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1	PROPER CREATION OF DOORMATS	I will admit some guys do think like this because my Dad gave me this as a present. I reread it everytime I even think of remarrying. If that's marriage I dont want it!The summary is this: shut, up dress nice and clean your house. Dont talk about your problems or your day. All the guy has to do is go to work and then prop in front of the tv. He also hangs out with his friends and leaves you home. You do all the work in the marriage and in the home. No talking. The end. I wish guys did this before you marry them because no woman would marry them!Picture it: Dating like a husband: He shows up at your door and pays your bills or gives you cash then leaves you so he can have real fun with his friends. While he is out you can go to his house and clean it up. And dont talk to him or expect any romance! IT's a DATE!Oh, I love that guy! sarcasm	14	[ "I will admit some guys do think like this because my Dad gave me this as a present.", "I reread it everytime I even think of remarrying.", "If that's marriage I dont want it!", "The summary is this: shut, up dress nice and clean your house.", "Dont talk about your problems or your day.", "All the guy has to do is go to work and then prop in front of the tv.", "He also hangs out with his friends and leaves you home.", "You do all the work in the marriage and in the home.", "No talking.", "The end.", "I wish guys did this before you marry them because no woman would marry them!", "Picture it: Dating like a husband: He shows up at your door and pays your bills or gives you cash then leaves you so he can have real fun with his friends.", "While he is out you can go to his house and clean it up.", "And dont talk to him or expect any romance!", "IT's a DATE!", "Oh, I love that guy!", "sarcasm" ]
2	A Book In Full (of greatness!!)	Why, Tom Wolfe, why? Why did you have to end this book at 700 pages? This could've gone on another 1,500 pages without complaint from me. I loved it and think all readers will love it as well. Mr. Wolfe, your writing abilities are without peer. You are the best. You are the Babe Ruth of writing (hee hee). Please write a sequel to this one, because A Man In Full is simply a great book. I like Charlie Croker. I like Peepgas. I like Roger Too White. What's not to like? Read it everyone.	13	[ "Why, Tom Wolfe, why?", "Why did you have to end this book at 700 pages?", "This could've gone on another 1,500 pages without complaint from me.", "I loved it and think all readers will love it as well.", "Mr.", "Wolfe, your writing abilities are without peer.", "You are the best.", "You are the Babe Ruth of writing (hee hee).", "Please write a sequel to this one, because A Man In Full is simply a great book.", "I like Charlie Croker.", "I like Peepgas.", "I like Roger Too White.", "What's not to like?", "Read it everyone." ]
2	GREAT COLOR, SOUND AND STORY!	For those of you that don't remember the episode titles here they are spread out over four discs:Disc One1. The Quest2. Dishonor3. Break Up4. Betrayal5. VictoryDisc Two6. Andorus7. A Drop of Darkness8. The Beast and the Bell9. Panacea10. King NiddlerDisc Three11. The Collection12. The Little Leviathan13. The Darkdweller14. The Dark Disciples15. The Ghost Pirates16. The Dragon MasterDisc Four17. The Game Players of Undaar18. The Pandawa Plague19. Sister of the Sword20. The Soul Stealer21. The Living TreasureEach episode is 22 minutes because there are no commercials.I also have "Thundarr the Barbarian the Complete Series" for sale.	22	[ "For those of you that don't remember the episode titles here they are spread out over four discs:Disc One1.", "The Quest2.", "Dishonor3.", "Break Up4.", "Betrayal5.", "VictoryDisc Two6.", "Andorus7.", "A Drop of Darkness8.", "The Beast and the Bell9.", "Panacea10.", "King NiddlerDisc Three11.", "The Collection12.", "The Little Leviathan13.", "The Darkdweller14.", "The Dark Disciples15.", "The Ghost Pirates16.", "The Dragon MasterDisc Four17.", "The Game Players of Undaar18.", "The Pandawa Plague19.", "Sister of the Sword20.", "The Soul Stealer21.", "The Living TreasureEach episode is 22 minutes because there are no commercials.I also have \"Thundarr the Barbarian the Complete Series\" for sale." ]
2	DIO LP #8 ANGRY MACHINES	FROM HOLY DIVER- THE LAST IN LINE- TO SACRED HEART- AND THE MINI LP INTERMISSION. MOVING RIGHT ALONG WITH DREAM EVIL WHICH WAS THE LAST RECORDING FOR THE LPS IN 1987. CONTINUING ON A WITH A NEW DECADE BEGINNING AND A NEW FORMAT. CD. THE 1990 RELEASE OF LOCK UP THE WOLVES. THE RECORDINGS CONTINUE WITH THE 1994 RELEASE OF STRANGE HIGHWAYS. TOURING UP THE STATES WITH IS NEXT RECORDING OF ANGRY MACHINES. PERSONLY IN MY OPINION THE SONG BLACK IS A VERY COOL TUNE AND IT MAKES A STATMENT. LIKE RJD SAID. I HAVE WRITTEN SOME PRETTY BAD STUFF. BUT YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS THOUGHT I WROTE THAT BAD STUFF REALLY REALLY WELL. AND HE IS RIGHT. HE IS RONNIE JAMES DIO. SO MY RATING IS 5 STARS FOR THIS ALBUM. KEEP ON ROCKING. RONNIE.	16	[ "FROM HOLY DIVER- THE LAST IN LINE- TO SACRED HEART- AND THE MINI LP INTERMISSION.", "MOVING RIGHT ALONG WITH DREAM EVIL WHICH WAS THE LAST RECORDING FOR THE LPS IN 1987.", "CONTINUING ON A WITH A NEW DECADE BEGINNING AND A NEW FORMAT.", "CD.", "THE 1990 RELEASE OF LOCK UP THE WOLVES.", "THE RECORDINGS CONTINUE WITH THE 1994 RELEASE OF STRANGE HIGHWAYS.", "TOURING UP THE STATES WITH IS NEXT RECORDING OF ANGRY MACHINES.", "PERSONLY IN MY OPINION THE SONG BLACK IS A VERY COOL TUNE AND IT MAKES A STATMENT.", "LIKE RJD SAID.", "I HAVE WRITTEN SOME PRETTY BAD STUFF.", "BUT YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS THOUGHT I WROTE THAT BAD STUFF REALLY REALLY WELL.", "AND HE IS RIGHT.", "HE IS RONNIE JAMES DIO.", "SO MY RATING IS 5 STARS FOR THIS ALBUM.", "KEEP ON ROCKING.", "RONNIE." ]
2	A QUICK READ	I guess I should have read THE HORSE SOLDIER before THE COLONEL'S DAUGHTER but this story can stand on its own. My first Merline Lovelace book, and it was an enjoyable experience. I read this book in one day. Somewhat of a western-lite, but gritty enough to earn 4 stars from me. The heroine and hero actually get dirty in this one! A spunky heroine and a tough as nails hero. . .you know the formula. You either like 'em or you don't. I do. Good character development and ML makes you actually see the west with her descriptions. Maybe not a keeper but worth your time.	12	[ "I guess I should have read THE HORSE SOLDIER before THE COLONEL'S DAUGHTER but this story can stand on its own.", "My first Merline Lovelace book, and it was an enjoyable experience.", "I read this book in one day.", "Somewhat of a western-lite, but gritty enough to earn 4 stars from me.", "The heroine and hero actually get dirty in this one!", "A spunky heroine and a tough as nails hero.", ".", ".you know the formula.", "You either like 'em or you don't.", "I do.", "Good character development and ML makes you actually see the west with her descriptions.", "Maybe not a keeper but worth your time." ]
2	Typical Liberal Response	Isn't it interesting how liberals immediately become defensive when someone decides to expose them for what they are...Anti-Americans. Yeah, I said it. Just like you call us "right-wingers" and the "Christian Right." It's not enough that Conservatives have to be bombarded on a daily basis with slanderous attacks and liberal rhetoric from 99% of our media outlets. It's time we stopped taking it on the chin and fight back. I applaude Sean Hannity for his courage to uncover the (blantant and obvious) double standard that exists in this country. He's a great American. Oh, and he's #1 on the NY Times list! Ouch, did you feel that shot? Believe me, it will keep getting worse. Why don't you liberals just throw in the towl and save yourselves the unnecessary beating. You can't win. The truth will always prevail.	13	[ "Isn't it interesting how liberals immediately become defensive when someone decides to expose them for what they are...Anti-Americans.", "Yeah, I said it.", "Just like you call us \"right-wingers\" and the \"Christian Right.\" It's not enough that Conservatives have to be bombarded on a daily basis with slanderous attacks and liberal rhetoric from 99% of our media outlets.", "It's time we stopped taking it on the chin and fight back.", "I applaude Sean Hannity for his courage to uncover the (blantant and obvious) double standard that exists in this country.", "He's a great American.", "Oh, and he's #1 on the NY Times list!", "Ouch, did you feel that shot?", "Believe me, it will keep getting worse.", "Why don't you liberals just throw in the towl and save yourselves the unnecessary beating.", "You can't win.", "The truth will always prevail." ]
