nikon, Elite Hacker Crash Override (Zero Cool), sex interest Acid Burn, utter nutter Cereal Killer, underated coffee-and-fags addicted Joey and the Phantom Phreak. The plot is not exactly stunning. The characters are a little 2-D. But there is something in the film that's almost <cheesy sound effects> magic. I found myself laughing at the jokes and wishing that I too could be inducted into this underground world of hacking and fun. It won't exactly rub shoulders with The Third Man or The Seventh Seal, but it's still worth adding to your DVD collection.	12	[ "That's right.", "Marmite.", "You'll either love Hackers or hate Hackers.", "I don't think I've ever seen a middle ground.", "The film is great though.", "You've got the two clearly defined sides.", "The good guys: Hyper-intelligent Lord Nikon, Elite Hacker Crash Override (Zero Cool), sex interest Acid Burn, utter nutter Cereal Killer, underated coffee-and-fags addicted Joey and the Phantom Phreak.", "The plot is not exactly stunning.", "The characters are a little 2-D.", "But there is something in the film that's almost <cheesy sound effects> magic.", "I found myself laughing at the jokes and wishing that I too could be inducted into this underground world of hacking and fun.", "It won't exactly rub shoulders with The Third Man or The Seventh Seal, but it's still worth adding to your DVD collection." ]
1	No-no	After using my Norelco Quadra for about 8 years and having absolutely no issues to with it I thought to myself, why don't I try a new razor. Since Quadra never gave me the close shave, I thought I experiment and see how technology has evolved over the years. I purchased the best: The Arcitec. What a disaster it was. It gave me terrible irritation, cut the hair very slowly and refused to pick up some. My face would not adjust to it. I struggled with it for a month and returned it to Norelco who hopefully will refund my money. Since I no longer had my old Quadra Action, I decided to give Norelco another try and purchased the 8151XL. I only shaved with it once, however, it was the best shave in my life. It picked up all uneasy hairs without struggle and I never expected the closeness it gave me. I love it and actually look forward to my next shave. I strongly recommend purchasing any shaver from XL line up.	12	[ "After using my Norelco Quadra for about 8 years and having absolutely no issues to with it I thought to myself, why don't I try a new razor.", "Since Quadra never gave me the close shave, I thought I experiment and see how technology has evolved over the years.", "I purchased the best: The Arcitec.", "What a disaster it was.", "It gave me terrible irritation, cut the hair very slowly and refused to pick up some.", "My face would not adjust to it.", "I struggled with it for a month and returned it to Norelco who hopefully will refund my money.", "Since I no longer had my old Quadra Action, I decided to give Norelco another try and purchased the 8151XL.", "I only shaved with it once, however, it was the best shave in my life.", "It picked up all uneasy hairs without struggle and I never expected the closeness it gave me.", "I love it and actually look forward to my next shave.", "I strongly recommend purchasing any shaver from XL line up." ]
1	Gagging Smell	A friend of mine recommended Shalimar perfume to me. She said it was so beautiful I had to try. So during my next trip to a perfume store, I asked for Shalimar. Sprayed it on paper, and then on my wrist. Both the paper and my wrist smelled so terrible to me, that I felt as if I was going to vomit. Couldn't wait to get home and wash it off my wrist. Very old-smelling, nasty, and pungent perfume. Like some kind of old rotten wood/pines. This is not to offend anyone. I understand that every perfume smells different on different people. I also understand that what one person likes, another may not like at all. We all have our own tastes in perfumes. Well, this is the case for me with this particular perfume. To me, it smells so ancient that it reminds me of old rotten/moldy woods! Yuck!	15	[ "A friend of mine recommended Shalimar perfume to me.", "She said it was so beautiful I had to try.", "So during my next trip to a perfume store, I asked for Shalimar.", "Sprayed it on paper, and then on my wrist.", "Both the paper and my wrist smelled so terrible to me, that I felt as if I was going to vomit.", "Couldn't wait to get home and wash it off my wrist.", "Very old-smelling, nasty, and pungent perfume.", "Like some kind of old rotten wood/pines.", "This is not to offend anyone.", "I understand that every perfume smells different on different people.", "I also understand that what one person likes, another may not like at all.", "We all have our own tastes in perfumes.", "Well, this is the case for me with this particular perfume.", "To me, it smells so ancient that it reminds me of old rotten/moldy woods!", "Yuck!" ]
