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"Before a movie starts at a theatre, it's just 60 people sitting in the dark eating corn." | Showerthoughts |
"Bad propaganda is something you can identify. Good propaganda is something you think of as the full truth." | Showerthoughts |
"When you're sick, the advice you get is to literally do drugs and stay out of school." | Showerthoughts |
"All dogs can smell drugs. The hard part is getting them to snitch." | Showerthoughts |
"If everybody you meet is a friendly and nice person, it's probably because you are" | Showerthoughts |
"Most people's handwriting show that doing something mindlessly a million times over does not yield improvement unless you actively try to improve." | Showerthoughts |
"There must be a lot of Tinder dates where both persons where catfished but ended up thinking that they were stood up because neither of them could find the person they were looking for" | Showerthoughts |
"The last 10% of a tube of toothpaste lasts about as long as the first 90%." | Showerthoughts |
"Kids who get the perfect attendance award are either really lucky to have avoided being sick most of the year, or really unlucky to have parents that made them go to school even when they felt like shit." | Showerthoughts |
"Thrift stores will have a lot of youtuber merch in 10-20 years" | Showerthoughts |
"If you have to purchase a VIP ticket for an event you probably aren’t an actual VIP." | Showerthoughts |
"The most effective way for Professor Oak to complete the Pokédex is to give it to Nurse Joy" | Showerthoughts |
"You can have a fully gay threesome, but you can't have a fully straight threesome." | Showerthoughts |
"2019 will probably be the last year that ends with "teen" for the rest of our lives." | Showerthoughts |
"Rich people have no idea that poor people tip better than they do" | Showerthoughts |
"If elevators didn't exist, the penthouse would be for poor people." | Showerthoughts |
"Nothing makes you sweat like realizing you forgot to put on deodorant" | Showerthoughts |
"Considering that the CIA confirmed Osama Bin Laden played online video games like CounterStrike, numerous people probably eliminated him over the years without realizing it was him." | Showerthoughts |
"All Scooby-Doo monsters were people in disguises, yet they were attracted to female monster disguises made by Shaggy and Scooby." | Showerthoughts |
"If I get up 10 minutes earlier than usual, I treat it like 2 extra hours and end up late for work." | Showerthoughts |
"After honey was first discovered, there was likely a period where people were taste testing any available slime from insects." | Showerthoughts |
"Most guys easily notice girls flirting with their friends but can't get the hint when a girl is flirting with them." | Showerthoughts |
"Justin Bieber's 'baby' video getting almost 300k dislikes taken off in one day due to people wanting Rewind 2018 as the most disliked vid is the perfect example of how turning the hate onto another thing is the fastest way to clear hate." | Showerthoughts |
"Zombies are portrayed as weak, but they also can apparently break through a coffin and climb up through 6 feet of dirt" | Showerthoughts |
"Farts are completely harmless (other than an unpleasant odour) but are seen as rude and disgusting, yet sneezes, which could literally spread a disease which wipes out humanity, are perfectly fine." | Showerthoughts |
"Its common for babies to fall asleep and wake up in different locations all the time, but as an adult the idea of that happening is terrifying." | Showerthoughts |
"One day soon there will probably be a "yo mama so old" joke that ends in something like "she grew up without the Internet" and it will be devastating" | Showerthoughts |
"DIY saves hundreds, sometimes thousands of dollars. You just need hundreds, sometimes thousands of dollars worth of equipment to do it." | Showerthoughts |
"Mickey Mouse must have a super inflated ego to have an entire clubhouse built in the shape of his head." | Showerthoughts |
"The bigger the boat, the less likely the owner is the captain." | Showerthoughts |
"Dying is when your skeleton finally hatches" | Showerthoughts |
"Over the past year I've taken so many "before" pictures of my body while telling myself im going to start working out, I basically just have a slideshow of me getting fatter." | Showerthoughts |
"Star Trek watched in another language than english is more realistic, as everyones lip movements doesnt add up to what they say, because the universal translator translates their speech into your mother language." | Showerthoughts |
"People will trust a loaf of bread off the shelf with just a twist tie, but they insist on at least two layers of tamper-resistant seals for any product they put on that bread." | Showerthoughts |
"The 1950s must have smelled SO BAD: Everyone smoked indoors, terrible car exhaust, coal smog clouds, hotdog jello salads..." | Showerthoughts |
"All those horrendous-looking clothes at the store had to be created and approved by multiple people who thought that it would actually sell." | Showerthoughts |
"Taking a bite from a burger determines where the front of it is" | Showerthoughts |
"The difference between a good guy and a bad guy in movies is that a good guy can always reach an object when they're being pinned down." | Showerthoughts |
"People are now stocking up on necessities out of fear of running out because people are stocking up on necessities, and not because of the chance of a lockdown." | Showerthoughts |
"The world is going to smell very different once electric vehicles become commonplace" | Showerthoughts |
"Blinking is plural of winking." | Showerthoughts |
"It seems unfair that elevators have music but stairs do not have music." | Showerthoughts |
"Watching your parents flirt is by far the only childhood memory that turns from cringe to actually very wholesome as you mature and realize how much effort they put in to keep themselves together and how hard that seemingly simple thing is." | Showerthoughts |