1	Beyond Bad	They wouldn't let me give a review of 0 so a gave it one star. The film is broken up into five sections, for five different time periods, but none of them have any substance to them. There is a reason that this film was smashed pretty hard when it was released. I'll watch pretty much anything, but this remains the only movie that I've ever walked out of. I later watched it again with a friend to prove that Williams really did a film this bad, and it was worse the second time around. There is no reaseon to see this film. If you looking for a good Williams picture, get "dead poets. . " or "Good Will. . ." or even "What dreams[the book is better though]." This film is terrible, but not bad enough to justify being watched to mock, such as "attack of the killer..." or "THe Starfighters." There really is no reason to see this film.	14	[ "They wouldn't let me give a review of 0 so a gave it one star.", "The film is broken up into five sections, for five different time periods, but none of them have any substance to them.", "There is a reason that this film was smashed pretty hard when it was released.", "I'll watch pretty much anything, but this remains the only movie that I've ever walked out of.", "I later watched it again with a friend to prove that Williams really did a film this bad, and it was worse the second time around.", "There is no reaseon to see this film.", "If you looking for a good Williams picture, get \"dead poets.", ".", "\" or \"Good Will.", ".", ".\" or even \"What dreams[the book is better though].\" This film is terrible, but not bad enough to justify being watched to mock, such as \"attack of the killer...\" or \"THe Starfighters.\" There really is no reason to see this film." ]
2	A Must Read!	A Man Like Richard is a very thought provoking and entertaining read. At first, I didn't agree with Basic's and Richard's relationship because it was really borderline platonic. I almost felt sorry for Maxine. That all started to change later. My emotions were on a rollercoaster! And I felt as though I was right there with the characters. Anytime a book can move me like that it must be good! I loved Troy's no-nonsense yet crazy parents. I also like the kid's and teenager's role in the story. Erroline really did it with this one! I'm amazed that this is her debut novel.Stormy Steeleauthor of "Behind The Screen"	11	[ "A Man Like Richard is a very thought provoking and entertaining read.", "At first, I didn't agree with Basic's and Richard's relationship because it was really borderline platonic.", "I almost felt sorry for Maxine.", "That all started to change later.", "My emotions were on a rollercoaster!", "And I felt as though I was right there with the characters.", "Anytime a book can move me like that it must be good!", "I loved Troy's no-nonsense yet crazy parents.", "I also like the kid's and teenager's role in the story.", "Erroline really did it with this one!", "I'm amazed that this is her debut novel.Stormy Steeleauthor of \"Behind The Screen\"" ]
1	Not Good	So disappointed. What a huge let down. Yes, it looks good, but that's about it. I didn't know you had to take the watch off to get an acurate temperature reading. How bizzare. Timex only mentions that in the fine print? When it's on your wrist, the temperature is about 15-25 degrees above actual. Additionall, the Chrono does not store intervals (no memory). So, while your out jogging, take a big chief tablet and a yellow #2 with you so you can write down your mileage times. I've always loved my Ironman's, but this time I wanted to try something new. What a mistake. Should have stuck with the original. Big disappointment, even if it didn't cost that much.	13	[ "So disappointed.", "What a huge let down.", "Yes, it looks good, but that's about it.", "I didn't know you had to take the watch off to get an acurate temperature reading.", "How bizzare.", "Timex only mentions that in the fine print?", "When it's on your wrist, the temperature is about 15-25 degrees above actual.", "Additionall, the Chrono does not store intervals (no memory).", "So, while your out jogging, take a big chief tablet and a yellow #2 with you so you can write down your mileage times.", "I've always loved my Ironman's, but this time I wanted to try something new.", "What a mistake.", "Should have stuck with the original.", "Big disappointment, even if it didn't cost that much." ]
2	Ashley Floral Marathon Convertible Car Seat	I absolutely love this car seat!! It is great. My daughter sits up high and has lots of room. The seat cover is very soft. The covers on the seat belt protect her neck from getting rubbed. The car seat is eay to install and very easy to put hook her in and out of it. It is the best car seat we have ever purchased and we have owned several-we have two children. I definitely recommend this convertible car seat! I tell all my friends who are expecting to spend a little bit more and it will save you in the end from buying seats for each stage as your baby grows. I know my daughter will be using this seat for many years to come. You definitely get what you pay for-It is worth every penny!!!!	12	[ "I absolutely love this car seat!!", "It is great.", "My daughter sits up high and has lots of room.", "The seat cover is very soft.", "The covers on the seat belt protect her neck from getting rubbed.", "The car seat is eay to install and very easy to put hook her in and out of it.", "It is the best car seat we have ever purchased and we have owned several-we have two children.", "I definitely recommend this convertible car seat!", "I tell all my friends who are expecting to spend a little bit more and it will save you in the end from buying seats for each stage as your baby grows.", "I know my daughter will be using this seat for many years to come.", "You definitely get what you pay for-It is worth every penny!!!", "!" ]
2	cute shakers, I like it for what it is	hey, if the price is right, I might order another set. Each person should have their own. of thick glass and brushed magnetic stainless steel. Its not really a screw top lid. There are two notches in the lid that goes into a grove and you turn it about a quarter of a circle to hold it on. There is no seal in the lid. Coupled with the fit of the lid, its not really going to keep everything in (good enough for me). two inches high, about 1-7/8 inch tall column of salt, pepper or whatever. One lid has 9 holes in a square arrangement and the other 3 in a line. I might add a silicone seal and maybe enlarge the holes a tad bit for not-so-fine spices.. solid. size is a preference.	11	[ "hey, if the price is right, I might order another set.", "Each person should have their own.", "of thick glass and brushed magnetic stainless steel.", "Its not really a screw top lid.", "There are two notches in the lid that goes into a grove and you turn it about a quarter of a circle to hold it on.", "There is no seal in the lid.", "Coupled with the fit of the lid, its not really going to keep everything in (good enough for me).", "two inches high, about 1-7/8 inch tall column of salt, pepper or whatever.", "One lid has 9 holes in a square arrangement and the other 3 in a line.", "I might add a silicone seal and maybe enlarge the holes a tad bit for not-so-fine spices..", "solid.", "size is a preference." ]