1	Ridiculous+Nonsense+Confusion= the RNC	This is the worst book out there! I always knew you ultra-conservatives were off your rockers but this just seems to confirm it!!! Until Sean Hannity can compete with the likes of Al Franken; Molly Ivins; and Paul Krugman, he shouldn't be writing such filth as this. Those on the right make a profession out of "running" with the first story they hear. There is NEVER a sense of logic or a sense of doing the necessary RESEARCH to confirm or deny what was put forth. Sean does a good job in disseminating his personal points of view, but there are no facts to back any of it up. This should heve been an editorial not a non-fiction book! Wake-up all you people on the right!! Take some advice. Until you can be credible on the paper and on the airwaves, knowledgable liberals and independents will not take you seriously at all! If Sean can start doing the necessary research to back up his facts, I just may buy his next book. But then again, why even bother???????	13	[ "This is the worst book out there!", "I always knew you ultra-conservatives were off your rockers but this just seems to confirm it!!!", "Until Sean Hannity can compete with the likes of Al Franken; Molly Ivins; and Paul Krugman, he shouldn't be writing such filth as this.", "Those on the right make a profession out of \"running\" with the first story they hear.", "There is NEVER a sense of logic or a sense of doing the necessary RESEARCH to confirm or deny what was put forth.", "Sean does a good job in disseminating his personal points of view, but there are no facts to back any of it up.", "This should heve been an editorial not a non-fiction book!", "Wake-up all you people on the right!!", "Take some advice.", "Until you can be credible on the paper and on the airwaves, knowledgable liberals and independents will not take you seriously at all!", "If Sean can start doing the necessary research to back up his facts, I just may buy his next book.", "But then again, why even bother???", "???", "?" ]
1	Johnny Tremain	It is 1770, Boston, Massachusetts. Johnny is an apprenticed silversmith. He lives with the Laphams. Johnny is the best in the house until he burns his hand. Since his hand is burned and useless, he is unable to continue his career as a silversmith. No one will hire him. Who would, his hand is burned. He looks day and night but he just can't find a job. He finally gets a job as a rider for the Boston Observer. He has never been on a horse before but his good friend Rab agrees to teach him. Johnny and Rab become closer friends as the book goes on. There are many wars in Johnny Tremain. Doctor Warren is able to fix Johnny's hand with a simple surgery.Review by Jamie	13	[ "It is 1770, Boston, Massachusetts.", "Johnny is an apprenticed silversmith.", "He lives with the Laphams.", "Johnny is the best in the house until he burns his hand.", "Since his hand is burned and useless, he is unable to continue his career as a silversmith.", "No one will hire him.", "Who would, his hand is burned.", "He looks day and night but he just can't find a job.", "He finally gets a job as a rider for the Boston Observer.", "He has never been on a horse before but his good friend Rab agrees to teach him.", "Johnny and Rab become closer friends as the book goes on.", "There are many wars in Johnny Tremain.", "Doctor Warren is able to fix Johnny's hand with a simple surgery.Review by Jamie" ]
1	Horrible Quality - 2 of 3 stems died within 2 weeks	I was so excited to have this plant. It arrived very poorly packaged and the dirt had gone everywhere. I repotted and watered according to recommendations. Two of three sprouts died within 2-4 weeks after I owned it. One hadn't fully bloomed yet and it just died. The other just got all brown and died. I think they were poor when they arrived and just didn't survive after repotting as a result. Sad. They were all really thin and wobbly, nothing like the picture - where they have thick stalks and look big. Just scrawny. I saw some at Ikea and plan to get some there if they are still there.	11	[ "I was so excited to have this plant.", "It arrived very poorly packaged and the dirt had gone everywhere.", "I repotted and watered according to recommendations.", "Two of three sprouts died within 2-4 weeks after I owned it.", "One hadn't fully bloomed yet and it just died.", "The other just got all brown and died.", "I think they were poor when they arrived and just didn't survive after repotting as a result.", "Sad.", "They were all really thin and wobbly, nothing like the picture - where they have thick stalks and look big.", "Just scrawny.", "I saw some at Ikea and plan to get some there if they are still there." ]
2	Great book, even for adults!	The Thoenes stay remarkably true to Doyle's style of writing and give us a closer look at some of the great detective's assistants. Perhaps I can best describe it by giving you this bit: "From where he swam, the boy could not see the men on the deck, but he could hear their conversation. 'Very nice of you to save the boy, Holmes,' Van Rorin said, ' but who'll save you?' 'Jump!' Peachy sobbed, worried for the life of his friend. 'No, Carnehan,' Holmes called from the deck, 'I would surely drown.' 'Quiet!' Van Rorin shouted......'Now it's time to dispose of you, Holmes.'Peachy heard a shot and sunk his head below the surface. I can't believe it, he thought. Holmes is dead."	11	[ "The Thoenes stay remarkably true to Doyle's style of writing and give us a closer look at some of the great detective's assistants.", "Perhaps I can best describe it by giving you this bit: \"From where he swam, the boy could not see the men on the deck, but he could hear their conversation.", "'Very nice of you to save the boy, Holmes,' Van Rorin said, ' but who'll save you?", "' 'Jump!", "' Peachy sobbed, worried for the life of his friend.", "'No, Carnehan,' Holmes called from the deck, 'I would surely drown.' 'Quiet!", "' Van Rorin shouted......'Now it's time to dispose of you, Holmes.'Peachy heard a shot and sunk his head below the surface.", "I can't believe it, he thought.", "Holmes is dead.\"" ]