"EAs slogan "It's in the game" doesn't really make sense anymore" | Showerthoughts |
"Learning about sex by watching porn is like learning to drive by watching Fast and Furious" | Showerthoughts |
"Your tongue’s ability to detect hair is underrated." | Showerthoughts |
"The best part of a cucumber tastes like the worst part of a watermelon." | Showerthoughts |
"In the future, Google Earth will be able to offer entire views of the world as it was hundreds of years ago." | Showerthoughts |
"Because the letter X is how we close apps or windows, it's likely that we see it 100-1000 times more often each day than people did 30+ years ago." | Showerthoughts |
"If there is a mile high club then there probably is a mile below club that marine biologists and deep ocean explorers join" | Showerthoughts |
"2019 will be last year of our lifes with "teen" in it" | Showerthoughts |
"75% of reddit going dark means this is probably my best chance of ever getting to the frontpage" | Showerthoughts |
"Since dust is partly made of human cells, an old library isn’t just a collection of books but also a collection of the people who walk through it" | Showerthoughts |
"Unfucking your life in your thirties feels like debugging horrible legacy code" | Showerthoughts |
"Putting dirty clothes on is so much more unbearable than keeping dirty clothes on." | Showerthoughts |
"Jet lag must be a real son of a bitch in the Star Wars universe." | Showerthoughts |
"We were all told in school to write interesting "hooks" at the beginning of essays to get the audience's attention, but now we're all pissed off when we see clickbait headlines on news." | Showerthoughts |
""Forgive me Father for I have sinned" and "I'm sorry daddy; I've been very naughty" are simultaneously saying very similar and very different things." | Showerthoughts |
"Getting rickrolled isn’t too bad considering that Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up is honestly a nice song." | Showerthoughts |
"80s and 90s kids got sick of their moms telling them to pause the game, so they grew up, became developers, and invented games that can't be paused." | Showerthoughts |
"Nudists must have troubles cleaning their glasses" | Showerthoughts |
"People hate writing essays for school, yet will willingly write a 10 paragraph long essay with sources to win an argument online." | Showerthoughts |
"People who voluntarily take parenting classes are not the people who need to take parenting classes." | Showerthoughts |
"Nothing takes you down a notch in confidence more than unexpectedly choking on your own saliva when you're not even eating anything." | Showerthoughts |
"Wikipedia's writing has a surprisingly consistent tone considering how many people contribute to it." | Showerthoughts |
"Smart phones are probably responsible for reducing graffiti in public toilets" | Showerthoughts |
"Movies with campfire scenes always seem to forget to make the smoke annoyingly blow into the characters' faces no matter where they move" | Showerthoughts |
"25-cent Candy machines are becoming a better value every year due to inflation. They haven't changed the prices in decades and usually dispense the same amount of candy." | Showerthoughts |
"A 19-year-old with the self-awareness not to have a baby would probably take better care of a baby than a 19-year-old with a baby." | Showerthoughts |
"It’s considered less taboo to constantly pump yourself full of a liquid stimulant drug to keep yourself awake throughout the day rather than laying down for a quick mid-day nap." | Showerthoughts |
"Stories usually put horns on evil or scary creatures, but in nature only herbivores have horns" | Showerthoughts |
"Black holes are at the top of the food chain." | Showerthoughts |
"Only the poorest rich people fly in first class" | Showerthoughts |
"Powerball billionaires are probably way better for the economy than traditional billionaires" | Showerthoughts |
"The early bird catches the worm, but the night owl has different dietary requirements so it doesn't matter" | Showerthoughts |
"Joe Biden elected president of the United States" | news |
"Chauvin found guilty of murder, manslaughter in George Floyd's death" | news |
"President Donald Trump says he has tested positive for coronavirus" | news |
"Blizzard Employees Staged a Walkout After the Company Banned a Gamer for Pro-Hong Kong Views" | news |
"Trump has left the White House for the last time as President" | news |
"Kobe Bryant killed in helicopter crash in California" | news |
"'Jeopardy' host Alex Trebek dies at 80 due to pancreatic cancer" | news |
"Queen Elizabeth II, has died" | news |
"Scientist Stephen Hawking has died aged 76" | news |
"Jeffrey Epstein's autopsy more consistent with homicidal strangulation than suicide, Dr. Michael Baden reveals" | news |
"F.C.C. Announces Plan to Repeal Net Neutrality" | news |
"Joe Biden officially sworn in as the 46th President of the United States, Kamala Harris as the 49th Vice-President" | news |
"Donald Trump impeached for ‘inciting’ US Capitol riot" | news |
"Amber Heard Found Liable for Damages Against Johnny Depp" | news |
"Supreme Court rules workers can't be fired for being gay or transgender" | news |
"Twitter permanently suspends Trump’s account" | news |
"Jeffrey Epstein, accused sex trafficker, dies by suicide: Officials" | news |
"Russia declares war on Ukraine, reports of shelling at port city" | news |
"FBI executes search warrant at Trump's Mar-a-Lago" | news |
"Ghislane Maxwell, long-time friend and confidante of Jeffrey Epstein, has been arrested by the FBI and charged by federal prosecutors" | news |
"Betty White dies at 99, weeks before 100th birthday, according to reports" | news |
"In a new court hearing, Britney Spears' father loses bid to retain complete control of his daughter's financial investments" | news |
"Derek Chauvin sentenced to 22.5 years in prison for murder of George Floyd" | news |
"Report: Stan Lee dead at 95 - Story" | news |
"Biden to pardon all prior federal offenses of simple marijuana possession" | news |
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