2	Runaways	V.C. Andrews Runaways is the best book that I have ever read. It is about four girls Brooke, Raven, Crystal, and Butterfly (Janet). Raven hoped to be a singer, Crystal planned to go to college to be a doctor, Butterfly a dancer, and Brooke secretly hoped to find her mother in California. They lived in New York at a foster home called the Lakewood House, which was owned by Gordon Tooey and his wife Louise. The four girls runaway to California, borrowing Gordon's car. During their trip a lot of mishaps had happened. Making their journey much more difficult. There were almost times where they wanted to give up. This book I thought was very exciting. It has so much suspense and drama. When you read it everything is described so perfect, it is almost as if you were there. If you want to know how these brave young girls lived the rest of their lives you should read the book. I guarantee that this book is one of them books you don't want to put down and you can't wait until the end.	14	[ "V.C. Andrews Runaways is the best book that I have ever read.", "It is about four girls Brooke, Raven, Crystal, and Butterfly (Janet).", "Raven hoped to be a singer, Crystal planned to go to college to be a doctor, Butterfly a dancer, and Brooke secretly hoped to find her mother in California.", "They lived in New York at a foster home called the Lakewood House, which was owned by Gordon Tooey and his wife Louise.", "The four girls runaway to California, borrowing Gordon's car.", "During their trip a lot of mishaps had happened.", "Making their journey much more difficult.", "There were almost times where they wanted to give up.", "This book I thought was very exciting.", "It has so much suspense and drama.", "When you read it everything is described so perfect, it is almost as if you were there.", "If you want to know how these brave young girls lived the rest of their lives you should read the book.", "I guarantee that this book is one of them books you don't want to put down and you can't wait until the end." ]
2	Xenogears...A Masterpiece	First, many people are putting down Square because of these new games on playstation. (I even hear people that don't like FF7) I think most people here would rate FF7 as one of the best. Besides FF7, I think there is an equal or even better game out on the market. I think that game would be "Xenogears." A futuristic RPG epic, with most of the classic RPG features. It has a few twists for battling, an anime to through in there, and some large robots. Besides these features, you have nothing more than another FF. This game was created by the dream team of Square (makers of "Chrono Trigger" and "Chrono Cross"). I would not dwell on the negative drainers of these reviews. Most ppl liked the game overall. I would definetly recommend this game to everyone.	11	[ "First, many people are putting down Square because of these new games on playstation.", "(I even hear people that don't like FF7) I think most people here would rate FF7 as one of the best.", "Besides FF7, I think there is an equal or even better game out on the market.", "I think that game would be \"Xenogears.\" A futuristic RPG epic, with most of the classic RPG features.", "It has a few twists for battling, an anime to through in there, and some large robots.", "Besides these features, you have nothing more than another FF.", "This game was created by the dream team of Square (makers of \"Chrono Trigger\" and \"Chrono Cross\").", "I would not dwell on the negative drainers of these reviews.", "Most ppl liked the game overall.", "I would definetly recommend this game to everyone." ]
2	Entertaining	This was a good book, but it's value lay in clean, crisp writing and its entertainment value. it's a very light read. I read this when i could no longer stomach the more serious non-fiction i was read. but i kept reading! reading bukowski. i can't help comparing him to Fante, a comparison which leads me to my only critisism. Bukowski seems to disregard any didactic mission for a novelist, which is fine. but, knowing his love for fante, i think that in some sense he tries to emmulate him. but he just doesn't capture the emotion that fante does. who knows, maybe he just isn't emtional. and i also get the impression that he leaves imprtant details out. for example, it must be 3 times in this book that all of the sudden his woman decides to leave him. he doesn't tell what events led up to this. anyway, these are mere trifles of complaints. the book was a good book, taken for what it is, a light and entertaining read, well written and concise.	15	[ "This was a good book, but it's value lay in clean, crisp writing and its entertainment value.", "it's a very light read.", "I read this when i could no longer stomach the more serious non-fiction i was read.", "but i kept reading!", "reading bukowski.", "i can't help comparing him to Fante, a comparison which leads me to my only critisism.", "Bukowski seems to disregard any didactic mission for a novelist, which is fine.", "but, knowing his love for fante, i think that in some sense he tries to emmulate him.", "but he just doesn't capture the emotion that fante does.", "who knows, maybe he just isn't emtional.", "and i also get the impression that he leaves imprtant details out.", "for example, it must be 3 times in this book that all of the sudden his woman decides to leave him.", "he doesn't tell what events led up to this.", "anyway, these are mere trifles of complaints.", "the book was a good book, taken for what it is, a light and entertaining read, well written and concise." ]
1	Very Disappointed!!	This is the first book by Julie Garwood that I have read. I was sorely disappointed with it. At first it was OK. The idea of a white child being raised with Indians was good. Once she gets to England it gets boring. I felt the book just dragged and dragged. It's obvious that Christina and Lyon are attracted to each other from the beginning. OK, then what???? We don't reaad of her father until the very end. All this build up about him and he has only a few pages in the end of the story. And what about her Indian family?? She could've at least gone and seen them. She sure had enough money to. So much for loving your family as she proclaimed to. I just couldn't get into these characters. I'm glad I took this book out of the library rather than have spent hard earned monry on it.	16	[ "This is the first book by Julie Garwood that I have read.", "I was sorely disappointed with it.", "At first it was OK.", "The idea of a white child being raised with Indians was good.", "Once she gets to England it gets boring.", "I felt the book just dragged and dragged.", "It's obvious that Christina and Lyon are attracted to each other from the beginning.", "OK, then what???", "?", "We don't reaad of her father until the very end.", "All this build up about him and he has only a few pages in the end of the story.", "And what about her Indian family??", "She could've at least gone and seen them.", "She sure had enough money to.", "So much for loving your family as she proclaimed to.", "I just couldn't get into these characters.", "I'm glad I took this book out of the library rather than have spent hard earned monry on it." ]
2	Surprisingly moving	I delayed watching this DVD because of the mixed reviews it has received. I should not have. This DVD has quite a bit going for it. Firstly Chailly's conducting is superb and the very sound of his orchestra is outstanding. Secondly the production in effect translates the opera into a two act affair with disk one playing nonstop through Act 2, scene 2 and disk two doing the same for the rest of the opera. This works quite well for home viewing. Thirdly the acting, singing, and movement all highlight the drama and tensions of this opera and keep one involved with what is going on with the characters. I was particularly impressed with Villazon, Croft, and Lloyd in this regard. Needless to say I am quite happy to see Carlo played as an anguished adolescent. And the sets and costumes? Well they don't get in the way of the drama. Is this THE Don Carlo? I will not say. Is it an exciting night at the opera? Definitely.	15	[ "I delayed watching this DVD because of the mixed reviews it has received.", "I should not have.", "This DVD has quite a bit going for it.", "Firstly Chailly's conducting is superb and the very sound of his orchestra is outstanding.", "Secondly the production in effect translates the opera into a two act affair with disk one playing nonstop through Act 2, scene 2 and disk two doing the same for the rest of the opera.", "This works quite well for home viewing.", "Thirdly the acting, singing, and movement all highlight the drama and tensions of this opera and keep one involved with what is going on with the characters.", "I was particularly impressed with Villazon, Croft, and Lloyd in this regard.", "Needless to say I am quite happy to see Carlo played as an anguished adolescent.", "And the sets and costumes?", "Well they don't get in the way of the drama.", "Is this THE Don Carlo?", "I will not say.", "Is it an exciting night at the opera?", "Definitely." ]