2	How do they do it?!	Okay, at first I have been a Zelda Fan since I first laid eye on the golden cartridge (Legend of Zelda.) Back In the NES days. I am skipping Adventures of Link because that does not count as a "Zelda" game (although good in it's own right.) Then came A Link to the Past on the SNES totally reinvented the "Zelda" Game Making this one the best one out there. And of course there is Link's awakening on GB this got back to the "Zelda" roots. Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask on N64 again awesome. Then a year or so later comes the Oracle Series better know as Ages and Seasons on GBC. They stuck with the tried and true for many years barely changing the story or style of play. Then I hear of Zelda: The Wind Waker, which is supposed to be cell-shaded and take place on a "Water World"-ish place. Totally getting away from "Zelda." What was I a fan to do? So I tried and I promise you will be amazed by the game play and sheer plot-driven story. Oh and yes Link has a Sissy.	13	[ "Okay, at first I have been a Zelda Fan since I first laid eye on the golden cartridge (Legend of Zelda.) Back In the NES days.", "I am skipping Adventures of Link because that does not count as a \"Zelda\" game (although good in it's own right.) Then came A Link to the Past on the SNES totally reinvented the \"Zelda\" Game Making this one the best one out there.", "And of course there is Link's awakening on GB this got back to the \"Zelda\" roots.", "Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask on N64 again awesome.", "Then a year or so later comes the Oracle Series better know as Ages and Seasons on GBC.", "They stuck with the tried and true for many years barely changing the story or style of play.", "Then I hear of Zelda: The Wind Waker, which is supposed to be cell-shaded and take place on a \"Water World\"-ish place.", "Totally getting away from \"Zelda.\" What was I a fan to do?", "So I tried and I promise you will be amazed by the game play and sheer plot-driven story.", "Oh and yes Link has a Sissy." ]
1	Basic Garbage	I was anxious to buy a CoolWalker as soon as they came out. Having bought a new D-100 I could hardly wait to get out and take a zillion pictures. I did buy one and really wish I had not. It is extremely sloooow! Better stick to a 1GB card because the batteries won't make it through a 2GB card. Give up on playback - it is just too slow to be worthwhile at all. Oh yes, forget payback through the TV as it is supposed to do - the pictures look terrible on a standard TV and are very slow to load. Audience will die waiting for the next picture. All in all - it has been a terrible experience. I did solve my problem - I bought an iPod and it works just as advertised. Now I can't even seem to be able to give away the CoolWalker. Best offer I've had was $50. Nikon should stick with what they do well - make cameras. Love my camera, but their software sucks as does the not very cool CoolWalker.	14	[ "I was anxious to buy a CoolWalker as soon as they came out.", "Having bought a new D-100 I could hardly wait to get out and take a zillion pictures.", "I did buy one and really wish I had not.", "It is extremely sloooow!", "Better stick to a 1GB card because the batteries won't make it through a 2GB card.", "Give up on playback - it is just too slow to be worthwhile at all.", "Oh yes, forget payback through the TV as it is supposed to do - the pictures look terrible on a standard TV and are very slow to load.", "Audience will die waiting for the next picture.", "All in all - it has been a terrible experience.", "I did solve my problem - I bought an iPod and it works just as advertised.", "Now I can't even seem to be able to give away the CoolWalker.", "Best offer I've had was $50.", "Nikon should stick with what they do well - make cameras.", "Love my camera, but their software sucks as does the not very cool CoolWalker." ]
