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What to do when your partner says they love you, but youre not ready to say it back? | Thank you! |
To everyone who hasnt had a poop in 2021 yet. Why are you still holding in last years shit? | It's hard to let go. I know if will feel amazing when I do let go and move on but something inside me just doesn't want to leave it. |
What is an item under $20 that is life-changing (for the better)? | An actual pen-and-paper journal that you use. At least for me personally, it does wonders for my mental health to have somewhere to put my thoughts. And maybe I'm just old, but typing it out on a computer screen doesn't feel the same. |
What makes a guy "cute"? | According to my girlfriend, getting excited about things I am passionate about. -.-; Anytime I giggle like an idiot because I am super excited for something she practically harps. |
As 2020 comes to a close, what was the best and worst part of the year? | Worst: it 'being'
Best: it ending
Jokes asside, I wasn't in the same house with my mom since I was in 5th grade, and finally as a 4th year uni student, now we saw eachother for quiate a long time. Same goes with my grandma, who is getting old and I really like her, we are sharing some good time. The worst for me is honestly the school. My entire routine and academic life is thoroughly fucked. But hey. Shit happens, and often it hits the fan too. |
Young adults, how often do you think about having kids, and whether or not you’re excited to experience the gift of life? | I think about it on occasion.
As a note, I don't see having kids as experiencing the gift of life. I love to teach and so I sometimes feel like I would want to teach my own child about life. In that I feel like it would be quite a rewarding experience. |
What are some good habits to pick up on in 2021? | Plant based meals, being more active, saving more money, spending more time outside |
People without eyeballs, what’s your favorite color? | How are they supposed to read this if they got no eyes- |
What was the worst NYE you ever had? | Mine was tonight, my girlfriend of five years broke up with me at 11:55.
At least it’s very 2020. |
Poor people who married rich people, what did you do to find common ground? | I grew up pretty poor, but did well in college and have made something of myself up until this point. My wife grew up in a generationally rich family and I always feel out of place on vacations and at dinners etc... How did you get over the sense of not belonging and the general awkwardness of it all? |
What’s something that you’ve done and you think nobody else has done before? | ummm, slept with someone that i just met, and proceeded to get them arrested because im underage.. |
What are you currently doing in your last hours of 2020? | Sleeping |
[Serious] If it’s legal but immoral like seniors enlisting to die fighting, Whats wrong with dating high school seniors? | This is more an argument against the enlistment age than in favor of anything.
Be less gross. |
Before 2020 ends, what's something you wanna say or get off your chest? | This sleep demon jerking it while it sits on my chest.... This isn't how I wanna start my new year... Ok maybe a little but not much |
If 2020 was so bad why will there be a 2022? | How ya gonna stop it? |
what events do you think will take place this year? | Well I mean according to a dead old man (Nostradamus) there’s going to be famine a zombie apocalypse and a asteroid is going to hit the earth. So yeah. But I highly doubt any of these will happen. |
When will your 2021 be successful? | it won't be |
if you could play music everywhere while the world was ending what would you play? | Final countdown by europe |
People with mental illness, what is your affliction, how long have you been suffering from it, and what does your daily routine look like? How do you good days differ from bad days? | ADHD and used to suffer from complicated grief. Daily routine is getting up early enough to run, shave, shower, and staying busy all day. I'm sticking to it and I don't have days where I just give up and do nothing feeling lost. Work has been interesting. I replaced my supervisor along with learning a lot of new skills. Keeping those dopamine levels up with just forcing myself to exercise has been fantastic. I barely remember that there's a pandemic going on. |
What’s a wrong assumption you had with movie or serie that you learned later? | I thought Hannibal would suck but, I was quite wrong. Very dark and graphic. |
If you can only eat one thing for the rest of your life what would it be? | Toast with butter. It’s basic and boring. Yet, after decades I’m still not sick of it and it works at anytime of day or night. |
How are you guys doing with the game? Are you winning or losing? | Definitely losing |
What's your biggest Hope for 2021? | Improve my mental health |
What happens if one never ejaculates/orgasms in their life? | he'll die of blue balls |
What would be your reaction when your mother dies, and you're far away? | It already happened. I was at college after years of living with my dad and stepmom.
My biological mom and I weren't close. Heck that's an understatement, I hated her guts, and I was planning to cut her out of my life after college. This isn't exactly what I wanted, so I had a lot of conflicting emotions about it. But I coped and had a good support network to fall back on. So I'm basically fine now. |
What are your 2021 New Years resolutions? | To not get infected |
What are myths that many people still believe even though they’re confirmed lies? | Albert Einstein dropped out because of math...