2	Subtle Knowledge	Kerouac is the master. He is like a drug. Insane thoughts, feelings and senses coming from every direction. Do not be concerned. He will make you high. No memory is needed. It all seaps through your skin until you become aware. The perfection is incredibly real. And you know it all - every last crumb! He is there, in your head. He has been there your whole life and now he is letting you know yourself. Like he was the child watching, not missing a step, while you were too busy to notice. Don't stop - he hits you like a rush and the relentless wave changes you for good. Go, Go, Go!	14	[ "Kerouac is the master.", "He is like a drug.", "Insane thoughts, feelings and senses coming from every direction.", "Do not be concerned.", "He will make you high.", "No memory is needed.", "It all seaps through your skin until you become aware.", "The perfection is incredibly real.", "And you know it all - every last crumb!", "He is there, in your head.", "He has been there your whole life and now he is letting you know yourself.", "Like he was the child watching, not missing a step, while you were too busy to notice.", "Don't stop - he hits you like a rush and the relentless wave changes you for good.", "Go, Go, Go!" ]
2	When I grow up, i want to be a producer like Fat Jon!	can't let another day go by without writing about Fat Jon. I discovered his sound by accident. Actually, while buying some vinyl records online, I read a review about his production and took a chance on it. This is the bomb right here! In a a hip hop world where originality has faded to black, Fat Jon's style stands out from the rest. It's smooth beats to say the least, a laid back, mellow vibe perfect for late night drives on the Autobahn. Check out "Mystery God" and "Beyond Love" which are (in my opinion) two standout tracks on an exceptional album. If you're longing for vocals, this may not be for you. Let me mention that Fat Jon did some production work with a "neo-soul" artist named Venus Malone. Although very hard to find, that collaboration is worth looking for. Beat connoisseurs will have a heyday with Lightweight Heavy. It's sure to please!DJ Come of Age	12	[ "can't let another day go by without writing about Fat Jon.", "I discovered his sound by accident.", "Actually, while buying some vinyl records online, I read a review about his production and took a chance on it.", "This is the bomb right here!", "In a a hip hop world where originality has faded to black, Fat Jon's style stands out from the rest.", "It's smooth beats to say the least, a laid back, mellow vibe perfect for late night drives on the Autobahn.", "Check out \"Mystery God\" and \"Beyond Love\" which are (in my opinion) two standout tracks on an exceptional album.", "If you're longing for vocals, this may not be for you.", "Let me mention that Fat Jon did some production work with a \"neo-soul\" artist named Venus Malone.", "Although very hard to find, that collaboration is worth looking for.", "Beat connoisseurs will have a heyday with Lightweight Heavy.", "It's sure to please!", "DJ Come of Age" ]
1	Quite amusing . . .	I picked up this book because the title page compares it to Tom Clancy's books, which I love. I have read War God several times in the fifteen years since, but probably not for the reasons the author wished. The story is actually quite good, but the literary devices are . . . astonishing. It is as if the author was paid by the amount of clichéd narrator jokes, repeated dialogue, and parts numbers packed into the book. My favourite is the US Major about to be overrun who when ordering a subordinate to radio for reinforcements manages to mention the model number of the radio. The book reads like it was written to be an über-techno-thriller by an author who has a bad opinion of techno-thrillers. It is fun to read, but especially so if your idea of fun is listing and naming all the exaggerated elements of style, cataloguing and ranking the clichés, not to mention paging back 140 pages to check if a ten-line paragraph really was copied word-for-word. It was.	11	[ "I picked up this book because the title page compares it to Tom Clancy's books, which I love.", "I have read War God several times in the fifteen years since, but probably not for the reasons the author wished.", "The story is actually quite good, but the literary devices are.", ".", ".", "astonishing.", "It is as if the author was paid by the amount of clichéd narrator jokes, repeated dialogue, and parts numbers packed into the book.", "My favourite is the US Major about to be overrun who when ordering a subordinate to radio for reinforcements manages to mention the model number of the radio.", "The book reads like it was written to be an über-techno-thriller by an author who has a bad opinion of techno-thrillers.", "It is fun to read, but especially so if your idea of fun is listing and naming all the exaggerated elements of style, cataloguing and ranking the clichés, not to mention paging back 140 pages to check if a ten-line paragraph really was copied word-for-word.", "It was." ]
2	Pretty Good Beds	Things I liked:Pretty lightweight, easy to move. Didn't take up too much space. Very comfortable night's sleep, at least that's what my nephews told me. Pretty sturdy, held my weight(about 220lbs) without a problem. I did not sleep on it, however. Packed and unpacked easily, and they fit nicely in a closet when not in use. Will probably take them on vacation, to use for kids when in smaller hotel rooms. (I bought two of them)Things I did not like:Little difficult to get the end rails on. I was afraid I might bend or break them when forcing them on, but got them on without bending or breaking. Still a little concerned that after repeated assembly/disassembly, I might not be so lucky. Black end caps on rails, that cover the sharp aluminum edges, fell out easily, and marred the walls. The black plastic left marks on the walls that I could not easily get off. Great for kids, but should be a little wider for a full-sized adult.	13	[ "Things I liked:Pretty lightweight, easy to move.", "Didn't take up too much space.", "Very comfortable night's sleep, at least that's what my nephews told me.", "Pretty sturdy, held my weight(about 220lbs) without a problem.", "I did not sleep on it, however.", "Packed and unpacked easily, and they fit nicely in a closet when not in use.", "Will probably take them on vacation, to use for kids when in smaller hotel rooms.", "(I bought two of them)Things I did not like:Little difficult to get the end rails on.", "I was afraid I might bend or break them when forcing them on, but got them on without bending or breaking.", "Still a little concerned that after repeated assembly/disassembly, I might not be so lucky.", "Black end caps on rails, that cover the sharp aluminum edges, fell out easily, and marred the walls.", "The black plastic left marks on the walls that I could not easily get off.", "Great for kids, but should be a little wider for a full-sized adult." ]