2	Fantastic! All but one thing...	Wow! For the price, you get one hell of a deal.I have not used it a whole lot (as I only received it earlier today) but I will be this upcoming weekend during a family trip to San Diego. This should work A LOT better than a tripod in "touristy" areas like the San Diego Zoo and Sea World. We'll see. Hopefully it lives up to the hype that these reviews are leading it to be.However, there is one thing that came as a disappointment. The carrying case. It wasn't the actual case that was the problem, it was the zipper. I tried for a half hour to get it down... IT WOULD NOT BUDGE! I'm sure mine was just a faulty zipper that broke somewhere alone the line. I had to cut the monopod out - destroying the case. But honestly, I don't think I'd use the case anyways... I can just carry it around like the man I was born to be :)It also make for a nice baton in case you need to straighten anybody up.If I could, I'd give this product a 9/10.	13	[ "Wow!", "For the price, you get one hell of a deal.I have not used it a whole lot (as I only received it earlier today) but I will be this upcoming weekend during a family trip to San Diego.", "This should work A LOT better than a tripod in \"touristy\" areas like the San Diego Zoo and Sea World.", "We'll see.", "Hopefully it lives up to the hype that these reviews are leading it to be.However, there is one thing that came as a disappointment.", "The carrying case.", "It wasn't the actual case that was the problem, it was the zipper.", "I tried for a half hour to get it down... IT WOULD NOT BUDGE!", "I'm sure mine was just a faulty zipper that broke somewhere alone the line.", "I had to cut the monopod out - destroying the case.", "But honestly, I don't think I'd use the case anyways... I can just carry it around like the man I was born to be :)It also make for a nice baton in case you need to straighten anybody up.If I could, I'd give this product a 9/10." ]
1	Absolute Junk	This machine worked fine for the first week. After that however, it has been spotty at best. The frother does not work at all. It does not heat the milk properly and makes minimal froth. Even making a cup of espresso has become a crap-shoot. The pre-programmed amounts (single, double shots)give different amounts of water each time and more times than not, I've had to push the button several times to make one cup of espresso. The tray underneath fills with water constantly. I had a Krups machine for 10 years prior to buying this one. I want my old one back. This is garbage. Do not waste you money.P.S. Its noisy and rattles.	12	[ "This machine worked fine for the first week.", "After that however, it has been spotty at best.", "The frother does not work at all.", "It does not heat the milk properly and makes minimal froth.", "Even making a cup of espresso has become a crap-shoot.", "The pre-programmed amounts (single, double shots)give different amounts of water each time and more times than not, I've had to push the button several times to make one cup of espresso.", "The tray underneath fills with water constantly.", "I had a Krups machine for 10 years prior to buying this one.", "I want my old one back.", "This is garbage.", "Do not waste you money.P.S. Its noisy and rattles." ]
1	HATE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!	DO NOT BUY THIS TOY. When you set-up your password, it only responds to your voice. O.K., then when you try to open it you spend 10 minutes tring to get it to open ( or right.) And you have to have the exact same voice. So you have to pull to get it open. And the privcey is not high. So insted of getting this, why don't you get the kind with the locks and keys. MUCH more privcey. And a nother thing, when the paper runs out,I tried useing reg. paper,but it will fall out. This also seems pricey,(thats what I think.) But I do like the gel pen. (Becase blue is my favrite color.) I like that you can put whatever you want on the cover. I am 8, and i do not recomend this toy.	15	[ "DO NOT BUY THIS TOY.", "When you set-up your password, it only responds to your voice.", "O.K., then when you try to open it you spend 10 minutes tring to get it to open ( or right.) And you have to have the exact same voice.", "So you have to pull to get it open.", "And the privcey is not high.", "So insted of getting this, why don't you get the kind with the locks and keys.", "MUCH more privcey.", "And a nother thing, when the paper runs out,I tried useing reg.", "paper,but it will fall out.", "This also seems pricey,(thats what I think.) But I do like the gel pen.", "(Becase blue is my favrite color.) I like that you can put whatever you want on the cover.", "I am 8, and i do not recomend this toy." ]
1	What a book!	This book is horrid. I highly recommend it . . . to burn. The language was hard to understand and very hard to follow. Although it did have some interesting points. Ok maybe zero. The best part of the whole thing was the end. But wait a minute. I never got that far. The DSM-IV is long and confusing. I found that it did not help me one bit. In fact, it actually made the situation worse. But there's nothing holding you back from reading this sure to be best seller. Go ahead. Waste your money if you so choose.	17	[ "This book is horrid.", "I highly recommend it.", ".", ".", "to burn.", "The language was hard to understand and very hard to follow.", "Although it did have some interesting points.", "Ok maybe zero.", "The best part of the whole thing was the end.", "But wait a minute.", "I never got that far.", "The DSM-IV is long and confusing.", "I found that it did not help me one bit.", "In fact, it actually made the situation worse.", "But there's nothing holding you back from reading this sure to be best seller.", "Go ahead.", "Waste your money if you so choose." ]