Napoelon Bonaparte was small...
Epstein killed himself... |
Those that keep a journal or diary, what was your entry from one year ago today? | List of habits I wanted to keep up, happy that I generally kept up with them (log food eaten, read a new book every month, cut out sugary drinks, etc). |
What if 2020 is just a trailer of 2021?? | Respectfully, I say...shut. up. Thank you |
What are your thoughts on prostate orgasms? | They are great to experience.
Cum Clinic has a video collection of great ones, but this one is my favorite:
NSFW https://gfycat.com/tintedfailinghound |
If people won't accept audio or video proof of something important, how do you convince them? | Is convincing them really going to be that important? |
What do you hope that will change in 2021 from 2020? | No more crushing loneliness, please.
Please. |
How is 2021 turning out for you? | Still stuck in 2020. |
People who haven't pooped in 2021, why are you holding back your 2020 shit? | NEVER HEARD THIS ONE |
People who live in or near popular tourist attractions, what is something you hate about tourists? | They drive so slowly! I get that you want to see things but you can pull over. Also, because my “tourist attraction” is a wine region, there’s a lot of tourists that drive after drinking :(
Edit: these are two seperate things, you can tell which when you see them |
What are you eating for your last meal of the 2020 decade? | I had some cereal last night, nothing special. Its 2021 here already |
Those who don’t stay up on New Years Eve, why? | I guess for me I just don’t put a big priority on it. I’ll go out some years if there’s a cool thing to go to, but it’s not the biggest deal in the world to me |
How are you going to lose The Game this year? | I feel great mate, because the game is stupid as fuck and makes no sense |
How do you find a lost Bluetooth headphone? | Samsung gear and gps |
Aye, how ya doin’? | Trying to get through a 12 hour shift. Got 2 1/2 more hours left. |
How effective are squats for butt augmentation? | Very |
Americans, how will you be ringing in the new year? | i'll be sleeping most likely |
Why are you all still hanging on to last year's shit? | Constipation |
Suppose everyone on the planet suddenly started dropping dead once they reached the age of 45 (no obvious cause, no cure), but nothing else about the world changes. What would happen? How would society change? | I dont know i'd be dead. |
What was a thing you were probably doing as the first person in 2021 (in your timezone)? | I fell down the stairs pretty much as midnight hit. |
How are you spending your COVID new year. ? | I was going to go to my friend's house and kick it with them, but then my parents flipped out at me and I was like ok fine I won't go...I'll get drunk and play cod.
You know when you have that voice saying, "go out, it will be fun!!" I'm trying really hard to ignore it |
How do you react when someone says "No" after you ask them if they are ok? | Say why |
People already in 2021, how is 2021? | It sucks |
What's the first thing you did in 2021? | Exercised this morning for half an hour. Felt great afterwards! |
The asteroid is going to hit earth and minute. What song do you play on the aux before it ends? | I'd spend the entire time trying to pick a song |
what are your daily sturggles? | Eating with nausea/vomiting. Abdominal pain. Depression. General Anxiety Disorder. |
A nurse comes over to your bed and tells you you’ve been in a coma for 50 years, what is the first thing you do in 2070/2071? | Look up the history of the last 50 years, to see what interesting things happened after the US elections and corona and all that stuff. Then maybe call my family and mourn my doggo who would have died during that time. |
If you could have any superpower, what would it be? | I would just want something simple like the power of sending magnetic forces at my command to inconvenience someone I dislike or have a magic money box that gives me $150-$200 a day for doing nothing so I can double dip by going to work and coming home to extra money with a honest humble life with that sense of financial security without being one of those Lamborghini assholes. |
You can change one event from history by having one person involved in it shit their pants during it. Who do you choose to shit their pants and why? | Trump during his announcement to run for president. |
What is your wish for 2021? | Borders start to open so I can travel again |
Who wins in a fight? A silverback gorilla or a grizzly bear? | Grizzly wins 25 times out of 10. A single swipe from it can break a Moose's (1200+ pound animal) spine, one swipe would cripple or out right kill a Gorilla. |
People that keep asking 2021 questions, how does it feel to be so uncreative? | Probably better than making posts to shit on people that are just trying to chat. |
What is the new years eve food in your country? | alcohol |
What is one amazing thing and one terrible thing you went through in 2020? | Amazing - spending more time at home with my wife and 1 year old baby.