1	Because there's no "zero stars" option!	Even as a joke, this would be horrible; however, I think this band take it seriously - and it blows! I picked up this CD because I heard A.R.E. were like a combination of suicide, front 242, and iron maiden: Interesting. NO!! A.R.E. are a bad imitation of front 242 and watered-down Liars at best. The guitar riffs are awful and the lyrics are even worse. Example: "Hey World" begins with how much it sucks to be 13.When I saw Pelican in concert, they were opening (?!?!?) for A.R.E., so I decided to give them a second chance. The sound guy must not have liked what he heard, because the bar chatter was louder. "Louder" I yelled, so that I might find something redeeming in their music. "Yeah, SUCK louder!" Someone else yelled - I had to agree & give him a high-five. Maybe I would have liked this when I was 12 and didn't know any better. ZERO STARS!	15	[ "Even as a joke, this would be horrible; however, I think this band take it seriously - and it blows!", "I picked up this CD because I heard A.R.E. were like a combination of suicide, front 242, and iron maiden: Interesting.", "NO!!", "A.R.E. are a bad imitation of front 242 and watered-down Liars at best.", "The guitar riffs are awful and the lyrics are even worse.", "Example: \"Hey World\" begins with how much it sucks to be 13.When I saw Pelican in concert, they were opening (?!?", "!?", ") for A.R.E., so I decided to give them a second chance.", "The sound guy must not have liked what he heard, because the bar chatter was louder.", "\"Louder\" I yelled, so that I might find something redeeming in their music.", "\"Yeah, SUCK louder!", "\" Someone else yelled - I had to agree & give him a high-five.", "Maybe I would have liked this when I was 12 and didn't know any better.", "ZERO STARS!" ]
1	I did not like this at all	I really did not like this book. I liked the first one in the series ok - it wasn't great but I read it to the end. I didn't read this book even halfway through. Really - vanilla ice cream helps the burn when Rhage is exposed to the sun? Seriously? And the whole I went out and had sex last night with complete strangers but I'll never do it again thing. NO. And why do the brothers talk like they do? It is just wrong - written wrong. This book is flawed. The idea behind the series has potential but it just has to be better plotted than this. The author came up with the idea of the Black Dagger Brotherhood, but she can't come up with anything better than vanilla ice cream on a vampire's burns? NO.	13	[ "I really did not like this book.", "I liked the first one in the series ok - it wasn't great but I read it to the end.", "I didn't read this book even halfway through.", "Really - vanilla ice cream helps the burn when Rhage is exposed to the sun?", "Seriously?", "And the whole I went out and had sex last night with complete strangers but I'll never do it again thing.", "NO.", "And why do the brothers talk like they do?", "It is just wrong - written wrong.", "This book is flawed.", "The idea behind the series has potential but it just has to be better plotted than this.", "The author came up with the idea of the Black Dagger Brotherhood, but she can't come up with anything better than vanilla ice cream on a vampire's burns?", "NO." ]
2	good for exercise haters & preg women	I hate to exercise and now that I am pregnant again, I am trying to start with something relatively easy. I bought this tape sometime after my 1st child, and the only reason I stopped is b/c getting in the habit of exercising is hard for me. This is relatively easy and actually quite relaxing. There are 3 levels of bands, which is very nice. I had a little trouble finagling the bands at first, but it gets easy quickly. I could tell right away that if I stick with this, it will strengthen and tone my muscles. And I think as I move to higher levels of resistance, I will see more improvements. As a pregnant woman, I can do almost every exercise. There a couple that are hard to do and some belly ones that I can't do. The video is short, but that is good for someone who hates to exercise. It is not very cardiovascular FYI - at least not with the beginner band.	11	[ "I hate to exercise and now that I am pregnant again, I am trying to start with something relatively easy.", "I bought this tape sometime after my 1st child, and the only reason I stopped is b/c getting in the habit of exercising is hard for me.", "This is relatively easy and actually quite relaxing.", "There are 3 levels of bands, which is very nice.", "I had a little trouble finagling the bands at first, but it gets easy quickly.", "I could tell right away that if I stick with this, it will strengthen and tone my muscles.", "And I think as I move to higher levels of resistance, I will see more improvements.", "As a pregnant woman, I can do almost every exercise.", "There a couple that are hard to do and some belly ones that I can't do.", "The video is short, but that is good for someone who hates to exercise.", "It is not very cardiovascular FYI - at least not with the beginner band." ]
2	AHA! (aka the light bulb effect!)	Even though my son knew several sight words and could sound out many words he did not believe he could read and even refused to even try to read from a book. Enter Dick and Jane. Oh! Oh! Look and See! First attempt - "You know I can't read Mom." Second attempt and 73 pages later - "I'm a great reader!" He could relate to the stories and pictures of children and their pets playing and seemed indifferent to "the lack of plot" or monoculturalism. In fact, he laughed and enjoyed every page. Our family joyously celebrated his success with ice cream. Therefore, in response to the PhD reviewer who condescendingly pleaded "Please let experts teach reading....." lighten up and laugh a little at these simple little stories and be happy that there are parents out there that are taking the time and interest in helping their children learn.	11	[ "Even though my son knew several sight words and could sound out many words he did not believe he could read and even refused to even try to read from a book.", "Enter Dick and Jane.", "Oh!", "Oh!", "Look and See!", "First attempt - \"You know I can't read Mom.\" Second attempt and 73 pages later - \"I'm a great reader!", "\" He could relate to the stories and pictures of children and their pets playing and seemed indifferent to \"the lack of plot\" or monoculturalism.", "In fact, he laughed and enjoyed every page.", "Our family joyously celebrated his success with ice cream.", "Therefore, in response to the PhD reviewer who condescendingly pleaded \"Please let experts teach reading.....\" lighten up and laugh a little at these simple little stories and be happy that there are parents out there that are taking the time and interest in helping their children learn." ]
2	good, but can be better	first one i bought was defective. out of the box, the power led kept blinking. read a few forums and found out that a firmware upgrade is needed. i thought this didn't make sense as new products should work immediately. anyways, i decided to return the product and asked for a replacement. the second one was a lot better. it worked as soon as i've got the cables connected. signal strength was good and i haven't had any connection dropped. one issue though is i can't vpn to office network. again, read forums and found out that this is an outstanding issue. waiting for a firmware update that will fix this. overall, it's a good replacement for my old usr 5461 router which kept dropping connections.	12	[ "first one i bought was defective.", "out of the box, the power led kept blinking.", "read a few forums and found out that a firmware upgrade is needed.", "i thought this didn't make sense as new products should work immediately.", "anyways, i decided to return the product and asked for a replacement.", "the second one was a lot better.", "it worked as soon as i've got the cables connected.", "signal strength was good and i haven't had any connection dropped.", "one issue though is i can't vpn to office network.", "again, read forums and found out that this is an outstanding issue.", "waiting for a firmware update that will fix this.", "overall, it's a good replacement for my old usr 5461 router which kept dropping connections." ]