1	very disappointed in the level of workout	I have read the reveiws for this dvd, and most are very good. I am one of the few that are giving it a low rating. I have done a mouth of the insanity workout with Shaun t and a few of the charlean extreme workouts. This workout doesn t even come in the ballpark of those workouts. This is a good program for people just above 'beginners" A total body workout??? COME ON Your biggest muscle group in your upper body , is your back and chest. So you should spend more time and lift heavier weights in these areas. yet you work your bi s and tri s the most and use the same weight for tricept kickbacks as you do for one arm rows. Your biggest upperbody muscle group gets a little to no work. If you think this workout is advanced...do one of Shaun Ts insanity s workout, now thats advanced. Again good for medium fitness levels. I will bet alot of money, that Commander Tom didnt get his body from doing this workout!	12	[ "I have read the reveiws for this dvd, and most are very good.", "I am one of the few that are giving it a low rating.", "I have done a mouth of the insanity workout with Shaun t and a few of the charlean extreme workouts.", "This workout doesn t even come in the ballpark of those workouts.", "This is a good program for people just above 'beginners\" A total body workout???", "COME ON Your biggest muscle group in your upper body , is your back and chest.", "So you should spend more time and lift heavier weights in these areas.", "yet you work your bi s and tri s the most and use the same weight for tricept kickbacks as you do for one arm rows.", "Your biggest upperbody muscle group gets a little to no work.", "If you think this workout is advanced...do one of Shaun Ts insanity s workout, now thats advanced.", "Again good for medium fitness levels.", "I will bet alot of money, that Commander Tom didnt get his body from doing this workout!" ]
1	Seemingly easy to use, FAILS	I bought the D-link DI-604 just because it was [less]than a comparable Linsys DSL router. I always knew that Linksys is the better network equipment maker.The router was extremely easy to set up. It truely was. I have never set up a router in my life but these things usually come easy for me.The thing about the router that I absolutely hate is where you plug in cables. The cables do not stay put. You constantly have to plug them back in. I have multiple brands of cables and none of them stay in. The router was not even moved. I'm wondering if the router just loses the link to the cable and not lose the cable physically.And another thing, the router constantly disconnects from the DSL modem and does not reconnect to it. I have to restart the router 5 times per day. Sometimes, it has nothing to do with the modem. It seems that the router is incompetent.Not recommended.Steve	12	[ "I bought the D-link DI-604 just because it was [less]than a comparable Linsys DSL router.", "I always knew that Linksys is the better network equipment maker.The router was extremely easy to set up.", "It truely was.", "I have never set up a router in my life but these things usually come easy for me.The thing about the router that I absolutely hate is where you plug in cables.", "The cables do not stay put.", "You constantly have to plug them back in.", "I have multiple brands of cables and none of them stay in.", "The router was not even moved.", "I'm wondering if the router just loses the link to the cable and not lose the cable physically.And another thing, the router constantly disconnects from the DSL modem and does not reconnect to it.", "I have to restart the router 5 times per day.", "Sometimes, it has nothing to do with the modem.", "It seems that the router is incompetent.Not recommended.Steve" ]
1	Almost no full fights - Worst best of Ever!!!!!	This is really ridicolous. There are only two Full fights on Disc 1. Only small fragments of the fights. Some fights only last for seconds, and even when a round starts at minute 3 it keeps on jumping wildly. Its unbelievable how they could do this. So basically disc 1 is garbage. Only disc 2 features twenty full fights, but jones epic battles are completely crippled.A huge step back to previous edtions. Do not buy this compilation. They have mutilated all those glorious fights. I am really angry. I wanted to relieve all those awesome moments, this is a clear rip-off. What were they thinking???????????? Sorry for too fast dooming this Compilation but still what the hell.	13	[ "This is really ridicolous.", "There are only two Full fights on Disc 1.", "Only small fragments of the fights.", "Some fights only last for seconds, and even when a round starts at minute 3 it keeps on jumping wildly.", "Its unbelievable how they could do this.", "So basically disc 1 is garbage.", "Only disc 2 features twenty full fights, but jones epic battles are completely crippled.A huge step back to previous edtions.", "Do not buy this compilation.", "They have mutilated all those glorious fights.", "I am really angry.", "I wanted to relieve all those awesome moments, this is a clear rip-off.", "What were they thinking???", "???", "???", "???", "Sorry for too fast dooming this Compilation but still what the hell." ]