Terrible - spending more time at home with my wife and 1 year old baby. |
What are your expectations for 2021 ? | Zero, I have zero expectations because at this point I’ll take anything |
why are you a lone wolf? | The rest of the pack are dead |
What song lyrics best describe 2020 for you? | “Fuck I’m lonely” |
If a 2020's music ganre would appear, what would it consists of? | It would probably be similar to Slayer's Angel of Death but with even more blood-curdling sounds of suffering |
What resolutions are you looking forward to keeping in 2021? | 3840 x 2160 |
What is the strangest thing to give you comfort? | Do you guys know the plastic snappeas toy from Japan? [That one](https://cf.shopee.tw/file/952031655b8867ba397432aa6e09fc2d) |
What resolutions are you making for next year? | Ima try to drink less. This every weekend shits getting weak |
What is elbow grease? | Real, hard, manual effort |
What’s the most horrifying thing you have ever witnessed that still haunts you? | I saw a motorcycle accident in the Philippines. Both people weren't wearing helmets. Their heads were cracked open like melons. |
What are your hopes for 2021? | Losing my virginity |
What 2020 celebrity death shocked you the most? | MF DOOM |
Spending NYE alone for the first time. What’s your hands down best of all time move recommendation and why is it worthy of bringing in a new year? | A new hope because its a bloody brilliant movie |
What’s the one thing you really need to hear right now? | That everything will be ok. |
Who are some celebrities/famous people that are incels? | Sir Isaac Newton.
World’s second most famous virgin. |
On January 1st 2021 everyone will mysteriously wake up kinder, what is your first kind act going to be? | do my bed for once |
When did you realize you were talking at the "weird kid"? | If you're talking "at" someone, you're the weird kid. |
People who sleep with women all the time, what is your trick? | I'm married |
What was the dumbest thing you’ve done this year? | The dumbest thing I did this year was commenting on this post. |
If you could purge one piece of information from your mind, what would it be? | Cockroaches like eating earwax. |
What are the most brutal or graphic deaths on any TV Show? | The Red Wedding on GoT
Okay, just about *any* death on GoT is brutal & graphic |
How do you stop yourself from having a mental breakdown every time you have to park your car because it takes you over 10 minutes? | Go out to an empty parking lot and practice. Get some cardboard boxes to represent the other cars. Start out with them pretty widely apart and keep doing it until it is easy. |
What is one thing you wish you could "un-invent" or erase from existence, and why? | Humans because I hate them |
People who were "popular" in school, what was it like? | I was friends with a popular kid. She was popular because she smiled and greeted everyone, even if she was just passing them by in the hall. She would invite anyone over, to study, to hang out, to chill...I got so happy whenever she would say hi to me. Once I went to her house, too. Me, the quiet slightly awkward kiddo. She's the best. |
Who is the most relatable television character? | squidward |
Serious: How do you tell your partner that they are annoying the fuck out of you by not giving you alone time? | Definitely talk to them when you aren't annoyed.
My partner and I essentially made a deal that we were always allowed to ask for alone time no questions asked (other than are you okay/can I get you anything)
I usually watch horror movies or read when I want my alone time but we gave each other the space to ASK for it.
Communication is key. It is absolutely reasonable to want time to yourself! Even if you make a codeword or you assign a specific activity as your "alone time".
Whatever works for your relationship but you NEED to talk about it. |
What is everyone’s drink of choice for ringing in the (hopefully better) new year tonight? | Chocolate milk. |
Guys, what's your dream girl look like? | Hot. |
What do you think is the true cost of raising a child? | Your sanity |
What is one celebrity you would leave your wife for? | No one because I love my wife with all my heart.. (okay now that she has stopped reading over my shoulder while I type)
Either Natalie Portman, Alison Bree or Hilary Duff |
[Serious] What are people's thoughts on watching porn that includes someone who has since died? | Meh. Everyone’s going to die at some point. |
If you could have a daily supply of your drug of choice for an entire week with zero consequences or repercussions to your health and no chance of addiction afterwards what drug would it be and how would you spend that week? | Ketamine lol |
Wow. It’s almost a new year. What are your resolutions? | Not to make any more resolutions. |
Where do you draw the line when it comes to forgiveness? | Very situational. Anything you want to talk about OP? |
Who's your favorite underrated villain? | Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz! |
What resolutions are you about to implement? | 1920x1080
I think I can do it for the whole year |
Having downloaded the megamod zip file, extracted the files and copied them to the windata folder, Why doesn't it run even after being enabled the mod in game? | Go find the specific sub for whatever game you're working with and ask there. |
What was the highlight of your 2020? | I got engaged |
What is an old game that gave you nostalgia after playing it again? | Pokemon |
what is your superpower? | Being able to sleep for 8 or 9 hours and still be tired |
Gamers, what’s the weirdest moments you had while playing video games? | An earthquake |
What is/was your grandparent's word for thingy? | Oojamaflip |
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