2	GREAT BASSINET!	My first bassinet was a gift at my baby shower. It wasn't everything I was exactly looking for. So when I got pregnant with my 2nd child, I shopped and broswed bassinets for a few months. I decided on this particular one because I live in a 4story house. I LOVE THIS ITEM! In the morning when I would move from floor to floor my daughter would just sleep in the bassinet and I could just carry it where i needed to. The only thing I didn't use was the changing table, mainly because i already had one. I was reading the previous posts and I actually didn't have the problem with the sagging middle. The support board came in one piece and doesn't sag at all. I felt this was worth the $$. Hope this post helps!	11	[ "My first bassinet was a gift at my baby shower.", "It wasn't everything I was exactly looking for.", "So when I got pregnant with my 2nd child, I shopped and broswed bassinets for a few months.", "I decided on this particular one because I live in a 4story house.", "I LOVE THIS ITEM!", "In the morning when I would move from floor to floor my daughter would just sleep in the bassinet and I could just carry it where i needed to.", "The only thing I didn't use was the changing table, mainly because i already had one.", "I was reading the previous posts and I actually didn't have the problem with the sagging middle.", "The support board came in one piece and doesn't sag at all.", "I felt this was worth the $$.", "Hope this post helps!" ]
2	friendship as it should be-----good	I read the book in June and finished it in about 2 weeks I am busy and a slow reader but itreally paced me. I did more in bed than sleep and at my age that something. The novelist better start a new novel since I am sure that the readers want more. The characters are so vivid, so real, and so human. The things that they have experienced many plus more can relate to and its was a real good ride. My favorite character was Jan. But they were all good. If this book does not have you crying and sighing for a friendship you have or wish you had nothing will. I like the fact that the 60's was a popular time. It really was. I gave the book 4 stars and after I finish reading it I would have given it 10	11	[ "I read the book in June and finished it in about 2 weeks I am busy and a slow reader but itreally paced me.", "I did more in bed than sleep and at my age that something.", "The novelist better start a new novel since I am sure that the readers want more.", "The characters are so vivid, so real, and so human.", "The things that they have experienced many plus more can relate to and its was a real good ride.", "My favorite character was Jan.", "But they were all good.", "If this book does not have you crying and sighing for a friendship you have or wish you had nothing will.", "I like the fact that the 60's was a popular time.", "It really was.", "I gave the book 4 stars and after I finish reading it I would have given it 10" ]
1	Pathetic drivel	I'm sorry, but Vince Spadea should have kept his secret diary to himself. I did find some of his comments to be interesting, but for the most part the thoughts he expresses in this book are pure drivel and mind chatter. Unfortunately, Vince comes across as a very self-absorbed and superficial human being. Vince paints a picture of himeself as someone who is insecure and way too dependent on what others think about him. He wants the reader to think he is cool because of who he knows and associates with. Sad! I sincerely hope he doesn't represent the whole breed of professional tennis players in today's world. In the end I think Vince was just making another buck for himself with this pathetic account of his tennis touring life. One last thought, Spadea mentions he has only read one book in its entirety. Well this really shows! If he had read a few good books, I'm sure he wouldn't have wanted to publish such self-indulgent crap.	11	[ "I'm sorry, but Vince Spadea should have kept his secret diary to himself.", "I did find some of his comments to be interesting, but for the most part the thoughts he expresses in this book are pure drivel and mind chatter.", "Unfortunately, Vince comes across as a very self-absorbed and superficial human being.", "Vince paints a picture of himeself as someone who is insecure and way too dependent on what others think about him.", "He wants the reader to think he is cool because of who he knows and associates with.", "Sad!", "I sincerely hope he doesn't represent the whole breed of professional tennis players in today's world.", "In the end I think Vince was just making another buck for himself with this pathetic account of his tennis touring life.", "One last thought, Spadea mentions he has only read one book in its entirety.", "Well this really shows!", "If he had read a few good books, I'm sure he wouldn't have wanted to publish such self-indulgent crap." ]
1	The Dead Matter not	Not to burst anyone's bubble, but this film isn't that great. In fairness, it's obvious that those that made it gave it their best shot and made it with heart. And, there are some good ideas here. Still, the film is convoluted, suffers from poor pacing, editing and looks cheap. It also does a poor job trying to decide if it's a horror film or satire. One scene meant for laughs features a zombie drinking beer in a pub, a funny idea. Amazingly the crowd in the bar doesn't even notice the monster and the joke just dies. Beloved Cleveland celeb Big Chuck has a cameo but isn't given much to do, which is a shame. Midnight Syndicate is known for their music but the score feels overproduced for this kind of B movie carnage and intrudes more than enhances the movie. Listening to the soundtrack (which is very good) by itself would be the better option. I have to note that the beautiful DVD cover artwork is truly awesome.	11	[ "Not to burst anyone's bubble, but this film isn't that great.", "In fairness, it's obvious that those that made it gave it their best shot and made it with heart.", "And, there are some good ideas here.", "Still, the film is convoluted, suffers from poor pacing, editing and looks cheap.", "It also does a poor job trying to decide if it's a horror film or satire.", "One scene meant for laughs features a zombie drinking beer in a pub, a funny idea.", "Amazingly the crowd in the bar doesn't even notice the monster and the joke just dies.", "Beloved Cleveland celeb Big Chuck has a cameo but isn't given much to do, which is a shame.", "Midnight Syndicate is known for their music but the score feels overproduced for this kind of B movie carnage and intrudes more than enhances the movie.", "Listening to the soundtrack (which is very good) by itself would be the better option.", "I have to note that the beautiful DVD cover artwork is truly awesome." ]
2	A nostalgic collection of gospel favorites from yesteryear...	The Track Listing:Disc One1. King Jesus2. Jesus is the Man (For the Hour)3. The Old Rugged Cross Made the Difference4. I Don't Know Why Jesus Loved Me5. After Calvary6. Thanks7. These Hands of Mine8. Through it All9. I Should Have Been Crucified10. Let Me Live11. It Won't Be Long12. Oh Happy DayDisc Two1. Try a Little Kindness2. After All3. Put Your Hand in the Hand4. He Did it All For Me5. I Enjoy the Difference6. Redemption Draweth Nigh7. My God is Real8. Jesus Christ, What a Man9. When the Great Trumpet Sounds10. Mama's Teaching Angels How to Sing11. Glory, Glory Clear the Road12. He Looked Beyond My Fault (And Saw My Need)13. Talk About the Good Times14. Remind Me, Dear Lord15. Daddy Sang Bass	28	[ "The Track Listing:Disc One1.", "King Jesus2.", "Jesus is the Man (For the Hour)3.", "The Old Rugged Cross Made the Difference4.", "I Don't Know Why Jesus Loved Me5.", "After Calvary6.", "Thanks7.", "These Hands of Mine8.", "Through it All9.", "I Should Have Been Crucified10.", "Let Me Live11.", "It Won't Be Long12.", "Oh Happy DayDisc Two1.", "Try a Little Kindness2.", "After All3.", "Put Your Hand in the Hand4.", "He Did it All For Me5.", "I Enjoy the Difference6.", "Redemption Draweth Nigh7.", "My God is Real8.", "Jesus Christ, What a Man9.", "When the Great Trumpet Sounds10.", "Mama's Teaching Angels How to Sing11.", "Glory, Glory Clear the Road12.", "He Looked Beyond My Fault (And Saw My Need)13.", "Talk About the Good Times14.", "Remind Me, Dear Lord15.", "Daddy Sang Bass" ]