2	Very nice.	Okay it's a comic so not really expecting it to go on forever. Can't say that the plot development was as good as it could have been if it was a novel like thing. BUT... I wish it was. It's a fantastically wonderful story. Don't let reviews on other sites fool you, it's not mostly geared to boys. It's not hentai, and no there aren't nakey pictures of women every other page. Honestly this is a well done piece of work and was well worth buying. It's one of the few lesbian items I've seen that were actually touching and well thought out. Most is either porn, or just people using the concept of two girls kissing to sell more books. But anyway, it's really nice, so if you're into lesbian stories, sci-fi and a shape shifting girl then give this a go.	11	[ "Okay it's a comic so not really expecting it to go on forever.", "Can't say that the plot development was as good as it could have been if it was a novel like thing.", "BUT... I wish it was.", "It's a fantastically wonderful story.", "Don't let reviews on other sites fool you, it's not mostly geared to boys.", "It's not hentai, and no there aren't nakey pictures of women every other page.", "Honestly this is a well done piece of work and was well worth buying.", "It's one of the few lesbian items I've seen that were actually touching and well thought out.", "Most is either porn, or just people using the concept of two girls kissing to sell more books.", "But anyway, it's really nice, so if you're into lesbian stories, sci-fi and a shape shifting girl then give this a go." ]
1	Reek of Obsolesence, or, Tyme to Call it a Day	Hard to see the point of this one. It seems like a big step backward for Cathedral. Like, all the way back to Forest of Equilibrium. I didn't like it then, I don't like it now. I LIKED the oddball doom-boogie thing Cathedral had going the last few CDs. I guess they got tired of it. So it's back to leaden riffs, no grooves, and annoying singing. I can see moving their style backwards, but it seems like they got worse as musicians, too - nothing terribly impressive on the whole record. Lee Dorrian's vocals are as...unique...as ever. Hard to take doom seriously when it sounds like that. I dunno, with a goofy voice like that, seems like you'd WANT to sing about Planet of the Apes and Captain Cook. But I guess that's just me. Anyway, I thought Endtyme was a big disappointment. It's been a good 10 years for Cathedral, but if this is all they've got left in the tank, maybe it's time to quit.	14	[ "Hard to see the point of this one.", "It seems like a big step backward for Cathedral.", "Like, all the way back to Forest of Equilibrium.", "I didn't like it then, I don't like it now.", "I LIKED the oddball doom-boogie thing Cathedral had going the last few CDs.", "I guess they got tired of it.", "So it's back to leaden riffs, no grooves, and annoying singing.", "I can see moving their style backwards, but it seems like they got worse as musicians, too - nothing terribly impressive on the whole record.", "Lee Dorrian's vocals are as...unique...as ever.", "Hard to take doom seriously when it sounds like that.", "I dunno, with a goofy voice like that, seems like you'd WANT to sing about Planet of the Apes and Captain Cook.", "But I guess that's just me.", "Anyway, I thought Endtyme was a big disappointment.", "It's been a good 10 years for Cathedral, but if this is all they've got left in the tank, maybe it's time to quit." ]
1	Florid, Lurid and other -ids	This is not a boring book, oh no, but it has some major faults. Here's one, which pretty much killed the last part of the book for me, and hence, no real payoff: SPOILER WARNING the reveal of the bigbad vamp, the one we've heard but not quite seen, the one pushing all the buttons, the one that ~ heck, it would have been more satisfying if Steakley had just said, "Aw, it's Dracula" ~ ?? Yeah that one. Turns out he's actually NO ONE WE'VE EVEN HEARD OF UP TO THAT POINT IN THE BOOK. So when Felix says, "The bastard's name is..." you will respond with, "I'm sorry, WHO?".No punch. A lynch-pin disclosure in the book and it lacks any dramatic impact. Steakley tries to tell us all about him then, in the few paragraphs before he gets wasted by Team Crow anyway, but you won't care.Why didn't he make it one of the George Bushes? J.R. Ewing? That would have been more interesting.	11	[ "This is not a boring book, oh no, but it has some major faults.", "Here's one, which pretty much killed the last part of the book for me, and hence, no real payoff: SPOILER WARNING the reveal of the bigbad vamp, the one we've heard but not quite seen, the one pushing all the buttons, the one that ~ heck, it would have been more satisfying if Steakley had just said, \"Aw, it's Dracula\" ~??", "Yeah that one.", "Turns out he's actually NO ONE WE'VE EVEN HEARD OF UP TO THAT POINT IN THE BOOK.", "So when Felix says, \"The bastard's name is...\" you will respond with, \"I'm sorry, WHO?", "\".No punch.", "A lynch-pin disclosure in the book and it lacks any dramatic impact.", "Steakley tries to tell us all about him then, in the few paragraphs before he gets wasted by Team Crow anyway, but you won't care.Why didn't he make it one of the George Bushes?", "J.R. Ewing?", "That would have been more interesting." ]