1	Ummm.. what?	Okay.. This album was recommended to me by a sales clerk when I told him that I had enjoyed FSOLs work on "Papua New Guinea" and "We have explosive". Boy, was he off-course. As much as I tried, I just couldn't get into this album. I sat with the lights off, burning candles, doing yoga, etc. and all I could think was.. whatever. It doesn't seem that FSOL put any thought into this album whatsoever. It consists of randomness and not much else. Frankly, if I could return this cd, I would. I don't recommend this to anyone that enjoys structured music, or who likes rhythm: this album will drive you mad. =)	11	[ "Okay..", "This album was recommended to me by a sales clerk when I told him that I had enjoyed FSOLs work on \"Papua New Guinea\" and \"We have explosive\".", "Boy, was he off-course.", "As much as I tried, I just couldn't get into this album.", "I sat with the lights off, burning candles, doing yoga, etc.", "and all I could think was..", "whatever.", "It doesn't seem that FSOL put any thought into this album whatsoever.", "It consists of randomness and not much else.", "Frankly, if I could return this cd, I would.", "I don't recommend this to anyone that enjoys structured music, or who likes rhythm: this album will drive you mad.", "=)" ]
1	...	Well, I just bought myself Transformers on DVD. Giggling like an idiot and running to my DVD player I was absolutley shocked when I threw it in. No extras whatsoever. Not even a theatrical trailer. Pan and Scan only ?!?!! Augh! Could it get any worse? Yep. The sound is horrible. Hissy and muted. The Video isn't incredible, either. on Par with the VHS copy. Perhaps slightly crisper. I'm not sure if I got a different version. It has a different cover than what's shown here on Amazon (I bought mine at a local video store) This version is released by a company called Seville and Sports a cover like the VHS Release froma few years back with Optimus. Needless to say. I was incredibly dissapointed. Disgusted, even.	19	[ "Well, I just bought myself Transformers on DVD.", "Giggling like an idiot and running to my DVD player I was absolutley shocked when I threw it in.", "No extras whatsoever.", "Not even a theatrical trailer.", "Pan and Scan only?!?", "!!", "Augh!", "Could it get any worse?", "Yep.", "The sound is horrible.", "Hissy and muted.", "The Video isn't incredible, either.", "on Par with the VHS copy.", "Perhaps slightly crisper.", "I'm not sure if I got a different version.", "It has a different cover than what's shown here on Amazon (I bought mine at a local video store) This version is released by a company called Seville and Sports a cover like the VHS Release froma few years back with Optimus.", "Needless to say.", "I was incredibly dissapointed.", "Disgusted, even." ]
2	Beyond the Mundane & Ordinary!	I do not understand the reviewer's comment that the Buttercream recipe was missing "cream" and "vanilla"! The recipe for the Butttercream is called "VANILLA Buttercream"! There is vanilla in the recipe(1 teaspoon!). And there is no cream in buttercream! Beyond that silliness, I have been using Anne Warren's recipes for buttercream and cakes for years after seeing her on Martha Stewart. My family and friends love them! The Buttercream is so much better than store made lard and sugar icings. The section on colors is especially precise and correct. The science behind the section "Hazards to Buttercream" is very informative & helpful. If you want to make and decorate cakes beyond the ordinary and mundane, this is the book. If you can follow directions carefully and have a bent towards creativity you will create beautiful and sophisticated tasting cakes.	11	[ "I do not understand the reviewer's comment that the Buttercream recipe was missing \"cream\" and \"vanilla\"!", "The recipe for the Butttercream is called \"VANILLA Buttercream\"!", "There is vanilla in the recipe(1 teaspoon!", ").", "And there is no cream in buttercream!", "Beyond that silliness, I have been using Anne Warren's recipes for buttercream and cakes for years after seeing her on Martha Stewart.", "My family and friends love them!", "The Buttercream is so much better than store made lard and sugar icings.", "The section on colors is especially precise and correct.", "The science behind the section \"Hazards to Buttercream\" is very informative & helpful.", "If you want to make and decorate cakes beyond the ordinary and mundane, this is the book.", "If you can follow directions carefully and have a bent towards creativity you will create beautiful and sophisticated tasting cakes." ]
1	After 2 of These DVD Players Die, We Give Up!!	I was very excited to get this DVD player for my wife. She used her old one all the time and this seemed to have comparable features and a good price tag. Unfortunately, sometimes you get what you pay for. The first unit I purchased broke after 3 months of use. It would not recognize discs anymore. I got a replacement and now 3 months later the brand new unit (not refurbished) is doing the same thing! Coby will take it back for limited warranty service (even though I am 3 days outside the 90 day window), but they are making me pay for shipping to them and then I have to enclose an $18 money order for return shipping. But what are they going to do, send me a 3rd unit that will break? I am very upset about this and want to warn you that if you plan on using this on any sort of regular basis, beware: it will die. So long, Coby!(I would change my stars to 1 if it would let me!!)	11	[ "I was very excited to get this DVD player for my wife.", "She used her old one all the time and this seemed to have comparable features and a good price tag.", "Unfortunately, sometimes you get what you pay for.", "The first unit I purchased broke after 3 months of use.", "It would not recognize discs anymore.", "I got a replacement and now 3 months later the brand new unit (not refurbished) is doing the same thing!", "Coby will take it back for limited warranty service (even though I am 3 days outside the 90 day window), but they are making me pay for shipping to them and then I have to enclose an $18 money order for return shipping.", "But what are they going to do, send me a 3rd unit that will break?", "I am very upset about this and want to warn you that if you plan on using this on any sort of regular basis, beware: it will die.", "So long, Coby!", "(I would change my stars to 1 if it would let me!!", ")" ]
2	John Mayer DVD Review	Recorded live at the Oak Mountain Amphitheater in Birmingham, Alabama, on September 12, 2002. The CD, "Any Given Thursday," will also be available as a 2 CD collection.John Mayer performs live songs from "Room For Squares," and "Inside Wants Out" -- as well as previously unreleased new material.SET LIST1. Program Start2. 3x53. No Such Thing4. Back To You5. City Love6. Something's Missing7. Lenny/ Man On The Side8. Message In a Bottle9. Love Song For No One10. Why Georgia11. Your Body Is A Wonderland12. My Stupid Mouth13. Covered In Rain14. 8315. Comfortable16. Neon17. CreditsSPECIAL FEATURES--Audio Commentary by John Mayer (revealing the many facets of himself and his music)--Any Given Soundcheck--The Next Morning--Photo Gallery	19	[ "Recorded live at the Oak Mountain Amphitheater in Birmingham, Alabama, on September 12, 2002.", "The CD, \"Any Given Thursday,\" will also be available as a 2 CD collection.John Mayer performs live songs from \"Room For Squares,\" and \"Inside Wants Out\" -- as well as previously unreleased new material.SET LIST1.", "Program Start2.", "3x53.", "No Such Thing4.", "Back To You5.", "City Love6.", "Something's Missing7.", "Lenny/ Man On The Side8.", "Message In a Bottle9.", "Love Song For No One10.", "Why Georgia11.", "Your Body Is A Wonderland12.", "My Stupid Mouth13.", "Covered In Rain14.", "8315.", "Comfortable16.", "Neon17.", "CreditsSPECIAL FEATURES--Audio Commentary by John Mayer (revealing the many facets of himself and his music)--Any Given Soundcheck--The Next Morning--Photo Gallery" ]