2	R U Serious...	Everybody knows who the creator, writer, lead singer, and best singer of Destiny's Child was, Ms. Beyonce. Kelly, Latoya, and the other 2, didn't have what it took to lead this group. Listen to music and ask yourself, if you would even pay good hard earned money to go their concerts. Their has only been one who has made a semi billboard hit. Kelly... The others haven't done much to nothing. Instead of hatin', they should thank Beyonce for carrying them and making them millionaires in the process. Beyonce could and would have blown up with any other 2 or three girls. Believe me, Kelly, and the "other one", were the smartest ones. They shut up and were thankful for their high paying jobs. After Beyonce went solo, you know they went "darn it, there goes the money." They were right. The Kelly and "other one" want and need Beyonce back, not the other way around. Don't get it twisted again...	14	[ "Everybody knows who the creator, writer, lead singer, and best singer of Destiny's Child was, Ms.", "Beyonce.", "Kelly, Latoya, and the other 2, didn't have what it took to lead this group.", "Listen to music and ask yourself, if you would even pay good hard earned money to go their concerts.", "Their has only been one who has made a semi billboard hit.", "Kelly... The others haven't done much to nothing.", "Instead of hatin', they should thank Beyonce for carrying them and making them millionaires in the process.", "Beyonce could and would have blown up with any other 2 or three girls.", "Believe me, Kelly, and the \"other one\", were the smartest ones.", "They shut up and were thankful for their high paying jobs.", "After Beyonce went solo, you know they went \"darn it, there goes the money.\" They were right.", "The Kelly and \"other one\" want and need Beyonce back, not the other way around.", "Don't get it twisted again..." ]
2	I liked it quite a bit	I always liked it. My son said it was flawed. That was so many years ago. I liked the story and I liked the actors. It kept me entertained flaws or no flaws. Tommy Lee Jones and Robert Duval are standouts. They got John Barry to write the music so it can't be all bad. My days are numbered. This was one of the first DVDs that my son bought. He just found it in that pile of rubble he keeps in his room. I asked him for years to play it for me. Now I am too tired and it doesn't seem all that important. He put it in the player but the images seem to have lost the magic. The first time I saw it there was magic. I remember that it had a good story. The kind of story I like to see when I go to the movies. Well Tommy Lee and Duvall are still plugging away. Maybe there is magic in the world after all.	18	[ "I always liked it.", "My son said it was flawed.", "That was so many years ago.", "I liked the story and I liked the actors.", "It kept me entertained flaws or no flaws.", "Tommy Lee Jones and Robert Duval are standouts.", "They got John Barry to write the music so it can't be all bad.", "My days are numbered.", "This was one of the first DVDs that my son bought.", "He just found it in that pile of rubble he keeps in his room.", "I asked him for years to play it for me.", "Now I am too tired and it doesn't seem all that important.", "He put it in the player but the images seem to have lost the magic.", "The first time I saw it there was magic.", "I remember that it had a good story.", "The kind of story I like to see when I go to the movies.", "Well Tommy Lee and Duvall are still plugging away.", "Maybe there is magic in the world after all." ]
2	Exactly what we needed.	We have Uverse TV, Phone and Internet which all run off a modem. Our original Uverse Modem that had two phone jacks which worked great for our phone and fax, but it died. They replaced the old modem with their newest version that has only one phone jack (boo!), so we had to manually plug in the fax line every time we wanted to fax something. I initially tried the little plug-in splitter and it didn't work. This little switch does work. It works perfectly with the flip of the switch. So basic, but SO good.It's very easy to set up. I used my label maker to make a "Phone" label and a "Fax" label and stuck them in the area provided next to the A and B on the switch front panel. That way I never forget which is what. :)I highly recommend this little gadget.	11	[ "We have Uverse TV, Phone and Internet which all run off a modem.", "Our original Uverse Modem that had two phone jacks which worked great for our phone and fax, but it died.", "They replaced the old modem with their newest version that has only one phone jack (boo!", "), so we had to manually plug in the fax line every time we wanted to fax something.", "I initially tried the little plug-in splitter and it didn't work.", "This little switch does work.", "It works perfectly with the flip of the switch.", "So basic, but SO good.It's very easy to set up.", "I used my label maker to make a \"Phone\" label and a \"Fax\" label and stuck them in the area provided next to the A and B on the switch front panel.", "That way I never forget which is what.", ":)I highly recommend this little gadget." ]
1	THE WEIRDEST MOVIE	I went to the theather to see this movie expecting that it would be different. I had no idea what this film was about. After seeing "The Ring" I experienced many unusual things at my house. I heard noises and even saw the little girl. I wish that I was joking but that movie really FREAKED ME OUT!! I will never watch that movie again. The flashes on the screen come back at you after seeing the movie and if you notice there really isn't any kind of music in this film. I know that many people are probably reading this and thinking what a wimp...but I have been watching scary movies since I was five and I have never seen anything like this. I would not recommend this movie especially to kids. I think that this movie has a lot of evil in it. If I could I wouldn't even give this a star because it doesn't deserve it. I know that many people will think that it is just another "spooky" movie with no story line. I think that there is a lot more behind this movie that meets the eye.	13	[ "I went to the theather to see this movie expecting that it would be different.", "I had no idea what this film was about.", "After seeing \"The Ring\" I experienced many unusual things at my house.", "I heard noises and even saw the little girl.", "I wish that I was joking but that movie really FREAKED ME OUT!!", "I will never watch that movie again.", "The flashes on the screen come back at you after seeing the movie and if you notice there really isn't any kind of music in this film.", "I know that many people are probably reading this and thinking what a wimp...but I have been watching scary movies since I was five and I have never seen anything like this.", "I would not recommend this movie especially to kids.", "I think that this movie has a lot of evil in it.", "If I could I wouldn't even give this a star because it doesn't deserve it.", "I know that many people will think that it is just another \"spooky\" movie with no story line.", "I think that there is a lot more behind this movie that meets the eye." ]
1	Not for everyone... obviously	I received this book as a gift. I've been a dad for over 22 years and didn't really need a book on being a new dad. That's not why I gave it one star. I figured I could give this book away to someone who could get some use out of it but I opened it up to a random page (this is the honest truth) and this is the first thing I read. (pg 140)"Think like teens. Watch some porn videos together, grope each other in the back seat of a car, or have sex on the sink in the bathroom of a friend who invited you over for dinner."The author was referring to the dad's "partner" and not his child but still I was shocked. This is not what I'd expect to read in a book about being a new dad. If this is the kind of advice the author gives I don't care to hear what else he has to say. I threw the book away. Remind me never to invite this guy over for dinner.	11	[ "I received this book as a gift.", "I've been a dad for over 22 years and didn't really need a book on being a new dad.", "That's not why I gave it one star.", "I figured I could give this book away to someone who could get some use out of it but I opened it up to a random page (this is the honest truth) and this is the first thing I read.", "(pg 140)\"Think like teens.", "Watch some porn videos together, grope each other in the back seat of a car, or have sex on the sink in the bathroom of a friend who invited you over for dinner.\"The author was referring to the dad's \"partner\" and not his child but still I was shocked.", "This is not what I'd expect to read in a book about being a new dad.", "If this is the kind of advice the author gives I don't care to hear what else he has to say.", "I threw the book away.", "Remind me never to invite this guy over for dinner." ]
1	Disappointing iron at a very high price	This is the second Rowenta iron I've owned. The first one's burst of steam button broke barely a year after purchase. So I went for the Cadillac of the Rowenta line. It irons OK but leaks like crazy, particularly when the water level approaches the refill line. The self cleaning system seems sort of random, occasionally self cleaning a stain on to a shirt I am ironing. I would not buy the brand again. And the customer service people at Rowenta are like, well, imagine a customer service team run by a German lawyer. Not consumer friendly. The low mark is based on the price/quality ratio. For $25 I'd have given it a "3". This is one case where a higher price does not get better quality.	11	[ "This is the second Rowenta iron I've owned.", "The first one's burst of steam button broke barely a year after purchase.", "So I went for the Cadillac of the Rowenta line.", "It irons OK but leaks like crazy, particularly when the water level approaches the refill line.", "The self cleaning system seems sort of random, occasionally self cleaning a stain on to a shirt I am ironing.", "I would not buy the brand again.", "And the customer service people at Rowenta are like, well, imagine a customer service team run by a German lawyer.", "Not consumer friendly.", "The low mark is based on the price/quality ratio.", "For $25 I'd have given it a \"3\".", "This is one case where a higher price does not get better quality." ]