2	THIS BOOK SAVED MY LIFE!	I am a professional trainer of a large corporation. I was asked to train over 300 employees in advanced Acrobat. The Classroom in a Book was useless and there are few resources for people such as myself to turn to. I happened to stumble on this book on amazon. I noticed it was selling well. I ordered it and read it within 3 days. It answered questions that had been plaguing me for years on PDF Writer and all the little ins and outs on Distiller. It was an easy read and the author has a light and entertaining style that makes it a pleasure to read. This book really saved me from embarressment. In fact, I made it required reading in my course. I highly recommend it for anyone who needs to fully emerse themselves in this technology.	11	[ "I am a professional trainer of a large corporation.", "I was asked to train over 300 employees in advanced Acrobat.", "The Classroom in a Book was useless and there are few resources for people such as myself to turn to.", "I happened to stumble on this book on amazon.", "I noticed it was selling well.", "I ordered it and read it within 3 days.", "It answered questions that had been plaguing me for years on PDF Writer and all the little ins and outs on Distiller.", "It was an easy read and the author has a light and entertaining style that makes it a pleasure to read.", "This book really saved me from embarressment.", "In fact, I made it required reading in my course.", "I highly recommend it for anyone who needs to fully emerse themselves in this technology." ]
2	Kindle review	After much research on different types of e-books I purchased the Kindle for my birthday. I decided on the Kindle over the Sony because I like that the Kindle comes ready to use and does not require use of a computer. My Kindle arrived very quickly and was very easy to use. I like that I did not have to do anything with a computer to start using it. I purchased prior to receiving the Kindle a set of e-books. The e-books were very easy to install from a DVD. I also purchased several e-books from Kindle which were downloaded to my device very quickly. I love the fact that the Kindle is very light, easy to use and does not require a lot of extra steps before using. I purchased a cover and ear phones after receiving my Kindle. I would highly recommend the Kindle and suggest that if you purchase one to also purchase some type of cover for it. I love my Kindle and would recommend it to any one. I also purchased the 2 year warranty. I believe that it is worth it. Happy reading!!!	15	[ "After much research on different types of e-books I purchased the Kindle for my birthday.", "I decided on the Kindle over the Sony because I like that the Kindle comes ready to use and does not require use of a computer.", "My Kindle arrived very quickly and was very easy to use.", "I like that I did not have to do anything with a computer to start using it.", "I purchased prior to receiving the Kindle a set of e-books.", "The e-books were very easy to install from a DVD.", "I also purchased several e-books from Kindle which were downloaded to my device very quickly.", "I love the fact that the Kindle is very light, easy to use and does not require a lot of extra steps before using.", "I purchased a cover and ear phones after receiving my Kindle.", "I would highly recommend the Kindle and suggest that if you purchase one to also purchase some type of cover for it.", "I love my Kindle and would recommend it to any one.", "I also purchased the 2 year warranty.", "I believe that it is worth it.", "Happy reading!!!" ]
1	what for a game :((	Sorry, this was the worst game i played in the last time. In comparison with other titles Generals get the worst review of all. I am very disappointed about what they made out of this brand. The balancing is awful, America is every time the best choice. And people, what do say about great gfx? Are you blind? Just watch the water in the rivers. Just moving polygons. Not to mention about the missing story, strange mission goals and bad pathing. The best thing of the whole game are the remarks of the units. For this and the hope i got while playing that the game will be better by the missions i assign two stars.I was a big fan and played every title. Not more. Just installed the good old red alert. Wouldn't buy it with this experience.	14	[ "Sorry, this was the worst game i played in the last time.", "In comparison with other titles Generals get the worst review of all.", "I am very disappointed about what they made out of this brand.", "The balancing is awful, America is every time the best choice.", "And people, what do say about great gfx?", "Are you blind?", "Just watch the water in the rivers.", "Just moving polygons.", "Not to mention about the missing story, strange mission goals and bad pathing.", "The best thing of the whole game are the remarks of the units.", "For this and the hope i got while playing that the game will be better by the missions i assign two stars.I was a big fan and played every title.", "Not more.", "Just installed the good old red alert.", "Wouldn't buy it with this experience." ]
2	Robo-Scorpion Smackdown!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!	Every once in a while a movie scence comes along that is so epic in proportaion of greatness that it changes the way we view cinema for all time. All of this and more can be said of the opening sequence of this movie. Imagine this. The desert, outside Las Vegas. Suddenly the ground trembles. Its time for a clash of the titans. Two roboscorpions appear over the horrizon with one purpouse in mind-DESTROY EACH OTHER! What happens next is one of the great movie scenes of all time. Two collosual, grinnin scorpions batlle in battle in which there can be no winner. WHO WILL WIN?!?!?!	11	[ "Every once in a while a movie scence comes along that is so epic in proportaion of greatness that it changes the way we view cinema for all time.", "All of this and more can be said of the opening sequence of this movie.", "Imagine this.", "The desert, outside Las Vegas.", "Suddenly the ground trembles.", "Its time for a clash of the titans.", "Two roboscorpions appear over the horrizon with one purpouse in mind-DESTROY EACH OTHER!", "What happens next is one of the great movie scenes of all time.", "Two collosual, grinnin scorpions batlle in battle in which there can be no winner.", "WHO WILL WIN?!?", "!?!" ]
2	Love it!	I love this book! It's so intruiging. But, their are a few errors in it. For instance, the SVU books were written before Olivia Davidson died, so Olivia Davidson is at the reuinion, even though she's suppose to be dead, and Liz is talking to her a lot. Also, a few of the memories didn't exist. ANyway, this book is really good. Mike does something really increadible for Jessica, which you'll have to read in order to find out. Todd and Tom have a lot of controversity, but you'll have to read it to find out who wins Elizabeth's heart. Also, Jessica confesses the whole story to her parents. How will they react? Read it to find out! Also, they have a high school reunion, and Olivia Davidson, who's suppose to be dead is in it. It's mildly amusing how some of the people and memories that are mentioned didn't exist. This is a really great book. Even if you've never celebrated Chrismas you'll like it. This book is great!	16	[ "I love this book!", "It's so intruiging.", "But, their are a few errors in it.", "For instance, the SVU books were written before Olivia Davidson died, so Olivia Davidson is at the reuinion, even though she's suppose to be dead, and Liz is talking to her a lot.", "Also, a few of the memories didn't exist.", "ANyway, this book is really good.", "Mike does something really increadible for Jessica, which you'll have to read in order to find out.", "Todd and Tom have a lot of controversity, but you'll have to read it to find out who wins Elizabeth's heart.", "Also, Jessica confesses the whole story to her parents.", "How will they react?", "Read it to find out!", "Also, they have a high school reunion, and Olivia Davidson, who's suppose to be dead is in it.", "It's mildly amusing how some of the people and memories that are mentioned didn't exist.", "This is a really great book.", "Even if you've never celebrated Chrismas you'll like it.", "This book is great!" ]